/dbdg/ - Dead by Daylight General

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>tryhard with sprint burst, spine chill, premonition, and adrenaline 3
>taunts at exit after i hooked him twice when the last gen was powered
>got bailed out by another sprint burst self-care saboteur tryhard when i was trying to balance watching both gates and chasing a straggler

alright

She's asking you to flee the nightmare with her. Go, go and be with your meg.

>you suck for not getting iron grasp 3 in your bloodweb!

>kill 3 people
>still derank
>XDDD

>playing SWF
>killer hooks me and leaves me to go get a random who got trapped
>friend can't find me because of a glitch where my red aura doesn't show
>i can't see the random because of a glitch where the yellow aura doesn't show

Korbin will you never learn?

>game starts, with shit dwight and shit perk
>billy chainsaws 2 and those ragequit
>down 2 gens by myself
>letdothisshit.jpg
>billy sees me and chases me until i eat the grass
>killer was laggy as fuck and goes to the hook, hooks me and still im recovering
>da fuc?
>this keps going until im glitching out with the killer several times
>he doesnt have any idea whats going on
>finally hooks me a 2nd time, and jake saves me
>the killer finds me again, makes me eat the grass again, hooks me and ded

will post 2 more pics of evidence

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this is an intentional feature don't worry, you are just disassociating in order to escape

Holy shit, thank you.
Jesus Christ, the hatch is the most horrendously fucking retarded idea ever conceived.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Jesus.
Fucking.
Christ.
>"Hey guys, the survivors keep complaining that this game of cat-and-mouse requires the mouse to avoid the cat, so let's just completely remove it because they're not good at it."
That's the developers. That is the developers. Fucking frogs. Fucking French Canadian frogs. Good Lord, I fucking hate French Canadians. Jesus fucking Christ. Holy shit, fuck the frogs.
Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. Jesus motherfucking Christ, what a horrible game mechanic. Jesus. Christ. I hope whatever braindead pants-on-head retarded windowlicking spacker even thought that was a passable idea, let alone a good idea, let alone an IMPLEMENTATION-WORTHY idea, gets fucking crucified. I hope that whatever ring of hell Satan decides that the braindead pants-on-head retarded windowlicking spacker who conceptualized this pitifully inexorably hideous fucking excuse for a method of balancing a game winds up in, it's well-deserved.
Holy Christ, fuck the French Canadian developers behind this game. Fuck. Them. Fuck them long and hard with a long, wooden stick. I hope they fucking get splinters up their motherfucking anus (that's likely already been well-explored by Justin Trudeau, the fucking fuck) and hemorrhage blood out their fucking intestines and right into the same festering pile of shit that is called this motherfucking game. Specifically, the same festering pile of shit that is called the hatch. Fuck the hatch. Fuck. The. Hatch.

>test connection in lobby and it's fine
>Hop into game and start teleporting
>trapper finds me almost instantly
>hits me through a window two seconds after I vaulted through it
>vault over another window and land in a trap
>cheeky trapper shakes his head at me and hooks me
>lag out on the hook and don't lose a pip or my toolbox

Sometimes the lag works itself out.

thank god that it still gives you the 2500 deviousness for no one escapes if you kill a survivior after everyone else has left.

Just what the fuck are you suppose to do when 2 of your team mates disconnect right away and the 4th one never made it into the lobby?

On top of that, you're in a killer friendly map like fucking Sheltered Woods.

How the fuck did he make 15 k points off of that is the better question.

too bad batman wasn't around hahah ahahaa hahahaha

No idea. How much does quitter bonus give you?

2 got hooked right at the start of the match. They DCed immediately.

I didn't even bother with giving him chase points. I just walked up to a hook

BATMAN!

625 brutality plus 1250 sacrifice

And 2500 for no one escaped.

5 more games and we rank 1 senpai

Jakes are just Dwights that bought into the meme

why the fuck do i have to look around when i'm finished sabotaging a hook? what the fuck? this is retarded.

if there was no hatch, it'd be far too difficult to escape if you're the last one alive. the hatch must stay.
>mfw assblasted killer tears about one of the few strong things survivors have going for them
killerbabs get out

Aw, did you get greedy and then get caught?

>playan
>3 of us survive til the end and open the gate
>teabagging at the end gate
>shitty billy sees this and leaves
>mfw still got a pip
survbros, why are killerfetuses so entitled?

i wish i had webms of myself pretending defeated at the gate, farming points, then 1 shotting you faggots with my NOED 3 and dragging your ass back into the level as all your teammates run away and leave you to die.

too bad that you've never gotten me little killercuck, i run out as soon as you make a move.

