League of Legends general - /lolg/

iluvmen
iluvmen

Best girl edition
/vg/thread/165210672#p165210672

eyosongive.us

All urls found in this thread:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12081242
http://www.strawpoll.me/12081242
http://www.strawpoll.me/12081242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVjeheaFfsM
https://www.gentoo.org/
http://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=So+Buddha+Full
https://www.sketchleague.com/game/a4d841714249
http://www.leagueofgraphs.com/summoner/lan/aldebharam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2bzpqNSQeQ
https://www.reddit.com/r/dawngate/
https://youtu.be/zoydH5t6PVg
TechHater
TechHater

New Warwick has a fear.

Is he cool enough to hang out with Fiddlesticks, Shaco, and Nocturne now?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Xth for Katarina
best girl!
:3c

Lunatick
Lunatick

MATING PRESS

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Reminder Merc Treads is just misunderstood

SniperGod
SniperGod

Reminder that Zyra is cancer and you too can carry meme builders with superior positioning and mechanics!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

JUST CARRY HARDER

get singed on team
get vayne on team
automatically lose

I'm talking about their morg of course, I feel bad for her

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

feel the love lolg~

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

/lolg/ Tell me when Meme Magic and Lord Kek blessed you in a match for victory

What did you do and how fun was it?

in lobby claim mid and pick karma
no tanks
switch to naut and lock in
theyre flaming me to no end
start no items
only ward
go to mid and flame in all chat happening while i show naut's rad moves
just save up for a frozen heart on first back
playing against a yasuo in mid
decimate his ass so hard with a first blood he leaves
take my earnings and go back for a banshee's veil
go top and take out 3/0 rumble with ease
cash money baby
opp draven bragging about his stacks
build a thornmail
make my way to bot
he kills himself and loses 1,000 stacks
t['s back in and dies again
my mid tower is almost dead because the AP JUNGLE JINX decided to take over for yasuo
throw a warmog on and start building randuin
make her absolutely moist with my water pressure
im fed as shit now 9/0/3
keep pushing mid to inhibitor
they cannot stop me
yas comes back with some max crit and a BT
gets me half hp with draven and jinx helping him
get a triple under tower
tank the tower and break it
inhib down
team wants a baron
so we take baron
i make it out alive but all 4 die
push mid alone with baron buff and super minions
basic attack rumble so hes stuck and his health is just falling because hes hitting me and has fire active
panics and runs back to his team
throw an ult in and knock em up
my team is all alive by now
both nexus turrets destroyed
i recall and shill in spawn because my work is done
we win
got reported out the ass anyway for unsportsman

i still have a smile every time i remember this match. i have never seen so much hate from success

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I wanna cuddle Jinx
Getting to sleep would be a wise idea on my end but I'll get to that when I get to that.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

/vg/thread/165210672#p165227945
Shitters will defend this but they should kill themself.
PoC will vastly overwhelm white people.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Garbage Can Lid
misunderstood
stupid faggot that feeds 9/10 games and cant carry the one game he does get a lead
im
fucking
laffin

Booteefool
Booteefool

xth for breast metal waifu

iluvmen
iluvmen

@SniperGod
Reminder that this is Chung posting

FastChef
FastChef

@iluvmen
No, I made that post.

/vg/thread/165210672#p165228193
I never build armor pen against tanks when I play ADC, unless it's Ezreal.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Stark_Naked
It's all merely a facade user

girlDog
girlDog

@iluvmen
@SniperGod
mercs screen shot
chung posting

I CANT STOP FUCKIN LAFFIN

5mileys
5mileys

@FastChef
just build giant slayer and youre fiiiine

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Dreamworx
tfw jinx with a [/spoiler]penis a balls[/spoiler]

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Fried_Sushi
PoC will be faggots
That was the point. I trolled so non-PoC would take the spotlight. This was done so to wreck those dependent niggers.

FastChef
FastChef

I want to go swimming in Sona's tiddies.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@girlDog
the screenshot was from the previous thread

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@girlDog
I am NOT Mister Chung.

@5mileys
I like Mortal Reminder more.

5mileys
5mileys

@girlDog
Yeah, no one could EVER save an image and reupload it, right? :^)

hairygrape
hairygrape

lf anime girl to succ me

RumChicken
RumChicken

@CodeBuns
+17 LP

MPmaster
MPmaster

/vg/thread/165210672#p165227985
I'd love to do that.

/vg/thread/165210672#p165228019
Not on my watch! I'm not willing to get into a larp fight over it though.

/vg/thread/165210672#p165228120
A little of both.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@RumChicken
This was my troll account but now it's my main. My actual main account got permabanned for scripting

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

What champion pisses you off the most?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@RumChicken
My biggest fantasy is railing (futa) Jinx in the ass while a thick monster cocked futa Vi fucks my slut ass mercilessly

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I want to make sweet love with Ziggs!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Would you have unprotected sex with your waifu?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@StrangeWizard
Probably Lee "outplayed" Sin. They're nerfing the most broken part about him though so I might have to be more pissed off with Fizz.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

ww is mostly the same just with longer dashes and more dashes
nice game lolbabs

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Lord_Tryzalot
Yes because my waifu is a husbando, so he can't get pregnant!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Lunatick
is Sona too big to mating press?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Lord_Tryzalot
Yes.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@New_Cliche
That's really hot user but we should stop talking like this or we'll be ban. But anyways are you talking futa with a vagina and penis? I think that shit's weak.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Dreamworx
Only for tinydicked losers.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I want to go swimming with Lulu!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

tfw you want to add tired and send him pics of you so he can compliment you but you're scared he'll kiss and tell

Snarelure
Snarelure

http://www.strawpoll.me/12081242
http://www.strawpoll.me/12081242
http://www.strawpoll.me/12081242
I fucked up

TechHater
TechHater

@New_Cliche
i thought you were gay, didn't expect you to have such good taste jinx filename user

Nojokur
Nojokur

@AwesomeTucker
Is that not how every rework should be?

Supergrass
Supergrass

/vg/thread/165210672#p165228672
Mid lane can take heal too
Oh god

SniperWish
SniperWish

@viagrandad
not him but herm masterrace user
just evade if they ban you

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Supergrass
So buttflustered you had to invent hypothetical scenarios where you always get triple kills and then migrate it to another thread.
Face it. Either we get mage's bot, as you so sincerely argued an ADC can't duel them, or ADC can work mid.
inb4 more hypothetical scenarios where everything you want works out and ignores basic calculations

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@StrangeWizard
Heim, I could go all day on why.

@Lord_Tryzalot
What doesn't kill gives a good adreline rush

@viagrandad
Thick cocks and big balls. I'm not much into the pussy being around but I can deal

@TechHater
I'm bi if it hasn't been obvious, to me it's this
Ass>Cock>Tits>Pussy

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I want to go dancing with Lulu!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVjeheaFfsM

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperWish
VPNs don't work little nigga. I think herm is just boring because it's just like "hey I can't decide" also usually there is no balls.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TurtleCat
I just got in the thread boyo, ADCs are trash everywhere right now but if they were good I don't see why you couldn't take a waveclearing AD like Sivir and take him/her mid

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Supergrass
First it was ADCs aren't mobile.
Then it was they do no damage/can't push.
Then it was summoners.
Then it was, "Well you can only do this because I said so!"
Then it was, "le epik triple kill bot!" something, something.

Meta's changing (as it should from time to time). Unless Riot does some fuckery to force it to stay. Get over yourself.

MPmaster
MPmaster

So I haven't played since they reworkedcompletely gutted Akali. Is she not trash now?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Nojokur
muh dashes

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@eGremlin
I just got here.
Posted as anonymous.
I responded.
But I don't want to be treated like someone else.
?

Then tripfag so I can filter you.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@kizzmybutt
better version~

whos tired? add me instead cutie~

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@MPmaster

Still trash.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Fucking niggers ruining LoL

Soft_member
Soft_member

@RumChicken
VPNs
install gentoo

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TalkBomber
Cool your autism boyo

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Dreamworx
:( but thanks for telling me.

Promptly leaves the thread and the game for another month or two.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@PurpleCharger
You seem a little flustered, pal.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Lulu is my STAR!
I'm her GUARDIAN!

cum2soon
cum2soon

Are mobi boots good on new Warwick?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Hi /lolg/!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@lostmypassword

"I'm totally someone else." -The Same Person

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Burnblaze
Nice pic of yourself, please embarrass yourself further

viagrandad
viagrandad

@iluvmen

xth for Cute Ashe

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Gigastrength
hey cutie

cum2soon
cum2soon

@cum2soon
Sounds garbage unless you can oneshot someone without autoattacks. Might as well go swifties.

askme
askme

@Gigastrength
hey babe, when are you gonna send me pics of you in your elelux cosplay?

love that you accepted my nickname for you btw~

Methshot
Methshot

@Evil_kitten
Nice pic of yourself, please embarrass yourself further
Huh. That's my line.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Good night, I hope you don't run into feeders in your next ranked.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

What are some good League drinking games or sexual games? sexual like edging until you get a double kill or something

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@cum2soon
I forgot those existed

opps

girlDog
girlDog

@Soft_member
How does gentoo work?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Katarina
Shunpo (E) AD ratio lowered to 55% from 65%
Riot thinking this little love-tap will stop her easybake burst at level 3

Silly Riot.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BinaryMan
just post that stupid janna buttslut support pic. i'm sure you'll fit right in.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

/vg/thread/165210672#p165226732
Draven mid is really good with memelords. You can chunk people with your autos very early in the game and scale hard. He's safe as hell with his resetting move speed buff and his E (If you haven't used it yet to proc thunderlords) A lot of the times, I've done well enough as a lane bully to fuck them over permanently so they cant' come back after the first kill but that's just at my shitter elo.
/vg/thread/165210672#p165226773
Vi
She trains me to be in the police force
Tells me to man the fuck up if I get tired
Get healthy and in shape
She's impressed with my progress and takes me along with her to fight crime with our fists
Play video games or go out drinking together on our days off
Take turns lifting up Cait's skirt
Months later we finally put jinx behind bars
We high five each other and share a smug grin
"Thanks for the help bruh. You're a pretty good partner.." She says to me as we go get donuts

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@girlDog
1. install gentoo
2. ?????
3. Profit!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Poker_Star
Those are big Sonas

Where are her nipples?

Methshot
Methshot

@BinaryMan
@Nojokur

cant find it, someone else post it for me

eGremlin
eGremlin

Common opinion among pros and scrubs alike that ADCs suck mad dick
Wanting to occupy another lane with an ADC

Why do you do this to yourselves?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Lord_Tryzalot
Silly user, you know this is a SFW board.

5mileys
5mileys

i literally failed s2 promo over 3 times, i get the most god dam useless teammates during promo

win 2 in a row to get back to promo, lose the next 2. this shit happened like 3 times alread

Skullbone
Skullbone

@AwesomeTucker
They weren't looking to make him completely different, they were looking to "modernize" him. I'm not a fan of using riot's made up buzzwords but that really describes that they did. They updated his ancient clunky ass kit to a kit more like today's.

Galio on the other hand will most likely get something like Sion's rework. Which I cant' wiat for.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TalkBomber
It just seems like this is a lot more than a way to browse the interwebs anonymously. Unless this is the wrong thing https://www.gentoo.org/

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@haveahappyday
Hey.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Is there any better feeling than 1v9ing as GP?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@SniperWish
That's the right one indeed
you know what to do

Flameblow
Flameblow

/vg/thread/165210672#p165215121
Gave it a shot

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Skullbone
I'm more lamenting that their solution was "dashes! another dash!" rather than something else.

yadda yadda mobility cancer grumble grumble.

It's just the state of the game. oh well.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Snarelure
What is this poll meant to convey? The results are mixed with two different opinions.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Dreamworx
Getting kicked by my pancake feet is the least of your worries.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Lulu is the cutest! THE CUTEST!

Soft_member
Soft_member

bets

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Soft_member

Heim

if you dont win migh as well commit sudoku

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Lord_Tryzalot
I bet you she takes that staff and shoves it up her ass.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@BlogWobbles
He only got one more mobility spell out of it though. I think they did a good job in making his kit feel similar without being samey.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

team bans yasuo

Time to farm all game.

:^)

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Soft_member
dinger feed

All on blue.

viagrandad
viagrandad

play mediocre meme shit in vg but the elo so low you make it look good

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Boy_vs_Girl
His ult dash can go from the bush below red buff all the way to the bush above red buff/below krugs.

The one where he nothing personnells behind you is new.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@viagrandad
/vg/ is full of diamonds
low elo

whereismyname
whereismyname

@viagrandad
oh cool thats nice to know, what also would be nice is some RESULTS

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

need advice on a new jungler to play

http://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=So+Buddha+Full

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Crazy_Nice
Don't change anything. If you keep up those winrates/kdas you're fine

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Crazy_Nice
Hellarims.

You get to assassinate just as hard on a tank

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BlogWobbles
Personally, I think Warwick needed at least one kind of mobility tool to begin with. He was the epitome of
Runs at you
Dies before he can attack you
kind of playstyle. I still enjoy him currently withotu dashes but he kind of did need one.

