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JunkTop
JunkTop

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How is it free?
They invest your unsettled funds after a trade. It's also pretty basic shit.
When is it coming to my country?
Never. They only have "plans" on an Australian beta.
It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
If it takes more than 3 days, try emailing their support. They are very good.
Is this the place to pump and dump and/or shill a worthless stock?
Yes
I hit sell when the stock was X.XX, but it actually sold at a lower price, am I being jewed?
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Where can I get better charting or bid/ask?
thinkorswim is bretty gud if you want to go open a second account with real broker.
Otherwise you should be using stockcharts.com, finviz, or Yahoo/Google finance for your graphing in addition to Robinhood.
How do I git gud?
Technical analysis
-http://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/candlestick.asp?layout=infini&v=5F&orig=1&adtest=5F
Can I use Robinhood on my PC?
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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

fuck all of you.

I hope you all lose your money

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

$UVXY ma nigga

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx
Im already ahead of you, senpai. Today is a red day.

whereismyname
whereismyname

/biz/thread/1591378#p1596268
The market has been a bloodbath because of the uncertainty in this election and people are scared.

Good time to buy bluechip dips if you ask me.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Fuzzy_Logic
I feel like im the fucking market killer. I purchase a low volatility blue chip stock that has a good earnings report, and it just fucking crashes. Dear god, im going to drive the entire economy into the next fucking depression.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Dreamworx
yeah, you should put everything you have on SPY maybe even take out a loan on everything you own.

Spamalot
Spamalot

when do I buy AYY-MD?

it seems to be wiping the floor right now.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Will $NSPR make another run today? Its following a similar pattern to its earlier two runs

Techpill
Techpill

@JunkTop
Perfect op pic since she's screwing 90% of the anon's here

TreeEater
TreeEater

Anyone watching amrs?
it's at 1.06, up 5 cents a share for me. Is it going up after the announcement tomorrow?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Inb4 twer

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Spamalot
Dont buy AYYMD.

Skullbone
Skullbone

not shorting the market

Made 20% today.

Evilember
Evilember

@Dreamworx
I am too, if anyone needs any stock to go down just let me know and Ill just buy it and it'll crash instantly.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

ITS A RED DAY, FEELING REAL BLUE, MY SOUL TURNS GREY, AS IM THE REAL FOOL

OOOOOOHHHH

ITS A REAL RED DAY

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@BlogWobbles
Help, im slipping into the twilight zone!

This place is a madhouse! Feels like being cloned!

My beacon's been moved under moon and star!

Where am I to go now that all of my stocks are red??

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

tfw there will never be another STEM

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@GoogleCat
Nice triples

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@GoogleCat
How long do I hold?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Fuzzy_Logic
until drumpf is elected

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@ZeroReborn
Yes my son, your stocks are red
Like your capital cow is bled
But dont let these numbers make you feel dumb
Because if you hold, the pain has just begun

whereismyname
whereismyname

So how many other red days will there be until the election is over

Lunatick
Lunatick

@whereismyname
Wall Street and Soros back Clinton

she goes down, stocks go down

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

SKLN making moves

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Spamalot
It's the election. There is a market wide low right now

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

LBTR GOING TO MOON TOMORROW

TODAY WAS ONLY THE ENGINES FIRING

I'M ALL IN

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Skullbone
user what do I short today

Skullbone
Skullbone

Today sucks bros

Evilember
Evilember

How can i short the dollar on robinhood

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TreeEater
it will

last chance to buy amrs before its announcement tomorrow

RavySnake
RavySnake

I came, I saw a wall of text and then before I left, I said Trump2016

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Skullbone
sony
pfizer
the 90's callec, they want their stocks back

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

UGAZ dying

it's time

to become the dip

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Skullbone
watches wolf of wall street.

Lunatick
Lunatick

all red
Do you think that it's partly because of Clinton losing now being a bigger possibility?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Lunatick
Gonna wait one more day and probably just sell everything off until the election is over.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lunatick
@Garbage Can Lid
dips for dayzzzzz bois
use it to your advantage

viagrandad
viagrandad

@viagrandad
life

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Soft_member
this this

prices will be back to normal in 7 months regardless of who wins.

massdebater
massdebater

@happy_sad
INST looks like it's on the ris

idontknow
idontknow

@massdebater
too high for a solid buy. for me at least

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Lunatick
tfw green today
Went all in on AMRS. Gonna be rich lads.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Lunatick

If Clinton wins (and statistically she probably will), the market is going to literally fucking skyrocket. They're skittish now because if Trump gets in who knows what he'll do

The great $JAZZ is trading at obscenely low levels for anyone that has enough money to buy a few shares. At $100 it's an actual steal.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Playboyize
I don't know about that, even Obama is dropping Clinton now.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Playboyize
and statistically she probably will

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Soft_member
These are all the stocks that look like they are at a dip right now
INST
GLT
PBI
PACD
TDW
Probably going all in on AYR

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PackManBrainlure

http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/?ex_cid=2016-senate-forecast

I mean I know it's fun to pretend to love a degenerate on a Cambodian twig collecting forum but in reality he's gonna lose

Snarelure
Snarelure

Trump will probobly have a massive effect on pretty much anything military for medium to long term investing and pretty much everything from energy and construction will be liquid gold for flash trading, just my 0.02 cents.

