Go to buy a new car

>go to buy a new car
>it's only available as a V8

>Doesnt want a V8

Why would you bump this?

Why would (you).

>that feeling when you forget to tip the mechanic at jiffy lube for a job well done

>go to buy a car
>it isn't an I6

>go to buy a new car
>it doesn't have ecoboost

>go to buy a new car
>only comes in manual

Eh. Could be worse.
>Getting a new civic in 2 yrs
>Ask sales manager of leith honda when they will get some manual civics.
>"You'll have to order one through me"
Well shit. I guess ill wait for used one by 2018-2020
>Fucking hybrids live longer than CVT.

>go to buy a new car
>it's only made before 1970

j200
>uz v8
>5.7 v8
>turbodiesel v8

beauty

>Go V8 a new to available
>as only a it's

What is this ? a V12 for ants ?

>go to buy a new car
>it only has cloth seats

>go to buy a new car
>it wasnt 18th at lemans

>jiffy lube
>job well done

>no v10 or v12 options
>what is this the USSR?

>go to buy a new car
>it's only available with cloth seats

>that feeling when you touch tips with the mechanic at jiffy lube for a job well done

>Go buy new car
>only available in manual

>Go buy new car
>Only available with ICE

>go to buy a new car
>doesn't come with a cvt

>use mr.clean eraser on buttons that were caked with dirt from previous owner
>discover pictographs on the buttons you didn't know existed

Yeah I know

they don't make mclarens like they used to

We need more people like you at my location.
I like tips.

Also, we take your spare change.
And sometimes we don't even change your oil, if you're being an asshole.

>go to buy a new car
>it only comes in auto

>go to buy a new car
>only available in white

>Go to buy motorcycle
>all they have are SxS and slingshots.
>

Most hybrids ARE CVTs.

Bump

>Go to buy a new car
>Doesn't look blobby enough

Bump