Also as for "dashes! another dash!" he only has one additional technically. His ult is currently a teleport which is a lot stronger than a dash. Now he has his ult downgraded to a dash and a conditional dash he still needs to be in melee range for.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Crazy_Nice

Rengar
Shaco
Shyvanna
Jarvan
Vi
Hecarim

5mileys
5mileys

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums

vidya

join up boyz! We need 4!

Emberfire
Emberfire

Should I buy Hecarim, Vi, Shaco, or Jayce?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Crazy_Nice
Those winrates

What the fuck? Just keep playing those champs and enjoy the freelo.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@whereismyname
RESULTS OF LAST VG VS VG

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@LuckyDusty
Based on movement speed, which means you'd have to ghost or they'd have to be under the 20% threshold to get some sick distance. It's situationaly huge but you can also miss it, so I think it's a fair trade.

And yeah that's what I was talking about, it's kind of short though so I'm not worried about it.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Emberfire
Vi and hecarim are the most fun.

Jayce if your dick gets hard off lane dominance but dont like how pantheon stops scaling

Illusionz
Illusionz

went for my morning run
came home for breakfast with family
time for dia promos
papa will hold pads for me afterwards
tfw all of this ends when semester starts in a week and I move away from home

KILL ME EEEEEE

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Emberfire
Vi.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Crazy_Nice
smurfing

iluvmen
iluvmen

@iluvmen

JUST A FEW HOURS MORE

THEY WILL FEEL MY VENGEANCE

Snarelure
Snarelure

Are the Lucian buffs going to matter for shit? Or is he still fucked because of itemization? What about the meme triforce build?

TechHater
TechHater

@Crazy_Nice
three 70% win rates with more than 10 games
What the actual fuck

@BlogWobbles
Probably going to get Hecarim first since

Lunatick
Lunatick

@iluvmen
What do you do when you're losing top lane?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Warwick looks shockingly balanced but theres no way 2.5 seconds of damage resistance AND a 1 second aoe stun for a single abilitiy point is going to make it out of PBE unscathed

Methshot
Methshot

@Illusionz
tfw semester starts in a few weeks
i'll be away from home for the first time
i haven't even finished my promos

I'm nervous, boys.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Lunatick
champion
opposing laner
jungler(s)
how hard

It depends.

@iluvmen

She's still going to be dreadful.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Lunatick
pick poppy

enjoy freelo even if you feed early

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Snarelure
Are the Lucian buffs going to matter for shit?

Barely.

Or is he still fucked because of itemization?

Yes.

What about the meme triforce build?

It's fucking dogshit. Have fun playing vs tanks.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Lunatick
You stop feeding first and foremost.

Take krugs/scuttle if the wave is pushed too far.

If your opponent freezes on you then just roam and teleport back when he breaks the freeze

Evilember
Evilember

Remember, a dead poro a day keeps the Lulufags away.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Methshot
You'll be fine, buddeh. My first week was breddy good. Then I wanted to go home, and the next month was absolutely horrible. Then it was fine again. Now it just sucks to leave when I come back home again, but it's gucci.

@Lunatick
Should probably reconsider life if you're losing as a gigalow IQ tank player. If you're playing carries, just don't.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@VisualMaster
Damn. I'll have to play Gunnigger another day then.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Emberfire
yorick
jayce
1/4/1 in 10 minutes

It was my first time laning vs a jayce as yorick. I just started playing him 2 days ago, but I'm NEET so thats a decent amount of games.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

why is the yasuo stereotype so horrendously true?

Evilember
Evilember

@King_Martha
Create a smurf and just play whatever you want on that account. That's what I do, but don't trick yourself into thinking that Gunnigger is any good because you smashed people in an elo where the majority are 5th graders.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberfire

screen

caped

takes2long
takes2long

fed as fuck 32/5 sivir
walk up
shoot her 2 times
shes dead
she was at full health
look at the stats says i shot her twice for 2077 each shot
didnt even have baron or elder or an elixer
mfw

as jhin this genuinely doesnt feel like an accomplishment despite how fucking real that got

i literally felt like i shot someone to death doing that

likme
likme

@Flameblow
Kalista is a nice waifu and I like you user

hopefully youre satisfied with your buffs

FastChef
FastChef

@likme
Kalista is a nice waifu
it's a sin to lie user

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

tfw AP Nashers/Rageblade Weedwick is dead

Fuck me dude. I'm gonna miss it.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Flameblow
@likme
Kalista is an awful waifu. She's a schizophrenic ghost of a 40 year old woman

Playboyize
Playboyize

@likme

only the shitty soloq stats will let us know

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@FastChef
she is nice, personally I think all of the people who have less popular waifus have better taste than your standard "breast waifu" "LULU IS THE CUTEST" and "Kat is my waifu but im NOT a cuck I promise!" fags

like Kalista gets even less love than fucking Quinn

but I just know the feel of having a less popular waifu ALL to yourself which is pretty nice

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Evilember
Eh, nah. I can't really get my rocks off stomping people who resemble bots. I just want to play Gunnigger without hampering my team.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Playboyize
kalista is a ghost
you put your dick in
you cant feel anything because shes a ghost
she can feel it
she demands you shoot your goo
youre probably not able to since ghost contact makes shit cold
cold touching dick kills boners
you will never be able to do anything unless you somehow place a fleshlight directly onto her ghost vag
and at that point shed probably kill you because shed treat it like cheating on your soul bond

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Snarelure

adcs are always gonna be shit because arpen doesn't exist anymore and lethality takes too long to scale up.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Here's a touching story.

Evilember
Evilember

@StrangeWizard
Sion.
I want to pick no mobility non-cancer champs but then this fucker shows up and just rapes you for not having mobility. Its like why bother playing the balanced shit?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@JunkTop
@Emberfire
plz respond

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

tfw catch a cold off of a work colleague
tfw turns in to bronchitis
tfw it's become pneumonia
tfw lost my promos because I played while i felt like shit
and all the way down to 0lp
literally 9 game loss streak

who else here /wageslave/

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Boy_vs_Girl
Why does Quinn get so much hate

implying you wouldn't tap the fuck out of this

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Emberburn
how bout I touch something else of yours cutie~

like your hand

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@iluvmen
No amount of cute art will make a cardboard personality work. She's plain, her kit is p boring too.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@StrangeWizard

that renekton went in while he already had a stack of bleed on him
darius got an auto off before being stunned
allowing him to get his stacks up quicker
auto > W
Q's just to be sure he gets the health to ult
R's

He played that perfectly. Renekton fucked up colossally.

Methshot
Methshot

at the risk of sounding like a faggot would anyone want some lewd greentext?

been getting bored and could probably whip up a few in a bit if i have a nice idea

pic unrelated
you know who you are

SniperWish
SniperWish

@iluvmen
I wouldn't because Riot fucked with her hair color too much.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@iluvmen

she sends a love letter to lucian

literally getting cucked by a guy with a dead wife.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Fuck the police.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Im going to the 7-eleven,does anyone want something !??

@ZeroReborn

same

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Methshot
yes greentext me slapping the shit out of you for being a faggot u dumbass

Nojokur
Nojokur

@JunkTop
@King_Martha
stop dying
stop trying to trade
Build armor
hope he doesn't dive you
hope he pushes the wave into your tower

Other than that just farm jungle or take scuttle if it's safe. Try to avoid falling so far behind in the future and just accept you'll probably miss a bunch of farm.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@CouchChiller
bring me kat pls
and a vanilla coke
thnx

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@iluvmen
took away her ZR

No I would not.

likme
likme

@Stark_Naked
Aw, absolutely.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@CouchChiller
get me a slurpee

@StrangeWizard
dont test me user, i can make you fap to that

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Evil_kitten
Yeah because Sona and Ahri are so interesting right
Every single lol character is a cardboard cutout

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Flameblow
dont test me user, i can make you fap to that

try me

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Garbage Can Lid
So is every Dota character and every Overhyped character etc.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

post them?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Garbage Can Lid
Ahri is actually fun to play

Sona isn't the most fun but she's simple and effective which is more then anyone can say for Quinn

They're also a lot more attractive and don't want bird dick.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Soft_member

get a rank 7 ahri in my game
she's against an ori
ahri ends the game 2/15

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Crazy_Nice
riot uses the PBE for testing and actual attempts at their manipulative balancing

yeahokay.jpg

Emberburn
Emberburn

vg vs vg sketchleague up latenight
room name vg vs vg
pass vidya

https://www.sketchleague.com/game/a4d841714249

room for 8

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@StonedTime
"i can only play ahri"
mastery 7

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TurtleCat
Not really proud of the Lux. Sort of looking to replace her.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Skullbone
Yet they're extremely popular so there must be something wrong in your premise

girlDog
girlDog

@CodeBuns

90 minute flex5 game

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Nojokur
thank you friend

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Methshot
yes, preferably futa on male

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@viagrandad
if i do will it be gay?
should i be a little girl for you?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

doesnt matter how many kills i have
doesnt matter if i can make a play like this
doesnt matter how many turrets i solo pushed
doesnt matter how many dragons i take
3/12 twitch did less than our nami against ziggs bot and lost us the game

sure glad adcs are viable right now

WebTool
WebTool

LoL 2014 World Champions tried Dota

they said it was insane and too hard to play

LOLBABS BTFO

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Sir_Gallonhead

p. rad.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BlogWobbles
surprise me, qt

takes2long
takes2long

im cum

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

NSFW results of vg vs vg

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@TurtleCat
update ignore lists

Flameblow
Flameblow

@FastChef
@Soft_member
Kalista is a tsundere. She's just needs to find the right person to crank open that cold exterior.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Your legacy skins mean nothing to me

all those year

mean nothing to me

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

elohelled animal jgler walks through mid and takes cannon
tell him to give me his red or I'll go afk
refuses
feed a kill down mid and go afk

He didn't believe in me, the absolutely elohelled madman!

Post /latest/ matches!!!!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@TurtleCat
I lost focus on what I wanted to role main.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@StonedTime
muh rare exclusive skins XD

God I hope they just Championship Riven every skin.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@StonedTime
poof now your load-in splash has a shitty little border on it

there you go snowflake just like championship riven

Nojokur
Nojokur

@happy_sad
IN*

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

How long would a philosophical conversation last between Taric, Ryze, and Yorick?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@CouchChiller

I'll show you my 9 game loss streak in a bit.

askme
askme

@Lord_Tryzalot
of course!

eGremlin
eGremlin

@CouchChiller
Malphite JG passes through mid on his way to blue, smites my cannon
Steal a jungle camp while he's taking it
He says "KYS fag" and tries to get everyone to report me
"it's only okay when you do it, then?"
"yes"

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@askme
DELET

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Methshot
Talon X Ezreal plz

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@WebTool
Micheal Jordan tries baseball
baseball is hard

Basketball fags btfo.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@New_Cliche
i cant bring myself to it user, im sorry for being a faggot

@Fried_Sushi
no gay
im not willing to do it whether the majority is gay or not

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Lord_Tryzalot
2017
Using condoms

whereismyname
whereismyname

@lostmypassword
i cant bring myself to it user, im sorry for being a faggot

wtf cmon dude whip up something for me hand in cock I'm ready to load don't disappoint me

iluvmen
iluvmen

@lostmypassword
at least specify then

posting shit like "taking FREE draw/writefag requests plz give me (you)s" without specifying "no gay/futa/X champion/this/this/and this" is just unfair user

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Emberburn
what the fuck is this?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Tell me a secret, /lolg/.
If you wanna talk about it, that's fine too.

likme
likme

@TurtleCat
@New_Cliche

What the hell do you people have against rare shit?

WebTool
WebTool

@Spazyfool
I recently hurt someone I really cared about and now I think I ruined my chances entirely

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@iluvmen
Quinn's fanbase is full of the tasteless dipshits who celebrate women characters getting redrawn as dumpy fatsos in burlap sacks because "They can finally take her seriously now". Quinn's entire concept is equal parts Bland and Uninteresting, and she appeals to people who like things as dull as possible.

