/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

He means the accuracy change that made taps better and middles of sprays worse

>wild speculation

do you really live like this

The buff to accuracy recovery far outweighs a minimally worse spray. It's way more of a buff. That guy is retarded then.

>he isn't in the Nova pool for shits and gigs

Yeah I agree. Daps on point

>enjoying easy mode
lmao

Posting wife

is that a tooth over her tooth!?

>posting a girl
disgusting tbhwyf

low test

>picking shittest azn's

countries filled with qt 3.14's and you chose a vampire?

I'm disappointed.

vampires are cute

Hmmm only pansy is mai wife

will the spawn points for dm ever not be completely fucking retarded?

>dust2 cat spawn
>go up the steps
>shoot guy at bricks
>move forward up to bricks
>shot in the back by cat spawn
>spawn there again
>shoot the guy who shot you
>shot in the back again

new operation droppin in hot this thursday

Thanks McSkillet

>looking for sense in FFA dm's
Just git gud desu. should be able to hear the spawn and flick round and one tap his ass.

or the spawn points could actually be good. there are so many servers with the same crowded as fuck 2 quarters of the map that's just complete chaos at all times. there's no way to get good at it. see dust2 b site @ fragshack

i play 2 year with private hack no ban yet.

im global elite and i wonder how people can play legit? every game theres atleast 2 hackers but they're not obvious so a legit player couldnt tell, but I can.

uhhhh

dicks out for the epic memes man

How do I git gud? should i just aimbotz and the aim trainer thing an hour everyday or something? Or should I try to switch it up and tinker with my sens?

Literally just spend some time playing the game
Get a feel for the sprays
Play retakes for an hour a day to get gamesense
Watch anime

Harambe is forever......
i dont remember march, at all

>practice
>practice
>practice
But will I ever be good?
I might be mentally retarded or smth, idk.

I think the worst spawn on D2 DM is at the B side of T spawn.

>fourth place in a dota 2 tournament takes more money than the entire prize pool of the biggest csgo tournament in history
rofl

Watch vids on how to practice right then post themhere cuz i forgot lol

>play deathmatch
>some bottom fragging faggot is playing music
>99% of the time it's edm remix trash

Go play the NCG servers. Worst spawns in any DM.

Fragshacks dust spawn are fine, not great, but good enough. On cobble, they have too many outside and in T so you're more likely to get killed in halls or the front yard than anywhere you actually want to fight

But do they play CSGO? though so.

>500 hours on csgo
>gn2
>still trash

I've been practicing at aim map/dm for the past two weeks and I can't see improvements. How do I git gud?

>fix your graphic settings, aim for consistently high fps that doesn't choke or drop below 120; while giving maximum visibility
>find a comfortable sensitivity/dpi settings, comfortable in the sense of how how much you move your arm
>stick with your settings and develop muscle memory
>develop gamesense through experience; take note what would you do if you were in the other team at the current situation, being aware of angles you are vulnerable at

Most of it will come easy if you played some sort of competitive shooter before.

Why are autos frowned upon?

See

look who i got my pic with :)

nigger literally

how do we make /csgog/ great again?

were things better when we had lots of anime posters?

I can bench 220 tho

Jesus why am I tilted again?
I usually am a very calm collected person but sometimes I just stop hitting my shots or start doing stupid shit like slowpeaking the enemy awper.

>quality > quantity
Who cares if the thread is active but is filled with shitposts?

niiice
she looks awful in that pic tho

I don't mean to offend but I rarely see or hear of niggers actually playing CSGO, what's your rank?

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Hamarbe? You're a pretty ugly woman desu

>just saw my first obvious cheater in team after 200 hours
>he is somehow level 16 and mge without being banned
>on top of that weeb
>on top of that from nazi germany
>we don't even manage to run 16:0
>I get ranked up in MG2

that was some weird game

Get your memes together mayne

>just saw my first obvious cheater in team after 200 hours
Define obvious. I used to accused people of cheaters when I was nova, but after quite some time and getting gud, I found shit to be normal at higher skill brackets.

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Holy shit Anders is redpilled and like Sargon

Wtf I love Anders now

Bunnyhopping 24/7, he literally never walked or stopped. He looked at the ground all the time until someone appeared in his line of sight, then the camera popped up for just a frame, he got a headshot, the camera went back to the ground for the time it took to get another bullet in the chamber and jumped back again for another, lethal headshot. He went 53/2 with 15 mvps and 107 points.

Oh and yeah he admitted that he was cheating. He said something about a range hack but I don't know what that is.

he probably just told you he was cheating to tilt you

git gud

lol
youtube.com/watch?v=Y4DJ4fQd8vU

I know your memeing but
>top 20% after 200 hours

I'm so good. What knife should I get?

nice horse

sweaty stinky thick csgog cocks~

reported

announcing reports is against the rules fucking idiot

blow your worthless brains out

Why is it that if I get a gf she won't have a cock to suck? How is that ok?

cocks are disgusting

Why am I always getting bullied for being german?

Not in my mouth~

i hope you die choking on faggot cum

Will you help?

no sorry

:c
I have a cute butt though, r-right?

i mean i guess so

I already did all of that.
I'm still trash.

>first time playing with ruskis in mge
>within 10 seconds of first round trolling and loud music already playing, even initiate to kick
>the guy playing shit music is the one being kick, 3 votes in and I make the final one because he dies
>they all laugh and say "NO NO NO NO"
>we get stomped 8 rounds in a row
>start to give up on team but still play smart
>4-11 at the half
>laughs and Russian dialect throughout match
>no idea what the fuck is happening but having fun
>go Grape Ape on CT and clutch several rounds, 3 3ks and a 4k, we somehow tie and every one of the Russians say "GOD BLESS AMERICA" at end

this general is dead and every other post is non csgo related flush you'reselve(s) and keep it on topic tjanks :()

Or you just haven't got that much experience, when did you start comfortably playing shooters?

popped a molly im sweatin

>Used to be AK
>Dropped down to Gold Nova 3/4 because I stopped caring
>Eventually stop playing altogether and become unranked
>Play one ranked game to get my rank back
>Wreck the other team completely
>Silver Elite

I never thought I'd see this day

anyone have any experience in reading the memory of this game? Or has access to some sort of api which does that for you? I'm comfortable in most major languages

>the only way valve knows how to balance is through rng
why do people still play this piece of shit

I've posted this before but i think it's applicable here

> get hyped to play csgo after watching pro games on twitch
> alright i think i will play some csgo today!
> remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
> join
> we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
> pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
> we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
> my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
> on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
> I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits

just get one of those basic memory libraries and google the offsets
it's really not hard at all

ded

lmao @ this dead general

rip

post funny memes plz

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anyone know when the top teams are gonna start playing again?

watching cs is sorta my only hobby atm

FINALLY GLOBAL AFTER 8 MONTHS AS SUPREME

YEEAS

Does your name start with F?

nope

Oh.. Well either way gz user! Keep it up

I'm gonna get fucked I feel. Hopefully not. A few of my Global friends told me that there isn't a huge skill difference between LEM, SMFC, and GE. Don't know if I believe it.

*farts*

real globals have 500+wins in GE and an elo twice as high as yours
enjoy your welfare rank