Lottery tips

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Anyone figure out a new loophole?
I recently found out about fortune cookies with lucky numbers inside the fucking cookie. Literally inside.
Which god do I pray to for lotto numbers? Already tried jesus, chuck norris, Buddha, and black jesus. All with no luck.

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Carnalpleasure
Yeah the loophole is try really hard for 6 years to get rich. That will tip the odds in your favor.

99.99999% of people can't afford to try that hard for that long.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TalkBomber
How the fuck does that work?
Is scratching scratch offs a job?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

i heard that if you buy the first lottery ticket of the day at where ever you;re buying the ticket at, your chances are higher.

ive been waking up at 5am to be the first in the local convenience store. so far ive spent maybe $200 and won one free play. next stop: $500 million.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

The loophole is to spend a few dollars here are there on the lottery, win big then never play again.

Most people play till the day they die and never win big, and essentially are down thousands.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Burnblaze
Bullshit. I know I can win the jackpot if I wanted. I just don't want to.

likme
likme

Euromillions is €130m tomorrow. I will play the numbers of this post.

Methshot
Methshot

Anyone who spends more than $2 a week on lottery tickets is a moron. Even then.

There are no loopholes. There is no strategy. That's a gambler's fallacy.

Playing the lottery once in a while is fine in moderation. I spend $2 a week on a mega millions, and just skip out on a lunch or something. That's literally $110 a year. If I win, Woo. I'm a a millionaire. If not, well I'm just down a shitty sandwich.

But anything other than that and you're wasting your money. The odds of winning are astronomical.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Carnalpleasure

I always join the pool at work because I would fuckin kill myself if they won without me.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I buy a ticket or two when I buy gas. Sure the odds are against you, but you definitely won't win if you don't play.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Carnalpleasure

top keke

My neighbor says the exact same thing and he goes to the gas station up the street every morning at 5am.

You might think you're memeing, but people actually believe this shit

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

lottery commercials are the comfiest commercials
best thing I can watch for free on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAF2fXO_KmQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HkjMCqHIjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gbbSP5xxA

idontknow
idontknow

What about investing a significant amount of money into playing a ton of tickets and hoping some fo them win big?

Did anybody ever succeed at this (or broke even)?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@likme
double dubs
Looks like Kek has pre-selected you for wealth, congratulations.
I will play these numbers in both Powerball and Mega Millions

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Well here in Brazil the high prizes lotteries are corrupt. Money laundering methods. But this thread did made me want to try the smaller ones. Just going to follow the hint and never spend more than R$ 6,47 (US$ 2,00) a week.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@idontknow
Did anybody ever succeed at this (or broke even)?
I'm sure *someone* did. But that's the foundation of all gambling-related fallcies! You can't just look at the people who've won. You need to take into account how many people went broke with that approach.

Supergrass
Supergrass

What if we made a small Veeky Forums Bitcoin lottery?

Is there a way to securely set it up so that the owner doesn't just run away with the money?

I think it would be a lot of fun, and the chances of winning would be fairly realistic, since the number of players won't be that big.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Supergrass
I've thought about this, too. A Bitcoin lottery would at least be (semi) legal, and if you have a trustworthy operating organization that takes, say, 10% (As opposed to the government's 40%) they could do pretty well.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Have you tried praying to Harambe?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@AwesomeTucker
lol poor guy

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Kibo is an ethereaum lottery . Not sure how legit

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Lunatick
Shkreli is that you?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Deadlyinx
It would be awesome.
Imagine how many Anons will come from all boards to try it.
We could make it a monthly event where everybody can come, put in a dollar, and potentially win thousands.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Carnalpleasure
Jackpot
pot
The loophole is obviously buying POTcoin before it goes to .00001000

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Supergrass
I can do that for you guys ! You can trust me

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@lostmypassword
I know trusting the operator would be an issue, but it's not impossible to find a solution to this.
Maybe we can use a decentralized system, or maybe something that doesn't have one specific person who manages it, but it's all done automatically so that there's no one who takes the money and gives the prizes.
Or maybe let someone that we already trust now to do it, but I can't think of anyone to be honest.

5mileys
5mileys

@CodeBuns
well, why not me?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Aah, the lottery.
Sister works as a cashier in a small town
Says she monitors people buying scratch offs - most do it right in the store if they're not busy or in their car
She claims after so many people lose she can't help but buy one or two
Usually on an 8 hour shift she makes $2-100 extra off tickets

Was talking to her about it. She wrote everything down that she spent and earned. End of the week take home from scratch offs was somewhere around $170.

I think she makes more off those than she lets on.

Techpill
Techpill

@5mileys
How do we know you're trustworthy?

@BunnyJinx
This seems to be nice enough, although I still have to properly look into it.
But as I said to the guy above, how do we know it's not a scam?

massdebater
massdebater

@Nojokur
She's probably just stealing from the register.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@massdebater
Beat me to it.

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