Pic related. Quinnfags hate this picture.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Spazyfool
Failed dia3 promos, again.
I'm studying pure mathematics and I know I'm too dumb to ever be successful in this field. Place is filled with genius-tier autists who outperform me easily. I got good enough grades to pursue a masters, but in no way am I smart or motivated enough to pursue a PhD and do actual research. No idea what to do with my life :-^)

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Sir_Gallonhead
Chimes, since you are not playing Urgot too much atm, do you thing its time to bust out the Twisted Fate?
Bot lane can't be trusted these days.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Spazyfool
I'm 90% certain a qt wants my dick but I'm too socially autistic to make it happen

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Ignoramus
i hate that picture too

those legs quickly shrinking down to toothpicks
nipples as big as my fist
skintight leotard(?) that doesnt affect the shape or gravity of her bowling ball tits at all

whatever artist made this should really reconsider

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Bunny stream right now

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Ignoramus
actually the skin the guy you replied to proves your point really well

the fact that quinnfags BITCHED about her showing a little skin and her fanservice skin SHOWING some skin shows how tasteless and bland the fuckers are

Methshot
Methshot

@Ignoramus

tfw i like quinn
tfw i think her new skin is shit
tfw all these quinn fags giving me a bad name

just stop being fags.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Poker_Star
just become an actuary or some shit

StonedTime
StonedTime

Veeky Forums vs. Veeky Forums need 1

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Sir_Gallonhead
Which ever team has the autofilled adc autoloses

askme
askme

@Gigastrength
It really shows 25 win 53 losses is unbelievably bad.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@CodeBuns
Was this person straight up inting or were they actually that bad?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Firespawn
I am fully assfucking my bachelor's. Instead of having a semester of real analysis, some programming language, and statistics, I went for real analysis, ab algebra, non-linear deq. Repeat 6 times. I'd have to take a ton of other courses, but that's probs my only choice, yeah.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Poker_Star
I got good enough grades to pursue a masters
muh research
user that already makes you very smart
you can always find people better at x than you
there are plenty of companies who could benefit massively from your talents

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@askme
I told you this was my troll/untilt account. I would come on here fuck around, try new shit etc. Didn't expect to get perma'd on my main.

I plan to pay someone to smurf with me to level out my ratio since I get 17 lp per win and lose 21

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Fuzzy_Logic
nein

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Ignoramus
liking a girl to be normal is tasteless

I wish cowtit fags would just off themselves

@Harmless_Venom
@Methshot
I don't care for the new Quinn skin, I'm just upset that her skin is wasted on it. I just want my dragon themed skin or mech skin.

Evilember
Evilember

@Lunatick
If you're good enough to get a masters in pure math you're good enough to be an actuary. I believe in you user

if you want to cheat the system be an accountant and get paid to be bored

Firespawn
Firespawn

How do I stop taking this game so seriously? I want to get better but I know that requires me to be calm and level headed about my actions but sometimes I get so nervous playing that my hands shake a little during queue.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Lunatick
do programming user
not necessarily at uni, you can do it in your private time at your leisure as well.
it's an extremely important+useful skill to have
that's prob my only choice
user most people don't go to university at all... and even some of those acquire high qualifications and get high positions

askme
askme

@TreeEater
I want to breed that Quinn.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Is anyone else feeling like they're going to main the shit out of Warwick now?

Is it just me? Is the hype getting to me?

I literally feel like maining him into eternity once he's reworked. Holy shit.

farquit
farquit

@Firespawn
Take the game as a whole seriously, but don't take the individual matches seriously

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@StonedTime
Own PAX Jax
Riot can never give it out again without permission from PAX

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Firespawn
Don't worry user. Just play enough games to where it becomes routine.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@CodeBuns
all singed players deserve the death penalty

RavySnake
RavySnake

why is silver always 1v9?

enemy lee sin drags team to victory
ally lee sin gets his feet pull out of fountain to get raped 10 minutes into game

i seriously hope riot deletes this piece of shit of a champion

idontknow
idontknow

@Playboyize
Can you post more cute pictures of Shyvana to help?

Flameblow
Flameblow

tfw u cuck jiji out of his masters promo's for ur d2 promos

easy..

SniperGod
SniperGod

@idontknow
Shyv is for lewd.

DeathDog
DeathDog

why am i literally getting lee sin and shaco only junglers tonight?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@RavySnake
Just keep in mind some games are unwinnable. Assuming the MMR system is working you can basically expect at least one land to feed early and to get a JG that is bad/gets completely out jungled once every couple of games.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@idontknow
J4 acts real cool in this pic

thats nice, I like to think he feels the same way about her but she always acts embarrassed and shys away from him even tho she wants the same thing

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Flameblow

not feeding ur ass off with billy on your team

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Soft_member
@SniperGod
As long as she's happy, so am I.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@idontknow
Sorry user, Akali will have to do

King_Martha
King_Martha

What did he mean by this

Nobody said anything all game

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Flameblow
yea i almost started feeding, i dont even want to watch the replay to watch my boosted level 5 shit jesus just kill me now..

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@StonedTime
shyvfag is actually cool
unlike cuck katfags

how come Demacians are always the best?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Evil_kitten
She's plain because she's not a hell demon spawn with glowing eyes and an edgy background
bretty good.
She's a cute dyke, that's good enough of a personality for me. I do admit she could use some actual lore though.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@King_Martha
xerath
brand

That poor Wukong tried so hard.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Poker_Star
ywn be Demacian

Feels bad man.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Poker_Star
I never thought about it, but I do actually like most of the champions from Demacia. My first main when I started playing was Garen for the longest time. I don't even care for the Demacian creed or anything, but they have really great champions visually and lore wise.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TreeEater
Setting has some of the wildest things you can possibly imagine
Crazy powers, wonderous mutations, heroes, villians, and creatures all larger than life
You know what appeals to me? The boring chick with the stupid crossbow.

That's you

That's what wanting something to be "normal" gets you

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

tfw your silver scrub friend gets to plat before you

SniperWish
SniperWish

@DeathDog
their roster is pretty stacked right now

Poppy, Garen, Xin, Jarvan, Shyv, Vayne, Lucian, Sona, Quinn, Lux, and Fiora

Ive always been parcial to Bilgwater with TF being my main and MF being my secondary but other than those two Garens my top, lux is my second mid, and j4 is the only jungler I can play

WebTool
WebTool

Where is the black list again?

5mileys
5mileys

That's it for me tonight, good night everyone.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Nude_Bikergirl
so you're the scrub

idontknow
idontknow

@DeathDog
My favorite champs are Jax, Annie and Kayle
tfw unaffiliated

Emberfire
Emberfire

@5mileys
sweet dreams

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@5mileys
night cutie

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Lord_Tryzalot
Yes, always yes

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@5mileys
night babe, sleep tight

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberburn
implying huma woman aren't the best
being a degenerate
well i can hardly judge you

w8t4u
w8t4u

@likme
Wow its Riot's skins you entitled shitlord , they can do what they want with them????!?

there are probably 1 million people, easy, that started playing after the refer a friend stopped and a few million that never got it while it was available. Riot just spent its poor indie dev shekels to remake it and you honestly expect them to not put it up for sale?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@cum2soon
Unfortunately: yes. I got to gold 1 once, but never higher :<

iluvmen
iluvmen

@RavySnake
That source image is gay, isn't it.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Emberburn
Not wanting to settle down with a normie waifu

Snarelure
Snarelure

@whereismyname
but cait is a lesbian

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Snarelure
normie
lesbian
pick one

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@RavySnake
there are plenty of normal women with exceptional powers or personalities in league. Quinn is the Childhood Friend of League.

@whereismyname
At least Caitlyn is stuck up, rich, and has a big rack. That's 3 things that set her apart from Quinn.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Ignoramus
id play quinn if she looked like that

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Snarelure
But being gay is a crime user.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Do people like tomoka?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Snarelure
Proof?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Post saucy pictures of female league of legends

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Where is riddler? I need my to ask my shenpai some questions.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@BunnyJinx
:^)

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Emberburn
Tell 'em, user!
Also tell them about how Rek'Sai is the sexist thing to happen to this game :3

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

BBQ Olivers
Who thought this was a good idea?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I want to dance with Orianna and helplessly trying to make her happy.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BunnyJinx
~

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@PurpleCharger
Don't get too hyped. I remember being really excited for Lucian and stood up all night just for the update to release. Didn't play him that much after a few days.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@LuckyDusty
Come back when you've got your own pro team, kiddo.

:^)

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@LuckyDusty
Best thing about this is that the Olivers part comes from the olive oil to cook the BBQ chicken. Korea is a strange place.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Get a Cait ADC.
She pushes non-stop.
Plays like a literal bot.
Never wards.
Gets ganked non-stop.
Rages in /all.
Roam mid and help take tower.
Cait is constantly pinging me to attack bot tower.
The fuck you want me to do? You're playing like garbage. I'm not going to help gank-bait.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Raving_Cute
really excited to save up for champion
friend surprise gifts to me later
realize I'm too bad to play her

Inmate
Inmate

@Gigastrength
gank-bait
Describes ADCs in a nutshell, honesty.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@LuckyDusty

it could be worst

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@PurpleCharger
He looks fun, and was my first jungler and one of the first few Champions I got to Rank 5 with. I'm hoping the hype doesn't die down for me shortly afterward.

girlDog
girlDog

@Gigastrength
welcome to flavor town

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Emberfire

her

who

Evilember
Evilember

@Inmate
That game was really frustrating, though. I had them hardcore zoned out of lane. They were sitting on tower. And Cait never laid traps. Never warded. Just mindlessly pushed. So naturally the enemy jungler camped her and she went 0/3 in 10 minutes.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@PurpleCharger
He was my first main and then later on my mastery 5, so I'm really looking forward to it.

Hope he's fun.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Evilember
Sounds like you weren't warding or peeling for the cait. Your own fucking fault.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Harmless_Venom
win game to get into promo
lose back to back
65lp, win one and then lose one

this shit has happened over 3 times, tell me this shit is unlucky

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TreeEater
Elise isnt really that hard my dude, she just requires a couple games to get used to form swapping. Also take red smite over blue.

TechHater
TechHater

@Harmless_Venom
started with a win to get into promo
fail promo
win lose
back to where i started tonight

this is probably my 4th or 5th attempt to get back to s1

Techpill
Techpill

@ZeroReborn
You gotta provide a sauce for this one.

TechHater
TechHater

@TreeEater

damn, a shame you didnt get into her

she really fun and op, spiderfu desserves another chance maybe

Playboyize
Playboyize

@TechHater
playing anivia
bitching when you lose

Playboyize
Playboyize

So what's your favorite of the updated WW skins? What skins of WW do you have? I was unsure of how I felt about Marauder and Hyena, but seeing them in motion really made me enjoy them both.

StonedTime
StonedTime

who here breaking /loss/ streaks

@Playboyize

I really like Marauder.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Will I be able to build wit's end on new Warwick? I miss the item so much, used to build that shit all day on phoenix Udyr before it got nerfed.

I miss it so much lolg, I just want a melee on-hit champ not to be a meme.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Techpill

i fell bad for you

askme
askme

@StonedTime

zzrot darius

singed, i'm assuming?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TechHater
ywn grope a psider

JUST

cum2soon
cum2soon

@StonedTime
Really thinking of hopping on Ranked because my Normals MMR is fucked up and has me fighting Plats and even Diamonds every other match.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Playboyize
Hyena is dope, but I think they're all great except for Feral and Big Bad, mostly because they didn't do anything with the fuel rods in those two skins.

I'm a sucker for details.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Evil_kitten
Come on you know you wanna.

farquit
farquit

Which Galio skin should I buy to look the most like a onetrick?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

tfw when they finally banned emrakul and the fucking copter

I kind of wanted a gideon ban, too, but you can't ask for too much I guess.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Playboyize
The nami kept getting fished by blitz to make sushi for those poor kids in Africa.

And Of course our lee sin became useless to a shaco after 20 min

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@farquit

Not debonair or gatekeeper.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@StonedTime
I never understand why people have such trouble with blitz

Wait until someone gets hooked and blitz is now useless
All in their ADC
Free kill

Works every time.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Stark_Naked
I think the normal fuel rod fits for Feral since it's now more of a mental patient gone insane than wild beast.
You're right in that it doesn't fit BB at all, though, but they probably didn't feel too inclined to make something special for it considering its price.
That or they just couldn't think of anything unique for it.

Emberfire
Emberfire

mfw people say ez can't carry

w e w

@Lunatick
because thats not how it works

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Explain me, without using the following words, how is Ekko balanced.

negative win ratio, since this is a loaned account
normals, since rankeds are disabled
cancer, since Ekko is not cancer neither OP according to lolg
gook client, since Ekko's is the smugest motherfucker ever with his korean voice

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Hyena Warwick has a V8 on his back

Is that a jojo reference?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@farquit

Classic.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Get stomped hard by a Yorick
Feel bad because I know this loss is 100% my fault-
Yorick uses his GIGANTIC lead to build an IBG

Win

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@BlogWobbles
tfw still no HUMAN lightning mage champion
tfw still no group to play edh on cockatrice with
tfw izzet master race

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@ZeroReborn

ekko
balanced
ever

He's been nerfed once.

We all already know time nigger isn't balanced.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TurtleCat
Grixis or bust

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Garbage Can Lid
Are you sure? Those ones are pretty good though.
@Dreamworx
but that won't make me look like a one trick gargoyle

farquit
farquit

@TurtleCat
No Argonian champion

massdebater
massdebater

@Harmless_Venom

dumpster a yorick in lane
there is NO WAY he can recover
this nigga is 0/8
I'm Trynd and I'm forcing the enemy top turrets to explode on command.
Yorick goes missing
I ping it
Gets a quadra kill
adc tells me to kms and afks
lose off of that alone

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Deadlyinx
I certainly don't hate the two I mentioned, just felt like a little bit of a let down considering how cool some of the other ideas were like the V8 on Hyena or the volcano on Firefang. He looks great regardless now, so I really don't mind.

