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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

be me
NEET, just lost job, ran out of savings 2 months ago
credit cards are maxed out
Apply for loans but they all require scanned paystub from this month

can i just scan an old pay stub and edit the values/date in photoshop? what are the safeguards loan companies have against this? what would happen if i were caught?
please help me boys.

takes2long
takes2long

@Sir_Gallonhead
Wow you really are fucked, huh? Probably should get a job boyo.

askme
askme

help me boys. i have to pay my rent in 3 days

Inmate
Inmate

@askme
Bruh, just get a job.

There is a process the lessor has to go through to evict you.

Even though you haven't paid your rent, they won't kick you out for a bit.

I would just get a job asap and then try to get enough money before you get kicked out to get another place.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Inmate
According to the rules my tenants have two weeks to pay the rent, and they can only be late once per 12 month period. If OP was my tenant he would have gotten an eviction notice today. That's the only process here. I don't understand why people buy investment properties in jurisdictions where they cant easily evict deadbeat tenants.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Inmate
getting a job is my last fucking option.

all i want to know is what the process a loan company goes through to verify that documents are legit!!

SniperGod
SniperGod

OP declare bankruptcy
move in with family
go get a job

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Sir_Gallonhead
@askme
@Firespawn

Having this many frog images saved...

fucking frogposter

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Firespawn
Yeh you can photoshop and fake them but its felony fraud dumbass

And since a simple phonecall lets the cat out of the bag the cost benefit doesnt hold water

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Fuzzy_Logic

what do you mean? how do they verify it though? can't i just edit it to have a random check #? who would they call if i put down a false number?

girlDog
girlDog

@Crazy_Nice

The bank you fucking retard

Methnerd
Methnerd

@girlDog
is that standard procedure though user? i imagine they keep it on file for cases where the loan goes unpaid or identity fraud.

5mileys
5mileys

last bump before i kill myself lads

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Sir_Gallonhead
Don't do it OP, you're fugged if you get caught (which isn't unlikely). You could always sell everything you own or yourself

Skullbone
Skullbone

@5mileys
Just do it. Given posts like @Firespawn
, you're fucking worthless anyway.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I don't want to get a job, so I'll ask an FBI honeypot to help me commit fraud

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Crazy_Nice
Its a fake paycheck so they call the company

If the reference (company) doesnt answer they dont give you the loan

If you pull it off and the loan goes sour and they start sniffing around , felony fraud

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Firespawn
horry shet, im just kidding fbi. heh hehehe. pls tell me you're joking
@Stupidasole
ok, but how do they know its a fake paycheck? also i dont plan on not paying off the loan, i've got a spotless record of making my payments on time. just need more time to find a job that pays well.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Boy_vs_Girl
horry shet, im just kidding fbi. heh hehehe. pls tell me you're joking
Are you really this retarded?
The FBI has been monitoring Veeky Forums for years.

takes2long
takes2long

welcome to the ''new normal''

enjoy your poverty

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

The only solution OP that I could find for you to get away successfully is be everything your self
Make your own company
Register it
Make up salary
Fake stubs
They'll call you or someone else and as long as they hear what they want to hear it'll go through
But this proccess only works if you fabricate everything yourself
It'll he alot of work but there i can't think of a reason why it shouldn't
As long as everything they want comes from you and associates then you'll be ok

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Sir_Gallonhead
Don't do it. How would you even pay the loan?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Get a loan get some drugs and start a Silk Road ad

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Sir_Gallonhead

Fraud, forgery, etc when you go to court after they sue you for collections

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