Don't fall for the semen demon meme, bizraelis

girlDog
girlDog

wife leaves you after you lose your six figures job

Don't fall for the semen demon meme, bizraelis. They only care about your income. I would suggesting investing in hookers.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Don't worry about me, lad. I've never fallen for the meme.

This is why I chose to be a kissless virgin

5mileys
5mileys

@Evil_kitten
"chose"

w8t4u
w8t4u

@5mileys
It's naturally the most economic and financially literate choice.

idontknow
idontknow

@w8t4u
what's wrong with just having a long term girlfriend? I agree that marriage is a fucking death trap for men, but I know many wealthy, successful men with long term girlfriends that couldn't be happier.

likme
likme

@girlDog
Well, if she divorced you after, your alimony is likely only what you're making at your lowest point.

The silver lining is that when you do dig yourself out of the hole, you'll likely keep most of your cash.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@idontknow
I don't know

I'm a virgin, I've never even kissed a girl before.

A few times I almost had sex but I got scared and pussied out even when the girl was practically begging me to stick it in

Playboyize
Playboyize

@girlDog

How do you get to making 6 figures and not realize that love doesn't exist? The only women you should hold close are the ones that have been with you in poverty and wealth and poverty again. It makes the goal of achieving wealth again much more rewarding. However, those type of traditionalists are rare in this age of degeneracy.

Techpill
Techpill

@girlDog
not marrying when you're poor so you never have to wonder

Snarelure
Snarelure

@hairygrape
but I got scared and pussied out even when the girl was practically begging me to stick it in

If you approach life that way you'll be behind even the normies. Do something that makes you uncomfortable every single day (chitchat with normal people, be the first to strike conversations, stick your dick in someone that didnt want it). You know, the usual.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@girlDog
Can't keep his wife
Can't keep his job

Yeah, all women are evil. Whatever you've gotta tell yourself, man...

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Snarelure
stick your dick in someone that didnt want it). You know, the usual.
Just rape someone
You know, the usual
Easy there, Jamal.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Snarelure
I know that now, but the opportunities don't present themselves lately

I try to talk to girls regularly but it rarely goes anywhere

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Snarelure
this is solid advice but don't rape people

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Snarelure

it's not rape if she is asphyxiated. then it's just a complex heimlich maneuver

Booteefool
Booteefool

gay master race
date guys based on personality and pretend to be poor
I am the legal single parent in custody of the child I got from overseas
I wish I could share the lack of bullshit I deal with.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Booteefool
i wish i could be gay

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Techpill
Well played (if you followed your own advice).
That's the way to do it.

askme
askme

@Boy_vs_Girl
I did.
When the wife and I got married we together had a negative worth, -$100k. I know she didn't marry me for money.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@idontknow
common law marriage.

not saying you're wrong, I'm doing it too, but common law marriage can fuck it up if it goes south.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@girlDog
Welcome to MGTOW, a place where kissless virgins and divorced cucks unite

Snarelure
Snarelure

@girlDog

Find fuckbuddies
Insist they get tested
Always wear rubbers

Not seeing the downside fellas. I tie a knot in the condoms and put them under a layer of trash when they aren't looking. So far so good boys. Remember, nut in her eye, not the inner thigh.

takes2long
takes2long

@idontknow
here in california, there are cohabitation laws that allow for the gf to own/take half of what is in the apartment after she lives there for a certain amount of time.

always get a two bedroom as insurance against that. the one can just say she was a roommate.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@girlDog
Invest in hookers, huh?

Be 28, still virgin, thought it's time to lose it
Hit up leolist and found someone that looked clean and not about to rob me
Gave me the best fucking service in my memory for $220
Went back a couple of times after that, everytime was better than the last
Eventually she left the business for her real career

It's cruel because the good ones always have a future in mind

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@askme
How many years are you in?
Getting easier, or harder?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@takes2long

How long do you have to live did it be considered a common law in cali?

It's 7 years here in the south, but until a few years ago, it was virtually never enforced.

It's becoming more common since internet feminism destroyed marriage.

idontknow
idontknow

@girlDog
see: "why i got my balls cut 6 days ago."

0 regrets.