@AwesomeTucker
Mad Max more likely judging by the splash art.

idontknow
idontknow

@Illusionz

Classic Skin is what every otp uses.

likme
likme

@Firespawn
grixis
the "I listen to linkin park unironically" shard

whats next gonna tell me how dimir is your secondary choice?

if you wanna be three colors URW is the ONLY option

Nojokur
Nojokur

@ZeroReborn
Korean client
Everyone speaking Spanish
Really makes you think.
@TurtleCat
Izzet
Not Jace
You merely adopted the blue. I was born in it. Molded by it.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Illusionz
They're good, but you won't look like a one trick. Debonair is too popular, and generic one trick skins generally aren't legendary or ultimate.

Just use the one you like most bud, rank 7 mastery would make you look more like a one trick than any of his skins would.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nojokur
they made tamiyo fucking bant because this faggot fuckler is the only mono blue planeswalker they'll allow anymore
I'm still mad

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TurtleCat
tfw izzet master race

Hell yeaaaah. U/R twin was the most fun I've had playing magic, still not quite over the ban. The reason for it was "people have to play removal, how unfair" and now modern is nothing but linear decks, great job.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Nojokur
All South Americans are either fucking gigantic weaboos or hyper catholic gang retards there are no exceptions

It's fucking mindbaffling its like black people

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Get a Yasuo on my team.
He goes 0/8.
I fucking hate ranked.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Supergrass
Don't worry senpai. He were never meant to be on par with the greatest planeswalker that ever lived anyway.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@MPmaster
More like they didn't want a single deck fluctuating between 20-30% of the metagame at any given tournament.

I just wish it hadn't made the meta so homogenous, I liked the deck, but it was so commonly seen it was boring as fuck.

RUG and BUG are best girls

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@MPmaster
Haha. Gank-bait is mad af.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@iluvmen
futa isn't gay so no :^)

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

was Plat 2 last season
placed in Silver 5
have to play Silver 2 promos against all plats and diamonds

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Nojokur
jace

shows how much you know about lore when you actually LIKE the highschool teenager self insert

OMG Im SOOO traumatized from me being a cunt and killing my master with my AMAZING mental powers im so SMART but I cant handle my power, better wipe my mind clean instead of dealing with my issues and learning from my mistakes
skip to dragons maze
OMG my AWESOME GENIUS intelligence got me into some trouble, better mind wipe myself to forget all the information im going to DESPERATELY need later on in the story

fucking idiot

@Supergrass
tamiyo was the only based mono blue walker
walk the pains collecting sweet sweet knowlege to bring back to my comfy tower
find out innistrad was btfo
feels bad man

@MPmaster
I was always a UR delver player for modern, but after tarkir and all delver decks splashed black I moved on to blue moon

my secondary was URW control since I LOVE RTRs WU cards

Methshot
Methshot

@Lord_Tryzalot
He doesn't know how MMR works.
Not surprising from a plat, tbqh.

You'll still defend the system later when someone later tells you this story.
Probably already defended the system before saying, "You get the rank you earned!"

Booteefool
Booteefool

@lostmypassword
@TurtleCat

gentleman of distinguished taste

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TurtleCat
tfw still no HUMAN lightning mage champion
Still no proper male human mage, closest thing we have is ryze and swain

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lord_Tryzalot

get gold 3 last season
go 7/3
get gold 4
first game i play in proper ranked
all plat last season on the enemy team
my team has 2 gold last seasons
3 silver lasts season who somehow got gold in their new placements
this goes on for 10 games
finally won a game
check after game
there were 3 plat last season on my team
2 golds (me and some other dude)
enemy team were entirely silver

REALLY MAKES YOU THINK.

This shit is fucking rigged.

Methshot
Methshot

Not a single fucking dreadnova gangplank fan art

jesus

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Booteefool
tfw im also the Talon x Ezreal poster

HAHA gotcha, praise my taste more~

@Sharpcharm
Twisted Fate is a proper mage, so is Zilian

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Skullbone
I dont think it ever had 20% of the meta. U/R was always about 8-12% and grixis twin had a few percentages. I only played the matchup from the twin side, but every match with an interactive deck was a blast and very rewarding to play correctly.

I just want to play some snapcasters and remands, okay?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@King_Martha

more info; ofc i fed in some games. who can quite honestly say they go 10/0 constantly and win.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

What champions are safe picks top lane? Like someone that doesn't require a lot of effort just to stay even or someone that can beat annoying picks like Renekton and Teemo...

pls send help

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Dreamworx

safe picks

Diaperman.

You die in lane and you're level six and the enemy is melee?

Congratulations. You get a free kill because you now deal true damage to them.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Dreamworx
It's extremely hard to shut a Sion down. Start DRing and farm with E.

The downside is that he kinda falls off IF you don't know what you're doing.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Dreamworx
@StonedTime
@VisualMaster

Sion is also a solid pick. High burst, high cc. Useful at any stage of the game.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Snarelure
Geriatric
A guy who throws cards
eeeeeeeeeeeh

SniperWish
SniperWish

@King_Martha
@Lord_Tryzalot
Those are symptoms of a shortage of players.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TreeEater
He kinda drops off mid-game, and late-game you have to be pretty good at Sion to win teamfights since you can't just brute-force with base-damage.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Requesting this as any character from the roster

i plan to make a big poster of it

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Decide to play a normal game since ranked going down soon
Get Diamond Yasuo on my team, even has rank 5
'ez game'
Goes 0/8/0 in lane and starts flaming team
fug

Skullbone
Skullbone

@SniperWish

shortage of players
means you get more players in roles they dont play
this is an automated system doing this
making matches unfair for oneside

So it's rigged. Gotcha.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Tfw fucking retarded
Tfw the snowdown stuff and limited skins are gone
Now I'm sitting on 3500 rp with nothing to spend it on
Will have to wait a year to get the skin I wanted
FUCKING FUCK CUFKC UFK CIFUCIK AFUJKDAGTNJD KILL ME FUYCJKDCCCCCCC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Supergrass
Supergrass

@New_Cliche
snappys and remands

C O N T R O L B O Y Z

personally I like to pair mine with supreme verdicts and revs but thats just me

My favorite mtg card of ALL time is still Think Twice

that card was my introduction to competitive mtg when I went to my first fnm during innistrad standard and every second turn that card came out

UGH the card advantage and being able to pass turn holding up mana for a counterspell, watching them decide to just pass and me dropping the sweet sweet card that JUST says my next turn im gonna play a land and pass

I fucking LOVE Twink Twice

@Flameblow
its more about just being a mage that casts a spell, cards are his medium, if you really want just a regular magic user then Ezreal fits the bill, tho hes AD hes really just a male human who USES magic

cum2soon
cum2soon

@StonedTime
@VisualMaster
@TreeEater
Well I won't know what I'm going to do because I haven't played Sion yet.

takes2long
takes2long

Which league girl would you cum inside of and then take responsibility and live a plain life in a suburb with exactly 2.5 children?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@takes2long
Domesticating punk lesbians and turning them into submissive housewives is LITERALLY my fetish.

likme
likme

@takes2long

who would be wife material

quinn probably.

most down to earth (haha get it she flies on a bird) league girl desu.

Other than that, maybe vi.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Methshot
placements are fucked, not MMR in general m8

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Evilember
making moves with your rook
get angry when bishop counters you

That's how retarded you sound.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@BinaryMan
Excuses.

Emberburn
Emberburn

tfw contestbro forgot to update

WebTool
WebTool

@Supergrass
Think twice is still a pretty good card in pauper. I honestly have more fun playing pauper than modern, lol. At least you can play blue cards there and have some cool counter wars.

5mileys
5mileys

@TurtleCat
Nice slippery slope of an argument there

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Deadlyinx
???
the whole MMR/rank disparity isn't too bad as long as it doesn't get excessive, which is what happens to some people with placements

Techpill
Techpill

@VisualMaster
Can someone build me a time machine please? I'm literally kicking myself right now, I even looked up a guide on how to do it. So much ragret right now. Why the fuck did I wait so long?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@VisualMaster
spend it all on keys and reroll skins maybe you'll get it ;^)

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@VisualMaster
mfw sion tried to fight me level 1 as quinn

My lane nigger

likme
likme

@WebTool
my dream deck is UW control for modern since some lists still run Think Twice

a few even run red for bolts and helixs so I can still stick to my UR roots

those stupid UW manlands with vigilance cost so much fucking money tho and whenever I DO have the money my store doesnt have any in stock

Evilember
Evilember

@Fuzzy_Logic
Playing Quinn top

kys

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@iluvmen
so i was having a great winning streak with shyvana and decided to play with a friend who wasn't so far below me but doesn't play as often. we lost the match and ever since it seems like i get really trashy team mates. is it because of mmr? because i thought it only affected how much lp you won or loose not who you get paired with.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Dreamworx
Nautilus

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Supergrass
I want a champ that feels like a proper mage like veigar but in a form I can self insert autistically.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@CouchChiller
Someone translate this image

Emberburn
Emberburn

@VisualMaster
Who you're paired with is entirely based on MMR. In fact LP gains/losses are only based on MMR because they're actually based on who you're paired with, which is based on MMR.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Boy_vs_Girl
threaten to build ravenous hydra on shen for pushing

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

tfw u get this singed on ur team

must feelbad man

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Illusionz
Woah edge nice ad hominem

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

na ranked is down
decide to transfer to eune
have to patch
takes 30 mins
get in game
polish ragers and feeders
i thought eune was scandinavia???????

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Fuzzy_Logic
Bad Sion then, he SHITS on Quinn.

massdebater
massdebater

@Evilember
Stay cucked meleefag

WebTool
WebTool

@Illusionz
implying bishops are balanced

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Nojokur
ad hominem
you might want to learn what these words mean before spouting out diarrhea and looking like a retard

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Emberburn
so i fucked up big time hu? had i lost without the win streak it probably wouldn't have such a devastating effect. no problemo just need to win harder. thanks.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Garbage Can Lid
I know that feel, Ral (the guy I keep posting) is my self insert for mtg

thats the reason I want one for league too, in any fantasy games I always play an edgy lightning user and im really sad leagues only options for me are a rat or a slut

I wish theyd give TF a skin where his Q turns into little bolts, his W become 3 blue red and yellow bolts, his auto attacks become bolts, his E makes little ball lightning appear around him and his ult is him zapping somewhere Raiden (from mortal kombat) style

but TF never gets any interesting skins

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Sir_Gallonhead
How

SniperWish
SniperWish

user. do replays work for you? I download a bat file, the game started but it's just a black screen. Tried on other sites with the same result
http://www.leagueofgraphs.com/summoner/lan/aldebharam

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Fried_Sushi
I think you need to learn how to read a map.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Emberburn

Who you're paired with is entirely based on MMR.

I'm in a positive wr
get matched against plats
get silvers/goldies on my team
lose 10 in a row
my mmr is now fucked
get plats on my team
silvers/goldies on the enemy team
my mmr isn't actually fucked

Riot's MMR system is fucked, mate.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@WebTool
master race reporting in

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Emberburn
In fact LP gains/losses are only based on MMR because they're actually based on who you're paired with
[citation needed]

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@SniperWish

LAN
Using a shitty site

replay.gg

Snarelure
Snarelure

@CouchChiller
u dont understand how mmr works huh

DeathDog
DeathDog

Dear /lolg/,

one of your autistic faggots has escaped and is running rampant in /nosg/. Please come pick him up.

t. nostalrius general

JunkTop
JunkTop

@kizzmybutt
Can you nigger read the post and see the screenshot?

farquit
farquit

@DeathDog
Keep him/it

Until your server gets shut down again cuck.

t. /lolg/

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Supergrass
If you're paired with players above your current rank you'll get more LP per win than if you were pair with people of your rank. Additionally if your team average MMR is lower than the enemy team's average MMR you'll also get more LP gains.
This is the very basis of the MMR system, it's why everyone isn't just paired with people of the exact same rank every game.

idontknow
idontknow

@TreeEater
Quinn shits on Melee because of her E. They try to jump on her, she kicks away then throws a bird at them.

That's now how Sion lane goes. Sion doesn't go near you, you don't go near Sion. Sion spends entire game farming with E. And there's fuckall you can do about it, any mistakes he makes he soaks up with his Shield, and trying to harass him under Tower is playing Russian Roulette because one wrong move and you're CC'd for six years.

So you think okay, I can't kill him, but he can't kill me, right? Then one of those minions he was E'ing clips you slightly and you lose a third of your health. And while you're standing their trying to comprehend the bullshit that is Sion's base-damages, he's already lining up the next shot.

This is why you NEVER pick Ranged into Sion.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Snarelure

i should be matched with ranked opponents and teammates of similar mmr
I'm getting clusterfucks of all kinds of ranks and mmr
the game I had with plats on my team had a 900 mmr difference

It's fucked.

