What's with the new thread, user? It's pretty early, isn't it?
Justin Perez
reserving
Robert Edwards
Oh, okay! I just wasn't sure if it was because the other thread had slowed down or something like that.
Carson Watson
Is there a sheet/list with all the unlockables for this seasonal event yet? I'd love to be able to cross them off one by one. Please help anons
Michael Rogers
the last fOUR MATCHES I HAVE BEEN MATCHED WITH THE SAME FUCKING SYMETTRA MAIN FUCK ME HE'S LOST US EVERY SINGLE GAME
Connor Long
>got all the Christmas stuff I wanted on first day >Mei brawl is trash Next update when?
Jackson Barnes
>went from 3600 to 3000 in two days >sub 50% win rate
holy shit I fucking hate this game, I legitimately wish I could stop playing
Eli Sanchez
Give me one valid reason you're not using Zenyatta as Support
>DPSes better than many of the DPS heroes >Discord Orb melts tanks which is great in the tank meta >Ultimate shits on so many other ults >Requires skill to aim so each kill feels really good
Andrew Nguyen
there is one on reddit.
enjoy collecting the years laziest content add on
Anthony Gomez
you didn't even mention the support parts of his kit, thats why
Jace Sanchez
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Jayden Clark
t. sneaky pharahs
Daniel Lopez
>come back from 0-2 king of the hill playing zarya >29k damage 60+ kills >BARELY win because teammates are horrible and not trying >get potg >symmetra player on our team gets on the mic >starts calling me a fag and tryhard
That guy didn't even put down a shield generator the whole game or do shit
Jaxson Jackson
Daily reminder, it is your DUTY to bully your healslut
Make sure she is crying for the best results!
For best effect make sure you're a Pharah main and they're a Mercy main
Isaac Thomas
thank you guys. and I actually enjoy a lot of those skins / highlights / emotes and especially the voicelines. Nutcracker and tracer jingle are awesome, in my opinion. There's just the mei skin that's kinda lazy, but still good.
Christian Russell
Symmetra's shield really shows how ridiculous non-tank heroes really are.
325 Reaper is basically a death sentence if you hook him and it's also just enough for Reaper to survive baiting out D.Va DMs, especially is he's getting heals.
Tracer is even worse, even with just 225 hp
Carson Howard
D.va mercy is unstoppable
If you're gonna be a bitch give good advice
Leo Watson
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Gabriel Lopez
So, which Symmetra intro should I buy? It's either Askew or My Reality, since I don't like the other two.
Landon Cook
askew to accentuate her spergitude
Nathan Wilson
>Mei-rry
This one time, I saw these 2 guys kissing each other in the park. I was like, "this is the gayest thing I've ever seen". Then I saw this.
Oliver Davis
my new favorite thing is picking widow and sucking with her to trigger my team mates.
Hudson Howard
>WICKED! >*Unloads a shitton of damage into the back of your tank's head* >CHEERS LUV, THE CALVARY'S HERE >*Turns toward your healer* >BUMS AWAY! >*Team tries to respond to the menace that's flying around* >LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN! >*Flies into the nearest face* >YOU HAD IT COMING Can nobody on my team shoot the fucking British shitposter zipping around uncontrolled?
Elijah Moore
DVA is a gremlin, she can't bully her way out of a paper bag.
If you're going to be a meta slave then it's DVA - Ana that is unstoppable, but it's not as cute as Pharmercy, in fact, it's kinda creepy.
Eli Sullivan
Ana is top tier girl
Ian Howard
>the era of adhd british playing is upon us
Best timeline.
Anthony Evans
Phara's got some very uneven breasts
Owen Barnes
That's her arm with bad shading
Ryan Wright
>YOU GOT WUTS CUMIN TO YA >OY! THIS IS NO PLACE FOR STANDIN AROUND >DEATH COMES! >SQUISHED! >YOU WANKAH! >SORRY BIG GUY!
Why is she so adorable?
Mason Murphy
If the amount of SR you gain lose took more into account how close the match was, would that improve things or make it worse?
If it was a close match you get less SR for winning and lose less SR too. Vice versa if it's a curbstomping
>15 event boxes opened >one (one) legendary >it's the zarya emote and then people wonder why nuclear weapons exist
Jack Gray
because I'm a big streamer
Evan Morgan
Wish I could be this good with Junk every game, sometimes he just werks. But alas games like this are a rarity.
Christopher Edwards
whose brilliant idea was it to make 6v6 mystery take place on hanamura 50% of the time
Gabriel Wilson
because sometimes the enemy is braindead enough to walk into your bombs and traps. and sometimes he isn't.
Cameron Thompson
we keep getting event skins but when the fuck are we going to get more year-round items?!
Leo Ward
Because it's a fundamentaly flawed game with very low skill ceiling, and winning professionnally would be like being world champion of floor cleaning.
Gabriel Mitchell
Go to bed tim
Tyler Rodriguez
Game is fundamentally too broken for me to take it anywhere near seriously.
Jayden Carter
So, which christmas skin is good for the whole year? I think i will use Zen's and Mccree's
Noah Green
Is it me or is the Christmas event not as good as the Halloween one? Back then, a good 60-80% were using Halloween skins, and right now I rarely see anyone use any Christmas skin.
Luke Ward
Or sometimes you're in Kings row and there are a lot of spots where you can just throw down bombs from above and you can lay a trap behind you so you'd know if anyone is out to kill you from behind. Even if they don't get stuck in the trap, you know when it gets destroyed.
Some maps are just perfect for Junkrat and some aren't.
