Downloads: >Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories f.wtcg.pl/ >Experimental first-person perspective mod for TW3 www.skacik.pl/test.zip
Reminder that despite what he says Roche is a cheap whoreson who will quickly sell out his political ideals whenever things go south
Sebastian Rogers
That would be Novigrad. Shit drags on way, way too long and god help you if you decided to do some sidequests before realizing how long it'd take to actually fucking find Dandelion and get the hell out of there.
Evan Wright
What is the worst and ugliest (read:worst) gear and why is it Griffin gear?
Cameron Hughes
Why? Because it turns Geralt into a fatass.
Also best is Bear.
Justin Young
>not Cat
I will grant you that Bear has the best swords.
Hudson Turner
>not Wolf All the best witchers wear leather jackets.
Austin Rogers
>being this edgy
Lambert was euphoric.
Connor Cruz
waifus mean HAPPYNESS
Grayson Green
Lambert and Eskel both wear them and they're the only ones besides Geralt that are any good at killing monsters. Berengar pussied out, Letho could only kill defenseless kings and needed Geralt to bail him out with the manticore, and Vesemir was probably hot shit when he was younger but too old to handle stuff solo when we got to see him. Clearly Wolf is the best.
Kevin Allen
How is TW3 on PS4 in terms of graphics and framerate? Will CDPR make it better for Neo?
How is this enhanced edition mod for PC? Does it really make the combat better, and more Souls like?
Charles Harris
30 fps low settings pc equivalent
Camden Clark
How the fuck you I buy master alchemist diagram shits?
I did this old cunts quest and all I got was a bunch of stupid ass rune diagrams that I don't fucking need.
Thing is, no other faggot seems to sell diagrams. Not even the fucking Pellar.
How the fuck do I fix it? Help me, /wtc/.
Pic related, is the old cunt.
Gavin Jones
Oxenfurt herbalist usually has a bunch.
Jordan Collins
I just met him for the first time. He has no fucking diagrams either.
I did the practicum in advanced alchemy quest long before meeting him.
Have I fucked up everything?
Justin Russell
It shouldn't really matter. Between the two of them, they should have most of whichever ones you don't have. A couple herbalists in Skellige can have a few, as well.
Bentley Diaz
I hope this is not some fucking bug that will fuck me up eventually.
I already can't force the enhanced ursine silver sword because I can't craft fucking nigredo because I can't fucking find the fucking diagram.
Michael Scott
Diagram for what? White Gull? Geralt knows how to craft alchemical substances like Nigredo by default, you just need the ingredients.
Joseph Flores
DAILY REMINDER
>Wear Wolven armor (represents your school, best balance of mobility/protection, looks the best) >Alchemy (Potion/Oil specialization) + Fast sword attacks build >Shaved Sides + Ponytail (best balance of suave and practicality) >Witcher Ciri ending
If you do not follow these simple steps then you are a shit tier, self insert Geralt and should literally kill yourself for playing the Witcher 3 wrong
Oliver Richardson
>edgy >not Feline with it's "nothing personal kid hood"
Why did CDPR fuck up the grandmaster sets so fucking badly?
Jayden Rivera
I have searched in google for nigredo to upgrade my ursine silver sword to enhanced and seems I need a diagram to craft it.
Thing is I've seen some herbalists and they don't seem to be sealing diagrams. I mean, they used to, but after practicum in advanced alchemy I have not seen any and I'm worrying now.
The only one that I bought diagrams from was that girl that did the nithing but I bought everything from her before she died.
I also checked on the alchemy for the nigredo and I don't have the option.
But after practicum in advanced alchemy
Aaron Lewis
butthurt incoming
> I was the biggest Witcher fanboy >shilled Witcher 3 endlessly on release >game was out and I could only play it at 20fps low settings >save enough money to get a good PC exclusively for this game because I never play graphically extensive games anyway >finally start the game a month ago >the writing is Bioware tier >the characters are simplified, whitewashed >all the major conflicts are black and white >not a hint of the gray morally complex world of the previous games >fedora tipping and SJW shit at every corner >the ending is a rushed disapointment
I seriously feel like killing myself right now. Thanks CDPR for being fucking douchebags and caring more about
>will this be too complicated or uncofortable for new players
instead of
>lets go all out and make a worthy ending to five books and two games
Fuck you, just fuck you
Brandon Evans
I don't have the DLC yet. C...can you lower it, at least?
