Downloads: >Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories f.wtcg.pl/ >Experimental first-person perspective mod for TW3 www.skacik.pl/test.zip
>fags who won't forfeit even though they are still in the single digits and you are about to break 100 >mfw
I fucking hate these dunces.
Henry Richardson
and then, suddenly kambi out of fucking nowhere
Evan Lee
Ciri was sitting cross-legged on the ground, paying great attention to cards at hand. Geralt tried to teach her some Gwent one lazy afternoon and unfortunately, she didn't seem to understand card games at all. He threw a spy with a backward motion, his superior tactics granting him two additional siege cards. Ciri pouted and threw her deck in the air, then kicked at the match cards and walked off.
Geralt wasn't going to let that one slide. She makes fun of my horse, fine. She insults my beard, fine by me. She drinks all my apple juice? Okay! But disrespecting Gwent? Fuck no.
– Come over here – he barked at her. – I won't. Your game of chance bores me. – It's a game of skill, cunt. Come over here.
Ciri approached him exasperated, a her face a mask of shock.
– Did you just call me a cunt? – I did. You're shit at cards. You insult my superior tactics, call me a lucker. Well guess what, Ciri. You're no longer a kid. I will no longer restrain myself.
Geralt grabbed her by the neck and bent her down, quickly unsheathed his silver sword began smacking ass with the flat of the blade. She shouted in pain for a while, then began moaning. Oh no, thought Geralt. Not again.
– M-more – she begged, some strange obsession in her eyes. Her hands already began unbuttoning her shirt.
The witcher sighed and took off his pants and breeches. Ciri instantly got to his giant mutated cock and began sucking furiously, pulling painfully at his majestic albino bush. Geralt patted her head in a preoccupied manner and thought of Yennefer sucking Triss' tits to make himself hard. His cock instantly hardened, seemingly because of Ciri's tongue covering it with tons of slobber.
She's my daughter, he thought. I have to make her happy, otherwise what kind of a father am I? He thought about Yen playing nude Gwent with Triss, making himself jizz violently. Ciri slurped at his fluorescent semen and let out a muffled gasp of comfort.
It's my duty. My destiny. My daughter.
Jacob James
Be honest. How many times have you seen Kambi?
I haven't seen it once and I'm 52.
Andrew Ward
Once, in concert with a Hjalmer combo, that amazing +3 swing it is
Easton Perez
i'm come. do you have the collection of these stories?
Joseph Hall
fuck yeah, i've been wanting shani for a while now. my F2P NR deck is really looking good
Jason Gray
>Geralt >no ability k
Julian Adams
>mfw medic chained three times in one fucking game
I can't wait for this shit to be gone in the next patch.
Carter Perez
hahaha man, this is fantastic. enjoyed reading
Joseph Phillips
Post first screenshots.
Lincoln Reyes
where does the name Geralt: Swordmaster come from? an alpha/kill the servers name? I see people using it all the time
Adam Wood
kek I remember taking this.
Carson Diaz
Is it just me or are hybrid builds garbage in this game compared to Witcher 2?
In Witcher 2 you could fully max out two trees by the end of the game, in this one you need to sacrifice some essential skills to do a hybrid build since you only get 12 slots.
Haven't done the DLC yet, heard they added some skill slots or something? Are hybrid builds decent now?
Julian Davis
I did a sort of hybrid. I maxed out light and strong basic attack damage, the dumped most of the rest of my point in magic but also a heavy alchemy investment to be able to survive three decoctions, was pretty fun
Ethan Campbell
Might have to try that, I'm obsessed with having rend and whirl though, might have to just bite the bullet. Didn't the lack of crit damage hurt you or did you use potions for that?
Austin Morgan
Finish the game, start a NG+, get to endgame, that's when the game actually starts.
Jason Bell
been a while since I played so I can't recall but I spammed potions whenever possible and I know I didn't have whirl or any fancy sword techniques
Benjamin Gray
not really if you've already done everything
Sebastian Flores
Geralt and Triss OTP
Lincoln Torres
feels good to have a little sister like Triss. :3
Grayson Perry
Your sister Triss is my waifu. She is the best. Please tell her that I love her :3
Jack Bell
must not let it get to her head too much!
Jace Stewart
i want to live on ciri's vaginal juice water for a week
Angel Jenkins
Is Radovid crazy?
William Gray
Triss is humble, she can't be corrupted by our love :3
Blake Lee
I came into this thread because I just got a Gwent Beta invite and I wanted some deckbuilding advise.
Instead I have found only terminal autism. I feel sorry for those who regular this thread.
Robert Miller
ESTUS.flv
Ayden Phillips
I want to be Triss' toilet slave
Ryan Torres
Dude, get out while you still can.
Luis Martin
Trissfags are diseased.
Asher Morris
It can get so much worse, this general is only autism of the high-functioning variety.
Luke Hill
Trissfriends are true love champions :3
Jeremiah Sullivan
there isn't enough gwentposting to keep the thread alive, like it or not we depend on waifu autists to bump, feels bad compared to my native /r6g/
David Collins
What a shame.
Blake Fisher
I take it he was agreeable?
Camden Garcia
Oh my god! J.C.! A bomb!
Lincoln Morris
When Lambert, Eskel and Geralt play 'I have never...' in TW3 please tell me that the decisions in TW2 carry over!!!
Landon Collins
no. but you can just admit you've taken fisstech and fucked a SUCCubus. then go to /x/ and ask them how to do it.
Thomas Davis
What deck do you want to build?
A good starting site to look at is this one: gwentdb.com/
Brayden Torres
Electronic old men s' cooool
Julian Wilson
...
