Amazon Prime

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

free 2-day shipping
streaming shows and movies, including several original series
streaming music
free podcasts from Audible, including several originals
ad-free Twitch, with one free subscription a month and free in-game items, and 10% off new games
99 dollars per year

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@StrangeWizard
How do they get away with it?

farquit
farquit

@New_Cliche
Obscene six sigma brainwashing costcutting madness in warehousing + scraping as much off the top of fulfilled by amazon vendors (it's criminal)

t. amzn warehouse wageslave

likme
likme

@farquit
Thank you for your service. Your sacrifice brings me incredibly low prices.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@likme
My reward for my 2 year tour of duty was six AMZN shares so idgaf

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@StrangeWizard
I don't know how people are stupid enough to pay for something you can get for free.

takes2long
takes2long

@Need_TLC
This.

But hey, Amazon doesn't seem to mind so idgaf

Techpill
Techpill

@Need_TLC
Explain.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
Use your brain and keep your mouth shut

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@PackManBrainlure
Oh, so you dont actually get free shipping.

Thanks for wasting my time, low income bitch.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TalkBomber
worried about paying $5 for postage
call other people low income

FastChef
FastChef

@TalkBomber
Whoops, you didn't use your brain. It's probably for the best. Somebody has to pay Amazon for my free shipping.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@DeathDog
Wow... youre really stupid.

@FastChef
Oh I see, you use a student email. Wow youre so smart. Guess what kid, some of use are done with college. Some of us can pay $100 a year for a service.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

What's it like being a low income bitch that cant afford Prime?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Spazyfool
i'd rather spend that $100 on 100 blowjobs from your mother.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Spazyfool
@Raving_Cute
How assmad are you that you just figured out you can stream shit for free?

Grats on the lockin contract.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@StrangeWizard
Excuse me, but this board is not for advertising services. If you would like to advertise your wares, please use Veeky Forums advertising and take out a banner ad.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Spazyfool
I love how clueless you are and yet you're calling others stupid.

Not only that, but you went from interested in getting free Prime to berating others who get it for free, all the while, too stupid to figure out how to get it for free effortlessly.

The grapes are so sour with this one.

Soft_member
Soft_member

So $99 a year for 2 day shipping

Not using a firestick/kodi/any streaming device for free
Podcasts? What are you gay?
Easily stream or download music free
Twitch? Again with the penis gobbling.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@MPmaster
No I was genuinely curious if there was a legit method other than piracy + student email. Turns out there isn't.

Here's the thing little bitch, I earn a lot more money than you.

hey guys I just stole this car, I'm so smart. People that buy cars are stupid.

That's you, the pathetic low income bitch.

Evilember
Evilember

@Bidwell
No piracy required, no student email required. Keep trying, kiddo.

Maybe one day you'll figure it out. Until then, enjoy funding my free unlimited Amazon Prime.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Evilember
Like I said, I'm not a low income bitch like you.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Evilember
kiddo

You know how I know youre a little reddit bitch? Cause you talk like one.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@farquit
What hub? From Illinois

Nojokur
Nojokur

@New_Cliche
they have a high enough markup on regular products to pay for it.

there is very little reason to make that many orders to amazon.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Evilember
Jesus fuck leave Veeky Forums and never come back your dismissive narcissism is givong me a headache

SHOO SHOO GB2 R/THRIFTY

eGremlin
eGremlin

@CouchChiller
@VisualMaster
@Lunatick
Stumped poorfags pulling le reddit boogeyman out of pure frustration

I love this board. It's like dangling a banana in front of an ape at the zoo as they repeatedly slam the glass in a futile attempt to vent their rage- only in this case it's a bunch of lazy, ugly, unintelligent NEETs who beg for money and get rich quick schemes.

Booteefool
Booteefool

create free email
sign up for 30 day amazon prime free trial
cancel immediately (you still get 30 days free)
repeat forever

Been doing this shit for like 5 years now. Gets annoying keeping track of the emails though.

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