>be Slayer >receive a google VR for cellphone in Christmas >can't use it because cellphone is broken >ask dad for cellphone >it's a old phone and don't support VR videos >so i download stereoscopic images instead >go to gallery app >see my dad's ass and penis
>white Not sure how I'm supposed to make that feel like an insult. Shall I change my hair color, or the color of my clothes?
Elijah Hernandez
you aren't
Samuel Martinez
thats too hard then user
Gabriel Walker
I guess no one will get the gift then
Dominic Campbell
boooo
Matthew Gonzalez
>tfw new and no friends
Joseph Rogers
Post your server and IGN, user.
Christopher Barnes
Celestial Hills Mara Dakar
Jose Gonzalez
Jeez, it seems like everyone's on CH. Sorry user, I'm MT
Michael Jackson
just join dump
Jack Diaz
I've still got a bunch of charms and campfires if anyone wants them.
Isaac Rivera
Dump? Who do I talk to to join?
Xavier Long
What mouse sensitivity does everyone play at?
Gavin Sanders
Just apply and write "Veeky Forums" as your message
Ayden Garcia
I think like uh, 3600 dpi?
Jeremiah Hernandez
Spot the elin that is out of place.
Isaac Wilson
That stupid pink one in the middle.
Kayden Myers
the bunny on the right, she hasnt let me cum to her enough
William Gomez
UNHGGGGGGGGGGGGGG THICC
Matthew Adams
Join MS instead
Lucas Rivera
join dump if you're a useless shitter who will never amount to anything
join ms if you're a fucking asshole who will break hearts but at least try to do something besides erp
Connor Carter
I kept trying to send applications to MS like how far I could open my legs or begging Meishu to lick my earlobes and I never got anything out of them.
I wonder why.
Zachary Morgan
get better gear and become a bigger asshole
you're too nice right now
Bentley Scott
I have imperator on my main. I applied with a character in Guile too and a whole ladda nuthin. Although I just applied with "madoka sucks"
Alexander Jackson
You're not a big enough asshole yet. Talk shit about someone that they know. Then you'll really be a part of their inner circle.
Angel Powell
Well I was accidentally really mean to one of their members a long time ago. So I don't know what's going on.
Joseph Torres
You pissed on the wrong person. Now you're blacklisted forever.
Incidentally, they also hold grudges forever. So if you shitted on someone who they protect...
Michael Bennett
this is babby goat is hard flappy ears and wiggly tail
Thomas Anderson
Apply with secret password.
Logan Barnes
Ah, gotcha.
I just wanna get in on their sick ERP action.
Carter Wright
IT HAS*
Joseph Lewis
i wanna hug jyn
Elijah Carter
Oh look it's boring avatarfag no one cares about #535332
Levi Wright
was there a reason why you'd lose a leg if you use the cat keyhole lingerie mod?
Isaac Diaz
that happens with me sometimes, I think its a conflicting nude mod or outfit mod. I know theres a way around it, using a confidence potion somehow gets it to work properly, I think.
Landon Rogers
You don't need to join to get in on the ERP. I'm not sure why you'd want to anyway, most of them are extremely picky and you'd need to pester them for 3 months before you get to make a date.
Gavin White
Just flirt with one specific person until you make the others jealous. That's the easy part.
Ian Parker
>tfw literally me >tfw I hate taking so long but im so lazy when it comes to actually making a move unless the person really turns me on >tfw they almost never do
Julian Garcia
I don't believe this for one second.
I've been approached by multiple members of MS without knowing any of them outside of being invited to their runs by a friend or just seeing them around Velika/Castanica.
Blake Bailey
Make a cat elin with red hair. :^)
Colton Cox
Hm, makes sense I suppose. I know they have a glut of subs, so I think I'm gonna have to take one of their cuties and throatfuck them into submission. I totally understand the whole picky thing myself though, I'm definitely that way.
Ooooh, there we go. I'll hafta find one.
Anthony Johnson
there's a fat cat that always hang around there, easy target for flattery
Jose Rodriguez
Skit?
Christopher Davis
>everyone but me is getting happy
Elijah Baker
moppy
Wyatt Gonzalez
Moppy's with Kara though.
Matthew Anderson
You're not trying to e-date them, you're flirting with them to make others jealous for your attention. That's the game we're playing.
Jose Clark
Well I don't think the flirting will work if the person is known to be with someone
Jonathan Reyes
Why would you even do that? You're worse than garbage, you're shit.
Christian Cooper
How do you keep the music playing, /terag/?
John Miller
>not having a fetish for angry tearful whispers when you shit on them after stealing their hearts
why do you play on rp servers? for the story lmao
Jacob Flores
Over half of them are known to be with someone or something. Yet they all still ERP.
Why won't it work again?
Landon James
They're all willing and waiting to start cheating on the person they're """with"""
besides, you're not trying to get with them, you're just trying to get the heart pupils
Connor Hall
>Moppy's with Kara though
No she's not. Kara was literally erping with me two weeks ago and never mentioned it
Lucas Morris
>tfw kara was happy with me until I said unisex bathrooms shouldn't standard >now they blocked me and deleted me from steam
I thought we were close enough to talk about stuff...
Christian Ward
So? How does that mean Moppy's not with Kara?
Hunter Stewart
The music stopped a long time ago, user. Some days are better than others. I try to sleep through the bad ones.
Lincoln Reed
I do the exact same things with Kara that Moppy does.
Am I with Kara?
Ian Powell
hey guys I'm a top level Tera Professional, who wants to see my BLUE PUSSY?
Asher White
Huh, kinda makes sense. Yeah, relationships and long lasting shit in this game's so fucking ephemeral anyways. Seems ridiculous.
Y'know what, forget it. Buncha crazy motherfuckers.
Jonathan Taylor
I do
Grayson Smith
No, you erp with Kara, that doesn't put you with them. You don't do the 'exact' same things with Kara as Moppy.
It's not rocket science user.
Lincoln Kelly
Just passing through, but that's some crazy mental gymnastics you're doing there mate. If you're in a relationship with someone, you don't just sext other people unless it's an open relationship or something. Inb4 "typing out the sexy things I want to do to another person as graphically as possible isn't sexting it's just roleplaying because I say so" even though you probably don't even roleplay your character and you have no clean excuse for writing these two characters in a smut fic besides wanting to fap.
David Sanchez
looks like this
Christian Roberts
Give me some examples of what I don't do with Kara that Moppy does.
We talk on steam every day, erp every couple of days and flirt constantly, actually play the game together and talk about real life.
Juan Roberts
Guys stop talking about Kara and Moppy. Moppy is getting hurt and confused with your lies.
So stop.
Wyatt Hill
>people tell Moppy the relationship isnt as special as he thinks it is >realizes he should move on and stop being so clingy