Angel Flores
>took out some deserters using axii execute axii execute etc >can never reproduce an axii execute after that
Am I doing something wrong, what on earth
Ethan Hall
...
Jace Mitchell
>the unnatural red of triss's hair
I want gingers
Camden Campbell
I'm pretty shit at card games because I enjoy playing whatever character is the coolest, so to speak.
Right now I use Radovid, but I suppose a monster deck would be pretty cool. Ultimately though I'd like to have one deck for every kingdom.
Luke Wilson
i wonder whether her carpet matches the drapes
Lucas Butler
I've heard Shani is going to be Silver next patch. Won't resurrect medics and you won't be able to resurrect her.
Brett bad, desu. She was good for those cards that need a golden trigger, like Siege towers, Ves, Margarita, the ballistas, etc.
Now? Meeeeeeeeh. They really want us to use Philippa again, don't they?
Parker Bailey
...
Blake Rivera
it has to!
Elijah Flores
...
Jayden Davis
dubs gets my spare gwent key, I signed up with 3 emails and got in on all 3
No idea if everyone that signed up got one, or I just got super lucky
Either way, I have one left, put an email in your post (throwaway one or w/e)
Connor Robinson
I said it yesterday and I'll say it today, I think I get like an epic a day.
And I only open 2-3 kegs a day.
I fear there will come a time when I won't get shit in the kegs. It's only fair...
Christopher Brown
>you will never diddly the var attre girl, perhaps even her sister in a wild threesome
Jaxon Howard
>this is my first witcher game >decided on deathmarch >I can only ever find steel weapons, never silver >Fighting level 9s and 10s at level 4 in shit gear
At least dark souls taught me to iframe
Caleb Lee
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Connor Fisher
>defending some scavengers from a million ghouls >bandits show up
Fuck this quest
Dylan Martinez
I don't remember bandits showing in that quest. You probably got unlucky or something
Isaiah Lewis
Decided to play through this game again, am I better off doing a NG+ or just starting afresh?
Only advantage I can see is having loads of money and keeping my skill points while building my character further. Anyone tried?
Bentley Watson
Deathmarch is a straight up bitch
Zachary Butler
I seem to remember that there's some bandits nearby that you should kill before you start the quest.
Adam Sanders
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Joseph Powell
I am currently trying to make Kambi work, and I am llevel 87 - so it takes time to assemble enough good cards to make it even slightly usable.
Zachary Johnson
Oh fuck off, medic chains were the lifeblood of a powerful skellige deck.
Jason Powell
add smart human ai mod and upscaling and even eredin fight starts to become something of a challenge. not to say that fighting those flaming rose knights while in light armour yourself was a fucking pain in the ass.
Asher Perry
That moment when you give away your daughter to some elf-prick.
Joshua Cruz
gwent patchnote when
Carson Mitchell
Check Reddit
Colton Walker
H-he choking her?
> tfw no daddy witcher to choke u
Caleb Howard
I've played 1 and 2 and I think this is one of the best series of videogames but dude, it's so easy to make witcher fans mad. I have a friend that gets super pissed whenever I tell him that DaS is better or something like that.
Aaron Rogers
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Ayden Anderson
He's giving her a necklace silly :3
Michael Phillips
> tfw no hunky daddy to make you gifts
THERE IS NO END TO THIS PAIN
Jackson King
It's clearly an accessory to her vibrating plug.
Asher Scott
Kayran - Devour 3 non-Gold units of your choice and absorb their Strength
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They really need to learn proper language. DEVOUR what the fuck means? My cards, enemy cards, or any card? I hope that "devour" works only on my cards... Beacuse if this crap can destroy 3 enemy creatures and also grow 20+ strenght on a gold border, jesus, what is this game already become? MTG?
Andrew Davis
>20+ strenght on a gold border
What? D. bomb and D. shackles will get rid of it.
John Perez
Are you completely unable to use contextual information? Of course it's only your own units, that's how the other monsters work as well.
Michael Peterson
>implying i would ever.
William Sanders
Seriously though, if you have read the books and are a lore nerd then the scene of Geralt giving her a necklace at Avallac'h's lab was eerie and creepy as fuck.
Luke Hall
Why tho
Jonathan Taylor
so whats the best neutral card atm for 800 scraps ?
Juan Barnes
I know you don't care about politics, but think of your WAIFUS!
Charles Taylor
I want to make her hips bigger for child bearing
Christian Wright
but I actually enjoyed his politics a lot
Levi Davis
I just think it's funny how Dijkstra's plan to talk Geralt into assassination plot relies on playing the waifu card. Dijkstra knows Geralt holds his waifus dearly.
Colton Peterson
Nice bait though im still waiting for my beta :(
Alexander Butler
Check out these repeating digits.
Ethan Campbell
nothing like overseas plundering and springtime
Angel Turner
Decoy
By far. I know, man. But don't forget that in one of the endings Ciri goes with Emhyr by her own volition. That's crazy, man, crazy... I expected something similar at the end of the quest.
He waits til everyone leaves the Parssiflora, then takes you to a table and starts explaining you how fucked up would be if they temerians give the north to Emhyr. Instead you have his stupid scene in the theater and he asks you leave while he murders your pals. >springtime You mean spray tan?
Noah Mitchell
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Leo Nguyen
I'm having issues of waiting too long to use epidemic with a big units deck and it becoming a dead card, I don't want to pull the trigger too early but then his vulnerable 3 is blocked by some 1 weanies or a 3 priestess is saving something else and it annoys me
William Edwards
Guys, how big is Witcher 3 with all expansions+DLC?
Eli Hill
Do you have sauce? This is really good.
Aaron Sanchez
It's a huge game with massive amount of content, depending on your play style you can expect anywhere from 60-200+ hours