My mom is about to get like ~$55,000 from her divorce

happy_sad
happy_sad

My mom is about to get like ~$55,000 from her divorce. She's paying off all of her shit and giving me ~$1,000 just to be nice, I guess, and she's moving away. What should I do with this money? I'm 21.

5mileys
5mileys

@happy_sad
damn is that OP's mom

StonedTime
StonedTime

@5mileys
that girls name is nicole aniston.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@happy_sad

Find the girl from the photo. Pay her $1,000 for a night of pleasure.

This is the correct answer.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@DeathDog
making financial choices at the whims of your reproductive organs
2015

FastChef
FastChef

@happy_sad

OP, I'm the new man in her life. She's moving to my place. She was saying something about, "I can't take being around my faggot son anymore, he's a real puss."

Enjoy your $1,000 bud. I'll be thinking of you while I spend her $54,000, and banging her stretched vadge.

Good luck, "son."

JunkTop
JunkTop

@happy_sad
You should feel bad for being sired by degenerates, then either endeavour to better yourself and the world around you, or vote Trump and kill yourself in hate fuelled fury.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@eGremlin

DNA
Literally the only thing that can last forever

you wut mate

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@FastChef

And to all the lads, I'll be pimping her out. Just mention you're from Veeky Forums, you'll get a 20% discount.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@5mileys
@DeathDog
@eGremlin
@FastChef
@JunkTop
@PurpleCharger
@StrangeWizard
pls help

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Evil_kitten

Alright, man. Do you have any debt? If so, use it to pay off the debt. If not, I'd consider investing it. Not in some meme stock or crypto, unless it's XRP.

Are you in school?

Methshot
Methshot

@happy_sad
See if Nicole Aniston will give you 15 minutes?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@kizzmybutt
I'm not in school and I have no debt. I have zero responsibilities. My grandmother might be paying for my school, though, so I don't have to worry about that, either.

I just don't know if I should let this sit in my checking account, put it in a vanguard portfolio, or buy something with it that holds its value...

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TreeEater

If you don't need the money, and you can let it sit for awhile, I think you're right with the Vanguard. Good thinking, no sarcasm. You can just let it sit and not worry about it. With stocks or crypto, it can consume your mind.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Lol asking about $1000 like it's a lot of money.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Firespawn
It is for me. :( I don't want to waste it.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@StonedTime
nicole aniston is your mom? whoooooa dude

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Fuck her hard in the ass.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@happy_sad
Use it to hire another "mom" for a night.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Soft_member
"mom" for a night
you can hire 5 of those for 2 hours each with that kind of money
maybe even 10 if you live in some eastern european shit hole but those would probably bite your dick off if you try any of that mom shit

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TalkBomber
You can't really do anything with it though..

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@DeathDog
Dude, that's his Mom.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@happy_sad
What's the conversion rate for dollarydoos to GBP?

I bet you could get a lotta tendies for 1000

w8t4u
w8t4u

@happy_sad
Save it. One grand isn't much. Do you have a job? Do you have a car? Do you have debt you need to pay off? We need more information.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@PurpleCharger

Having a child with a prostitute

I don't think I need to tell you the many ways this could go wrong.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@happy_sad
Invest in any type of dividend paying stock. Make sure they are from somewhat reliable companies that will last for a decent while longer.

Or you could invest slightly in gold, but that is a rather dubious investment.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Congrats OP, your mother is a whore. You should disown her and only negotiate with your father from now on, since hes clearly a non disgraceful productive creature of integrity a polar opposite of your treacherous mother.

massdebater
massdebater

you're only 21 once

1,000 isn't much
yeah you could put it in a etf and double it in 7-10 years
but when you're 28 is 2000 going to be a lot?

I'd just spend it, not all in one night, but if you have friends take them out to dinner or buy some drinks a few times

maybe buy something you want, like a pc part

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@happy_sad

Cryptos. In 6 months you're a millionaire

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