>start round as a diona chemist >name self "my body is on the asteroi" in honor of a certain ban and because naming rules are lax again with examples such as Surfer Girl >its rev >convert medbay while the CMO is out, start making chloral >catbeasted and admin forcesays me over the radio to be killed >try to suicide bomb the CE as he comes in to lynch with water potass but 30u were too weak >decide to observe >pulled into a nymph because i missed the prompt >disconnect to play something else instead cool beans rev won anyway apparently
Nicholas Roberts
People only watch it ironically. no one actually likes anime except people on the same tier as ponyfags
Christian Hernandez
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Brandon Harris
>you will never challenge Zeus for his throne atop mount Olympus More mythological gateway maps when?
Nolan Jones
If I made a space 'nam gateway mission should it be pvp or pve, and what weapons should be used
Levi Kelly
Maybe when you find better pantheons to visit for gateways. >no visiting the Space Aztecs and their Space Pyramids to offer human sacrifices as nourishment to the Sun God Huitzilopotchli and/or fight him for control over the everlasting light of the universe
Bentley Gray
pvp would be funner but pve is more sound we got those laser aks but i think we also got regular aks
>when you see the mommi replacing windows with girders to wall in syndies
Charles Smith
>admins finally bussed in a syndicate invasion good shit
Jace Barnes
>Clown hopped up on meds and yiff claws >fighting for THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN in the dome >jk fighting to get rail a vampire husband >kills cid twice
What a fucking bus
Sebastian Moore
thank you all who played that round - especially elim, that was the greatest round of space I've had.
Jace Watson
I have a set of screenshots showing the evolution of Tinky the Uberclown.
Here is Tinky just after surgury. She/he has just been implanted with Vox feet for Vox magboots, Tarjaran torso and arms for claws, and Tinky the Clown's head. Also Tinky has nanobots of both varieties.
Gavin Scott
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Isaiah Peterson
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Joseph James
>mfw that ENTIRE ROUND
Jason Campbell
IMMORTALIZE TINKY
Joseph Foster
>she never got the vampire
Juan Sullivan
Here is Tinky battling the Zombieman, a creature with a claw that shot out and could grab objects, walls, and even Tinky him/herself. Tinky defeated it after a long battle chasing it around the arena.
Ryder Harris
>1366x768 >not even cropped or blown up wew lad
wew
Owen Young
T I N K Y T H E U B E R C L O W N
BEST ROUND IVE SEEN IN A LONG FUCKING TIME
Andrew Harris
>That whole round
Connor King
please rate
Nicholas Mitchell
WWERT WHEN
W H E N
Jonathan Walker
Tinky you madman that was a thrill of a lifetime.
Cid here, few tidbits to note.
First fight I had nothing but abit higher health, hulk, and brass knuckles. Turns out HULKED BRASS KNUCKLE FACEPUNCHES do not do anything against medical nanites.
Second fight was same as the first. No nanites, no bonuses, Just mutate to even the fight and boosted health with knuckles.
Condom shot me down, got revived and tinky got a heal and went full ham.
If not for the captain killing me in the end, Tinky would have risen from the grave to become the master of Hustle Loyalty and Respect, thwarting all chances of Cidtrabution.
Either way Tinky, you are the champ. Congratulations lad.
It was an absolute blast to both watch and participate in. Praise be to Elim.
Sebastian Collins
compact/10
Brody Davis
>they didn't spawn Rail's vampire husband
Luke Foster
tfw there will never be a round that hype again
Ian Adams
Not entirely sure what I'm seeing here but I'm sure it's impressive
Lucas Butler
I'm on my laptop right now because I'm on travel.
This is the result of Tinky battling "Hughman", which just blew up into guts. Apparently a defective fighter.
Brayden Davis
Ran out of time, was about to be spawned
Nicholas Gonzalez
>Mechamusume91
THE BLUEBERRY HAS RETURNED.
Colton Martin
fuck off spergay
Noah Morales
Man, that round went places I was never expecting. I've tried to get the crew to create the ubermensch before but it's never actually happened. Tinky, Cid, Gene, Joey, ???, you all da real MVPs Also thanks to Foster for being a big help with sounds and stuff while I was setting things up
Carson Johnson
anyone get a pic of that mommis escape bar?