On the flipside, I think Clinton will cause the most unexpected volitility since her motives are not as out and the open thus less predictable to the small traders hitting up the non automated stocks most commonly ignored by large computer trading.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Carnalpleasure
all in on PACD at 3.17

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Sharpcharm
Poll results aggregated from HuffPost Pollster, RealClearPolitics, polling firms and news reports.
Good job on picking source that handpicks polls that have been oversampling registered dems, women and 18-24 crowd for the past year.

RavySnake
RavySnake

if jnug dips below 13.30 im going balls deep

WebTool
WebTool

I would also pay special attention to ford, they have received a disproportionate amount of Media attention, this could blow in any direction.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Snarelure
Clinton not boosting military
She's a warhawk. Wasn't Libya her idea? And she's already promised to start World War 3.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Valeant is going to the Cosmos, holy shit

TechHater
TechHater

@VisualMaster
what the actual fuck

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Sharpcharm
My news in my country just said he is ahead in the polls and they are fucking commie tier.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

What's tomorrows meme play?

FastChef
FastChef

@AwesomeTucker
@Emberburn
already at 3.20

JunkTop
JunkTop

I feel like getting into robinhood at this time was a bad idea. But maybe after the election, everything will calm down so I can make some pocket change.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
jnug/nugt

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Forget the news, look at voting numbers.

My favorite saying "Without Idiots to compete against I would not be making money"

Trump is currently off to a strong start, in a nutshell.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@CodeBuns
trump already won. people have already started moving money

whereismyname
whereismyname

What were your losses/gainz Veeky Forums?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@whereismyname

I've had better days

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@AwesomeTucker
GOOOOOOLLD

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

GSS first thing for earnings.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@whereismyname
Invest in stocks that are going up
Stocks immediately go down
Invest in stocks thats have been beaten down
Stocks immediately go down

Send help.

MPmaster
MPmaster

tfw bought NSPR at 3.42 watched it become 3.75 then panic sold at 3.01

farquit
farquit

@Booteefool
preach it senpai

viagrandad
viagrandad

Guise, I am thinking about investing all my savings 10k into stocks.

how fucked am I?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@viagrandad
Do your research or you'll be broke in a month

cum2soon
cum2soon

@viagrandad
It better be a bluechip.

askme
askme

@haveahappyday
@cum2soon
I wasnt gonna do memes, or else they will just be dreams.

I was thinking about playing AMD, NVDA, DUST, and NUGT.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
I'm not sure if I wanna pull out or not.

massdebater
massdebater

You are not fucked until You come back here next month telling us You panic sold instead of "Fewf, I really avoided that by using a stoploss script."

iluvmen
iluvmen

/biz/thread/1591378#p1596543

Feel free throwing the scum who enter out but if they never give out invites they keep everyone out. Even those who actually care about learning the market.

likme
likme

@massdebater
You come back here a month later after not panic selling ever.
The daily 5% beatings are compounding.
Bad news hits ever stock you own AFTER they have lost more then HALF of their value.
You load the bullet into the gun.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@askme
I wasn't gonna do memes
AMD, NVDA, DUST, and NUGT

Methnerd
Methnerd

@askme
NVDA is perfectly fine but who knows how long this will hold. Sell if it goes sideways.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@massdebater
Do you guys have a stoploss set for all of your stocks?
How do you pick and choose what you are going to ride heavy losses with?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I never hold through Earning Report but i'm hoping AMRS treats me right tomorrow.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@VisualMaster

I hope it crashes.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@askme

I hope you know the difference between DUST and NUGT user

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BinaryMan
Check the charts, cup and handle don't lie. Gonna break the fuck open tomorrow.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@JunkTop
they are inverses, I have been playing them using simulated trading.

Nojokur
Nojokur

IMGN

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

My best advice regarding using scripts to avoid losses and maximize gains is to just ghost several of the more popular places on the internet where You can get Your greedy hands on the scripts.

Its also very important to understand, You are not the only one who is using a Script the cherry on top of this cake is the fact that very rich entities can afford to place powerful computers very close to wallstreet, thus the trades those computers make will be a microsecond faster then everybody else, just fast enough to beat the slower internet connecting running the script somewhere in the suburbs.

