What is the worst automobile ever made?

What is the worst automobile ever made?

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Literally everything wrong with automobiles today can be blamed on California.

>Fucking nanny state commifornia passes law saying doors have to automatically lock themselves when the car starts moving because californians are retarded.
>Car manufacturers arent going to make a separate car for California so the car that is sold everywhere in the US gets auto locking car doors.
>rinse and repeat for always on headlights, windows that dont roll down all the way, etc.

yes user, auto-locking doors are what's wrong with modern cars.

Depends how you define "worst"

The Briggs & Stratton Flyer is literally a pair of seats nailed to a sheet of plywood with a single cylinder driving one wheel

Posted it before and I'll post it again

Reliant Robin

Attempting to save this this thread as they can be pretty funny.

Mk1 Cavalier

If you can remember the 80s or even the early 90s these cars were everywhere and now, 2016 they are nowhere to be found. Literally every one has fallen apart and no one gives enough of a fuck to preserve one.

>Ford
as expected.

1971 mach 1 is still okay though, right?

I can somewhat agree with this. I hate a lot of safety features on new vehicles, hence why I refuse to buy one.

Any vehicle is ruined for me if all windows don't roll down all the way, or any noisy safety features like seat belt alarm or the radio changing with speeds or something.
Example: gfs Nissan Rouge won't let you mess with the GPS if youre going over 5mph.

Plus I hate how everything is run by wire or made of plastic. I can't wait to daily a classic that only has power brakes and no other features.

'member this retarded piece of shit?

>Hey lets make a Cadillac that's like a Taurus

And don't even get me started on how retarded the Taurus was in the late 90s

Literally had to go down to the dealership with gfs car to get auto locking doors removed because dont want to die while ice fishing if ice breaks under car.

All of theses safety features that take away freedom and control from the driver are fucking retarded.

I have a soft spot for these because of Gran Turismo.

>let's build a sedan, but call it a "SAV"

for what purpose

when's the ecoboost version coming out?

>trying to use a door to exit a sinking car

Dumb. Get a window breaker and keep it on you at all times.

The idea is that the door is partially open already when you drive over the ice you stupid nigger.


Learn to ice fish

>ice fishing directly out of a car

I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were a massive pleb.

Did you know it was also basically the worst airplane ever made too?

Pfffffhahahahahahaha, wow. No, I can't believe it. How could such a thing not be the perfect flying machine?

Damn, guess it wouldn't be safe to go ice fishing in a Ferrari with the F1 trans, maybe that's why the 430, 575, and 599 manuals are fetching a huge premium

It literally killed it's designer, after a failure identical to one that occurred less than a month earlier. Surprisingly enough, I guess none of it had to do with the actual automobile.

Well, it came apart in midair.

No, it's a piece of shit. Give it to me.

I get that it looks like a cross-eyed frog and everybody freaked out about it not having a standard radio that could be easily replaced, but I still drive a 96LX and it's not bad. There is a lot worse, pic related.

Topkek.

so you are a automotive amish eh?

I prefer to torture myself and remain in a constant state of uncomfortableness just so I don't have to worry about useless shit breaking but yet it still keeps me off the road.

>risking a vehicle to catch some fish
Get inside with your gf, weld the doors shut, and go drive on ice you stupid nigger. You deserve to drown.

False. That car is indestructible

>What is the worst automobile ever made?
In terms of what? Design faults? Money flop?
The Pinto is bad in design, Edsel is bad in it being a huge fucking flop.

Personal subjective opinion.

do you live in savannah ga?

Do it. Get started on it.

there isnt anything wrong with modern cars

the worst car i have ever driven was a toyota aygo, pic related. my grandma owns one and i used it while my shitbox was in the shop.
first off, on the positive note, i have to admit that i did not use it quite as intended. i drove on the autobahn with it and it was winter too.

>absolutely dangerously unstable after 120 km/h (did like 150 with it, suicidal)
>ABS is ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHIT, this car made me hate ABS
>ABS engages all the fucking time, way too early
>fucking loud as shit inside
>engine sounds terrible in the inside
>EVERYTHING you touch feels extremely cheap and flimsy
>you do NOT feel good in that car.
when i get into my benz i feel like im at home. wooden panels, soft fabric, quality all around me. no sheetmetal on the inside etc.
in the toyota its like youre sitting in a shoppingcart. sheetmetal from the doors reaches inside, the seats are like these construction-blankets, the stick is long and just feels terrible with a shitload of free movement, the AC controls look like a milky aquarium (when i first got in i could not believe anyone would honestly build this) everytime you use the turn indicators it feels like youre ripping them off etc etc etc.

so yeah, dont get this car.

