Damn shit, son. That picture makes me doubt my nitroplusexuality.
Eli Harris
But Asagi is flat.
Andrew Roberts
As well it should. K-Sha is literal perfection.
Joseph Gomez
I refuse to admit it! Nitroplus' ass is better than K-Sha's!
Leo Clark
Have some Nitroplus to straighten it out.
Brandon Hernandez
Someone should make an Ass collage of all neps
Tyler Russell
The game models would disagree. Have you seen K-Sha's perfectly modeled booty?
Jason Morales
Misguided fools, the best butt is obviously C-Sha's
Isaac Campbell
If you could change the Next forms, what would they look like?
Brandon Jones
Nah. It's good but Next Black is better.
Bentley Clark
Of course she is, Noire.
Robert Brown
Harambes
Blake Kelly
best
Juan Jenkins
Aaaaw yeah. This pleases the hand.
Oh, trust me, I have inspected every butt in detail. While I agree that Nitroplus' ass is low-tier compared to K-Sha or C-Sha, it's vastly better than Nepgear's.
And C-Sha cannot be spanked, so her having a great ass is kind of useless.
Robert Wilson
In your dreams, human.
Jason Lewis
Neptune playfully spanking Plutia when?
Cooper Barnes
Shh. Don't give them ideas.
Jordan Thomas
Oh sorry, I forgot Noire wasn't into girls after all. Thanks for the reminder, user.
Carter Hughes
...
Xavier Myers
She's not into not immortal beings.
Ethan Murphy
Why would a goddess want a human anyway? That is a good point.
Carter Ramirez
Friendly reminder.
Daniel Powell
Vert in RB1
I don't recall her saying this line in the game, can you please upload a screenshot of this? I'm not a my home computer so I don't have the games installed here.
Leo Taylor
Noire x Uzume and Noire x Uni are the only canon Noire pairings.
Luke Cook
But the only yuri pictures I have with Uzume are with Big Nep.
Julian Morales
>Vert in RB1 But seeing as the neps are straight... I'm not sure what you mean.
Lincoln Diaz
Goddesses have a long history of mating with humans. In the Nep universe there are no male gods anyway
Xavier Hernandez
>... As expected of cancer.
Josiah Green
>Goddesses >mating >Gamindustri But they are born of the wishes and faith of the people, user. There's no mating involved.
Caleb Bell
Uzume is a fisher though, so she's taken already.
Carter Martin
>not even wanting to post it
Wyatt Robinson
Do you live under a rock and have never seen a fantasy history where two beings with wildly differently life spans get together?
David Scott
Nice headcanon. Fuck off ghost.
Oliver Rivera
>In the Nep universe there are no male gods anyway Don't worry, once I made it it gamindustri, there will be a new god in gamindustri. The spanking god.
Jace Adams
Uzume is into seamen though
Nicholas Martin
>Neptune literally says this in V-II >headcanon OK.
Joshua Wood
Not yet.
Hudson Anderson
>they are born of the wishes and faith of the people
Sounds like a prude mother trying to explain his 5 year old son where babies come from. What's next, console storks?
Josiah Hernandez
nep
Joshua Hall
It's hardly a surprise, Leonard Nimoy's voice is so erotic.
Noah Nelson
>dub Here we go again.
Brandon Lewis
Goddess Eater.
Jose Nguyen
When, you know, when a mommy console and another mommy console love each others a lot, you can find a baby candidate in a console cabbage field.
Colton Bell
Videogame consoles nowadays are manufactured by chinks. Where do neps come from? From chinks.
Dylan Young
That's not even the person who did Umio's English voice.
James Gonzalez
>missing the joke Typical sub scrub.
Eli Jenkins
>not knowing Xander Mobus did Umio
Jaxson Gray
>mommy console and another mommy console Hah, nice try.
Jaxon Bailey
>he doesn't know who leonard nimoy is Man I love when people who want to start shit over the dub brainlessly make themselves look like the idiots they are.
Owen Thomas
I like how he says FOR GLORY
Cameron Diaz
He probably doesn't even know what Seamen is about.
Isaiah Brown
Who was in the receiving end?
Thomas Harris
Neptune never denies that they can breed
Jeremiah Clark
Your mom
Julian Lopez
>mommy console and another mommy console How exactly does their reproductive biology work? Do they rub their USB ports together until the circuits connect or does one of them grow a USB stick?
John Roberts
>Xander Mobus >google name and get FNAF: The Musical
Mason Price
>some guy who starred a tv series for fedora tippers and "lol so nerds" No thanks, thankfully we're discussing a japanese videogame and not a western one.
Jonathan Bailey
No, it's even worse.
They have to hold hands____________ until a new candidate is created.
Samuel Nguyen
Double ended USB cables as dildos.
Caleb Nguyen
The owner of the consoles sticks his joystick in their ports.
Angel Cooper
If that's the case then these two must have a daughter they keep in secret from everyone else.
Ethan Gomez
Sexiest data transfer ever.
Jose Wilson
Who do you think Nepgear is?
Brandon Miller
Yeah that's how IF and Compa were born. Histy came up with the daycare excuse to hide the fact that IF and Compa were their children, and put P-ko there to make the lie more believable.
Judging by her clothing I'd think UltraNoire would be the one to have shitty enough taste to be interested in spankfag.
Isaiah Martin
I love Nepgear!
Robert Nguyen
So how did you guys find out about/get into nep? I found out about it through my girlfriend when she was playing HDN1. She hasn't played any of the others, but likes it enough and knows enough about the other games to browse these threads and understand all the memes.
William Parker
I agree, UltraNoire is best Noire.
Jaxon Russell
Reminder that tangerines kick ass.
Luis Scott
>through my girlfriend So your hand has her own personality?
Jace Miller
I knew about it through Veeky Forums. I decided to play VII out of boredom and decided that I liked it, so i played the rebirth games too