Trading Forex/Stocks is hard work and I would not advise day trading or international trading markets for anybody who lacks a formal education, trust me, competing against millions of people like me who can make perfect snap decisions is not get rich quick sceme.

To me trading is all about statistics, win 6 lose 4

Booteefool
Booteefool

Don't forget to add a couple monthly dividend payers to your portfolio for income.

Heres a few over 10% dividend.
CEFL, MORL, DHY, WHLR, DHF, OAKS, ETJ, PSEC, ORC.

Please feel free to add to that list, looking for over 10% annual yield and monthly pay outs.

hairygrape
hairygrape

I fully believe Trump is getting elected. I have 2k to blow.

What's the hot MAGA meme?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Booteefool
Don't forget OXLC

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@whereismyname
99.9% losses

eGremlin
eGremlin

@hairygrape
trump buys gold, you should buy gold.

JunkTop
JunkTop

PTN

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@JunkTop
TFW only bought 20 dollars worth at .51
God damn it. Still feels good but still wish I had went harder on it instead of just putting in beer money

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@JunkTop

muh nigga

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Raving_Cute
went all in at .54 made up for all the loses and gain couple hundred if i sell at this price but i think it will go much higher since it went up to .80 not too long ago even without news.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Snarelure
@RumChicken
>>>/sanders4president/

Clinton has a 30 year career behind her lol anyone with a modicum of political awareness can gauge her motives pretty easily.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Need_TLC
Of course. Her motives are war, Wall Street, and power.

Bidwell
Bidwell

EA

iluvmen
iluvmen

Fuck, i knew about PTNs phase 3 but i was too afraid after experiencing multiple ph3 failures in the past month.

I hope its not too late tomorrow.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@iluvmen

Buy the first dip.

Stock is highly undersold, plenty of room up.

TreeEater
TreeEater

who /HoldingVolatilityOvernight/ here?

ROCKET FUEL MONEY

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TreeEater

Palvinanon,

where have you been?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Snarelure
sleeping through the market hours

unconsciously made ~3% today

Flameblow
Flameblow

@iluvmen
Can always buy $TGD, I'm expecting a pop for Q3 earnings on Thursday.
Going all in tomorrow

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Trump is going to win

TVIX is going to hit $30+ by next Wednesday.

You can correct the record but you cant correct your bank account

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Firespawn

Nice!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

sold off all my $3000 worth of $PTN in the last two days
today it finally moonz after weeks of plummeting

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

EAC
AMRS
Memes to dreams baby Might get into PTN if it's under a dollar at open tomorrow

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

memes are back on the menu boys

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@AwesomeTucker
Adpt

WebTool
WebTool

@SomethingNew
What happened? It dipped twice.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Why did I believe in GEVO?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@WebTool
Earnings were worse than even the most pessimistic analyst predicted.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Hey guys, I want to invest. NOW.

Just wondering if I can set up an investing thing right now from my house on my computer and buy some stocks. AMRS looks good. Any help on absolute simple shit on setting that shit on - ignore this please

takes2long
takes2long

@haveahappyday
what do you need help with?

massdebater
massdebater

@haveahappyday
Just wondering if I can set up an investing thing right now from my house on my computer and buy some stocks

Weird thread to ask in, Robinhood is a mobile app.

idontknow
idontknow

@haveahappyday
Usually it takes a few days to set up an account get it verified and transfer in money. Unless you already have an account with Robinhood, ETrade, Fidelility, whatever you arnt trading anything in the next few days.

likme
likme

@takes2long
Thanks for responding. I'm just wondering the website to use to do my investing and how the basics work.

Say I want to put 100 dollars into investing only.

What website do I use to do the trading? I just don't get the basics like limits, ask/bid, and like if I want to sell does that happen when I want it to or are there times when you can't sell something because other people are also trying to sell, or something?

Probably dumb questions. I might need more basic education on this before doing anything, I'd just kind of like to get into it now to be honest. I learn better from doing than reading and fiddling around. If I'm just pissing around with a small amount of money I think that would be by far the best way to learn the terminology and stuff. I just don't really know what site to use and just basic stuff like that and how it works.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@massdebater
lol, I had no idea. I thought it was just some Veeky Forums thing - I'll definitely look into that.

@idontknow
OK, I appreciate it. I need to do that then. Do you guys have preferred tools for analysis or just the app itself?

I actually gain a lot from just asking these kinds of stupid questions for some reason.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@idontknow
Usually it takes a few days to set up an account
Wonder why this is for some people, for me it was immediately and I bank with wells fargo

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Playboyize
FWIW, my Robinhood account was created immediately. It was after hours on a business day, my first bank transfer came through the following morning as the market opened.

I have Chase.