Leo Wilson
Here is Tinky's ultimate Arena battle against Cyd. It was a great one. He was crowned the best superhuman ever.
Christian Gonzalez
I'm glad that was actually something that could have happened and not just a wish upon a star, I promised it to Rail so early for helping to make me uber.
which reminds me, thanks trader for giving your legs to a great cause. and people say traders a shit.
Elijah Campbell
it was a nice bar, but flashing lights are not something byond or are server can really handle, it was laggy as fuck there.
Kevin Howard
>fight starts right as Le Perv starts blasting >fight lasts about as long as the song That was fucking amazing, I don't think I've ever seen something this exciting in spess ever
Xavier Walker
Reminder that Australian players will play dirty at every turn. Never trust one.
Christian Scott
Cyd at the arena was the real Cyd's body double. The clown battled the real Cyd in the holodeck...
Sebastian King
hypest event, all the fighters were top tier entertainment
Grayson Sanders
Too bad the changeling got blown, he was the only one who could have possibly outdamaged Tinky's nanobots
maybe I shoulda had medihud off when viewing the fights
Robert Lewis
>this was the most antagonistic thing I could do during the purge
fucked up renaming bicarid, 1 iron pill and the clonex ack
Ian Reyes
I'm pretty sure this tops anything else Elim has ever done
Jayden Brooks
I played the changeling, that was always just supposed to be a joke Like, stations are asked to send all these superhumans and one dickass station just sends a changeling Which is immediately exploded upon revealing itself It was the first thing that came to mind when I was coming up with the other supermen
Luis Bennett
But Cyd killed the great clown. In a fit of rage, I killed Cyd, who had threatened bad things if anyone intervened. His threat was not empty, and he blew up in a massive firestorm, killing many.
However, the great clown had been scanned earlier. He was cloned and came back and boarded the shuttle, leaving the station behind, human once again. He was showered with gifts and awards in recognition of his great service to the station.
The End.
Camden Turner
I lost my shit. Elim for headmin
Ethan Morris
and then I forgot pic like a dingus
Tyler Turner
Thank you based elim
Jonathan King
I lost my shit as well. I busted a gut really damn hard.
I also lost it during the zombie fight. His constant grappling around was too damn funny.
I will never doubt the awesome power of Tajaran hands ever again. Those claws plus combat nanos were insane. I never expected that kind of power. Add on a set of HoS armor and you have a real superhuman/tarjaran/vox on your hands.
Caleb Green
Replace syndi cakes with Tinkys when?
Adrian Anderson
Those Cid fights were hype as shit. Holy shit I was standing up watching and screaming at this fucking 2d clown to move closer to another 2d sprite.
Chase Rivera
>it's possible to create something THAT unkillable without admin intervention I've got to remember this next time I'm antag, holy shit
Parker Jones
>Tinkys >modeled after the clown that sacrificed it all for nothing ( a vampire ) >Bonus to unarmed damage
Camden Williams
The real MVP is whoever it was that sent the single, only vote I got from asking for a vote on who got to be the superhuman. They said "clown".
I had already planned for Tinky to be the superhuman, but I would have given it to anyone who won the vote.
Whoever the mystery voter was, you were the real reason Tinky was the hero of the station.
Jaxon Clark
hands down my best round I've played
>paramed to chill and get to play medbay >centcomm announces they want us to make a super human with all the departments involved >tell captain to make a vote >I vote for the clown for keks >he wins >medbay and science work together so they can create uberclown >catbeast body >vox legs >advanced organs >combat and medical nanobots >tinky becomes immortal abomination >centcomm sends us to the thunderdome so he can combat with 5 fighters for a wish >everyone from medbay is there and other people too >shitfaced drunk yelling for clown to win >clown monster destroys everyone >HACKED INTERMISSION >syndicate wants to fight clown >sends his CEO Cid Dycate >after tough fight clown wins against Senator Armstrong >everyone is happy and goes back to the station to celebrate >Tinky is a hero >I'M NOT DEAD YET >Cid Dycate is still alive last one was only a double >he wants a real fight >everyone in holodeck >tinky comes in >music starts up >they go at it >battle is brutal >CID HULKS OUT AND USES LASER EYES >even though clown dodges and punches his shit in Cid cant die >Tinky goes down >silence >crew goes apeshit >they execute Cid >THIS ISN'T OVER YET >bluespace artillery all over holodeck almost everyone dies >we take tinky back to medbay to revive him >he can only be cloned >he comes back as a normal human, no powers no nothing >SYNDICATE INVASION >throw tinky a shotgun >lets rock >we hand tele into brig >4 nuke ops in there and everywhere >we start taking them down >escape is flooded with them >go in first and take some down >get shot once and downed >see Tinky escape >die in peace
HOLY FUCK what a good round,I don't even know if what I wrote is even good but I really had fun with Tinky, Rail and the Captain I hope Elim can keep doing this kind of great bus
Adrian Wilson
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Luke Brooks
Does anyone know any good toxin lab guides? I've seriously spent hours trying to follow the one with the wiki, and not only does it only give one mixture, the guide it too shitty and vague that variables become a problem and I always mess it up.