Kevin Harris
There's a mod for a lowered hood.
Mason Hughes
with mods
They also completely fucking ruined the base colors of the armor sets, thankfully mods also fix this
Colton Ramirez
>Feline armor for muh i-frames >Melee only, ever >Elven Rebel + Goatee, ponytails are for '90s soft rock A&R guys >Agreed
Henry Lewis
Is this pasta
Caleb Lewis
>Elven Rebel + Goatee >Actually wanting the dadbod of witcher hairstyles.
Brayden Garcia
Well, that's a relief. I didn't want to be forced to play as Geraltair.
Ayden Bennett
No I just wrote it down and I want to share my negativity and butthurt with everybody
I'm gonna go get drunk then I will probably never play video games ever again
Connor Morris
Can I have your PC?
Luke Mitchell
>disrespecting your Witcher school this hard
Shameful
Nicholas Morgan
Vesemir's dead, bitch. Lambert's a cunt and Eskel's a babby. I'm free to live my life as a strong, independent black woman who don't need no medium-weight gear.
Angel Collins
Geralt and Triss OTP
Matthew Miller
One thing I'll never understand is why the basic Wolf set is hidden away in KM, which you can't access until you'll likely be way overleveled for it. You'd think CDPR would've made your own school's gear more accessible from the beginning, so it could be used as a baseline.
Robert Gray
CDPR are retarded. Thankfully NG+ fixes all of those problems.
I get you, even though the game is in my top 5 list with Witcher 1, it has some severe flaws when compared to the series.
Also to add to that list
>No one criticizes Geralt's decisions other than Johnny if you kicked Sarah out
I am not sure on how I feel about this game as well, I love the fuck out of it, even got the Collector's Edition after I finished the game, but it has severe flaws as well, so this is how Geralt/Yen feel about each other, it all makes sense now.
Jack Stewart
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Nathaniel Cooper
It's a beautiful song about beautiful waifus, but it's Triss for my Geralt. No question there.
Camden Foster
Bioware makes better and more varied waifus than CDPR ever could. Triss, Shani and Yennefer are basically the same character, just with different hair color and a personality "quirk" (Triss = kawaii, Yennefer = bitch, Shani = muh nerdy gamergirl appeal). Other than that they have no lives of their own and their whole existence revolves around wanting Geralt's dick.
In light of that the waifu wars are hilariously pathetic. It's like fighting over barbie dolls.
Jason Moore
Don't make me laugh, CDPR's waifus are like the finest wine. Bioware's waifus feel like bathtub moonshine in comparison.
Trissfu and Yenfu are the main reason suicide rates skyrocketed in Bioware's waifu department. They know they will never be able to reach such excellence.
And just wait until Cyberpunk comes out and introduces furry Triss.
Colton King
looks british as fuck
Dominic Murphy
>CDPR's waifus are like the finest wine. Bioware's waifus feel like bathtub moonshine in comparison.
Oh god.
That's the greatest thing I've ever read on here.
Carter Morris
>Trissfu and Yenfu are the main reason suicide rates skyrocketed in Bioware's waifu department. They know they will never be able to reach such excellence.
Dragon Age Inquisition most popular waifu threads:
Face it, Bioware writes the most interesting, charismatic and deep characters that spark endless discussion among thousands of fans. CDPR waifus are shit and uninteresting and no one will remember them in the years to come.
Ethan Sullivan
It's the truth, Marcin knows his waifus.
Christopher Myers
>Family Edition >Yennefer there >Not uncle Avallac'h not canon
Carter Collins
>If you do not follow these simple steps then you are a shit tier, self insert Geralt and should literally kill yourself for playing the Witcher 3 wrong Canon Geralt would wear no armor at all except for silver studded gauntlets.
