/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Old Moldy Bread I'm retarded for making a thread in a different board edition

Purge is only for PC pals, all other game systems not apply.
Make sure your profile is public, gtag is your active crew and you have "don't kick me 2016" in your bio or you're kicked.

Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread. Make sure your profile visibility is set to public.
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
Other crews: pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No homosexuals allowed
steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Older threads
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.36
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/228742727

>Latest added content
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60065/CEO-Bonuses-this-Weekend-Double-GTA-and-RP-Modes-50-Off-Executive-Offi

fucking start the purge already

okay

3nd for Comet Retro hype

WIR FAHREN FAHREN AUF DER AUTOBAHN

What's the password?

when are we going to stop this shitty bread meme
when are we going to kick null

>Grinding crates on my own
>Get a random crew invite
I feel like I am getting memed on here.

kek'd

Never and if you dont like it you can fucking leave you stupid faggot
t. blaterwanco

Not habbening anytime soon because "muh hype" also some people don't know how to do things.

Never.
I'll kick your face in with my combat boots.

you're not blater

you wish

what are some underated cars? I'm sick of driving the same cars and I have $20m to spend

you've been talking about a purge for a month, do it already

How much does the does a fully modded T20 cost? 2.2 mil for the car and how much for the mods in total?

I'd guess around 300k-400k

This question can be answered if you read the op thoroughly. Including the links up there.

It's been a few threads since the last Best Girl™ post so

Best Girl™

Cliffhanger is best girl

you want some lasagne /gtag/ ?

Beginning Never Ever posting

Shotaro doesn't count

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What the fuck is happening in my garage?

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start the purge

>Collecting packages for my business
>Suddenly this happens
>It got stuck in the fucking garage somehow

how is there not a single classic bmw ingame only modern faux-beamers

driving around town in gtav is weird because nobody's driving ratty shitboxes but in real life everyone is
even gtaiv got this more correct

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Did the keypad on the right side work?

No, it's non-functional. That's not a buyable house.

>Kashif - Lover Come Turn Me On intensifies

I only want the jetpack in singleplayer, as a reward for the whole Chiliad thing.

i know we got the kitted up rally version but c'mon
c'mon

Yeah it is, that's the garage for 2045 North Conker Avenue.

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I feel like I'm the only person on the planet who even knows what this is.

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Dude, I literally mashed E around the pad for a solid minute. No dice.

I don't actually know what that is, but I do know what this is and it's great.

Jiotto Caspita, built by the same people who brought you pic related.
dude kei cars are my fucking fetish lmfao

>do nearly every set up with some randoms
>finale comes up
>host leaves or doesn't invite you

I want a GTA set in japan purely so half of the people are driving around in tiny shitboxes shooting Mac-11s at eachother

Or some other VTOL that seats more than one person

>all those pleasant memories of me obliterating my bf with the APC in TBOGT
good times

seconding

I flew this plane IRL so it would be awesome to have it in GTA.

No need for a purge, most the active crew gonna get banhammered for TT fuckery

sorry that was for

i love me some japanese shitbox sportscars

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says increasingly nervous man for the 10th time this year

God, people in the 70s had such shit taste.

I love the...I don't know what they're called, the rounded bits over the wheels of this car and the Z-Type. I'd love more cars with that type of design.

shitbox
sportscars

>But we already have the Jester!
The new NSX is a fucking hack, so's the new Supra.

i can't believe the jester came out before the new NSX and actually looks better than the real one
also shitbox sportscars

It could have happened but it didn't

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i was pushing so hard for sidecar motorbike with mg42 mount
also proper anti-hydra stuff

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>tfw the gta4 turismo, coquette and comet all look pretty cool
>we will never get them again
>we will also never get the tons of cool shitboxes including the hakumai
what in the fuck

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AI that will move away from your path.

>that minivan is doing 150+ mph

>Find a mod that adds all GTAIV vehicles
>It keeps making the game crash

km/h

2 months desu

Speedo says 310 kmh, which is 150 mph.

start the purge

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>Decide to look at snapmatics
>This shit trending again

No, it's almost 200mph. Hard to tell how fast the other cars are going in comparison, though.

What higher ups in the pc crew need to do.

Shut the fuck up already suska/dorito

i want it back it's so silly looking but so good

fuck you start kicking already

>that Audi amongst all the dumb epic sexy gril crap

>Someone apart from me posts Quattro

My nigga

(( POWEEEEEEER intensifies ))

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when the mc rides in style

PURGE MY SHIT UP SENPAI

PURGE ME ALREADY

>Snap posts another irl pic

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does the cheat engine thing still work?

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ATTENTION FAGGOTS

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CREW PURGE WILL BE HAPPENING THIS MONDAY THE 12TH OF DECEMBER IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD LAMAR DAVIS TWO THOUSAND AND SIXTEEN. MAKE SURE YOUR PROFILE IS PUBLIC, PC_GTAG IS YOUR ACTIVE CREW AND YOU HAVE "DON'T KICK ME 2016" IN YOUR BIO ON SOCIAL CLUB OR YOU WILL BE KICKED!

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THAT IS ALL

You forgot to mention if you're a member of the faggot open crews (IGN, MP3) you'll also be purged.

Anyone up for doing some heist on PC?

Shut the fuck up

Burn it all down

San Andreas Sandking>GTAV Sandking

Why is it so big.

how to find a public server with no one in it on pc

>tfw no besra with high ROF non-explosive cannon for fucking up Hydras and Lazers
>no ultra high speed but low turn speed mig 21

I am.
Need money, but i'm tired of doing CEO shit.

« This twisted crew needs to be reset. »

« We'll start over from "zero" with this Purge 2 and entrust the future to the literally whos. »

Alright anyone else? Preferably looking for a full team.. I can do any heist you guys want I'm just itching to do a heist

>Get into any public session
>Open up your firewall and get ready to block GTAV
>Find new session and immediately tab to firewall and block GTAV
>Should almost immediately get into a public session on your own
>Unblock GTAV and grind or whatever
From experience the minute a crew member/friend joins it opens up the session to the public and you should redo the steps.