ruin your job interview with a single sentence
Ruin your job interview with a single sentence
How about a triple Sieg Heil to celebrate my new position in the company? :D
"so when do I start?"
Do any nig- I mean black people work here?
let me ask you question.. are you a jew?
I hope I wasn't too late.
I just wanted this job because it's near where I live
Need more things not to say or do.
attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death Certificate
and his death Certificate
I post on Veeky Forums, I can get this company making a $250b turnaround in no time.
I eat bananas in one bite.
Do you also kiss the top of the hotdog before eating it.
So what's up with your sister?
How much sexual harassment is considered too much at this company?
Yeah, you can email me that information at [email protected]
I am a straight white male
Yep, this is the biggest crime you can commit in 2016.
To the twitter universe, maybe. To an actual company that wants the best of the best though? If the straight white male is the best of the best? He'll be hired
Im expecting a baby in the next few months (female)
I cant give you head for this job (male)
I love you
I want this job for the money.
I browse Veeky Forums
actually believing this
lmao high schooler detected
"Donald Trump will Make America Great Again"
Beat me to it
@Garbage Can Lid
It's weird how this would ruin your chances at getting a job.
Everyone already knows it's why you're there, even the person interviewing you is doing it for the money but will reject you if you mention your applying for a job to get money.
Always thought that was weird
He thinks we live in a meritocracy in 2016
I trade with cryptocurrencies
walk in and exclaim "I'm gay!!!!"
It's actually a trilby
i have a conviction
SQUAT WELL SLAVO
Step into the room
Say: Sieg Heil
there is nothing wrong with ephebophilia
Squat well, Slavo
I don't like Hillary Clinton.
Squat well, Slavo
can i get paid in bitcoins?
confusing their, there, and they're
Go fuck yourself.
Trump 2016 Fuck Diversity MAGA
ask if you can go take a shit halfway through the interview