WebTool
WebTool

@idontknow
So E's the go-to Max first against ranged champs, is what you're saying?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@DeathDog
Lumi is still around
How many generals has he ruined so far? It's been at least lolg and the dawngate general

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Stupidasole
no theres a thing called hidden mmr and until everyone plays around 1-200 games it won't be evened out properly bud

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@CouchChiller
Keep the ad hominems up bud you look real cool

Bidwell
Bidwell

@WebTool
You max E first 90% of the time. You ONLY max Q first against people who can't dodge it, like Rumble or Rango. aka champs you never fucking see, which is why you max E first 90% of the time.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@DeathDog
Playing MMOs
Playing WOW
You have to go back

Evilember
Evilember

Jungle Warwick
Every game in my match history for the past 2-3 hours has been jungle Warwick
Pretty much all victories
PBE blind pick
Oh god why am I doing this
My team instantly start bitching at each other
Support and adc are obviously premade and are on something like skype
Top Quinn "Don't worry guys, she's a viable top, just wait and see"
Mid Nidalee
Bott Thresh and Tristana
Quinn gives first blood at 3 mins
Nidalee fails constantly
Thresh can't land his grab for shit
Tristana feeding
All turrets pushed
Inhibs down
Everyone dies when they go to check Baron
They didn't wait for me
Only one alive
Oh fuck this shit
B and grab Warmogs
Jump onto Ez with my ult from across the map and activate Titanic Hydra
Rape his ass
Kill Katarina
Singed throws me away
Flash towards him
Kill him
Lulu and GP start to run
Hit Lulu a few times
Passive activates
kill GP
Kill Lulu
PENTA KILL
Destroy 2 mid turrets
Head cos low health
Finish build
Team now think we can win
All push mid
Inhib down and in base
Enemy team start to spawn
Fucking killing time
Kill Ez again
DOUBLE KILL
TRIPLE KILL
QUADRA KILL
PENTA KILL
Holy fuck what have I become
Rape last 2 turrets and Nexus
Holy fuck WW GG
GG wp WW
5 honourable opponent
4 teamwork
6 friends requests
2 game invites
Regularly get pentas now, 4 victories now and about to get 5.
New Warwick is a fucking killing machine with the right items

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

And now we play our favourite game together Veeky Forums:

guess the elo.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Need_TLC
I want you to tell me, what part of my argument was an ad hominem. And then I want you to tell me what you think an ad hominem is.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@AwesomeTucker
*monkey sounds intensify*

Skullbone
Skullbone

@w8t4u
this holy shit

SniperGod
SniperGod

@RumChicken
dawngate
i played the shit out of that and died with the game

thank fuck i managed to befriend a dev of that game

mina faris lilin main with swastika loadout for maximum best support

It died because EA didn't like f2p from the start and didnt want to shill a game they didnt like. to this day i still hope it will come back

RumChicken
RumChicken

@viagrandad
domesticating Vi
I reckon she'd be the one doing the domesticating user

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RumChicken
It's been at least lolg and the dawngate general
wait what?
we had a dawngate general?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Do you know that feel when you want to murder everyone?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evilember
PBE
Stopped right there, you fucking cock sucker

SniperWish
SniperWish

@w8t4u
@Skullbone
trust me it can get worse.

so much worse.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@AwesomeTucker
diamond

RumChicken
RumChicken

@RumChicken
I like a challenge.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@RumChicken
vi and cait will never use you as their sex toy
why even live?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@SniperGod
what about it?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@SniperWish
post more pls

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Anyone have the picture where the lee sin says "Ima insec this draven" then he says lag.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@idontknow
Good thing I can press R kill you midlane and be back in time to shove the wave.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

1-5 more crown royale
6-0

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Evil_kitten
Nice middle ground fag I'll explain myself once you stop with the fallacies

Inmate
Inmate

@TurtleCat
low plat, here's a complimentary webm for trying though
@Methnerd

here you can have my favourite one, this was low diamond high plat

Methnerd
Methnerd

anybody else use Linux?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@takes2long
what do you mean 2.5 children

King_Martha
King_Martha

Rumble is free
Everyone and their mothers is picking this shit tier champ due to worlds and feeding

Stop.

Rumble is the worst top planer you can take, Id rather have a bad yasuo or B5 Riven than a good Rumble. He is so fucking shit that even people who main him cant break out +50wr

Fucking shitpickers I swear

Spamalot
Spamalot

@SniperWish

"Raging monkey sounds intensify"

farquit
farquit

@DeathDog
The EXACT same thing can be said of Sion. Roaming is the only strategy where you go even with Sion though, could go either way.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methnerd
yes
6.XX just fucking kills wine right now

eGremlin
eGremlin

@VisualMaster

SOURCE ME UP FAMPAI

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@takes2long
Kallista tbqh.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Inmate
last one for now, about to go in-game

this one is from a Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums

iluvmen
iluvmen

Just tell me, how do i stop being shit?
What are some things i should do more of to be less of a shitter?
I like jungle and want to get good at carrying games so what champions should i learn?
I just want to get out of bronze.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Sir_Gallonhead
oh wow a level 11 morgana with her summs beat a level 10 ezreal wooooooo

Lunatick
Lunatick

@PurpleCharger
t. ezreal

iluvmen
iluvmen

@iluvmen
vision ks viable builds and good champions
you can play anything out of bronze but youll need every edge you can get get

FastChef
FastChef

try playing jungle
everyone blames me for everything that goes wrong
everyone expects me to be everywhere at once
other jungler takes my shit and nobody cares
how the fuck do people play this role what a nightmare

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@iluvmen
Dont play shit champs lie Rumble,Sion,Syndra etc
Dont fall for memes

5mileys
5mileys

@iluvmen
Find a champ you like, can be basically pretty much champ. Then autistically play that same champ until you know everything about that champ and how it should be played. After this, keep being an autistic one trick. It's much better to learn to be a God at one champ, than be mediocre at many

cum2soon
cum2soon

@FastChef
People bitching that their "smurf" friend didnt get jungle
Cry even more when I do Blue instead of red
Dont even shut the fuck up after I double kill axy man of noxus and man of many fists.
Complain even when Im punching down the Nexus

People are just ungrateful fucks, ignore them

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Get to Gold 5
Paired with a fuckton of silvers that drag you down and pick 4 AP champs when you lock in ziggs bot lane every single game
Demoted to Silver 1
this is the dumbest league ever, you pick a normal ADC you feed because you have no support and if you pick a mage bot lane like Riot wants you to this season you get trolls who think singed would carry harder than you implying they're not braindead inbred retards who play league because they can't get a job, can't go to school, and have no social life like myself

I almost want to be back in school so I can be away from retards like this Sona

happy_sad
happy_sad

@FastChef
@cum2soon
as soon as something even remotely annoying is said, not necessarily to you, /mute all and you're good to go
it's not like people actually use chat for something useful

5mileys
5mileys

I want it back

Methnerd
Methnerd

@5mileys
Who is a good champ for 1 tricking in the jungle? I prefer tanky/bruser champs with good CC like pantheon and rammus.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Evil_kitten
rumble is shit
2nd highest pick rate top lane lcs 2016

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@PackManBrainlure
maybe you should just play actual ad's like a real adc :^)

pic related, my le games for the night x D

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Methnerd
vi

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Evil_kitten
Rumble, Sion, Syndra
Shit
Uninstall the game

askme
askme

@StrangeWizard
Over 5 games ON A SINGLE DAY

Snarelure
Snarelure

@StonedTime
LCS
Youre not in LCS user, you dont have the same level of coordination or skill. Hes shit but that doesnt mean pro players cant overcome that

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

is lamb gay

idontknow
idontknow

@CouchChiller
no

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@PackManBrainlure
literally demoting from g5

lul

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
Being a newfag
stopped right there

WebTool
WebTool

@Methnerd
Rengar is good for that. Build Warrior and Cleaver then full tank after if you like bruisers. Good for stomping noobs. Shyvana is alright, so is Vi. It's more important to find a champ you like than one who is considered 'good'. If you're not having fun with a champ you're not going to put 100% into playing it, keep that in mind.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@idontknow
proof?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Snarelure
Heavy implications fag I could fill in for anybody on any team but M5

viagrandad
viagrandad

@askme
meanwhile teddyro has 600 games played a month in, whats ur point?

takes2long
takes2long

@DeathDog
wolfs cock goes into lamb
proofed

JunkTop
JunkTop

@SniperWish
Le old fag culchure

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@takes2long
I'll need auditory, visual, kinetic or olfactory evidence of this otherwise she's a carpet muncher.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Poker_Star
big long words make me sound smarter, and therefore, cooler to my peers

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Quick question,

With the nerf of Karma's shield coming will she still be relevant or will another support take her place? I was considering picking up Nami to replace her. My champ pool is Janna, Soraka, Karma and naut.

WebTool
WebTool

@Carnalpleasure
morgana is always viable, pick her up

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Poker_Star
visual
Do you have a problem with reading?

King_Martha
King_Martha

I just love games that are about to end xD

girlDog
girlDog

@Carnalpleasure
nami...

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Carnalpleasure
It was mainly toplane nerfs

JunkTop
JunkTop

@King_Martha
picking le diaperman
Your own fault

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@viagrandad
@Supergrass
IT WAS A J O K E

I'M ASKING
TO
POST LEWD LAMBS

I guess subtle humor flies over the head of Europoors

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@King_Martha
not going into ai
pleb
i can fit another match in

idontknow
idontknow

@5mileys
We can't go back

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Carnalpleasure
@girlDog
Nami is for cute and hugs, NOT for lewd

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evil_kitten
Apparently you can't tell jokes you knob shiner

King_Martha
King_Martha

:3!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Reminder that Tarzaned is the only jungle talent NA has

cum2soon
cum2soon

@LuckyDusty
who is pobelter
who is reignover

TechHater
TechHater

@LuckyDusty
@cum2soon
xmithie is legitimately very good and consisted

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

rippiu see you in three hours :3

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Hang yourself /lolg/ you're all a bunch of fucking cunts

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

down 15 kills
midlaner left the game
9/0 rengar on the enemy team
4/0 camille

i hate this

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evil_kitten
MY OOGA TEAM BOOGA

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

broodmother is now added to the game
how mad are you

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Methshot

The only way to reach Challenger:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2bzpqNSQeQ

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@LuckyDusty
right because being rank 1 automatically makes him good in lcs
just like flaresz
and goldenglue like 2 years ago

girlDog
girlDog

@Evil_kitten
she slides her mask up revealing a smile
"come on user, lets have some fun"
wolf bites your shirt and pulls you to the ground
you feel a light touch on your chest
its her
its lamb
her soft cheeks resting on your waist
a giggle is held in while she smiles
"you're a bit nervous aren't you user? don't worry, i'll take good care of you~"
she takes off the mask
her face is glowing with light from the night sky
you're in awe from such a beautiful sight
"oh, what's this? you're excited aren't you~"
she stands up and reaches for your belt
"N-no STOP!"
she laughs and unbuckles it anyway
her hands grip your pants from the inside
with one fluid pull it unveils her prize
"oh wow... you're a big guy"
without a single moment of hesitation you break free from wolf's jaws and say "for you"

@idontknow
dont open the wounds again dammit
the dev im friends with can still get a server running but EA would stop us. i even showed him the pic of the mina cosplayer and he started crying. he never expected people to even so much as draw art, yet cosplaying?

Evilember
Evilember

@viagrandad
Does that dumbass still play? I remember when he was rank 1 and all the actual pros made fun of him.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Raving_Cute
kk i kek'd

viagrandad
viagrandad

@girlDog
just host the server in russia or some country that doesnt give a flying fuck about copyright laws

like africa

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

FUCK I hate playing against camille

hey I get to attack her
oops nope she gets a shield
hey she's almost dead
oops nope there she goes over the wall
hey I'm almost dead but I'm getting away, sweet
oops nope here she comes from two screens away
whatever I still have my dash for that last bit of distance
oops nope here comes her ult
oh okay whatever I can just-
oops nope you can't actually leave her ult range unless you kill her, die, or wait it out, also she deals a ton of damage and has a slow

okay

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TurtleCat
@Firespawn
@likme
@Nojokur
@Supergrass
@MPmaster
@Skullbone
@lostmypassword
@Booteefool
@New_Cliche
@Supergrass
@WebTool
@likme

15 lands.
45 spells.
Absurd combo kills.