>twitchfag in the game
>his link doesn't even fucking work

>tfw I just realised there's an obvious audio cue for skill checks

oh, i want to see those shitters call me bad now.

>burning a mori
>against rank 20's
>against at least 1 dwight
Korbin pls

i just got level 1, my last game had to use a mori.

Why all hate Dwight?

>Prep 3 gens
>They're right next to each other so I didn't want to activate any one of them and have the killer guard the other side like a fucking hawk
>Make my way to the other side of the map
>Not even halfway
>BING!
>BING!
>BING!
>Killer is now guarding the other side like a hawk
>These fuckers didn't work on a single gen
>No hooks are down either

What the fuck were you cock suckers doing this entire time?

It's just a game, friend. No need to get so angry about it.

Default character
Newcomers stick with him
Being completely new to the game, they start doing stupid shit like sprint everywhere, sprint vault over everything, dropping pallets when no one is chasing them, missing skill checks and struggling on hooks despite you being right next to them

Dwight is the newbie avatar. If you see a Dwight, there's a high chance that the guy is completely new or an idiot

The problem is when both of you know where it is. It needs to be reworked in some way.

We've told you time and time again, don't camp the hooks Korbin you colossal faggot.

Where's the Meg rule 34?

I'm still new, can someone explain what the stalemate here is?

janny doesn't like it

>teabagging
Mate, if he d/ced right then and there, I wouldn't have blamed him one bit.

If the survivor jumps into the hatch, a ~1-second-long animation of him jumping in plays, during which the Wraith can yank him out and kill him. If the Wraith attacks the survivor, a ~2.5-second-long animation of him wiping the blood off of his weapon occurs (cooldown), allowing the survivor plenty of time to jump in the hatch.
So if the Wraith hits the survivor, the survivor jumps into the hatch while the Wraith wipes the blood off. If the survivor jumps into the hatch, the Wraith pulls him out and kills him.

heres this dumb thing I just drew
Ah I see cheers

finish this drawing, as i want to fap to meg's bare ass

whats the allure of this game
it seems pretty shallow to me

It's sposed to be the tight leggings she has

The core gameplay is fun. It's as simple as that. It is a simple game, you are right.

Mods/janitors been real weird lately about cropped/censored porn it seems.

>no niddles
>no haviana
>no basshole
>no brick
>still get banned

It's almost as if cropping it doesn't make it not porn

>no actual sexual act on display
>just the suggestion of one
>hurr still pron!

Also what about softcore porn? Still technically considered porn and yet /v/ has waifu and ass threads all the time.

The PIPs, Devs. Hans em ovah

your so persecuted :'(

Does the bone clapper even fucking do anything? I always assumed the bell was global.

With Bone Clapper, if a survivor is for example fixing a generator and it's more than halfway done so making tons of noise, you won't hear the bell unless you're REALLY paying attention.

I'm just saying mate, either stick properly to the rule or forget about it. Don't handwave some NSFW content, but then crack down on other types. If you're going to have a stick lodged up your ass, make sure it stays lodged up there.

>get a pretty shitty Trapper
>he hook camps one dude
>but there's still three of us up when gates go online
>get near a gate that's already opened
>watch Trapper chase a guy off
>well, open gate and I need points for my pip...
>sneak back into the middle and start on a chest and gen
>dude getting chased escapes out the other gate
>suddenly SSCHNAP
>third asshole got bear trapped in some random corner of the map
>furthest spot away from the two gates (and I saw this guy at my gate earlier)
>no chests or gens near there, so have no idea what he was doing
>being a remote corner of the map he wriggles out before Trapper gets there
>trying to madly finish my gen, thinking he'll run over to my gate (the gate he knows)
>SSCHNAP

>get found at the start of the match
>Dwight fucking bodyblocks me at a palette
>then proceeds to rescue me in full view of the Wraith
>instead of splitting up, Dwight runs off in the same direction as me
>Wraith of course just goes for the injured Meg instead of the full health Dwight

Fucking Dwights.