>tfw still no chain >tfw meme crossbow instead.
Jacob Martin
Discussing/posting waifus is for plebs. Broposting is a true patricians way of shitposting.
Michael Clark
Wow you beat me as the most negative guy in the thread. Even I think you're going a bit far with: "All the characters are simplified, whitewashed"SJW shit at every corner"?
But yeah it's a disappointment and now that I know it will never be fixed it makes me sad. So much potential squandered. Just tell me you aren't "muh broche" fag talking about how deep and complex things are and making the same choices every single time that only got mad because he's the whoreson of the Golden Sun now.
Dominic Diaz
>I'm gonna go get drunk then I will probably never play video games ever again Don't despair user. There may never truly be great writing in games but there are still fun and interesting indie games.
NG+ has the same problem, just with higher numbers.
Daniel Nelson
Manticore set > Wolf > All your bullshit
Evan Morgan
Blood and Wine was a mistake.
Jayden Barnes
Retard here.
What does NG+ actually do? Does it save your choices or only level and eq?
Luke Martinez
I'm not watching this.
>unicorn lmao! I hate the new audience.
People will complain if you give Radovid the megascope crystal too because the game decided Philippa did nothing wrong. But only Triss makes a very big deal out of it and it affects nothing later. Geralt is in the process of turning into the Bioware SI who can do no wrong.
Hunter Carter
Those numbers prove nothing, other than Bioware being a more popular company which isn't surprising considering they've been present for much longer. Those CDPR waifu thread numbers are only for the last thread though, many were locked before it.
When talking about waifus it's all about quality. Trissfu and Yenfu put all Bioware's waifus to shame. Cassandra? Josephine? Hahaha
Bioware's waifus are not only bland and uninteresting and lacking any type of moral complexity, but they are also ugly as sin.
Trissfu with her perfect combination of shadiness, misguided ideals and cuteness and Yenfu with her godly banters and unique take on strong women not fawning over the player character are better than any waifu Bioware ever came up with.
Kayden James
Kill yourself
You too.
You three.
If a character can be classified easily as a "waifu" or a "bro" they are a shit character.
Ryder Thompson
Nope, Yenfu and Trissfu are perfection.
Bentley Myers
>goldenface in disguise and trissautist in an argument
Leo Scott
This.
I want Yen to deepthroat my dick, while I sniff feet of Triss.
I will post this untill i die
Asher Long
Saves your equipment and levels then starts the game over with everything upscaled.
That's convenient since I'm going to kill you.
Evan Sanders
>That's convenient since I'm going to kill you. Stand and fight
Charles Johnson
You have good taste, I can only recommend that you also give other parts of Triss a sniff. She smells like heaven.
Elijah Powell
You claimed that CDPR's shitty waifus drove BW fans to suicide out of desperation. My numbers prove that BW waifus are so popular that the majority of their fans probably haven't even heard of The Witcher. They are happy with BW waifus and they couldn't care less about other series. It's always the CDPR drones trying to stir up shit, maybe because of their inferiority complex, hmm? You know, like deep inside knowing that your arguments are bullshit. To be honest, even the notion that CDPR could ever match BioWare in terms of waifus is laughable, but what else can you expect from a delusional CDPRcuck.
PS: Have you seen how many wrinkles Triss has? Yennefer has a constant bitch face and Shani is simply ugly. If your criticism boils down to "at least CDPR makes prettier waifus", then it's clear that you're simply grasping at straws. Just give up.
Connor Evans
Videogames were a mistake.
Zachary Brown
>PS: Have you seen how many wrinkles Triss has? Yennefer has a constant bitch face and Shani is simply ugly. If your criticism boils down to "at least CDPR makes prettier waifus", then it's clear that you're simply grasping at straws. Just give up.
She would look acceptable if she removed her whore makeup and used magic to remove her scars. Though it's not like she counts as a waifu anyway since you can't even romance hr.