Legacy. The way Magic was meant to be, feat. "I have severe depression and want to kill myself every day.dec"

Because card games are fucking amazing and Twisted Fate remains FREELO

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@viagrandad
hes still under contract so not much i can really do

but at least i have access to basically everything now. i can see what happened behind the curtains

zalgus was his favorite
he worked so hard constantly to the point of him never playing it because he never felt it was good enough

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@girlDog
Don't get triggered but if you go to the Dawngate reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/dawngate/ people still post about it now on occasion. There's apparently two other games in homage of it being developed; Shardbound and Aetherforged, and several restoration projects going on. It's kind of amazing to know that even years after it's dead people still can't stop thinking about it.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Crazy_Nice
still under contract

so have him give the shit to someone else

'my laptop with a copy of all the files was stolen lol'

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Best girl.
Best hands.
Best wife.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Dreamworx
I'd agree with you, but you cant play a cardgame with yourself. Nobody here plays legacy and I don't have the money for a deck either. I guess I could buy a deck from china, but that's kinda fucked up.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Dreamworx
tfw played MTG before I started playing league
TF was who I decided was gonna be my main
bought my fav skin (at the time) for him which was Jack of hearts till they fucked his splash art, so now I use Musketeer
650k+ champ mastery

I prefer modern tho, I dont really care for yu-gi-oh style card games so legacys turn 3 win gameplay style isnt something I like, tho if I did play itd be delver or miracles since I like control

Booteefool
Booteefool

@BunnyJinx
you cant play a cardgame with yourself
what is solitaire etc

MPmaster
MPmaster

@BunnyJinx
@Dreamworx

Forgot my pic.
"I have severe depression and want to kill myself every single day.dec"

And user, proxies are the way to go. Most of us with duals are happy to let you play with proxies duals if it means we get a chance to play Legacy.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Skullbone
I want to impregnate her,,,,

farquit
farquit

@BlogWobbles
i can ask for stuff, its just a matter of how much i can get. source? probably a small sample of it. special docs and concept art, maybe a standalone client to work offline? probably. server shit to make my own server? no idea but maybe?

its risk it all and lose my way into EA for fun things, or dont do anything and just wait

@Evil_kitten
user did you read @girlDog
yet?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@MPmaster
B̴̵̶̢̞̠͖͙̲͔͕͙͔̪̙̰̭̓̋̆̓ͫ̃̊ͧ͌̃̂̔͌̐ͮ͘ͅA̵͗̽̒́ͦ͘͟҉͏̱͈̣̠͎̲̘̞̦̟̜̻̤C̨͈̫̬͙̹͔͉͐͋̂̾̂ͧ͐̿̚̚K̵̨̯͍̝͙̩̀ͮͪͣ̅ͣ̾̍̉ͨ̆̋͊̀͐̂̽̀̀ ͉͓̙̩̇͛̈̅̔̑͋̊ͦ͋̚͢͝T̡̙̳̬͍͔͈͙̻̮̮͚̞͇̦ͬͣͨ̑͒ͯ̐̓̌̾̒̋̽́́̕͡H̷̨̢̲̱̥̦̦͎̦̘̥̥ͤͫ̅͆̅͒ͣ̎̄̊͞Ȩ̨͇̗̼̦̹͍̫̤͖̱̥͎̼̫͕̙̖̦̲̃̎̏ͯ͒́ͫ̈́ͧͨ̅ ͊̅̇҉̷͝͏͏̫͉͍̗̮̩̼̯̩̱̜F̨̝̱̪̮̬̺̗̰͕͂͗ͬ͆̒̈́ͭ́͝ͅŲ̵͎̤̦̣͍̙ͫ̏͆͌̔ͩ̈ͩ̃͆̂͒ͪ͟͝C̟̮̞̦̲̲̫̮̳̙̙ͯ̑̒̄̏̀̌̋͆̕͢Ḱ̓͊̍̑͂̑ͭ̿ͣ̔͗͌̈́̀҉̲̘͖̝̭͖͇̭̰͈̲̥͈̠͇̝̙̺ ̂̎́ͭ̇̍͒̀͏̡̝͕͙̜̗̩͓̱̺̣̺͢Ọ̸̙̝̱ͧͪ̂̐͛ͣ̊̈̌ͨͭ̃ͤ͆̾́͢͞Fͫͪ̃̍͆ͬͪͫ̉͊ͣͦ͏̦̰̳͙͓̮ͅF̲̬̙̭͙̱̣̲͉̺̜̌̂̒͐̎̓̊ͫ̓ͤ̓̇͆͆̚͝͝?̡̛̳̝̺̼̱̳͚̥̜̎̌ͮ̈́̉̓́ͧ͒́͗̍̊͆͒̐ͤ?̨̼̙͎̝͙̥̪̩̫͕̣̝͇̮ͯ̍͋ͨ̓ͦ͑́͌͂ͩ̇͡!̶̶̹̤̭̩͍̭̞̤̜̫̞͉̯̰ͣ̌̒̽͊̂͗̎ͨ̈̋ͨ͌͡͡͝ͅͅ?̸̢͈̼͇̬̳̩̱̖͙̬̜̮̘̖̣̫̱̯̈́͒͆̊̐̒̑ͯ̾̐̌͂̇͜͡!̡̹̘͚̩͎̘͔̦̟̖̝͌̉̀̀͋͌́͘͝

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Need_TLC
Legacy is fucking weird.
Sometimes it's over in five minutes because you're versus Belcher.
Other nights it's still game 1 50 minutes into the round because two Miracle pilots are still wanking under their locks
sometimes you get decks grinding each other out, even storm decks like ANT
But against other matchups (I'm looking at you Eldrazi and D&T), storm is just trying to combo out before the lock and the game is decided on turn 3-4.

It's an amazing card game at this level.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@farquit
very nice

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Firespawn
She could be all of /lolg/ personel cumslut :)

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Lord_Tryzalot
out of 10 how would you rate it
big guy

Methnerd
Methnerd

@King_Martha
all of
personal
wew

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Need_TLC
modern is way more like yugi-oh. It's just linear decks punching each other in the face. Legacy has way more interaction than modern, modern doesn't even have a real control deck atm.

farquit
farquit

@Deadlyinx
4u/5

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Booteefool
Woah dank strawman gameboy

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Firespawn
those 3 pixels in one eye being wrong bugs me
this imperfection means your waifu is shit
@farquit
should i type more or was there not enough potential to whip a dick out

SniperGod
SniperGod

Has anyone gotten back to their elo where they can't win lane guaranteed anymore? I'm back in Plat 1 and it feels pretty good. Up until now I've just been mindlessly grinding out games but now I have to try again.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

NA Unavailable
New patch hype

Methnerd
Methnerd

@SomethingNew
Is this the patch with the WW rework and the karma/peesin nerfs?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Crazy_Nice
Tfw Zalgus is one of the guys I always think about when I think Dawngate
I also remember Cerulean's voice lines
"OIM AT A MILLIUHN PAHCENT"
"NEOH WEAY! THEY MUST HAVE CHEETED"

Flameblow
Flameblow

@ZeroReborn
its an amazing card game at any level, pro tour is good even in standard

the difference is that modern is more accessible due to prices, but also availability of the cards without having to jump through hoops to get certain cards that you NEED to for a competitive list

legacy is just crippled by the fucking reprint list so they cant make new shit to increase the popularity of the game and so you have to go to big tournys to even PLAY it

tho it is pretty enjoyable when you actually know what youre doing, having to know every deck in the format and planning for shit like force of will and just losing on your opponents second turn is pretty crazy

@Raving_Cute
nah, yu-gi-oh is about quick turn 2 wins JUST like legacy, the only difference is that yu-gi-oh players dont deny it

modern is ALL interaction and having to play around what you know your opponents has in order to stop their momentum or to kill them before the combo comes

legacy is the same thing except instead of taking 7-10 turns for a match to end (like modern) it takes 3-4

modern is like a mage vs mage 1v1 with two items + boots, legacy is a 1v1 at full build

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

POST YFW 7.1 PATCH NERFS AND BUFFS

did your main get destroyed?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Primal Howl
This doesn't seem very balanced.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Methnerd
WW rework is next patch, karma and lee nerfs are live now

Emberburn
Emberburn

Queue for ranked
Join game/ friends on other team
I'm a shaco one trick with 1.5mil mastery points
camp his lane all game
I'm 25-0
end game in 18 minutes
ask to duo
he deletes me
hehehehehehe

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@PackManBrainlure
i always turned off VA. i never like VA in these games, despite how good they were

i still dont know what many of them sound like and ill never know because i refuse to turn on VA

Mina holds up better without the voice after i heard her voice

you can mod league to have the announcer packs from dawngate active over normal ones.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@New_Cliche

So you're saying the current Match Making Rating, is fucked? and I'll have to play 200 games roughly till it's actually balanced out and MMR isn't fucked.

Gotcha.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Emberburn
shaco looks like hes holding toy knives
tfw old splash art was really shit

FastChef
FastChef

@Stupidasole
It took me 50 games to get back to my last season rank. Have you tried winning?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BunnyJinx

Hey, that's not Battle Roar.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TreeEater
swain
safe pick

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nojokur
Rengar was a mistake.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@FastChef

I'm already at my rank last season.

Go figure. Games are still unbalanced, fucko.

5mileys
5mileys

@Raving_Cute
Why the fuck did they have to nerf karma? SHe was one of my favorite supports. Who the fuck am I supposed to play now?

Janna
Soraka
?????
Naut

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Emberfire
Before I could reach for my dick it sorta ended
It started off cute and lewd but it was clear by line 13 it was going to end in a meme... building up more could have payed off better.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Raving_Cute
What the fuk did i just watch

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Flameblow
modern is ALL interaction
HAHAHAHAHA

Lets look at the top 10 decks in modern:
Dredge - completely linear
Jund - one of the only interactive decks left
Infect - linear combo deck
death's shadow - linear aggro deck
Tron - linear turn 3 karn deck
Burn - lol
Affinity - 95% linear
Abzan - same as Jund
Bant Eldrazi - turn 'em sideways
Ad Nauseam - can't interact in any way except pact of negation

7/10 decks are either aggro or combo, with zero control decks, 1 ramp-deck that practically plays like a combo-deck and two midrange decks that are practically the same deck with 8 different cards. Prison decks? None. Tempo decks? None.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@FastChef
"If global warming exists, why is the north still cold?"

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Poker_Star
i threw that together in 5 minutes user
i was just waiting for my match to load to type it. time was not something i had

dont worry ill make up for it you lamb loving faggot

massdebater
massdebater

@Sharpcharm
Games were unbalanced two weeks ago but I haven't seen any issues at all this last week. All the diamonds climbed out of gold and low plat. What's the issue?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Sharpcharm
Abzan
top 10
o im laffin m8

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Sharpcharm
I know you mouth breathing monkeys can be pretty retarded sometimes, but even you know that this is league of legends general, right? Fuck off with this shit.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

"we can make this"
he gets caught
"report yas gg"

I love it when people do a complete 180 and their real selves pop out if even for a split second

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Boy_vs_Girl
based

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Sharpcharm
problem is that UNLIKE legacy, modern has more than 10 viable decks, and if you dont prepare for anything BUT those 10 decks youre JUST going to lose

modern decks arent as powerful as legacy decks so they cant just IGNORE anything non-meta like legacy decks can

TechHater
TechHater

@5mileys
they just nerfed her shield doesn't make her damage bad

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Garbage Can Lid
pls stop :)b

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Raving_Cute
t. yasuo player

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Garbage Can Lid
fuck off

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nude_Bikergirl
it wont be today
i dont know when it will be
but i will do it

the belt and buckle part was entirely accidental. i wasnt intending to even mention belts but it just happened

idontknow
idontknow

@Firespawn
I started the magic convo because ranked was down, but I guess we can stop now.

Has anybody played with the new warwick yet?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Dreamworx
uh, see
@AwesomeTucker
@Inmate

and then look at the names again.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Garbage Can Lid
if tron doesn't prepare for meta decks
but I already won m8

SniperWish
SniperWish

@CodeBuns
why so you can post more of your shitty waifu?

you know you didnt have to reply to me, you couldve just made another shitty "LULU IS THE XEST" post

@Booteefool
no

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Garbage Can Lid
friend taught me magic
so i taught hum yugioh
we both agree that mill decks are the best way to have fun
explained how empty jar works
he showed me his blue stall mill
the sheer bullshit in these decks is outright unfair
only jars got shitcanned because its konami

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@5mileys
It was mostly toplane nerfs, she does the same thing still as a support

Spamalot
Spamalot

should I commission a picture of vi getting cucked

faceless male mating pressing Cait while Vi is tied up and looks trying to not get aroused

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@GoogleCat
jar is fun
not letting your opponent have a turn is fun

takes2long
takes2long

@Raving_Cute
well hard to make god plays when your mid is inting

WebTool
WebTool

@MPmaster
holy shit i didn't even pick up on that

i was talking about
"oh, what's this? you're excited aren't you~"

Illusionz
Illusionz

@GoogleCat
I wish I could play Exodia competitively, I know a guy who plays yugioh and every few months I ask him if Exodia is viable yet and every time he tells me no so I dont bother to learn the game again

I just wanna be classic, maybe toss in a dank magician for flavor

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Spamalot
how is anything in there cuckolding
cuck isn't just an alternative word for fuck retard

farquit
farquit

@Raving_Cute
r u Jason Statham

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SniperWish
You will not post any of the following outside of /b/
[...]off-topic replies[...]

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

duo with adc main friend
he gets a mage support
"THIS IS WHY I CANT RISE! PICKING A MAGE SUPPORT IS INSTA LOSS! GOD PLEASE GIVE HIM CANCER!"

he gets an enemy mage support
"of course dude, just pick a mage support and just go 1v5 and win, this is how lol works now WAAAAAHHGH I WISH RIOT DEV TEAM DIES!!!"