Fuck kids.

this is why u learn to invest. I'm not worried if my hateful ass wife leaves. I'll just start over.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@idontknow
Well, i lasted 1w years with a girlfriend. Wifed her up 3 years ago. Now i stand to lose half my shit. Got my balls cut last week and she almost left. Still might. I dont even fucking care anymore. Im too tired to give a shit with her 100% of the time pissy attitude and no blowjobs. I'll get rich and buy one later if i want one. Preferably one that doesnt speak english so i dont have to listen to her bitch...

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Spazyfool
Its not rape of shes drunk and its oral and in oklahoma.

true story

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@girlDog
Uhm sorry if this sounds insensitive, but could you spare some bitcons OP?

I'm getting pretty good in practice at trading crypto currency, but I need a real starting capital to get going properly. So far I've only been practicing with 10k satoshis which I've been getting from bitcoin faucets. Nowhere near the amount to properly pick up some steam and reach 10k dollars instead of satoshis.

16VhPNvjEtxDwxaSE4NuKKJZRSrLW84Tx7

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

start seeing a girl
goes well, interesting personality
says she's looking for a FWB, asks if i want to

never had a gf

Booteefool
Booteefool

@takes2long
@Burnblaze
It's becoming more common since internet feminism destroyed marriage.
I don't think I hate anything more than feminism.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Flameblow
But women are all evil.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Flameblow
Also wanted to post this one.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Snarelure
LOLOL. I'd fluch the evidence just in case user. Even with my shit q00 year old plumbing 0 problems.

Cannot wait to bang my wife without rubbers.

30 years old.

Never got to rawdog.

Very excite.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@idontknow
LOL to clarrify i don't mean "fuck kids" i mean "fuck having kids." ...jeesus

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Stupidasole
FUCKOFF BEGGER.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@ZeroReborn
Never got to rawdog.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@ZeroReborn

I bagged this hoe a few months ago, i don't know what came over me. She convinced me to rawdog (first time i have since i lost my virginity a decade ago) and it was just okay. I pulled out and she swallowed every drop so i wasn't very worried. Got checked a few months later, all good.

It's nice and all, better than using condoms. Not worth the baby scare or potential STDs though

Firespawn
Firespawn

@idontknow
Child custody. Pay a girl to birth a kid for you or adopt from overseas.

DeathDog
DeathDog

hahaha yet another bro succumbs to 3DPD

Supergrass
Supergrass

@hairygrape
tfw your state isn't a common law marriage state

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Ignoramus
Not really, if you knew what you were doing you could get into pimping.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Playboyize
Six figures isn't hard. My girlfriends father worked up to a six figure position and he isn't the brightest or most common sense kinda guy. But he grew into the position and that's all he does so he is excellent at it.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Boy_vs_Girl
And now you're poor and fat together congrats

askme
askme

G-guys,

how does this overbroad paid impregnating of a woman work?

I want off spring, have absolutly no problem in being a single dad but have understood that 99% of women will turn out straight up trash after a few years of marriage.

Techpill
Techpill

2035
work at wendys making $150k/hour
girlfriend leaves me for assistant manager at burger king making $350k/hour

whereismyname
whereismyname

As someone who started out making $70k when I got out of college, I've told every woman I've ever dated fairly early on that I'd never get married because, in most cases, there'd be a 'tax penalty' that would be too steep to justify it. This has rarely ever been true. If a girl seems offended by this, I tell her that I would simply prefer to keep the most money I can so that it can be put towards all the kids I want to have, and if this still doesn't make her not upset about the lack of marriage, then she's either a gold-digger or incredibly shallow-minded, and therefore should be dropped.

If she does some digging and figures out that I'm lying, I also drop her.

Honestly, at the end of the day, I'll probably just get married to someone who makes something close to what I do, just like almost all of America has been doing the last forty years since divorce liberalization took off.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@SomethingNew
Holy fuck user, just lose the weight already.
Don't drag the rest of us down in your miserable obesity.

Emberfire
Emberfire

My pullout game is strong as fuck but as I keep getting more shekels I feel I might need to start using the latex Jew

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Supergrass
you son of a bitch

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TreeEater
Kekd

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Techpill
Kek

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@girlDog

21st centry
getting married to western women

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@haveahappyday
potential std

Well, my wife and i been together about 15 years so heres to hoping.

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