Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/700
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
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how was your christmas dotards? get anything cool?

i asked for a swift death but all i got was russians on matchmaking

fuck this patch
fuck dota 2

only e sports is worth watching

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

please stop posting this it's not funny

a 4-game losing streak, so nothing really special.

crystal maiden is pure

Good time with family. Mostly shit presents but I really don't give a fuck about presents. Only good one was the Twilight Zone blu ray collection.

Is Crystal Maiden the cutest hero in Dota land?
These blue eyes and that blonde hair is so cute! I wonder how caressing her skin would feel like

I expected nothing and I was still disappointed

Fucking Wukong's Command shouldn't have Ravage's AoE and be able to 3 shot supports especially with perma-Echo Sabre slow

>If your at the edge of the circle your at least guaranteed 3 hits which can range up to 700 damage

Shit should have slower cast animation maybe 2 seconds, maybe also tweak his passive a bit. It makes base-breaking and Roshan impossible unless you're really far ahead against his team(which shouldn't happen, considering the early game process of the hero)

can you imagine spending your life shitposting your horrible fetishes about imaginary characters every so often on a bayeux tapestry discussion board

(you)

reposting for rate
post item concepts

fucking SHITTEr just forcetaff yourself out and build 5 ghost scepters
you fuckijg shitters are really getting on mind now, mk even got his 1 shot enrfed wtf more do you want low mmr peruvian scum, i swear to dog when will you reards realise mk is not op, just stun him off a tre like its niot even hard baka retarded fucks desu baka

>made a smurf
>only 80 percent winrate with 20 games
>only NORMAL skill
how do i fix this

man I wish sajadene was my cuckolding gf

get huge gpms and hero dmg. it's the only way

post the webm

>tfw can't get any farm in the safe lane because you're against warlock and nyx with only one support who can't even do anything so you end up being behind in farm the entire game and lose

I'm still mad at the fact that they changed omniknight from blue to red

Why did they do that anyways?

>win a game
>turn off dota

I thought finally manning up to play will get rid of boredom. What do

>25% slow for 800 gold
sure, meet you there buddy

>tfw safelane and there is a duolane treant

>Browse my cosmetics and shit.
>Look down.
>My golden Bashers are worth $340 on the market.

Holy fucking shit!

be strong

>1400+275+825=800 gold
hmm, really made me think about american education

ye i have no idea what happened but i had the samething with an ember cosmetic that was worth 50. i knkow people who sold those gold am bashers for like 50 when they came out lmao they must be mad now.

no one even streams this game anymore

valve what have you done to my dota

stop baiting, you know exactly what I meant
up the recipe cost you retard

Danil Ishutin @DendiBoss 6m6 minutes ago

@Arteezy You think it's funny huh ??? ...

lmao

340 for those fugly weapons, you arent gonna keep them right?

That honestly looks like the dumbest shit, sell it asap

(you)
Sure

If you can rebundle them

N-no...
That'd be dumb, hahahaha...

>when some 3rd world shitstain insults you with "kid" or "my son"

>assblasted turks in que with you
>You drop the sickest comebacks with the freshest memes
>it gets lost on them because FAKING BEETCH is the extent of their english vocab
Not worth getting mad at animals, famalam

Leddit couldn't tell from Silencer

MY ONLY CARRY IS VIPER AND HE HAS MEKANIISM, WE ARE WINNING WHAT IS GOING ON HELP

reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/5kcg9p/small_or_massive_improvement_to_the_shop/

Third worlders punishment is their own existence

VIPER JUST FUCKING SOLO'D MONKEY KING, WHAT IS HAPENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG

t. 20 minutes in-game

what are you dweebs watching?

guys

not 1

but 2 VANGUARDS
on spectre

MY FUCKING GAME

they look good with one golden, one regular

WE JUST TOOK MID AND BOT RAX, THEIR AM IS GETTING POUNDED IN THE ASS AND ALL WE HAVE IS MAGIC DAMAGE, HOW IS THIS EVEN WORKING

I'm guessing you're spending a lot of time in the tavern?

unless this is a spicy new meme

Is gyro viable this patch?

Viper built mek as his first item along with arcane boots, then into guardians
then bought dragon lance after a lot of kills
then at the end of the game bought a bloodthorn

everyone else was pretty standard

enemy team was buying all the magic resist they could afford, to no effect as they were melting

3 missiles at 25!

Wasn't bad, I feel like it's good for me to spend time with my family. With that being said I wish Thanksgiving and Christmas were farther apart.

Why do my teammates think it's ok to let their safelane core suffer and get no farm and not help them?
Are they fine with the enemy offlaner being more farmed than him?

>dotards 2 is patched for viewers orgasm

OK FUCK THIS LET'S JUST WATCH THE GODDAMN FIDDLEDODDLEDONG GAMES AND NEVER PLAY THIS DOGSHIT JUST WATCH THE El-sporta de electronica AND SHIT

ITS REALLY HARD TO PLAY MY FAVORITE ROLE AT THIS POINT

Skadoosh

Ilexa the Cute

Q - Mystical Sword
A sword made from the bark of a holy tree.
Single target nuke that deals enemies and heals Ilexa for 120/150/200/250.

W - Look at me!
Ilexa stabs enemies with her holy sword.
Taunt spell that if it taunted 3 or more heroes it will provide Ilexa 120/150/200/250 additional HP for 5 seconds. 450 cast range (same as lvl 2 burrowstrike)

E -
Passive skill that increases Ilexa's Attack and Defense by 0.2/0.3/0.5/1% of her current HP.