Polonez

>12 seconds

Which could be part of what makes it the worst. From the first time you close the door you wish it would self-destruct so you could have something with a more pleasurable driving experience, like a PT Cruiser, or a Caliber, or a Schwinn.

Wow cheap cars are cheap.

Du depp

damn nigga

the car is 10k you retard

10k new is super cheap.

It's an Opel.

its still the worst care i have ever driven, and i didnt say more than that desu senpai.

have you ever driven one? i never felt that unwell in a car before, and i drove quite a lot of cars

Come at me, bro

What is this abomination

What's wrong with auto locking doors? On mine, the handle will still open the door regardless, and I need not worry if I go driving through some Nigger infested area.

Right after you kill yourself.

pt cruiser no contest

That's a beautiful car.

1990s and early 2000s Pontiacs were some of the most hideous cars ever made.

No, not even fucking close.

Go look up "Trabant 601" Pic related

Calm down there Smolinski

Which is SICK.

200 bucks and an afternoon swap in a klr 650 engine with some reinforced mounts and a solid axle and FUCK.

Your move, GM

The MK3 Golf

Is it a VW thing for them to be riddled of gremlins? Or is it a Vw thing?

>inb4 vw hater
love the corrado and gti mk1 &2

I'm with you on the trabant. It has no redeeming qualities.

Any bmw desu senpai

Fiat Duna

What's so bad about it?

That car sucks. Its trying to be too much and fails at everything. So much money for a crappy boat

it din Duna thing. You won't understand

are you serious?

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3.1 isnt a shit engine as long as the dexcool didnt eat all the gasket which they did so no any n body with the 3.1 from that era is begging out loud for trouble

Blame lawsuits, nigga
>"I was literally driving 70 whilst using my car ICE and was thus distracted but it's not my fault because the car didn't stop me from doing it!"
>"He's right, give his lawyer a bajillion dollars and the plaintiff a $100 coupon for Best Buy or something. That should be sufficient resitution."
>"Score 1 for the American legal system! Now I can buy some high fidelity TV memecables I otherwise would have had to pay for with my own money!"
>"So, we got raped in court again because some stupid cunt acted like a stupid cunt, now we need to put all this nanny shit on our cars or we'll keep getting raped in court."

Isn't the catera horribly unreliable too?

op detected

It looks like a four door gto

>mfw i see a shitbox x5 3.0l sporting 305s on the back

so fucking tryhard desu

RENAULT TWINGO, FUCKING FRENCH SHITBOX, UGLY TOO

Those are sarcastic examples right?

It felt pretty great to drive the old mustang I picked up, even the radio autoset is controlled by springs and there's almost zero electronics on board. Only problem was that there's zero sound dampening in the car, so I can't even carry on a conversation over the sound of the engine.

S2000

Nope.

That sounds pretty amazing actually. But then again everyone I take in my car is boring to talk to.

>California

A nanny state with a bat-shit crazy nanny.

Ssangyong Stavic "7 Seater People Mover"

>windows that dont roll down all the way
This shit makes me rage to no end when I'm riding in a car full of people and in the backseat.

I just want to chill with my elbow on the sill, but no, 1/4 of the window still sticks up.

I should have known it was fucking Nader that was responsible for pedestrian safety bullshit.

If a car gets discontinued before a second gen model it's an indication that it was widely regarded as shit, 90% of the time.

>friend from work asks roommate and me if we can fix his wife's early 2000 Taurus' driver window
>say okay because we have a garage and work on cars anyway
>door card is a pain in the ass to take off
>get it off
>no room to do anything
>friend just says fuck it, punches the door after we put the door card back on
>window suddenly works just fine after being broken for 6 months

I learned to drive in one of those. It was better than the Mazda Protege I ultimately had.

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Shut the fuck up y'all

Little known fact: The 2.0 L OHV I4 engine for the Cavalier was literally unchanged over the 30 years.