Though I have seen people complain about not getting through the verification

Emberburn
Emberburn

@likme
make a robinhood account (perfect broker for that little amount)
read http://www.investopedia.com/

Youll be moon landing before you know it

RavySnake
RavySnake

@likme
https://support.robinhood.com/hc/en-us/articles/208650426-Trading-on-Robinhood

You'll probably want to look for some youtube videos explaining how trading works in general. I haven't actually check, but I'm sure that there are a few narrated and animated videos to give you the "for dummies" version.

Also remember to read everything very carefully.

@Poker_Star
I mostly come to Veeky Forums and see what stock is being mentioned the most, then do research into its news and reference it's previous track record. As far as deciding which stocks to buy, it's mainly about trusting your gut.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@WebTool
@Sir_Gallonhead
You're god damn right with that one.

I'm down 53% please kill me.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@WebTool
@Sir_Gallonhead
Most of the Biz highrollers just jumped off the tallest buildings they could find because they all went BALLS TO THE WALL in it. kinda like @TurtleCat

collectively I think they lost like 100k. It's MSTX all over again.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Yolo'd on PACD and am holding overnight, anons. Tell me everything will be alright <3

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Looks like I'm waking up early tomorrow morning for the ADPT deceased feline recoil.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Nojokur
Actually it was only 80k.

Booteefool
Booteefool

good night fellas I hope I wake up with another gold spike

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
bullshit, it's close to 100k. Unless someone got out I'm looking at everyone bagholding into the ER when it plummeted to 13.5.

girlDog
girlDog

@Nojokur
@TurtleCat
Glad I dumped that meme when I was down $20.
Went all-in on AMRS today instead.

5mileys
5mileys

HLF

RumChicken
RumChicken

What are some businesses to watch while my account becomes verified? I have been reading the thread to try and find commonly used businesses to watch. Hella new and I just want to try and follow in footsteps until I get the hang of it.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Nojokur
nobody actually bought ADPT

JunkTop
JunkTop

@RumChicken
businesses to watch
we dont actually buy shares of businesses because that implied we know or care what the fuck we're buying

Illusionz
Illusionz

IM ALL IN

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@RumChicken
If you want blue chips you've come to the wrong place. This isn't for making money steadily, this is for gambling on 50% gains or losses, such as PTN today. Literally just look at upcoming earnings reports/trial results for drug companies and decided if you are ballsy enough to bet your money on a huge score or huge loss

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Illusionz
ok

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Illusionz
user I... I don't know how I feel about that.

takes2long
takes2long

AMRS is one the few stocks on /rgt/ that is actually worthy of being called an investment.
That being said ER's are utterly unpredictable. Ive seen good ER's show good profit and the stock shit the bed and i've seen stocks have garbage ER's and sky rocket. If tomorrow ends up being a dud for AMRS dont sell at a loss nuat hold for a few weeks the stock is going no where but up in the long term.

likme
likme

@Stark_Naked
I am not sure what a bluechip is. But I am not looking to steadily grow money. I am just looking to learn the ropes before playing with the big dogs.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@takes2long
If a stock is predicted to do well. It will rise preceding the actual earnings report. Effectively pricing the rumor of high earnings in before the news. If it performs horribly it will dump massively. If it does well it won't effect anything immediately. If the stock is expected to do horribly it will be priced in over the quarter before the ER. If the ER is shit as expected it probably won't drop much. If the ER is amazing it will rise by a huge amount because it beat everyone's predictions.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@likme
The way to learn the ropes is to read investopedia in its entirety. Make a robinhood account to trade micro amounts of money and make a TD Ameritrade think or swim brokerage account. You won't trade using td ameritrade but their charting and resources are unparalleled because it the best free resource for analysis you can get. Also learn to use finviz.com and install the yahoo finance app.

Techpill
Techpill

@likme
Then start paper trading to learn. Read up on a stock, guess the direction it will go in, and the "buy" the stock. Check how it goes over time. If you're god awful at it (you probably will be) you won't lose money this way.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@likme
Once you've done all that watch Martin Skrellis youtube video lessons on finance and and learn about how top investors like warren Buffet make their stock picks.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@likme
And just so you know devealoping a program to pick stocks for you is the most effective way to "win". So learning to program will work wonders

SniperWish
SniperWish

Who in CHK here?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperWish
It's not that low. Why are there shareholder alerts?

TechHater
TechHater

@BlogWobbles
Idk, because it's oversold?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@RavySnake
I bought in at 9.99
Feels good

Spamalot
Spamalot

amrs today lads hold through earnings

viagrandad
viagrandad

@PurpleCharger
That's not a cup and handle pattern dufus. There has to be a bullish trend preceeding the cup.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@viagrandad
Also the volume needs a massive spike. It's not high enough.

