I NEED TO EARN 500$ A MONTH NOW QUICKLY FROM HOME BEHIND PC OTHERWISE I WILL...

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I NEED TO EARN 500$ A MONTH NOW QUICKLY FROM HOME BEHIND PC OTHERWISE I WILL DIE PLEASE HELP ME WHAT CAN I DO

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

literally mcdonalds

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Lord_Tryzalot
I NEED TO EARN 500$
alright cool
NOW QUICKLY
no problem
FROM HOME BEHIND PC
haha wut
OTHERWISE I WILL DIE
hahaahaah

man you people are such idiots. you're just some faggot that's making up some dumb story, thinking """we""" aren't telling you the real deal, so you spam threads over and over asking basically "how do i make money online"

Do mturk full time or shut the fuck up.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@SomethingNew
Literally not that hard if you have a computer related skill.
Why is this board so dumb?
OP, go to code academy, learn something and then freelance. Lie about your experience, no one really cares anyway. You'll pull at least 4,000 a month within a year.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@BinaryMan
OP, go to code academy, learn something and then freelance. Lie about your experience, no one really cares anyway. You'll pull at least 4,000 a month within a year.

Is this actually true, or you just read it online a few times and you considered it as true?

Assuming you are actually right, what specific computer skills / programming languages can make you pull 4k a month within a year?

farquit
farquit

@Lord_Tryzalot

trade crypto you can make $30 a day easy

viagrandad
viagrandad

@BinaryMan
can make ~$50k/yr as a freelance programmer
Hold on what the fuck

takes2long
takes2long

I looked it up and apparently the average for a freelance programmer is >$80k
God damn how do I get into that business

askme
askme

@viagrandad
Yeah, within a year and with no experience? That's pretty good. After you get some experience under you you can charge whatever the hell you want.

massdebater
massdebater

@BinaryMan
Yeah dude just work as a freelancer when you literally have NO experience or knowledge, at all

Lmfao how do you expect him to do anything?

likme
likme

@takes2long
see first you gotta be a proven programmer, then you just start taking contracts. It's really one of those "know the right people" networks

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Lord_Tryzalot

Obviously you should be a cam boi

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Lord_Tryzalot
four words knee pads

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

buy trumps and you'll have more than $500 come election

whereismyname
whereismyname

Sell empty boxes on eBay.

Xbox one boxes, alien ware boxes, boxes that had boxes in them. Just make sure the ads are really confusing.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@BinaryMan

Im thinking about getting a new hobby and web design seems fun. Does anyone have advice? Freelancing for some side cash could be good too, maybe advertise fixing Pajeets shitty scripts. Anyone got experience with this sort of thing?

girlDog
girlDog

@Sir_Gallonhead
Don't take that advice, don't learn anything about "coding" until you absolutely need to.

For static sites just use markup software (drag and drop type stuff).

If you for some reason are able to get a client which wants more than a basic static site outsource it, Russia and India are good because they work for pennies on the dollar but even within the country would be fine.

To get clients you're going to be doing cold calling, a lot of it (anywhere from 10-20 nos before you'll get a yes), there are good threads which come up pretty often about how to sell. The idea is hopefully these clients will eventually shill your services for you.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@girlDog

don't learn anything about "coding" until you absolutely need to.

Meh. Shit advice is shitty.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Firespawn
Explain why.

idontknow
idontknow

@lostmypassword
That's three words.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lord_Tryzalot
I NEED TO EARN 500$ A MONTH

I get paid more than $500 a week working minimum wage you lazy cunt

Methnerd
Methnerd

@idontknow
Shut up retard that's clearly 5 words in that sentence. Learn how to read.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Lord_Tryzalot
Solve captchas for $1.2/1000, work 8hrs a day for 26 days/month, solve them in 1.8 seconds

Inmate
Inmate

@Lord_Tryzalot
OTHERWISE I WILL DIE
are you implying you will achieve immortality if you can earn $500/month from behind your PC? also, I would recommend being in front of your PC.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Inmate
I couldn't find my pic of bush eating corn so I had so settle with this.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Soft_member
are you from switzerland

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Methnerd
Mine was better

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Lord_Tryzalot
You can do that if
A) You have a marketable skill that can be performed remotely. Programming is the most common fully-remote position, and I'm doing that myself (albeit for a less-than-stellar income right now).

*_AND_*

B) You're good at figuring out people and their needs. The most important part of securing a client is not showing off a gazillion qualifications, it's talking to them and convincing them that you understand their problem and can fix it.

If A+B apply to you, go for it. Otherwise, don't waste your time. Go here instead: https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/careers.html

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Spamalot
Yes, you can absolutely do this. Good programmers are well paid (provided you don't let exploitative clients walk over you).

what specific computer skills / programming languages
Wrong question. You need to have a solid foundation in core programming, logic, and system administration skills and be good at learning things quickly.

If your approach to learning is to pick a highly specialised topic and rote memorise it... you need to change that approach or you won't succeed.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@girlDog
This type of "developer" if you can call them that, are disgusting.

If you're just using drag and drop software please do your potential future clients (if you even get any with that level of skill) a favor a quit.

likme
likme

Invest $150,000 into a stock with a 4% dividend paid out monthly.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@BinaryMan
It doesn't work that way.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@farquit
How much do I start with to earn an average $30/day?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@BlogWobbles
ok hoss go ahead and write static sites from scratch, I'm sure your "purity" gives you a warm fuzzy

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Sell your shit on ebay.

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