Talking to girl at my local college about majors

Inmate
Inmate

talking to girl at my local college about majors
shes a communications major
ask her why
"it looked easy"
mfw
tell her I'm studying accounting
looks baffled and asks why
Why do people hate us accounting majors? I like chicken fried steak just like everyone else.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

cuz u r u

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Inmate

Long hours and mind numbling grunt work that will probably get replaced by computers in the next 10-15 years.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Inmate
econ major
liberal arts majors thinks its on par with physics or engineering
business majors think im a try hard.
dont get the hate accounting majors do or the wolf of wallstreet teasing the finance majors get.
will 90% end up doing the same jobs as finance and accounting.

Truely the master race.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@SniperWish
I'm considering econ... or data analytics.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@SniperWish
work in Quality Assurance at a global IT company
laugh at the fucking college kids

Evilember
Evilember

Chem major
biz, econ, lib arts majors show me their workload I have a hearty kek
Tell party girls I'm a psych major
Only reveal my power level to nerd skanks
They're sweethearts though

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Evilember
If you're not planning on taking the MCAT after that chem degree is complete, then you're a moron.

hairygrape
hairygrape

major in political science at a mediocre university, received a full-ride so, meh.
get told by virtually everyone I know that polysci is a useless degree and a waste of money
senior year comes around, end up interning as a legislative assistant and receive college credit while doing so
graduate, get called back to the state legislature to work as a research analyst
a year later, making $75k

Ha! Take that liberal arts haters. I barely work with the legislature isn't in-session.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@hairygrape
you're an anomaly

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Spazyfool
Hospital work is for fags that want to deal with fat people all day

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Inmate
Because you arent getting a privilege checking degree

you missed your chance to smash her puss puss by apologizing for oppressing her while you beat her anus with your cock

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@hairygrape
Anderson cooper got a polisci degree and interned for the CIA
What will you do user?

massdebater
massdebater

@StonedTime
not wanting to work in psychiatry where most hot crazy bitches are.

You're slipping bro. What's your plan then?

Inmate
Inmate

@Fried_Sushi
Anderson Cooper's mother is also one very very wealthy woman. He came from money. Look it up.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@StonedTime
@StonedTime

Gastroenterologist here. He's not wrong. The way you Americans eat is hedonistically deplorable.

Methshot
Methshot

@Poker_Star
Doctor, we're not ALL fat.

Also, quick question. How do I know if I have diverticulitis? I was hospitalized in 2012 and they suspected it but I never got a clear prognosis.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Inmate
I like chicken fried steak just like everyone else.
Murdering animals is morally wrong and eating their flesh (including dairy, its just liquid flesh) is bad for you.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Sharpcharm
Please be a femanon so I can give you some salami.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Inmate

Anything complicated scares people or makes them feel stupid. Also, accounting is a female dominated field. So a little sexism may be at play.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Methshot
Oh, this is like the opposite of my celiac patients. Consistent abdominal pain usually within 1-1.5 after consuming foods, with said pain being alleviated or gone altogether should that meal be high in insoluble fiber.

WebTool
WebTool

@Methshot
Also, I don't mean to say you're all fat, but my first days as a dietitian made me realize people put sugar in their cereal. Like what the fuck man.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@WebTool
Cereal's got enough sugar in it as it is. I'd rather eat some eggs and sausage. Or oatmeal.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SniperWish
I had come in with abdominal distension and when the NP or whomever she was started feeling around on my stomach back when I first got evaluated, I immediately and consistently threw up.

Nonstop. They even put an NG tube in after giving me barium. Was on suction for days, they talked about taking my gallbladder out and all this nonsense.

Was on suction for several days and bedridden most of that time. Still, don't know if it was a small bowel obstruction or diverticulitis.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@eGremlin
How immediately did you throw up after each meal/snack? If it was soon, I'd rule out diverticulitis.

@CouchChiller
Oh God, women are the worst with oatmeal. They don't understand that it's meant to be a simple food but they use it as a carrier for butter, brown sugar (more than is warranted), and honey all at once.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@massdebater
Verily crazy girls are so hot yet so destructive. Currently bulking up the resume at an analyzer (supply large chemical plants) company. They pay for me to fly places so its pretty cash but if it doesn't pan out I've got a few ideas.