5mileys
5mileys

tfw another gold spike
who else holding jnug/nugt

takes2long
takes2long

Asia
BLOODY RED
Europe
BLOODY RED
Oil
BLOODY RED
US Futures
BLOODY RED

TVIX
GREEN LIGHT LAUNCH
FUCKING LIFTOFF

w8t4u
w8t4u

@PurpleCharger
This is what happens when you have a cup form from a bearish trend.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@takes2long
been saying tvix and gold the past few days and everyone still insists on doing penny stocks and bioshit

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Bidwell
weirdly enough volatility is the only thing i think is safe at the moment. just about everything else is a death trap

expecting an open around $20.50

Inmate
Inmate

@takes2long
Volume looking up.

idontknow
idontknow

@Inmate
volatility
volume
i actually really like this meme

likme
likme

@Skullbone
oh hey good choice on novadaq tech :)

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@idontknow
It has formed a bowl massive volume on something with a low value usually means a spike. Although when I said volume looking up I meant it looks like volume is rising. It needs more volume for a massive jump.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@lostmypassword
volatility is a math equation you FUCKING DORK

VIX is an index that runs the Black Scholes in reverse to get an idea of the volatility in options markets

VIX is then tracked by VXX which is designed to track VIX as an underlying asset

TVIX then tracks VXX and doubles the percentage jumps in VXX

when strike prices get completely FUCKED, volatility jumps

KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH JABRONI

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@hairygrape
Bro are we fighting right now? I said good pick.

Techpill
Techpill

Watch ATVI through ER.

It almost always mimics EA.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

BABA earnings in 10 minutes

girlDog
girlDog

i all ind on tvix, holding until and maybe after the 8th

kek wills it, check em

massdebater
massdebater

@girlDog
Nice try, here's how it's done

Inmate
Inmate

@massdebater
man shouldve all ind jnug, enjoy your gains bros

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Hope you guys listened to me about GEVO.

Rest of the week is going to be fun.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Ignoramus
gevo is a piece of fucking shit

down 50%

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Robinhood needs to get its fucking act together. After alcoa split I can't trade it and suddenly I'm missing $144 despite none of my positions moving negatively. Literally position I'm in is green. Especially alcoa. What the fuck.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
he doesn't know how to trade stocks

The bottom is where you're supposed to buy from to make maximum profits :^)

Or do you buy high and sell low

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

getting out of jnug again. might be early but im spooked

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Ignoramus
Good call

ER tomorrow

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Garbage Can Lid
don't dot man its gonna reach 15

King_Martha
King_Martha

I need a good daytrade. What should i buy at open?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Sir_Gallonhead
"Gevo, Inc. is expected* to report earnings on 11/14/2016"

girlDog
girlDog

What the fuck is wrong with Yamana Gold? All the other gold miners are up +0.10c pre-market and this one is doing shit.

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
Hahaha

Still the meme stock to invest in.

YUGE UPWARD TRENDS

happy_sad
happy_sad

@MPmaster
i dont doubt it. im bullish for gold but this is due for a pullback. nothing has changed from market close but jnug is up another 7%. I think its going to dip near 14 soon after open

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

AMRS announces earnings report after market close today
HTBX announces on Friday
GEVO on the 14th
AUPH big announcement the 17th

5mileys
5mileys

@happy_sad
well now that I think about, will probably sell jnug and buy the dip on nugt. No daytrades but I don't mind taking the risk

cum2soon
cum2soon

@King_Martha
Scty

w8t4u
w8t4u

OPTT i think is ready to run up again

idontknow
idontknow

@haveahappyday
no one mention of $TGD? earnings is tomorrow and an easy moon mission.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@idontknow
TGD tomorrow it is

hairygrape
hairygrape

I told you stupid goys about $PTN
There's still time to buy in, PT is $3

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@JunkTop
SCTY will moon today

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@hairygrape
tfw it's falling

Techpill
Techpill

How high do you guys think AMRS will get today?
I don't want to hold through earnings.

Evilember
Evilember

@Techpill
i don't want to hold through earnings

WebTool
WebTool

DPRX doing a thing

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I know you all hate me, but

ODP

StonedTime
StonedTime

@hairygrape
PTN, a drug for female sexual dysfunction
Never would I thought a more useless product could hit the market

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Poker_Star
What makes you say that?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

JNUG

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Evilember
Earnings plays are like roulette except that even if your color comes up, you still have a 50% chance to lose money.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

good morning familia

@ZeroReborn
so i have a 25% chance to gain money?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BinaryMan
Morning. Looking for some meme stocks?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

>>1597708
Geg what is this

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=pBMo5mr8JNk&feature=live-chat-promo

IT'S HAPPENING

BUY NTDOY

or not idk lol

@AwesomeTucker
all my money is already holed up in meme stocks

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BlogWobbles
FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

tfw you wake up to dis.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Stupidasole
Good feels huh?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Who /UWTI/ here

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@whereismyname
bonerific.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Illusionz
congrats bro. You're not a gambler cause you are in it for the long haul

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Lord_Tryzalot
120,000 now

@eGremlin
I'm sure they did, some may have gotten out before it completely shit the bed, but I suspect that most lost a good portion.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spazyfool
i'm at work thanks for the promotions

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

tfw XXII is on a slow decline
tfw i dont care about the stock but i care about the company

XXII dont die plz you can help all of us smokers

Lunatick
Lunatick

MGT moon mission boys. Watch it.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Is it too late to jump in on JNUG?