Kevin Moore
Because I am too skilled for this basic game. In fact, every game is too fundamental for my skill, that's why I am not a pro for any esport, even though I easily could be. I've been scouted before by pro CS:GO, Overwatch, and SC2 teams.
William Campbell
Zarya's works for the whole year but it just looks bad compared to the weightlifter/champion ones so I will give it a pass.
Gabriel Cox
or I just jump over your trap like I always do.
Tyler Peterson
Because videogames are too easy to bother with. Dedicating a career to something so simple and basic would be limiting myself and my potential. I could become a "pro" in less than several months if I wanted to, especially in a game as simple as this one.
Easton Torres
yes Halloween was much better especially the brawl.
Jason Reed
Now if only your teammates are always that smart.
Juan Garcia
>"Don't barge in, young man. Time to get punished"
Alexander Perez
>all these shitters claiming they could easily go pro if they wanted to
pfffffffffffffffffft-lolok
Ayden Brown
they are, that's why no one plays Junkrat at my rank.
Ryan Allen
I'd use them if I had them desu. I like every skin but Roadhog's.
Angel Gonzalez
Isn't it obvious? Everyone in this general could be pro at this game, it's basically checkers. Since there's no skill involved, it's not worth becoming pro. It's just a game to have fun in, and that's why the Overwatch League is going to fail.
Andrew Garcia
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Chase Nelson
Does anyone else get it where you hit someone with a Reinhardt melee and they get sent flying back a bit? It's fucking annoying, is there a way to stop it?
Charles Collins
None of my mains got legendary skins.
Also a lot of the skins other than the legendaries are just "Regular skin with a christmas hat". Which is boring.
Owen Collins
>get put into a stomp as backfill >the enemy symmetra is on fire
John Gutierrez
Because If I wanted to be pro at a luck based game I would just go play Poker or Hearthstone.
Oliver James
These custom models are so shit, seriously look at the size of that fucking head.
Landon Bennett
If we were to replace overwatch's soundtrack with retro synth wave does the game improve?
I could have also been a shit junk and not hit anything, there are games like this too, probably because of better players. I got 2 triple kills on attack, that was pretty nice at least.
Hunter Mitchell
I haven't gotten a single Christmas skin in any of my lootcrates.
Blake Ward
no shit it's just a headhack
Alexander Morgan
>now entering Numbani
YAAAAAA YOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIII
Josiah Barnes
LAISSEZ L'ARAIGNÉE VOUS DÉVORER
Blake Bailey
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Robert Carter
I will make him meta ;_;
Daniel Hill
JMAPPELE FETISH FUEL
Sebastian Perry
dumb blue slut
Kayden Russell
>6 man >high master/ grandmaster >every game our comp is mercy, pharah, symmetra, rein, hog, soldier >win every time
Benjamin Wilson
Gotta love the new Symmeta
Bentley Kelly
>28k damage and 64 kills as dva >5 minutes contesting >barely win because every shitter thinks assault is the "carry" class
Aiden Barnes
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Thomas Powell
At high ranks of any game people start giving less and less of a fuck and start playing shit for entertainment more often. Not really surprising if a bit frustrating.
Xavier Lewis
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Henry Baker
>Tfw lived long enough for Symm+Torb to be the new meta
Christian Bailey
This is the shittiest excuse I've heard all day.
Daniel Jackson
any fellow Mercy players want to compare stats?
>pic related are mine.
Gabriel Stewart
Why wouldn't you live longer?
Assuming you are 4chans/overwatchs target audience and are somewhere around >male >20-40
You probably would have made even with severe depression, several addictions and 0 social interactions.
Camden Mitchell
>No limits went from being a Torbfest to a Symmetra fest
Noah Thomas
SACRE BLEU
Benjamin Jackson
I think I'm old enough to the point where I have no idea whether this post is serious or not. H-Has irony gone too far?
Angel Jones
one win away /owg/, give me your energy.
Grayson Perez
>inb4 hanzo main
Wyatt Allen
i hope you lose
Dylan Thompson
>3 tanks >go zen >last person to pick goes torb >sigh and switch to mercy since I have to solo heal 3 tanks and not confident enough to play Ana >assume torb is a troll >he always makes sure I have armor the whole game >never see him with armor >I never die >he sets turrets up in team fights and people are too busy fighting to destroy it >win You know what, some torbs are alright.
Brandon Taylor
Okay user. Here, have my Silver Rank energy.
I'm certain that it will weigh you down and ensure your loss.
Chase Thomas
Was one win away from masters (my season goal) yesterday, left the match for today and actually won .
I wish you the best of luck, user!
Josiah Jones
glhf user!
Liam Allen
pls pls
reply back w/ sr when you get stomped
Ian Martinez
>skirmish >someone says "Heil Hitler" >screencap it How fucked is he if I report this?
Matthew Hill
C9 made me try out Sombra. Convinced some friends to try a dive comp with Sombra as the main healer on Temple of Anubis. Tracer/Winston/D.Va/Zen/Soldier
>tfw it worked
Josiah Lee
Some people can play Torb really well, yes. I have stopped shouting at anyone no matter what they pick and just give them a chance. If the team isnt tilting because of internal arguments sometimes the results are surprisingly good. Not to mention the enemy sometimes tilts super hard because they are losing to an attack torb/sym/bastion/whatever and actually makes the game easier.
Henry Stewart
are you so much of a faggot that you really care?
Jacob Torres
Not that user but I derive great pleasure from reporting people and getting them penalized. Not just in OW but IRL too. Don;t know why, snitching is just something I love doing.
Not that fucked, he will get a short-term ban or get muted for a while.