Robert Gutierrez
Inspired me to make shitty OC
John Cook
>>catbeast body >>vox legs >>advanced organs >>combat and medical nanobots
Does anyone know exactly what went into Tinky?
I saw the entire attachment of limbs, but what about organs? What did he get of those? I know his eyes were Tajaran eyes so he could see in the dark.
Jonathan Scott
>inACKusate >No ClonACKSadone
8/10 still funny
Ethan Miller
TINKY THE ETERNAL FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE GOT 4 ACHIEVEMENTS 4
Asher King
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Julian Cook
I wish I could have made some more non-combat trials to test out his other enhancements but I didn't really have the time after dealing with making all the supermen. I was considering flooding the arena with plasma or something but I really didn't want to have to set it right again and also didn't want to give all the supermen advanced lungs and whatnot
Oliver Hughes
That's shitty, but it's also good.
Benjamin Lee
man my heart was in my throat, my ping was 100+ spiking up to the thousands for the last cid fight and shuttle boarding.
Ethan Jackson
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Juan Perez
Tinky is our newest meme I went from being annoyed by the purge to being hype as fuck for that whole round
Julian Campbell
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Aaron Wilson
I really have to send out a thanks for you Elim. That took a lot of hard work for sure, and we all appreciate it a lot. Its admin work like that which helps give some of the most memorable rounds in this game to make it more than just a 2dspessmans autism simulator.
Tinky may have won the glory, but you and the other admins who helped (Foster) deserve just as much.
Benjamin Hill
STOP
Bentley Jenkins
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Nathaniel Cruz
seconded, I imagine it was hard to keep everyone happy who was in the round but you magnificent bastards seem to have done it. keep up the good fucking work.
Jayden Watson
Why is Anti-Toxin the only chemical to have such a unconventional name? We don't have "Anti-Brute (Bicardine)" or "Anti-Burn (Kelotane)"
Adam Sanchez
>be MP on colonial marine >round start shenanigans, some fuck decides hew ants to shoot at someone else >he explodes himself with a grenade >get him to medbay to get fixed and confiscate his shit and ID
>shortly after in the round some marines and the CE decide to lynch the Wey Yu liaison officer >can't get there in time and only find a bloody mess >no one wants to talk about who did what >give up and just confiscate the officer's shit so they don't get stolen
>nothing happens for a long ass time afterward >after about 1h/1h30mins the marines fucked up and had to retreat >aliens interact with the shuttle controls >get geared up with lethals >there's like 30 marines at the hangar waiting for the 23 aliens on the rasp >everything is fortified to hell >aliens arrive and get massacred >they never even had a chance >somehow some alien managed to get away and hide in the vents
>Wey Yu calls for PMCs to come over because they haven't heard from their liaison officer in a while >everyone panics because he got fucking murdered >we hide all the body pieces and bullshit our way into making the PMCs believe he got crushed by the pod >suddenly distress beacon goes off again >FUCKING RUSSIANS >russians arrives and start shooting the place up >somehow they just ignore me >get shot twice by a fucking PMC >russians are eliminated and the roaming xenos leaves the vents and get murdered >end the round in medbay suffering from my fractured head because there's no doctor
Military Police is pretty fun to play honestly
Aiden Anderson
>elim is back >does his best event yet
Nathaniel Martinez
Dylovene
Adrian Clark
because antitoxin is real and that's how it works
Mason Wright
Don't feed his ego, it was his average decent bus, nothing great.