@Lunatick
lol go away

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

JNUG dropping like a stone

Get ready to buy in

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

GSS. Get in now or get left behind

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Harmless_Venom
Proof?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Garbage Can Lid
I think it's too late buby

girlDog
girlDog

DUST is making a run

viagrandad
viagrandad

@girlDog
just just a sell off, buy the dip on nugt

w8t4u
w8t4u

Wew kill me fampai

Guess I can buy more at the bottom and sell in a few months

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Good morning Office Depot. Fucking finally recovered from Yom Kippurwith a nice ER. Feels good lads

Techpill
Techpill

Who /earnings/ today? $blue earnings today for me

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Techpill
i'm playing AMRS and TVIA
i've been bagholding both for a while
kill me it hurts to live

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methnerd
stop trading meme garbage

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Techpill

$FIT

Snarelure
Snarelure

@PackManBrainlure
don't tell me how to live my life

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

JNUG at 14.40

Did I do ok

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Snarelure
t. fuccboi

Evilember
Evilember

@Burnblaze
nope

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Burnblaze
you you did good

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Burnblaze
yes. Now shutup and drive drive driveee

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

SAEX
Will fly after earnings are released

SniperWish
SniperWish

Got into TVIX. Let's see how it goes

WebTool
WebTool

@Flameblow
pianomanposting
i am ok with this

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

who still holding AMD?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BlogWobbles
150 shares user

Don't worry, it'll go up after the market stops sliding.

StonedTime
StonedTime

I think i'm done trading until the election.

Holding $NVDA $NUGT $AMRS $TGD

managed to climb mostly out of that NVCN hole

DeathDog
DeathDog

jnug looks like it wants to dip again. hopefully i can grab some more soon

JunkTop
JunkTop

Niggas, get in PTN.

It had its dip today at $0.5 and is climbing.

After we break 0.6 really great things can happen.

Get in nao!!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BlogWobbles
bought 2k shares at $6.84

gonna be mooning so hard desu.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

thinking early yesterday I should short GME before its earnings report

forgot

just remembered now too late

fug DDDDD:

Nojokur
Nojokur

@JunkTop
Now at 0.62 and climbing.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

anyone holding SKLN? got in before RS and already making profits.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

20 times regular volume on $PTN before noon
you goys are still memeing the same memes from months ago

Stay poorfag my friends

Booteefool
Booteefool

looks like gold etf's are gonna be bea stalemate today

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@BlogWobbles
@RumChicken
Just got me some AAAAAMMMDDDDDD!!!!!!

MOON MISSION MUH FUCKASSSSSS

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nude_Bikergirl

You aren't my friend

Spamalot
Spamalot

how do i short friendship

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Spamalot
how do I long my dick

farquit
farquit

SKLN

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spamalot
BANG THEIR GIRLFRIEND

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Sharpcharm
They have beat every single time so far but have only gone up once (last time) post earnings. Seems like the phone call will be telling.

5mileys
5mileys

This place is dead.

What the hell happened?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@5mileys
MARKET HALTED

takes2long
takes2long

@5mileys

Um, the market is a bloodbath and most people pulled their money out and are waiting for the fucking election to be done with

A smart move would have been to short the S&P which coincidentally Soros started doing months ago

w8t4u
w8t4u

@5mileys

They couldn't handle the banter.

massdebater
massdebater

noon is dangerous for jnug

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@takes2long
(((coincidentally)))

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@lostmypassword
/pol/

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@5mileys
because i've been bagholding and losing money so i have no cash for daily moon missions

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
He doesn't know Soros controls the Democratic party
It's not like he keeps it secret.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

ENPH

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Techpill
he puts the jew parenthesis around the guy who literally helped Nazis capture hiding jews in Hungary

Flameblow
Flameblow

@massdebater
lel no once the meeting is finished, going to the moon

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@5mileys
so many dumbfucks are bagholding and let it go to far to cut their losses