@WebTool
Lolz I feel sad and disgusted and laugh at the same time. I don't understand why health isn't a top personal priority.
No offense to your career I'd just lose my mind. This guy I know eats literally 5-6 pizzas a week and drinks Dr. Pepper at 8 in the morning

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@kizzmybutt
@kizzmybutt
this guy I used to know

StonedTime
StonedTime

@hairygrape
polysci degrees are not useless, the government is the largest employer in the the united states and eats up those degrees

people here are just idiots who think all liberal arts degrees are useless

TechHater
TechHater

@Inmate
Why do people hate us accounting majors?
Because it's seen as boring work for nerds?
She probably doesn't know fuck all about the pay.

chicken fried steak
Ewwwwwww

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Ignoramus
I ate several of those shitty ass microwave burritos. Then I had a large cheesesteak. It was about a couple hours after.

FastChef
FastChef

@Ignoramus
I just put cinnamon in mine. Or some raisins.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@StonedTime
Yet the highest paying jobs aren't at all related to political science. They're all STEM.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@JunkTop
What are you taking about? Your average gov employee makes more than a bio major

Lunatick
Lunatick

@kizzmybutt
I find it fun. I just like to be able to go through life without being hindered. The realization that my fat friend hasnt jumped since his teen years put health in perspective for me. Growing up poor forced me to cook so the act became more fun as I grew older.

@AwesomeTucker
I mean, I'd probably expel microwave anything because my stomach is a prissy bitch, but you might want want to get rechecked for closure. My advice? Go homeless, wait for your beard to set in with your body odor, and walk into a hospital with no ID so you'll get top notch medical treatment on the taxpayer's dime.

Or you could just visit me in Holland. On vacay with the girlfriend, but I wouldn't mind shoving my camera up a fellow /biz/nessman's ass gratis.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

My friend found his passion on econ and he turned into a massive annoying and obnoxious faggot and basically sold his soul to Soros.

Not to mention that now he thinks he knows everything about politics because he can justify any shit with muh economics

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Burnblaze
My penis is feminine

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Lunatick
I have medicare and medicaid as a disabled person in America.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Fried_Sushi
Prove it. Go on Glassdoor and show me some salaries.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Inmate
accounting major judging a communications major

If you're not STEM you're literally subhuman.

idontknow
idontknow

Wait what's the stigma with business major? If it's something like Econ Information Systems or Finance I feel like that's a suitable choice over business management?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@idontknow
Every tard who can't do shit takes business.
Serious schools don't even offer it.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@SniperWish
same here senpai

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Inmate
shes a communications major
ask her why
"it looked easy"

Why do you think niggers all major in "african american studies" or "social studies" & shiet?

lol at a whole generation of niggers graduating with useless Affirmative Action degrees wondering why they don't qualify for any jobs.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@New_Cliche
this. women actually do get jobs with their shitty degrees though. It's called HR.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Inmate

mfw accounting will be replaced by robots during your lifetime

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@eGremlin
There's a hefty load of work already done by computers, but once it gets to adjusting trial balances onward you'll need to have an accountant on it, no matter how much software there is.

I do get what you're saying though because the job market already got shaken up from the influx of the Personal Computer from past decades, but "shaking" something doesn't necessarily mean removing it. There's already a strong urge for upcoming accountants to learn a fair bit about CompSci.

FastChef
FastChef

@StonedTime
Why is the history major hanging around with the STEM major at the end? Is there a joke I'm not getting?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Out of curiosity, what courses are included in an accounting degree? I only studied bis adm, so I learned financial accounting, IFRS, cost accounting, management controlling, budgeting, tax regulation, basic finance and commercial law.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@FastChef
The historian wants to study the STEM major, as STEM degrees are, indeed, a thing of the past.

Inmate
Inmate

@Illusionz
Depends on your country and institution
In Australia
To graduate with a bachelors in accounting at my uni we do 4 levels of financial accounting
3 levels of management accounting
Information systems
Audit and assurance
4 law subjects (tax law, contract law, business legislation and an elective)
2 basic economic subjects
And 2 finance subjects

Plus any minor studies

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Inmate
4 levels of financial accounting
Jesus, how is that even possible? I did 3 levels and the third stage felt too repetitive, like they were struggling to find material for the course.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@ZeroReborn
The first one is your basic first year accounting 101 so how journals and ledgers work
2 is bank consolidation, leases, foreign currency transactions and basically everything else you can learn in one lecture
3 preparing financial statements
4 consolidation

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