Xavier Richardson
best OST.
used to get shitfaced to it with cheap wine when I was depressed.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
>the only part of TW3 up to the standard of TW2 is the short expansion side story no one asked for ;_; Fuck you I'm depressed now
Christian Sullivan
>he doesn't like the whore makeup
Tyler Hill
>the Witcher fandom has come down to two autists arguing over if the Witcher or Bioware has better waifus i am sadness
Angel Gray
Nope, I claimed the people writing waifus in Bioware started massively committing suicide after they realized CDPR set an unreachable ideal for them. I don't get swayed by masses, when it comes to waifu choice one has to trust their heart.
Triss' wrinkles are cute and adorable, I would lick every single one of them. Shani is a cute lass, although a secondary waifu. Trissfu and Yenfu are where it's at. And like I said, the complexity CDPR's waifus bring to the table is only complemented by their beauty unlike with Bioware one, which are not only dull, but also ugly.
Dylan Peterson
Zireael, please, make yourself presentable. We are meeting with your father within the hour, and we require his blessing for the wedding.
Thomas Evans
I'm a Polack so I don't play bioware sjw bullshit.
CDPR added a lot of it for westernfags already. Especially with that "thirteen century" meme and "stronk wymyn"
Cameron Parker
>Avallanche
Noah Walker
...
Owen Morgan
If Geralt really is her "father figure" then why does he let her run around looking like a slut? Maybe deep down he really is just a cruel old man.
Now you're just backpedaling out of desperation. As I originally said, there is no real difference between Triss, Shani and Yennfer, they're all like barbie dolls just there to serve the player character's sexual desires. BW has varied deep characters who have lives and opinions outside of their romance. Best waifus require more than just freckles or purple eyes.
Thomas Ortiz
The irony here is that by the end of the series all complexity has been removed from these characters to better court the Bioware audience.
So there's a couple of lines that triggered you? I 'think you're going a bit overboard. I can't blame you for being sensitive, that shit is everywhere in gaming these days and annoying, but that's one thing I can't say CDPR went crazy with.
>stronk wymyn That's been a thing since Sapkowski. And CDPR went the extra effort to destronk their womyn waifus for the waifufag audience. Even Triss, who isn't a very strong character in the first place, gets whitewashed into being damsel waifu.
Benjamin Gray
>If Geralt really is her "father figure" then why does he let her run around looking like a slut? Maybe deep down he really is just a cruel old man.
He couldn't stop her if he tried. She wears the pants in their relationship
Oliver Jones
Only thing sadder than acting like TW3 waifufaggotry is deep is acting like Bioware characters are deep and have interests outside the player
Brandon Gutierrez
>ywn be stabbed to death by philfu
jdimsa
Nathan Thompson
>Philippa and Radovid will never have complete character arcs
jdimsa
Michael Lopez
>TW3 is told from the perspective of Roach. >Whenever Roach is not present he makes up what happens
Robert Rogers
shit now it all makes sense
BRAVO MARCIN
Jason King
>Now you're just backpedaling out of desperation. As I originally said, there is no real difference between Triss, Shani and Yennfer, they're all like barbie dolls just there to serve the player character's sexual desires. BW has varied deep characters who have lives and opinions outside of their romance. Best waifus require more than just freckles or purple eyes. Please, you're embarrassing yourself, have you even played TW?
Trissfu is the brave leader of oppressed mages, risking her life and managing alone in Novigrad's underbelly while working on securing a better future for them in Kovir and avoiding capture.
Yenfu is a relentless and brave woman ready to do anything for the people she loves and especially her daughter Cirilla of Vengerberg.
Shani is a career driven woman, a brilliant medic, yet unafraid to get her hands dirty for the ideals she set for herself.
The fact they are all cute and adorable is only a bonus.
Cameron James
Have they fucked ?
Jeremiah Torres
I don't even agree with that user but man you suck at making characters sound well written, Trissfag.
James James
What do you think they were doing before they headed off to the horse race?