SniperWish
SniperWish

@w8t4u
Unironically this

WebTool
WebTool

@Emberfire
I don't think he captured Jews, just confiscated their property.
And he is a Jew himself.
He is actually /pol/'s Jewish conspiracy boogeyman except that he exists; he caused the collapse of the Ukrainian government and the current European migrant crisis, and he controls the Democratic party and most major news stations. He has publicly stated that his goal is a single world government.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Flameblow
european markets close at 1230. yellen isn't until 2

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@WebTool
I actually learned so much from soros about reflexive equilibriums

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

So is now a good time to buy into amrs?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BinaryMan

no. It's high.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Trying to figure out where the November strike price is for most of the issues S&P options

I think it's somewhere around 2,160
So any movement towards that level means volatility decreases according to the Black Scholes model and any price movement moving away from that level results in higher volatility or a jump in VIX

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@TalkBomber
Yup. I fucked myself. MGT along with BANC got me good. Tesla, amd, mstx, and nvcn got me a little.

Holding 400 AMRS at .92 with a 300 share limit buy in place for 1.00 if it hits. Praying for an insane ER.

Last ER they had so much business they couldn't keep up. I think they had 42 million in debt but were opening a new facility for demand and sold off some asset to pay debt. Had an awesome outlook. CC might still be on their website.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stupidasole

Historically, AMRS doesn't move on earnings.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Guys let's go back to May/June in our minds and dream of $HMNY, $SPU, $KONE, $SAEX going from like 8 to 72 in two days, $LEDS, $STEM etc

Holy shit good times

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

FOMC meeting 2PM EST https://www.youtube.com/user/FedReserveBoard

FOMC meeting 2PM EST https://www.youtube.com/user/FedReserveBoard

FOMC meeting 2PM EST https://www.youtube.com/user/FedReserveBoard

FOMC meeting 2PM EST https://www.youtube.com/user/FedReserveBoard

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Illusionz

tfw there hasn't been a true moon mission since August.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Illusionz
ah yes the noko days, can't remember the ticker But I do remember robinhood being down and no one could sell while watching it fall

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Need_TLC
that was VHC

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Stupidasole
oh man, I lost like 700 on MGT, but looking at you. man I think its time you learn stop losses.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Its a great time to buy MSTX!

5 years ago it costed 2000x as much.

1 year ago it costed 1000x as much

3 months ago it costed 10x as much.

1 week ago it costed 33% more then it does today.

It can only go up from here, right guys??

....Right?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Sir_Gallonhead
Somebody post the video of the dancing millenials working at Mast

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

DCTH

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@kizzmybutt
reminder that pimple's trip was compromised

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@kizzmybutt

MGT

Look at me! I used it too!

Methshot
Methshot

@Poker_Star
I'll send a postcard from space, but remind the aliens that Veeky Forums is a special kind of stupid.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Deadlyinx
nice try kiddo

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Ty based TVIX shilling user. I learned something today.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methnerd
i fucked it up

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@kizzmybutt
filename isn't in the archives
Nice try.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@kizzmybutt

fuck off faggot

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Carnalpleasure
nevermind I just forget what the trip was

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Harmless_Venom
If I had a stop loss in place I woulda sold at .83 when it resumed trading tho

@Nojokur
Reeeee

29 minutes until fed shit hits the fan. Will yellen actually announce anything or leave everything in chaos until after the election?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Firespawn
Seems unlikely rates will hike

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Firespawn
29 minutes until fed shit hits the fan
LIVESTREAM NOT ON YOUTUBE YET, WHERE IS IT?!?!

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperWish

TVIX

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperWish
Im watching on cnbc.

Try bloomberg tv online, it's free. don't wait for last second, there might be a minute commercial b4 being able to watch the stream

StonedTime
StonedTime

XNY will go stratospheric when Trump wins the election

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

So how are you preparing for Donald Trumps election anons, I've got all my stocks in Gold so if he wins its going to moon.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@RumChicken
Try bloomberg tv online,
yea thats where i am right now

eGremlin
eGremlin

@VisualMaster
Gonna buy gold miners and TVIX.

FastChef
FastChef

I'm an immigrant to the US, what can I use to prove my ID to Robinhood?
Would a social security card work or does it have to be a driver's license?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@eGremlin
Do you think there will be a dead cat bounce, should I sell my gold when its high, and buy some SPY, then buy muh gold back when it goes down?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

6 MINUTES!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga3maNZ0x0w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga3maNZ0x0w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga3maNZ0x0w

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@VisualMaster
There was a really good thread on pol last night but I was drunk. Any industry being choked by over regulation, bios, american steel, and companies that obama blocked mergers with like office depot are good bets. Will take time tho.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Stupidasole
Kek, I was in that thread

Illusionz
Illusionz

@New_Cliche

Dead cat bounce
Leveraged ETFs

Top lel

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Illusionz
pls no bully

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

that jnug dip

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

NO CHANGE IN RATES!! NO CHANGE IN RATES!! NO CHANGE IN RATES!! NO CHANGE IN RATES!! NO CHANGE IN RATES!! NO CHANGE IN RATES!! NO CHANGE IN RATES!! NO CHANGE IN RATES!! NO CHANGE IN RATES!! NO CHANGE IN RATES!! NO CHANGE IN RATES!! NO CHANGE IN RATES!! NO CHANGE IN RATES!!