I can't stand him desu.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

how do i get to D5 i've been P4-P2 most of the time I can't seem to break through

Booteefool
Booteefool

@SomethingNew
play jar
dont even abuse extra deck potential
fight lightsworn faggot
user theres 2 kinds of fun. vanilla fun, and being a faggot

all my decks are using vanilla exploitation of the game because i personally dont like synchros or xyz (or fucking pendulums jesus christ) so any deck i build is deck, side deck, and thats it (fusions on that rare occasion i want to have fun)

id rather enjoy myself and abuse the game the lest faggy way possible

@WebTool
goddammit user
youre more of a mess than me

@Illusionz
fight ftk exodia guy
i go first
manage to have a banish deck with necross built in by miracle because i can make it work
destroy his ass with fucking necross after managing to banish all but 1 piece and stop all his draw bullshit
he never recovered
thank fuck it wasnt on the tourny grounds or he'd be way more pissed

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

should wukong get a rework

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Stupidasole
Which champions does he play the most?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Stupidasole

Stop playing with him bitch nigga

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@VisualMaster
oh so if I post league champs its okay?

like lulu posters who post the same off topic shit over and over every single thread?

well Ill be sure to do that next time I want to talk MTG, and if thats not good enough Ill toss in some league references just to piss you off a little bit more you uppity little bitch

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Evil_kitten
should he? yeah, I think a rework making him based more around his W would be cool
will he? not any time soon, maybe in like 3 years

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

SERVER BACK UP LOSERS
BEEN UP FOR 7 WHOLE MINUTES

idontknow
idontknow

@Spamalot
funny how with all of these degenerates with their futa, bara, and furry bullshit, an ACTUAL cuck (cuckquean is pretty tame but still) post manages to be the least degenerate thing in the thread

eGremlin
eGremlin

@BunnyJinx
just garens courage but with CC instead of free armor/mr

nah its fine mate

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@PurpleCharger
replace land with skill
replace creature with champion
replace library/deck with roster
replace tournament/legacy with ranked/normals
replace draft with aram
replace salt with salt

boom youre good

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Booteefool
why not just play off meta decks like fire kings if you want fun

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@idontknow
Lesbiancucking is a great fetish it's just male cucking which is shit

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Skullbone
My bet is Jhin.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Crazy_Nice
cuck fetish is fine its just KEK fetish thats not fine

:thinking:

Methshot
Methshot

@Emberfire
Lesbiancucking -> insert as the sole male, lesbian turns straight through the power of the D
Regular cycling -> insert as the cuck, stupid fucking fetish all around

Really I wouldn't even consider the first cucking it's just regular mindbreak but with a bit of a twist

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Dreamworx
fire kings
off meta
was once a meta deck
now "off-meta"

no, rogue off-meta is a fucking token stall deck where you have to use brute attack damage to win
afro stun is fun off-meta 40 cards, all trap all burn, all chain
Dice Jar deck is fun (add rainbow life)

Fuck psychics

TreeEater
TreeEater

:3!
playing with cards in 2017 heh

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@PurpleCharger
anything concerning league champions
off-topic
it can be low-effort, avatarfagging or other crap, but it's certainly not off-topic

whereismyname
whereismyname

@CodeBuns
land is gold
champions are more like planeswalkers, or deck archtypes themselves more than weak ass creatures
librarys are items/runes/masterys
ptqqs are like ranked and fnms are like normals
draft is like ranked 3v3s
kitchen table magic is like aram

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

am I crazy or does anyone else think that the warwick rework is rather similar to hecarim?

Also I need a funny memebuild that I can use in unranked. Any and all suggestions will be taken into consideration

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TreeEater
her technology and aesthetic are of 600AD in shithole oogabooga africa

likme
likme

Whats the consensus on Warwick?
Is he a killing machine?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@New_Cliche
yeah so as long as im avatarfagging as I post low effort mtg stuff then im fine by your standards

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Raving_Cute
If you rise up to p2 and fall back to p4 you're luckerdogging up to p2 or are playing tilted which causes you to fall. I peaked a p1 last season (ended p2 91 lp). And I'm p2 again this season. I can consistently shit on low Plat players without much effort.

If you're consistently winning lane look into your roaming/rotations and they're likely your weak spot.

If you're not consistently winning your lane, stop getting carried and start carrying.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@likme

with the right items, sure

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@whereismyname
im a yugioh player user
i know how to play magic but not well
but yours works too

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Sharpcharm
Your bet is correct

girlDog
girlDog

@Emberfire
theres a distinction between p4 and p2

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Carnalpleasure
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@girlDog
200 lp

StonedTime
StonedTime

Dynasty Warriors: LOL when?

FastChef
FastChef

@girlDog
oops pic meant for @Methnerd

askme
askme

@girlDog
doesn't know "high elo" starts at Plat 2 and the caliber of player starts rapidly improving from p2 up to d2

There's a wider gap in skill from d5 to p5 than from bronze 1 to p5.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Yasuo and Darius nerfs on PBE

Low elo getting champions nerfed again!!!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@lostmypassword
Darius is not a low elo champ and his nerfs are only if you miss your axe blade. Assuming you land it damage is unchanged.

5mileys
5mileys

@lostmypassword
As long as you're not shit at hitting Q, nothing changed for Darius.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Need_TLC
Idk about you but when Darius use Q I walk up to him to get hit by handle. If I'm melee champ anyways.
@5mileys

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@askme
plat 2
high elo
kek and lel
plat 2s are still plat 2s because they make poor decisions and can't figure out how to advance the fucking game you imbecile. Take your low elo baboon ass back to where it belongs silver surfer

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

sona gets 2/3 of your hp with ONE (1) Q+AA

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Methnerd
If your dash is on cool down I can hit you with the axe 100% of the time. If your dash isn't on cool down you can e and then spin to guarantee landing it when facing riven/jax.

t. Darius main

Emberburn
Emberburn

@lostmypassword
axe handle damage is dropped by a small margin
how new are you
no serious darius ever hits anyone with the axe handle considering lining the axe blade up with the baboon naut bandwagoner is easy as fuck

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Ignoramus
t. stuck in d5

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Ignoramus
https://youtu.be/zoydH5t6PVg

He explains it well for idiots. There's no way to call the top 3% of the players "low elo."

Inmate
Inmate

@Fried_Sushi
just cc her lmao

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What's a really fun build for shitting on low levels in normals? I'm helping a friend level.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

tfw you are the 1%

feels good senpai

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Fried_Sushi
BRAVO RITO

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Evil_kitten
no shit

where do I even begin

W decoy trick no longer works against non shit players (see:Gold^)
Instead W is just used a means to deny trades and get free poke in lane
outside of that W is just a braindead stealth from brush for free initiation ala Shaco
Often feels like you do more damage from autoing than you do spinning on someone with R especially if going assassin/crit/duelist builds instead of bruiser
boring free stats passive
Q literally has a base damage of like 10 or something which at that point why not just make it an extended auto attack?
none of his kit showcases "wuju" or a fighting style of any kind that he learned from Yi. He just bludgeons people with his staff kinda and occasionally kicks them.
E is a targeted gapcloser so its not allowed to have much power unlike it could have if it was a skillshot .
E and W could basically be combined into one skill perfectly fine
Literally every other MOBA in existence has a better MonkeyKing in terms of sheer kit design

@Methshot
my version of the fetish is fine because it doesnt involve self inserting

1. I dont even think you know what "cucking" is exactly. you sound like a stupid faggot who jumped on the word of the month bandwagon and you should kill yourself for obsessing over a word you dont even understand to begin with

2.why do you think you can call one fetish dumb but ratify your own? "cucking is dumb but mindbreak is totally hot! my opinion is an objective fact!"
have you ever considered for a second that all fetishes are out of the ordinary (hence why they're called fetishes!)

3. seriously kill yourself. you dont even understand how autistic you sound right now with your stupid fetish pseudo tier list bullshit. Its seriously the kind of stuff only a depraved virgin or freak would obsess over.

Methshot
Methshot

@King_Martha
there is a way and I just did it
what are you going to do about it bronzo
also
donghuap
didn't know shitters that don't know anything about playing the game correctly have a say in anything

WebTool
WebTool

@TurtleCat
Kayle:
Nashors > as boots > Guinsoo > Lich Bane > Rabadon > void staff
they will shit themselves

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Harmless_Venom
"quinn fans"

Yeah not all of us are fucking retarded. Just the SJW crowd.

She's one of the few unsexualized characters by default, so the SJW's latch onto her like crazy. Kinda the same for Sej and such.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TurtleCat
fun
shitting on low levels in normals

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

tfw MMR is 997
How do I kill myself painlessly?

@LuckyDusty
Sej
My favorite female champ lore/design desu. Why isn't she played more? Her R cooldown needs to be halved btw

eGremlin
eGremlin

uhh, lolbabs?

girlDog
girlDog

@JunkTop
You don't think Lebron sometimes goes to the corner and balls on some fuccbois for laughs?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Ignoramus
any advice on learning to make better decisions and advancing the game? sincerely stuck in P3/P2

Inmate
Inmate

@eGremlin
forgot my pic

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Methshot
p2 low elo
d1 "shitters"

Calm down faker.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@viagrandad
wall of text over fetish
defending cuckoldry
Pepe picture
still has the gall to call people autistic
Back to r9k with you and do not ever come out again

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@happy_sad
asking advice from a silver shitter
ignoring advice already posted to try and help you
You're gunna go far kid.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Burnblaze
doesn't know what a strawman is but uses the term anyway

Lunatick
Lunatick

@viagrandad
Its seriously the kind of stuff only a depraved virgin or freak would obsess over.
so exactly what you're doing? kek

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Spazyfool
I get BotRK and wits on Kled, then just go full tank.

Super fun

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Carnalpleasure
relax i took your earlier advice too, i just wanted him to elaborate lmfao

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

P5 shitter here been stuck for a while got the mechanics of AT LEAST a D5 player and the game knowledge and map awareness of AT LEAST a D1 player just unlucky bot lane ruining my games. Going to get at least P1 by monday or I'll kill myself/quit League.

Methshot
Methshot

@BinaryMan
you aint good shitter kill yourself now

Evilember
Evilember

@JunkTop
low levels in normals
have fun with smurfs

@Fried_Sushi
10 minutes ingame then completely useless

eGremlin
eGremlin

new thread /vg/thread/165244059#p165244059
/vg/thread/165244059#p165244059
/vg/thread/165244059#p165244059
/vg/thread/165244059#p165244059
/vg/thread/165244059#p165244059

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Have a question I don't quite remember anyone asking /lolg/;

Where are you in ranked, how long did it take you from when you started playing League to get there, and how long did it take you to reach other milestones?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@eGremlin
100 posts early

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Deadlyinx
claims that something is autistic then begins raving about "mindbreaking lesbians with dick "
doesn't fathom the ridiculous irony of that post

you are helpless
You are the kinda guy that rants about how Bronies are all cancerous faggots while you put on your fursuit and ballgag

@Lunatick

what im doing is more of being a autist police and trying to show this man the error of his logic.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Sharpcharm
t. Plat 5 regular

JunkTop
JunkTop

@RumChicken
Don't look for advice on lolg if you can't discern if people are going to have useful information. The person calling diamond 1 "shitters" probably isn't actually faker and is more likely than not, just another bronzie.

Find a high diamond streamer of your main. Or main role. Wave manipulation, roams, and pushing leads all start becoming important at your elo.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Dreamworx
Nice trips, I gotta agree with you however, their kits seem kind of similar in some aspects

5mileys
5mileys

@Ignoramus
i got 2300 season 2 and season 3 i got d1. Been stuck around d5-d3 since just kill me now.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@JunkTop
t. d5 hardstuck trash

Emberfire
Emberfire

@eGremlin

get nuked fag

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

jungle exp nerfs
Quinn already takes 29 mintues to get level 6 in jg
Time to kill myself/main Shyv jg again

Supergrass
Supergrass

new thread
/vg/thread/165244059#p165244059
/vg/thread/165244059#p165244059
/vg/thread/165244059#p165244059
/vg/thread/165244059#p165244059

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Ignoramus
Bronze season 1, gold season 2-5 (for the record bronze season 1 is exactly the same as gold in later seasons). Never put any effort into learning the game.

Friend taught me stuff. Plat s6. Been learning on my own. Diamond is the goal this season.