R - Mystical Shield
A shield made from the bark of a holy tree.
Ilexa lifts her shield and it attacks all enemies within its range (same as W) for 100 damage and decreases damage from enemy attacks by 1/2/2.5% for her and all allies within the range.
Last for 5 seconds.

thoughts?

>carries are cucked
>dead game

rmyt

-Jakiro Talent tree 1
8% Spell Amp OR 15% xp increase
WHAT
DO
GULAG?

First time I had to mute a teammate on winning match today lads.
I played like dogshit, but I consider myself a saint by being the sole support in a game with QoP that can't shut up and a jungle LD.

>deals enemies

xp increase because you go midas anyway

In those cases either go jungle or just focus on cutting your losses (sapping exp, rotating if you have kill potential together with some teammate, etc.)

In 99% of pub games it doesn't matter so long as you just don't die.

>Hour searching for a ranked all pick game

Dead game

rofl this general is as dead as jesus chr*st

The cancer in 7.00 that is killing the carry role of dota.
>jungle spawns nerfed in 7.00
>jungle bounties nerfed in 6.84
>kill aoe gold buffed in 6.82
>kill exp buffed recently
>shrines that allow constant ganks
>towers falling too fast
>games snowballing to 20 min ends
>a single kill allows the enemy team to get tons of gold despite not farming any creeps all game
>carries can't carry against teams that run at them
>ganking playstyles trump all the others especially carrying and only memepushing comes second
>support pudges hooking heroes 3 times his networth and solo killing them
>brain dead heroes like slark, PA, huskar, sniper, drow and pudge are stronger than heroes that require skill to play such as visage and chen
>buying an early midas means you lose because the enemy team will snowball and roll you over and end the game by 20 minutes because you didn't buy instant memefighting items like drums or HOTD or sny or SHIT
>all carry players including rtz(lmao even this nigger) have been in pain since 6.81
>meme teamfights and run-at-face-as-five dota is constantly pushed as an agenda by that enslaved icefrog faggot so games are "entertaining"
>If you ganked a lane as 5 in the previous patches before 6.82, the other two lanes got more free farm and experience than you did, so people used to do it less. Those days the best you could do was 3 man gank another lane, which meant that individual skill mattered more than simply outnumbering the enemy
>Memefight deathball fangays will argue that outnumbering the enemy takes skill because 5 people are working together as a team. Somehow 5v1 actually takes skill because you're 5 people working together to rape someone?

How do we make hard carries great again?

>lying on the internet

Give them all spammable low mana cost nukes with 325 damage.

the cancer in /d2g/ that is killing us


>you not killing yourself

Not a lie. But there is a reason for it. I'm Australian and it's 5:13am on a weeknight.

you got TRICKED!!!

i had a dream tonight about shendelzare laying eggs

wololo

Overwatch has tankers, carriers and supporters just like our strength intelligence and agility heroes. But overwatch also has 6 players on each team which allows a balanced combination of 2 tankers, 2 supporters and 2 carriers. Unfortunately dota has an odd number of players which allows no such balanced composition. How is dota more balanced than overwatch?

You ok there mate

>there are people who do not hate third worlders on d2g

What could lead to this situation

overwatch has a 3 to 4 tank meta right now

Why do you hate me, america san?

the reason rtz can't win a major or Ti is because the carry role was cucked out of farming and being forced to fight

Dota is a game for third worlders

I'm not talking about your pub games, I'm talking about their competitive scene. Don't pretend you play overmeme.

so treant now has a 2.2 second bkb piercing stun
on a 3 second cd
lul

>overwatch
>competitive scene

ecks dee

Why do you reply to that hick from the countryside?

>doesn't know what he was talking about
Don't reply to my posts again if you're so ignorant.

thats what happens when one is shying away from /mlpol/

notice how there are 4 (four) tanks in A and B tier.

don't pretend you ever watched a single overwatch tournament, nooblord.
3tanks, 1dps, 2healer and 4tanks, 2healer is the current meta, 2-2-2 was months ago.

...

but i DO hate NA DOTA

why so ded doturds?

>not being a Conservative Brony

>slasher gets aegis
>IMMEDIATELY RUNS AT TIER 2 INTO 5 HEROS, DIES TWICE

nice play slasher

Because the patch is fucking ass and I'd say 90 percent don't like it but Valve being lazy fucks won't do anything about it.

>mention that you play dota 2
>"lul faggot nice retard game for cancerous"
>ask what's wrong with it
>"i've played league and it's the same thing how can you possibly enjoy this garbage"

Thirdies ruined the game

Their monkey is a fucking shitstain, Viper can shit on anyone early without any good items, Tony freefarmed and smashed the enemy's buildings easily.

>if you're so ignorant
the only ignorant person is you. watch some fucking tournaments before you talk about the 'competitive scene' and the 'meta' in overwatch.

gosugamers.net/overwatch/vods

educate yourself, before you reply. or just admit defeat and stfu

>Viper built mek as his first item along with arcane boots, then into guardians

I keep fucking telling people that support Viper is good but no one listens.

BTFO lmao

JUST A REMINDER SHADOW FIEND GETS 194 DAMAGE FROM AGHS WITH THE +2 DAMAGE TALENT. AND HE GETS LIFESTEAL FROM HIS ULT WHICH GETS MORE LINES FROM THE BONUS SOULS AND EACH LINE DOES 2 INSTANCES OF DAMAGE.