Ruin your job interview with a single sentence

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

ruin your job interview with a single sentence

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farquit
farquit

How about a triple Sieg Heil to celebrate my new position in the company? :D

Inmate
Inmate

"so when do I start?"

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Do any nig- I mean black people work here?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

let me ask you question.. are you a jew?

Evilember
Evilember

I hope I wasn't too late.

WebTool
WebTool

@Evil_kitten
I just wanted this job because it's near where I live

RumChicken
RumChicken

@WebTool

Need more things not to say or do.

TechHater
TechHater

@VisualMaster
attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death Certificate
and his death Certificate

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I post on Veeky Forums, I can get this company making a $250b turnaround in no time.

idontknow
idontknow

@Evil_kitten
I eat bananas in one bite.
Do you also kiss the top of the hotdog before eating it.
So what's up with your sister?
How much sexual harassment is considered too much at this company?
Yeah, you can email me that information at [email protected]

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I am a straight white male

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PackManBrainlure

Yep, this is the biggest crime you can commit in 2016.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

https://youtu.be/2q6rndPvFcI?t=5s

TechHater
TechHater

@Burnblaze
To the twitter universe, maybe. To an actual company that wants the best of the best though? If the straight white male is the best of the best? He'll be hired

eGremlin
eGremlin

Nigger

whereismyname
whereismyname

Im expecting a baby in the next few months (female)

I cant give you head for this job (male)

Lunatick
Lunatick

I love you

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I want this job for the money.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evil_kitten
I browse Veeky Forums

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TechHater
actually believing this

lmao high schooler detected

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

"Donald Trump will Make America Great Again"

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@VisualMaster
Fucking kek

@PackManBrainlure
Beat me to it

@Garbage Can Lid
It's weird how this would ruin your chances at getting a job.

Everyone already knows it's why you're there, even the person interviewing you is doing it for the money but will reject you if you mention your applying for a job to get money.

Always thought that was weird

cum2soon
cum2soon

@TechHater
He thinks we live in a meritocracy in 2016

StonedTime
StonedTime

I trade with cryptocurrencies

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Evil_kitten
walk in and exclaim "I'm gay!!!!"

TechHater
TechHater

@Evil_kitten

It's actually a trilby

FastChef
FastChef

i have a conviction

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

SQUAT WELL SLAVO

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Evil_kitten
Sup dude

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Evil_kitten
Step into the room
Say: Sieg Heil
Interview over

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

there is nothing wrong with ephebophilia

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@StonedTime
Squat well, Slavo

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I don't like Hillary Clinton.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@StonedTime
Squat well, Slavo

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

can i get paid in bitcoins?

Inmate
Inmate

@Evil_kitten

confusing their, there, and they're

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Go fuck yourself.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Trump 2016 Fuck Diversity MAGA

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@eGremlin
Also,

ask if you can go take a shit halfway through the interview

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