@BinaryMan
Statistics don't work this way. Newsflash, you suck

Evilember
Evilember

@Supergrass
Fuck off faggot didn't you hear the man? 100 posts early means we ain't going nowhere

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Supergrass
I refuse to use this thread as the new one. Make a proper one.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@cum2soon
I'm not even the guy r9kfag, you went fucking ballistic over a retarded fetish post because for no reason and then complained over talking about fetishes being retarded

Go back to your containment board

girlDog
girlDog

@JunkTop
alright thanks man

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Ignoramus
Started late 2014
Currently in S1 going for Gold, should get it, improved a lot from previous season. 62% winrate (130 games)

Though i'm still a 1-3 trick pony so probably gonna be stuck in gold till I learn/want to play more than a few champions.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Supergrass

Fuck you

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

new thread: /vg/thread/165244059#p165244059
/vg/thread/165244059#p165244059
/vg/thread/165244059#p165244059
/vg/thread/165244059#p165244059
/vg/thread/165244059#p165244059

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Can you do THIS in League, lolbabs?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

spend 20 mins to shit a thick solid turd
gay people have it so much easier i wish i was gay

askme
askme

@Ignoramus
s4s

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberburn
I lost my last 4 games, in 3 of them the bot lane fed their ass off and were just bad players, worse than the enemy bot lane, and in the 4th game I fucked up in lane, then watched my Udyr come fucking steal my wave and run it down, I then tp bot lane, get a kill, proxy their wave, farm their wave, then go mid lane and farm that lane, refuse to go top because I'm beyond tilted and don't wanna deal with the 4-0 Gnar and I do some dumb shit and if I played better I could have won that game but it was the previous 3 autolosses that caused me to tilt so hard.

In those 3 autolosses I had on my team

0/11 Draven
3/8 Cait, 0/5 Morg
4/12 Ez, 4/14 Sona

Should have outplayed that kind of matchmaking XD

Soft_member
Soft_member

@ZeroReborn
We just got done saying this thread hasn't reached limit
Can you fuck off

Skullbone
Skullbone

So from what I have seen you maxing W on new warick?

110% attack speed steriod
witends

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Skullbone
wits end
No
On-Hit is shit now and his ult doesn't even proc nearly as much as it used to

likme
likme

does wws ult crit?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@whereismyname
Q, Passive and Ult all do magic damage
Mr shred is bad

? ? ? ?

Techpill
Techpill

@Skullbone
@whereismyname
you max q and go tear into manamune.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@whereismyname
but the MR shred and >110% free attack speed will make it worth

SniperWish
SniperWish

@RavySnake
Pro tip, each individual game doesn't matter. Statistically you will climb if you win your lane everytime. You will win your lane everytime until you are fighting players on your level or above it. Once you're fighting players of your own level and you can't guarantee a lane win, you will STILL climb as long as you win lane 51% of the time it will just be significantly slower.

But if you can't even stop yourself from tilting you're not ready to climb. You probably need to fall a few more tiers first.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

tell me your favorite ultimate while i drift to sleep /lolg/

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@StrangeWizard
urgot lvl 16 ult
a screen away ult to the adc/mid

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberburn
@Deadlyinx
AD mid and AD top
OH MAN I CAN'T WAIT TO SHRED SOME MR

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

daily reminder to report shitposters

FastChef
FastChef

@Skullbone
You max E and go bruiser obviously

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Firespawn
are you actually dumb or something?

if 50% of his damage is magic why would you not build MR shred along with small splash of magic pen?

likme
likme

@SniperWish
Yeah, my main issue is tilting. I consider myself really unlucky not only in League but also in life. And so I am extremely prone to tilting. But I'm working on that. Every time I get a feeding bot lane I tell them to fuck off to normals and never play a game of ranked again. Probably also tell them to slit their wrists if I'm feeling particularly upset. My intention here is that they actually listen and either stop playing ranked, which means there's one less feeding bot lane in the rotation so to speak which means there's less chance of me getting that shit on my team and tilting.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@StrangeWizard
Nautilus
DING
Ground starts exploding towards you like the wharf scene from godzilla
IT always hits 2 + people because they run or I aim it good

@Firespawn
AP mid and AP top
OH MAN I CAN'T WAIT TO SHRED SOME MR!

@FastChef
delete this

eGremlin
eGremlin

@BinaryMan

already killed

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

other thread is kill
there you go for posting it 100posts early you entitled faggot

5mileys
5mileys

@Bidwell
splash of magic pen
Ebik :^(

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@eGremlin
Its actually a really good feeling to see that thread die

The next question is whether (You) are going to be a fuckhead and make an early thread too.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

vg v vg where?!?!

SniperWish
SniperWish

@likme
they're not going to do that. they're going to carry that animosity into the next game as they immediately queue up post-defeat screen.

I used to do the same thing but realized it wasn't getting me anywhere and I was just as impacted by it as they were. it seems stupid, but if you just teach yourself to not give a fuck about the outcome of the game while still playing it you'll do better. emotions do nothing but hinder.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@iluvmen
Lulu sucks semen for money

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

late game lucian
deal absolutly no dmg( just like early mid actually)

Fuck do i build, i know he is pretty meh but there has to be a build that lets him do atleast some dmg.

I went the ebin triforce+Cleaver build and shit was laughable later on, Ez just E'ed on me and fucked me up while i was literally tickling him.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@5mileys
what are masteries
what are hybrid pen runes
what are sorc boots
what is reaching 40 flat mpen in the most cost effective way possible

iluvmen
iluvmen

@likme
You're fukken retarded m8. There's no such thing as luck firstly. Secondly you're influencing your games in such a way to make you lose more of them than you statistically deserve.

Stop thinking you're good and work on actually getting good. You have p5 mechanics and p5 map awareness I guarantee it.

Don't play tilted. Quit league for the day once the game ends.

When you inevitably get tilted in game, actively try to curb it and salvage the game.

And lastly don't fucking tilt your teammates in ranked if you're trying to climb.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@CouchChiller
Don't go triforce build. That hasn't been good for two seasons. Go lethality/armpen build, same as MF. Youmuus, BC, Duskblade. You know the drill.

girlDog
girlDog

@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure

nah too tired, someone else make it

takes2long
takes2long

@CouchChiller
Last lucian I played with did this build

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@likme
if you make the garbage kids ragequit then they wont be on the other team. Lemme give you the hard truth. You are garbage. You deserve your elo until you improve. Thats all there is to it.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@SniperWish
You're right, Idk what else to say. I know you're not supposed to care about losing or winning, but I really want to play in a more competent elo so I can play with good players and feel better about myself and my investment in this game, and losing puts me farther away from that.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Harmless_Venom
See
@iluvmen
And stop posting and work on improving instead of being a pussy.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

get lux as supp
okay
just farming
literally dont care about last hit because mastery has gold income+supp item because im a faggot
"you dont know how to last hit, let daddy carry you"
takes my farm because she thinks im bad
whatever
get a double kill
shaco comes to gank and steps on 3 of my traps while invisible
lux doesnt even notice
she dies
wew
this repeats like 4 more times
that shaco every time taking easy shit
lux saying how im bronze 5 trash
while im carrying the team
okay kid whatever
she dies again and again
insists im the problem
takes a few of my kills
shaco on the other side mad as fuck his team is garbage
hes trying to carry so hard
i dont even bother stopping lux from dying i just let him kill her
we win
post game lobby shes saying how im shit
just shrug it off because i literally dont need to farm 100% of my minions
can still farm 1/4 and kill and get my money
trash talks more and calls me toxic
just send my report and say "a gold player has map awareness when a shaco is in the game' and leave
probably lost their fucking mind that they couldnt refute this
man that nigga was salty

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Wait, was Zz'rot buffed?

I thought everyone knew that item was broken

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Gigastrength
Buffed at taking towers, nerfed at stalling waves.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Harmless_Venom
yeah as do I, you just gotta remember this is one of the most played games in the world, there's going to be retards at every elo. a lot of times even if you hand them a lane they'll throw it away. just focus on playing as well as you can because even if the end result is a loss, getting practice is just as important.

askme
askme

@Gigastrength
Yeah it was buffed, so more damage to towers but has less range and lower cooldown and duration

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@iluvmen
Luck is a big factor in League the fact you think it is not means you have no clue what you're saying dude.
I'm good, way better than fucking P5. But I'm held back by unlucky bot lane. I swear matchmaking gives me bad teams because I'm P5 but my mmr is gold 1.
If I stop playing for the day I can't climb, I can't improve. It doesn't make sense. I can understand taking a break, sure.
If I'm tilted it's for a reason. If it's because I fucked up, I try to win. If my team is garbage and I can tell I have worse players and I'm tilted I just give up and save energy.
I only tilt teammates if they're already 0-4. If they're 0-4 they're shit, and we can't win.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

lower cooldown and duration is a buff since it means if it gets destroyed you don't lose so much time

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Dreamworx
lul

hairygrape
hairygrape

I won't lie, as one of the 3 people who's always liked playing Warwick I'm pretty hyped for this update. I've always liked wolves and werewolves in a non furry way and the movie thing they did is pretty badass. I also like the way they made him a chimera kind of thing though they could have done without, or at least toned down the giant fucking shit on his back. His splashes are really cool. His new animations are great like the way he runs on all fours. The new ult is also pretty cool though hopefully it doesn't end up being retardedly broken with full ad Warwicks flying around the map oneshotting people.

To be honest, this may be one of the only reworks I actually like initially.
This has gotten me really hopeful for Galio's rework. Maybe 2017 won't be so bad after all.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Lane doing horrible but not too bad
(As in your laner got ganked and die and can't get close to creeps without dying or recalling. Enemy laner is freezing the wave well enough too. SO FAR, your lane is still surviving)
No one helps them despite pings
lane either receiving constant ganks or is getting dived and killed
now the tower isn't safe to farm under and still no help
only after being items and experience behind by a noticeable and obvious margin does help arrive
they give a kill over
"how the fuck could you lose to [match-up] this hard?!?!?!?!?"

My question is, why the fuck do people respond "now"? The lane obviously needs help. You've taken no dragons, no additional towers you haven't even show up AT ALL and you're bitching that a lane should be able to hold their own when they can't even farm? This isn't just my team. I see this happen to the enemy team too and wonder why I haven't been ganked yet despite nearly dying a couple times before the advantage sets in. Then people start shit talking their teammate, especially in "/all" like no one else sees how useless they are now.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

there are a bunch of furry avatars in warwick skin spotlight coments

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Dreamworx
you are probably gold 1 skill level and got lucky enough to be carried to plat 5. You are probably fucking garbage. If not you will climb its literally that simple.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Harmless_Venom
@askme
It was buffed in what it was supposed to be doing but it's a nerf to the current best use

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Fried_Sushi
I know nothing about this person but I'll assume things because why not

LUL

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Dreamworx
Top fucking kek. There is no such thing as luck and you will always be a shitter.

League is about chances and improving your chances.

If 5 people enter the game and each person has a 50/50 chance to win or lose lane, you're going to have a feeder every game. Winning through this isn't that fucking hard.

30% of your games are free wins. 30% are inevitable losses. You are the single biggest factor in the last 40%.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@cum2soon
quoting that one guy with "luck is a skill"

King_Martha
King_Martha

@hairygrape
yeahs its looking really good actually

Have you seen some of the skinspolights youtube vids? that fucking music when he starts running is actually amazing

I had a janna main dive two towers as warwick in my play tests - CertT

Spamalot
Spamalot

@LuckyDusty
you are probably the same retard who calls d5 welfare diamond and then thinks hes not welfare plat. If you are stuck in plat 5 you either 1. havent played many games. 2. belong in plat 5. or 3 are just truly the most unfortunate player.
Odds are you belong in that elo. I could be wrong but if you truly are unfortunate enough to get that bad luck it still doesnt do anything for you to blame your team and think you belong in high diamond. It just makes you look retarded saying this dumb shit over and over.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

band has two drummers

TechHater
TechHater

Is this a good warwick build
wits end / malady / rageblade / madrids bloodrazor / nashors tooth

likme
likme

@TechHater
no you need tank stats on warwick best build from a masters player will be manamune, blade, frozen heart, visage, and dead mans plate.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TalkBomber
when you ridin into valhalla all shiny and chrome

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TechHater
hell no

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

never lose to singed
hate the champion to death
What is it that makes him so unlikable

Illusionz
Illusionz

/vg/thread/165246112#p165246112
/vg/thread/165246112#p165246112
/vg/thread/165246112#p165246112

TechHater
TechHater

@SniperWish
Nope, 1600 games last season, 55% winrate, won my lane 95% of games and as jungle I always snowballed whatever lane was winning.

Still didn't climb out of silver. Luck is a huge part of it as much as the platbabbies want to debate otherwise.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@idontknow
Annie is from Noxus
Jax is from Icathia

Illusionz
Illusionz

@farquit
otp champion who get reworked in 2-3 months

5mileys
5mileys

@cum2soon
Some people get more unlucky than others. That's why some people are millionaries and some people are not. Or you think every rich boy ever got there through 'talent' and 'hard work'? LUL

Life is all luck m8. It's all it's ever been.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@AwesomeTucker
the graves flashed away from ori, putting himself out of ball range and the ball back on her. It looks bad but there is a reason she ulted on herself at least.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@BinaryMan
You forgot the part where she dodges your cc when she becomes untargetable upon casting her ult

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@WebTool
Talk to them.
TALK TO THEM.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Garbage Can Lid
Rengar is useless now, outside of Bronze.
Melee casters a shit.

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