Tell her you live on the wild side, then fuck her in the butt, and wear your helmet while you do it.
Elijah Hernandez
"The grasshopper is a great bike, still fun to ride even after 9 years. I just promised to stop riding when I get married, so I have to sell now..."
quick reminder to never have social interaction. Autism masterrace.
Wyatt Brown
Honda bikes made after 2002 are bland and uninspiring and if you own one you're bland and uninspiring too
Nathan Garcia
This, women are dream killers.
Alexander Green
Oh man this house move is killing me I was in the car for 2 hours just to pick something up, go 12 miles and drop it again. Can't wait till this shit is over.
Samuel Bennett
>killing germans I'm not trusting you then, fuck you. I'm just posting stuff from my local craiglist.
since noone wants to be in a relationship with me because I'm a shit, I will always be able to enjoy gud stuff in life. Get on my level normie plebs
Bentley Long
>house is the most intelligent doc around and chose a honda >there are people here that think they're smarter than house
Austin Carter
I'm 5'7'' how far would I be leaning over if I got on an sv650s??
Mason Morgan
no u
Landon Turner
i thought he drove a ducati scrambler or some other kind of cuck machine in the movie. Why is he sitting on that cbr?
Nathaniel Jones
90 degrees or go home pally
But no what do you mean? When standing?
Jason Scott
>XR650R produced until 2007 You're only partially right.
Adam Morales
xr650r were made until 07
Adam Rodriguez
what with the infatuation from Veeky Forums with big bertha?
the xr650r is an over-weight, antiquated beast beast. It doesn't do anything that a fuel inject 450 doesn't do better.
Easton Lewis
>I just promised to stop riding when I get married lmao and he promised to give his balls away too
I sure am glad I learned to handle skidz instead of just locking up and going down.
Chase Howard
Because most of dbt don't ride dirt bikes nor do they know any better.
Why do people like 4 strokes in general? they are overweight and designed to explode after 100 hours of riding.
Levi Adams
It lasts a lot longer. Goes faster.
Cooper Gomez
Can't we fuck with that guy somehow? What a disgrace
Hudson Kelly
He has already been fucked over enough b y the whip. we can't damage such a broken man.
Alexander Cooper
>mfw bike made in 2002
Ian Rodriguez
house is also an actor, what if honda gave him the bike because their in damage control and losing trillions of yen from all the /DBT/ threads?
Jaxson Cox
>implying people on dbt could afford a new Honda in the first place
Dylan Perry
About this much
Noah Carter
>smashed his foot between the bike and the ground no thanks
Alexander Edwards
house doesn't care for money, he's 100% rational that's why he chose honda because honda a best
Dominic Gonzalez
I think Hugh Laurie owns quite a few motorcycles (non-fictional)
Brody Jones
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Hunter Butler
who is hugh laurie? we are talking about house, the best doctor in America
James Fisher
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Joshua Lopez
>2pm >eating yogurt with oats in the kitchen at work >qt 6/10 russian chick that's visiting from another office comes at the kitchen, opens fridge >(cue Russian accent) "oh no I forgot my lunch" >looks at me with a sadface >"I have some spare yogurt and strawberries in the fridge, you can mix that with the oats I brought too" >hesitates and grabs a yogurt, I insist end she ends up grabbing two yogurts and the strawberries >starts cutting the strawberries, straight up asks "so how's Tinder user? got a girlfriend yet?" >"Oh I quit about 6 months ago, I'm taking a timeout" >blablabla she rambles about some madmen she met, says yeah it can be tiresome >"So me and the girls are going out tonight, do you want to come with us?" >"It's very sweet of you to invite me Petra, but I don't have a lot of fun going out" >"why?" >"It does nothing for me, I get bored" >"oh okay"
It is becoming increasingly clear I was born to shitpost and work on my bike.
Austin Sullivan
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Bentley Young
Dear /dbt/
Give me a list of models that are very similar looks wise to a Ducati SportClassic Sport 1000
Trying to get my hands on one here in my state in Aus is proving pretty difficult
Justin Roberts
I wish i could meet someone as autistic as you are
Asher Price
House plays Hugh Laurie, so we're talking about the same god.
David Jenkins
they play together? are they twins, they look similar
Gabriel Robinson
except for highways and pew pew and hauling two people lmao! I like their sound mad autist detected >how bout you eat DAT DICK LMAOOOO
WHo in their right fucking mind is going to buy the 2015 Norton Commandos for the fucking 40k (AUD) price tag they have set on them?
They look like a standard street fight and there's not one special thing about them. I just cannot see them selling at all...
Liam Ramirez
Not to mention they're uglier than the Thruxton
Tyler Mitchell
faggots user, faggots
Dylan Murphy
not that much, if I could build one I would want basically a two stroke with 4 stroke sound. >dat light and simpleness >dat smell and smoke but the sound is meh.
Carson Smith
baby boomers will.
Isaac Johnson
im back guys
Landon Gutierrez
4 strokes sound like someone farting in a can and no person in the history of mankind has made a good fake 4 stroke sound.
Anyone can go badingdingding though, you are more autistic than i am brain damaged you should know this wr anton.
William Anderson
>40K aud Fucking christ, I kinda like the thing but I think even 16K US is a little much, that's just insane.
Ethan Brooks
what the fuck are you on about
Mason Diaz
British motorcycles carry a premium. I will admit that I don't understand what the point of Norton is nowadays though
>tfw no twin rotor Norton Commander
Parker Collins
making fake motorcycle sounds, it is the main reason why 2 strokes are superior.
