Buy stock

w8t4u
w8t4u

buy stock
it goes down
every time

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

every time
Nice record. Short each time you want to buy

Techpill
Techpill

@w8t4u
buy stock that has recently been highly volatile, hoping to get in some nicely timed up and down trades.
Stock immediately goes sideways and loses all volatility, trading within a 5c range for weeks.

What the fuck, man.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

BUY
THE
DIP

Inmate
Inmate

@w8t4u

let me ask you bro

why would you buy a stock in a stock market that's at historical highs? you are literally buying at the top and asking to be a bag holder

idontknow
idontknow

@w8t4u
try diversifying and actually reading balance sheets

TreeEater
TreeEater

@idontknow
LOL good one

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

sell a stock
It goes down
Yes
It goes up higher than when you sold
Why

JunkTop
JunkTop

Sell your stock at a small loss
IT SHOOTS UP

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

buy stock
forget I own it
market always goes up
bretty gool

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@w8t4u
every mother fucking time

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@w8t4u

You don't know SHIT about losing money

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@haveahappyday
Don't catch a falling knife

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Techpill
Learn to trade options against your positions

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@w8t4u
Then don't buy stocks that are going to plummet. Actually, I would recommend you swap the short/long buttons/commands if you are this ass.

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@w8t4u
It's the year 2061
All investors have completely given up
Automated stock trading has died out
One mega investment firm has overtaken all stock trading due to their insane returns and inability to fail
Their methods are kept secret
One day, I finally get a job there
It's amazing, the buildings interior is filled with fine art and expensive furniture
Several years later, I finally wonder, how do they know what stocks to invest in? These 'stock tips' from the higher ups never seem to fail. Is this insider trading?
Decide to finally ask my boss
He chuckles to himself briefly
"Anon user anon"
Confused, I stay silent
"You seem like a trustworthy guy, here, let me show you."
He stands up, and we leave the office
Go down to the parking lot, and we enter his Lamborghini
We drive for what feels like ages,to a tiny house in the middle of nowhere
He parks the car and leaves
"Boss, what is this?"
"Just follow me"
I leave the car, and we jump a fence to get into a backyard
The sound of a ripped designer suit fills the air
"It's okay, with this, we'll make millions again."
He crouches down to look into a window to a basement of a house
Confused, I simply look down there as well
Down in the basement, a man is sitting, covered in cheeto dust
He's browsing stocks, taking notes
Boss pulls out a notebook
He notes everything this weird man invests in
After several hours, my legs start burning.
Boss finally stands up
I notice him scribble 2 simple words on top of the list of stocks
"Short list"

hairygrape
hairygrape

@GoogleCat
Shut up. If he bets on volatility and the volatility disappears, he will lose money. You can't fix it with fancy derivatives or options.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Veeky Forums memes, the greentexts are GETTING STRONGER!!!!

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Poker_Star
Kek good thing it's only a practice account.

TechHater
TechHater

buy stock
it goes up
almost every time

buy cryptocurrency
RIGHT BEFORE THE FUCKING DIP

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate

You never know what happens. See Amazon.

Evilember
Evilember

mfw I only buy and hold

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