>three people on a generator collectively fucking it up completely
>BANG BOOM BANG BANG WE'RE OVER HERE COME KILL US BANG
I can't help but laugh every time even though we're fucked

>some ching chong with a name that's all squares joins lobby
>oh well, they'll be the sacrificial lamb...
>match starts and they're on my back, fucking following me
>slam down a palette for no reason
>well fuck it, sprint burst to another gen
>Killer walks right by me and somehow doesn't notice
>99% that gen
>then find basement right next door
>gonna get me some chest loot...
>as I'm coming back up my 99%ed gen gets completed
>could only have been ching chong fucker
>suddenly Killer's on my ass
>do a simple loop around some obstacles, trying to asses where to run...
>Killer seems to get confused and walks off
>literally was unable to follow me around in a simple circle
>even after I slammed a palette down announcing my position
>ching chong later gets hooked
>have a daily to unhook people, so why not...
>as I'm walking up to him he fucking wriggles off the hook

Weirdest fucking game, all 4 of us ended up surviving.

i'm so fucking sick of ll these chinese wraiths
there needs to be a region lock on this game or dedicated servers, if i have to verse one more ching chong ding dong i'll uninstall

>catch 4 survivors in bear traps for daily
>get this

progress : 0/4

Just don't play survivor during gook hours.

>play against a bunch of rank 20s
>hear generators blowing all accross the map

How am I supposed to win as Trapper when they just bum rush the generators? I'm really new to the game and by the time I've laid down 2 traps they've practically already escaped.

Play Hillbilly

>get hit and lose the killer
>had to encounter claudette twice before she figured out she can heal me
>3 failed skill checks
>she gives up on trying to heal me due to all the jake screams
>move on to a nearby gen
>bang, bang, bang

I find this really funny desu.

>get hit and lose the killer
>hear noise near a generator
>show yourself and teabag at lightspeed for your friend to heal you
>he completes the generator, then rushes to you and locks you in place to heal you
>heartbeat intensifies
>fails skillcheck

ALL
THE
FUCKING
TIME.

Jesus christo, why do I have to do the dance of "OH GOD HELP ME YOU DUMB FUCK" so much? Why are people so reluctant to let go of a gen to heal others?

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you're still a fag, come check later

you triggered cause im a big dick killer god and you are cuck dwightfag who gets my big fat hooks in your boypussy?

playing survivior is fucking trash

>in the same game

hi dwight
bye dwight

Fucking shit game, and I lost 5 whole pips. I'm resetting my rank to 1, it's just so fucking annoying this happens so often. I had the game in my hands too.

perfect!

just find one rank 20 who can't get away from you at all, take him to a corner of the map that doesn't have much to juke you with and chainsaw him repeatedly, picking him up and allowing him to break free when you do, then repeat. You should get the chase and chainsaw ritual if you do that.

Oh I'm not worried, no need for cheap tricks like that. I play mainly billy and it's an easy ritual.

I just assumed you were being sarcastic, my b. Some people don't like playing the billy, and I usually don't play killer at all so when I get rituals for them I try to get them over with in one game if possible.

These threads need to quit dying prematurely.

or lets just discuss it on /v/

>that team that tries to save you even though you're almost dead and manages to do it through jolly co-op
You guys are cool, I wish we could hang out.

I do not like going to /v/.

>one generator left
>jake that has been chased for three or four minutes straight finally ran out of palettes and got caught out on a long stretch finally gets taken down
>entire team follows wraith to basement
>manage to drop a palette on him and get a killer stun but he just keeps walking like nothing happened and descends downstairs
>everyone is in the basement at this point, wraith hooks poor jake and stands in front of him
>we start running in circles around him, trying to bait him off of the hook for even a second
>he does normal swipes but doesn't manage to hit any of us
>finally fucks up and lunges, hitting me as I speed out of the basement
>meg unhooks the literal instant his body is no longer present, then bodyblocks so jake can sprint up the stairs
>meg takes a hit and follows him, the second uninjured jake proceeds to lead the wraith away from the three of us as we all heal each other
>fully healed, we all rush towards the gen next to the gate and power it in like ten seconds and then meg starts opening the door
>see wraith coming from a distance, distract him from the door long enough for meg to get it open
>jake 2 comes sprinting and escapes with jake 1 and meg
>I manage to land a lucky palette stun and barely get enough of a headstart to make it to the gate before getting NOED'd just close enough for my falling body to land in the safe zone and escape

Teamplay rarely works but those special moments where your team of randos all start working like a well oiled machine are magical

Discovered a new bug today. Downed him with the chainsaw while he was doing the closet spamming exploit.

>closet spamming exploit
explain

It's very simple you just hop in and out of a closet to avoid taking damage. I guess his timing was off a bit.

I've seen ranks 1 try to attempt that quite several times, they've always failed and I've killed them, never seen it working.

Not him, but as far as I know it only works on chainsaws, and only if they billy is dumb enough to actually run into the closet after you've finished the animation.

I hit him mid animation with the chainsaw. The game decided to put him downed in the closet. It gave me the prompt to pick him up but did nothing.