Hey Veeky Forums critique my gainz

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Hey Veeky Forums critique my gainz

DeathDog
DeathDog

fuck off and die

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

congrats, you beat the market, son

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Awesome gains. Great returns. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress screenshots or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn’ huge, solid, thick and tight your portfolio can get. Thanks for the motivation.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@TurtleCat
seems like your gains are tapering off a bit.. might be a good time to sell since i dont think it will go any higher.. move on to other investments while the going is good

Nojokur
Nojokur

@GoogleCat
Weird, those are the exact adjectives your mom uses to describe my dick.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@whereismyname
maybe his risk tolerance just went down

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@TurtleCat
Guys, I'm slippin'. I could use your help right about now...

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Need_TLC
Quick! Invest in high growth smallcaps!

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Nude_Bikergirl
Doubled Down. That was a close one! Thanks!

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Nude_Bikergirl
WTF mate I trusted you

Inmate
Inmate

@cum2soon
Quick, invest in $KNPD

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate
Wrote some put options on it. Seems to have slowed the downward turn.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@kizzmybutt
$URRE$ (ignore the dead midgets it's going to the moon)

Methnerd
Methnerd

Sell all your assets, faggot. They are weighting you down and that's why your gainz won't go up

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methnerd
Good idea. Sold it all. What next to return to receive my earlier alpha?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Skullbone
Dude, weed-stocks

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@RumChicken
This is looks promising

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@BinaryMan

put your money back into Trump Coin.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@CodeBuns
Fuck! What do I do? Should I take some risk off the table?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Declare bankruptcy

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Booteefool
Hid assets and declared bankruptcy. I'm onto something here...

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Ignoramus
Put more risk on the table. Get a loan and invest it into Ether

MPmaster
MPmaster

@SomethingNew
your graph looks eerily similar to mine.. did you invest in GBP futures by any chance?

WebTool
WebTool

@MPmaster
Did not invest in GBP and now my hidden assets have been found. Will be working in HVAC and putting money into company undeversified retirement plan from here on out.

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