If Jesus drove a car, what would it be?
If Jesus drove a car, what would it be?
Cooper Davis
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Charles Barnes
The Ford GT, because it is a god machine.
Zachary Rivera
he'd ride the bus if anything, nigga was 100% about being poor and communal.
Ryan Wilson
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Carter Ortiz
This is correct.
This would've been Jesus's #goals
This thread is now complete.
>inb4 assmad GM fangirls bump with anal rage
David White
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Jeremiah Mitchell
Lifted truck that rolls coal. And then he'd block up traffic stopping it in the middle of the road so he could get out and forgive you for your sins.
Cooper Nguyen
H O N D A A C C O R D
Not only is it written, its basically the modern equivalent of riding the common ass
John Cruz
Honda Accord, but he wouldn't like to talk about it so don't tell anybody
Oliver Fisher
Don't some volvos float?
He could drive on water
Gabriel Rivera
Honda's Accord would suit him nicely, I think
Xavier Hughes
This is it!!!
Charles Bell
Use this template lads!!
>You're welcome.
Jordan Moore
E30 m3
Oh wait that's "gods chariot"
Adrian Butler
or this!!
Aiden Brooks
lel
Parker Butler
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Kevin Turner
Non-existent, just like himself
Andrew Carter
Pretty sure he rides a bike
Nolan King
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Anthony Johnson
lol, you devil (((((you)))))
Jordan Butler
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Connor Johnson
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Jaxon Hughes
twingo
or
civic for 3k
or
fiero with body kit
or
meme
Camden Howard
You did not nail it user....sorry.....
Anthony Sanchez
I could really see him driving an XJ
I don't know why, it's just a feeling
Jose Morales
You forgot to use the template
GTFO!!!!
Jonathan Nguyen
Look at the Jesus fags getting triggered.
kek. Muh Sky Fairy grants magic wishes if we gang up on him.
Liam Moore
The correct and desired response.
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Logan Anderson
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Julian Lewis
GTFO!!
Logan Collins
The one not made by modern Jews.
Angel Ross
I could totally see the Lord Jesus driving a white RR Silver Seraph. Even the name is appropriate.
Daniel Price
He kind of seem likes a hipster... I'm picturing a stanced GTI of some sort. With clouds of frankincense vape coming out the windows.
Thomas Young
>not having an engine that runs on Myrrh
>free incense for the masses
Grayson Lee
A christler obviously
Ryan Martinez
came to post this
Hudson Smith
Car of the people.
Gabriel Collins
camel. camel with wheels
Jaxon Flores
Honda Accord LX with some extras he got thrown in by the dealer.
Christopher Ramirez
No one got my stupid joke all day :(
James Lewis
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Julian Flores
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Aaron Green
He did exist, it's the fact that god did/ does not exist
Luke Cook
you are one stupid fuck
Luke Gray
Sorta kek'd
Should be a floating Accord
Joseph Torres
Should it have coconuts on it?
Jacob Gray
boo
David Rogers
foxbody Mustang
Colton Bell
Ford Econoline. Why? Well, the guy was a carpenter. He needed a lot of room to put his tools and supplies and shit. Table saws, chop saws, nail guns and 4x8 sheets of plywood take up a lot of fucking room in a vehicle.
Then, later when he went on tour, he had a bunch of groupies, 12 to be exact. He could put the seats back in the Econoline, and everyone cold get to the gig in one vehicle.
Michael Reyes