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FIRST FOR A-GOD

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I've never seen a team this tilted before. Why is IG so shit? Why is Burning still trying?

t. 12 year old just discovered Veeky Forums

The WANG Theatre?
The WANK Theatre?
Or the Wang Theatre?

These threads are moving so fast nobody notices I main bristle

>manta octarine alch

jesus christ can this shit fucking meme die already. how fucking retaded can these """""""""pros"""""""" be

that's some shitty hairline

Why is ourtour so cute?

Describe to me the current meta of Dota 2.

Thinking that this man cares about a minor "Major" win when hes already thinking about TI7.

what's your opinion on the item "Silver Edge"?

That's probably the best build he's got rn

>badnaga build against SD
Yeah, is ogre.

Does EG stand a chance against Wings?

Will Americans cry honeypot right after they get dumpstered?

and the absolute shitter did it against fucking SHADOW DEMON LEL

>248 memes early

deathball

> 23 minutes blink dagger no force staff on bat
So this... is the power...
...of drum first bat

he has no say about if he will play or not
fucking BENCHED

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

Literally clan_iraq approved

goodbye, IG.v

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I NEED to BREED Auroth.

"that man" is a janitor in the AmazonTwitch megacorp building now, not sure why you keep posting him

>octarine on Alchemist in 6.88

WHEN IS MY HUSBANDO SUMAIL GONNA PLAY

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He just buys a BKB because it takes off BREAK.

anyone have a link to the leaked patch notes?

That's a fat pupper

>LITERALLY a free Omniknight ulti and BKB for the entire enemy team

What was Icefrog even thinking?

>vp struggling vs the weakest chink team

why are cis teams so bad at non-honeypots?

I hope VP lose just so we can get a game 3

why is she the best competitive dota 2 waifu?

extremely versatile

Not just the weakest chink team but the weakest chink team missing their 4 support and captain from the team.

>its a free kill on one enemy!
>its bunches them up for a second spell!

Literally vacuum is better in every way. garbo hero

how does someone like this literally not just create world peace by fucking everyone?

break isn't purged by magic immunity.

I have it at 65:35 favoring wings. I'd probably favor EG more if they didn't lose to CoL twice.

>BLOW ALL ULTS FOR A WEAVER
?????

It's pretty funny that she's only viable because of ONE item.

>burdening
>the gook who can only farm
>relevant
dotards?

>tobi says fight me
>twitch chat spam PuppeyFace
My sides

she's working on it

pastebin.com/uPphgXH6

>Get 600 gold unstoppable streak because QUAD CORE comeback gold

>waste all your shit on a fucking pos 4 weaver
>think youre allowed to push hg now

??

viper was like that too for a long while

>the only way chicks can win is exploiting Shitchemist

nice game, lolbabs

Boch wang

does are Grant have a good penis or a bad penis?

>get utterly destroyed in the next fight
>your gold pinata dies

>using twitch
>having twitch chat open
that's 2 strikes kiddo, one more and you're out

they would have been ok if this luna wasnt fucking shit at using his ult

it's grand

boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/161549196/#161556067

>having dota installed

thats a red card

bad penis

why did some photoshop his ears

Twitch is literally Veeky Forums in chat format.

This is actually fucking retarded if true.

This alchemist not using his blademail.

fucking stupid

>not using streamlink with potplayer/mpv/vlc
you confirmed shit.

>implying anybody has it installed

HOW IS VP GOING TO TEMPO CONTROL THEIR WIN CONDITION?

They say hes got a tongue tho

spoiler that shit what the fuck
literally worse than kelly

why does he only listen to coon tunes

blog.dota2.com/2016/12/A-look-into-6.89-and-the-future-of-Dota/

WHEN DID THEY RELEASE THESE?

you sure about that?

>Noone

CHOKE
H
O
K
E

paparazi is such a choker

Monkey King Arcana leaked?

Anne over Kelly desu...

>blow Global, Nighttime, and Lasso for an SD
>still want to push
>feed Alch

PURPLE RIGHT NOW

chances that EG can beat VP?

SPOILER THAT SHIT

>worse than kelly
uh, no.

can I close my client after I make the predictions in the dota tv thing?

they're on the same level 2bh

Yes.

yeah as soon as you select your choice in the drop down it's "set" and is safe to exit game/client

why the fuck is sadejene so sexual bros? i got this primal urges of impregnating her just by looking at her pictures

they actually could after watching vp this series

obviously that's if they get through wings

Imagine if Alch didn't build meme items

pasha's choking too

30 mins until best team plays

dotabuff.com/matches/2829359016

IGV WON

dotabuff.com/matches/2829359016

IGV WON

dotabuff.com/matches/2829359016

IGV WON

OH LORD.

>CIS

DOTA 2

>chinese crowd
LMAO NA EVENTS

lmao

oh not this fucking shit again kill yourself