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Nude_Bikergirl
aww yeuh buddy

AVG COST $14.15

Soft_member
Soft_member

all out of jnug. ill wait for price to stabilize

takes2long
takes2long

@StonedTime
Looks illiquid. How do you plan to take you profits?

massdebater
massdebater

jnug going back to 12. watch out

iluvmen
iluvmen

@takes2long
Grab em by the pussy

idontknow
idontknow

@massdebater
Even with XAUUSD near 1305?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@idontknow
sure why not

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Illusionz
ETF
But that's wrong

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@kizzmybutt
Because the value of miners' inventories just jumped 1%

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Fuckin feds ruin everything

Now SPX is going back toward it's strike price

Techpill
Techpill

Is AMRS going to reach 1.10 today?

Methshot
Methshot

@Gigastrength
maybe the underlying cares about such things but people have been riding jnug for a couple of days. its was at 12 only 2 days ago before the hype kicked in and everyone forgot that miners were sinking

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Stupidasole
@Nojokur
I got you fampai

/pol/thread/95568018#p95568018

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Stupidasole
Oy vey

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Techpill
Maybe tomorrow depends on ER im in 3k @ .92

Emberfire
Emberfire

Can we all just pump and dump AMDA
And yes this was my real captcha at the time of this post

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberfire
We don't have capital for pnds and it's not worth trying

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@TreeEater
Thanks

FastChef
FastChef

Somebody go be a mad man and short XIV with leverage

You'll make so much money this week

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Fuck, I just rebought AMD yesterday. What is happening to that stock?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
Market has heart burn from election and a shit ton of other factors

Im just waiting for the cardiac arrest of the S&P, she keeps showing signs of life though

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TreeEater
How'd you find that and how do I link threads from other boards here? Do I just copy the post # like replying back to you?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@New_Cliche
Don't be so new
Three meme arrows, followed by the board letter in slashes, followed by the thread number

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@New_Cliche
@Illusionz
actually Veeky Forums makes it hella easy for you to be even lazier than ever

you can just past the entire url and it will automatically shorten it to that link style you described

/pol/thread/95568018#p95568018

^ i just pasted "h ttp://boards.Veeky Forums.org/pol/thread/95568018"

Lunatick
Lunatick

Eat a dick federal reserve

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Buy the dip $TGD
obvious price manipulation so someone can buy in cheap before earnings tomorrows

King_Martha
King_Martha

When you just lost all your gains

viagrandad
viagrandad

@King_Martha
Gold will be back tomorrow, fret not.

massdebater
massdebater

@King_Martha
when you sell nugt and buy dust for the reversal :)
shit is just too easy

likme
likme

@massdebater
I assume it shit itself due to the Fed not raising rates?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@likme
it shit itself because people are stupid and didn't realize that they priced in her answer by open

Methshot
Methshot

@massdebater
SOME of us dont have the OPTION YOU GODDAMN BITCH

Methnerd
Methnerd

jdst moving 15% was the play for the fed decision. fuuuuuuuuuck

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methshot
that's what daytrades are for senpai, use em for exits in case things go south

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

YAMEROOOOOOOO

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Methshot
This is why I almost never make miner plays.
I don't have any day trades so I'd just end up like you, losing money on good news.

I did fall for the VIX meme but at least that's sure to be profitable over the next week.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Methshot
less than $10,000 principle

This is just a bump in the night, user. Go back to sleep.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

holy fuck gold imploded. jnug going to 9

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TurtleCat
Nah it'll stabilize

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SniperWish
Its been frustrating

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

new thread i guess?

/biz/thread/1598171#p1598171
/biz/thread/1598171#p1598171

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
Buy high and sell higher.

askme
askme

@farquit
Rocommended it dead center at the tip. How it it possible someone makes a call as bad as this?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Flameblow
Yes we do.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I am new to investing
I only put 100$ into my account, I bought 95 shares of AMRS at 1.04

So the game is Im supposed to cash out tomorrow in case it jumps and make like 15-20$ on it?

Or would it be wise to hold off and wait for it to mature?

Im guessing this is where being knowledgable in investing is where you are made or broken?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Nojokur
you can sell half and let the other half run up with a stop loss set up.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Nojokur
better to make good habits now rather than win it big with only 100 dollars put in. you've made a sizable return already.

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