Hey Veeky Forums critique my gainz

Hey Veeky Forums critique my gainz

fuck off and die

congrats, you beat the market, son

Awesome gains. Great returns. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress screenshots or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn’ huge, solid, thick and tight your portfolio can get. Thanks for the motivation.

seems like your gains are tapering off a bit.. might be a good time to sell since i dont think it will go any higher.. move on to other investments while the going is good

Weird, those are the exact adjectives your mom uses to describe my dick.

maybe his risk tolerance just went down

Guys, I'm slippin'. I could use your help right about now...

Quick! Invest in high growth smallcaps!

Doubled Down. That was a close one! Thanks!

WTF mate I trusted you

Quick, invest in $KNPD

Wrote some put options on it. Seems to have slowed the downward turn.

$URRE$ (ignore the dead midgets it's going to the moon)

Sell all your assets, faggot. They are weighting you down and that's why your gainz won't go up

Good idea. Sold it all. What next to return to receive my earlier alpha?

Dude, weed-stocks

This is looks promising

put your money back into Trump Coin.

Fuck! What do I do? Should I take some risk off the table?

Declare bankruptcy

Hid assets and declared bankruptcy. I'm onto something here...

Put more risk on the table. Get a loan and invest it into Ether

your graph looks eerily similar to mine.. did you invest in GBP futures by any chance?

Did not invest in GBP and now my hidden assets have been found. Will be working in HVAC and putting money into company undeversified retirement plan from here on out.