President Trump has personally selected you to help him get rid of those pesky protestors blocking roads! He can get you any 1 NEW car to go full speed at them.
pic related is my choice. Fast, and pointy so itll pave the way through them
President Trump has personally selected you to help him get rid of those pesky protestors blocking roads! He can get you any 1 NEW car to go full speed at them.
pic related is my choice. Fast, and pointy so itll pave the way through them
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>corvette
>fast
Choose one.
Pic related. Wouldn't even feel the protestors. And it wouldn't break down within 3 laps either.
hellcat challenger with a header dump & american flag paint job
so fuckin fast & heavy it won't be stopped by even the most obese of ameri-lards
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>3.2 0-60
>slow
go get the noose
it doesn't matter if it accelerates to 60 in 1.2 seconds if that colossal piece of garbage breaks down before it even hits 60, therefore making it slow
Not an argument
>the shitbox is unreliable, thus making it slow
>well in my fantasy land it is reliable, so it doesn't matter
>damage control is my preferred way of arguing
i don't know how you are so autistic to say it isn't a valid argument when it clearly is
I won't even notice I hit anything.
Duramax allison snowplow
What are you going to do, burn them when it overheats?
Tesla.
Gotta be ironic, and running people over who so badly want electric cars, with an electric car, is perfect for the job.
Plus when you hit the 15th whale, you might burst the battery pack and cause an explosion, killing anyone that might have got out of the way.
Nice choice but i prefer the gigahorse for such application.
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theres protesters at Trump Tower right
Easy pick. Replace ordinance with protesters and done.
>yfw I'm one of the protestors
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
BWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
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>>yfw
>no picture
???
Is it wrong that i want to see it hit a deer?
WITNESSED
>pesky protestors
Protestors can carry concealed weapons for self defense under the 2nd amendment. So you won't last very long as anonymous bullets go thru car doors. OP's car would fall apart quick under baboon attack.
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>replying to alphonse
shitload of torque right when you press the throttle can only be good but in a budget a newer panther could do the job
wow! what a nice truck!
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>thinking corvette engines are unreliable
Ok man its not as reliable as your honda if you treat it like shit
>liberals
>2nd amendment
A Mustang, duh.
Gotta get the job done right. Nothing hits crowds of people like the 'stang.
Audi A8 W12 Armored
>butthurt liberals
>owning guns
Cool truck Ahmed.
Black lives don't matter.
>new
>American
I guess some sort of coal-spewing cuck truck. Tastefully lowered to the point where I can run down manlets but still not have to worry about the curbs.
Overheat in a crowd of negros
that sounds pretty hot user
Some HD pickup
>Ram 3500 cummins
>Ford F450 V10 gas or Diesel
Some old ass truck or something because we're just gonna wreck it with the blocks anyway.
What's up, Hammond?
>see crowd of protestors
>plant it in my corvette
>hard acceleration for a moment then suddenly slow down as car goes into limp mode
>nudge a 7ft 300lb negro at 1mph as you come to a stop
>imded
although on the chance i do make it through the crowd, the imminent oil slick will ensure my escape. not too bad a choice t,bh
This or that truck from Nice kek
why so mad about affordable sports car