Ian Morris
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Adam Turner
You're incredibly confused.
Logan Phillips
Cost more than an 1198. Makes no sense they are much cheaper to build.
Ethan Gray
I don't get what you mean man if I dart in a tin can and play it on loop will it sound nice? and what does being able to reproduce the sound with mouth have to do with how good it sounds?
Kayden Perez
you're just not autistic enough to understand
Dominic Ward
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Thomas Jackson
lol is she taking a pic of you?
Christopher Murphy
why does the Kawa look like a stanced Africa Twin?
Jayden Turner
africa twin doesn't have snorkels :/
Cameron Morales
>wash textile jacket >still wet >throw that shit on and hit the freeway >bone dry Motorcycles are the best, guys.
Jacob Jackson
why not?
Jonathan Adams
lel I love me some snorkels
Juan Thomas
lol duno
>heading home again
Brayden Lee
Ayyy I have the same tomtom >4channing while driving love it
Matthew Wood
dbt i havent ridden my road bike in over 2 weeks, whats wrong with me?
AWW SHHEEEEEEEIT SON whad you thinken of this QT next to the ZX 7
Thomas Cruz
They look happy as fuck man!!! Both QT3.14s
Jayden Peterson
srsly I'm talking to a 660 or something: you get to save money when you don't use the car, have a bike for SEM and stop being miserable
Jason Wilson
Compared to the dirt bike it seems like a gutless pigfat shit if im honest. just can't seem to have fun on it lately, the only fun to be had seems to be going through corners in a manner that is likely to get you killed for no real reward. not even an adrenaline rush anymore.
Austin Nguyen
>when you don't use the car but I use my car every day man, because I fucken have to work >inb4 take the bus I'd rather walk then use public transport yee mang
Wyatt Gutierrez
>rock hard
Dylan Robinson
can't you go to work on a bike?
Gabriel Phillips
inb4 it rains sometimes
Chase Cox
Does anyone know wether they ever sold the dual headlight zxr400 in the Netherlands?
Logan Cook
N O I C E
Are those snorkels part of a ram-air system? My CBR has a ram-air entrance and
>speedo starts malfunctioning >solenoid valve stays open all the time >fuel mixture goes lean to the point bike barely runs over 40km/h
You can bypass the solenoid altogether (as I did) but then you have to be careful with the throttle in low-mid revs over 60km/h, if you go full-wot outta nowhere you lean it too much due to the ram air and the bike doesn't go anywhere. Well that's my theory, I could be wrong.
Working on bikes is pretty cool, it makes you appreciate their designs and the thought that went into it.
Mason Garcia
>Want to go for a ride >No moonlight tonight >Headlights are utterly useless Just fuck my shit up senpai
Jace Lopez
Fuck riding to work. I blast my heater in the car the whole way to work while i chain smoke and listen to the news.
I like to be warm and full of cancer by time i get to work.
Ryan Adams
>dem colors I don't think I understand what you mean
I think so, yes.
Carson Cox
That's fucked, the exchange should make then around about 27K (from roughly 37k) if there was a direct conversion, so that's basically how much it's costing us here in Aus.....
Carson Murphy
What bike is it?
Honestly you should just sell it and buy some shit rat dirt bike to get hektik on.
I know how you feel though, I don't really find sport bikes fun either.
Christopher Green
iirc the guy bought it from a pretty interesting guy who tracked it
Hunter Wilson
For a RAM air intake you need a ram, something in the middle that diverts and compresses air It's only useful at supersonic speed
Cameron Scott
Just picked this up yesterday on the Cheap Cheap.
Is hydrodipping ironically cool or just weird for everybody? Im trying to figure out who this paint job was for.
Robert Davis
I would buy a 2015/2016 brough for 50k over a Norton. The Nortons don't make any fucking sense to me either, even the old ones don't make me go all goey like they do some people
Tritons however.....
Jackson Ward
>wanting to ride to work Sounds like making the trip to work painful and take half an hour longer for no good reason. >gear up >get bike out >warm bike up >go to work >freeze >get to work frozen >remove gear >start working >no radio to listen to at smoko/lunch
Isaac Robinson
TW TW TW
Kayden Evans
Eh, thats kinda neat. Its also kinda like a bunch of play doh mashed together.
Matthew Lee
what the fucking fuck
just for fun or serious track racing?
John Edwards
You can but most of dbt is faggot fair weather riders or retards like kk who refuse to wear gear so they go "m-muh rain"
WHO NEVER OWNED A CAR MASTER RACE HERE? >daily ride my bike no matter what weather >top $$$ gear so always comfy
Aaron Sanchez
Serious iirc The guy posted back in '13-'14 so I'm not totally reminiscient
Noah Edwards
I don't know why when nothing reliable comes from Britain in general beyond a Brough (no one owns one) and BSA (everyone's got s rusty one lying around)
Logan Myers
I never wanted a car but my mom didn't let me take my bike to work in winter :^(
Jeremiah Parker
>only useful at supersonic speed
Perhaps I abused the term "ram air system" but several vehicles do have what is called "ram air intakes" and they don't reach supersonic speeds.
Pic related, CBR600 F3
Isaiah Richardson
Once you discover how to be comfy on a bike you can never get enough... >i don't even have a car, yet i have to commute at 6:30 whatever the wheather
Austin Bailey
>having to warm up your bike >riding a carbed bike >carbs >CARBS >CURRENT YEAR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA