/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

askme
askme

Heavensturn (December 31st - January 14th)
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2017/Heavensturn/

Patch 3.45 Notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c55a99e864094c0c7dfcbde0fa35bd9fda60dfcb

Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXII and XXXIII
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3ee28e9c3569e2c7be7212675e20a99641370d8d

Stormblood Expansion Teaser:
[YouTube] FINAL FANTASY XIV: STORMBLOOD Teaser Trailer (embed)

Red Mage Teaser:
https://streamable.com/25l4x

Fanfest interview with Yoshi:
http://gamerescape.com/2016/12/26/famitsu-sits-down-with-naoki-yoshida-at-jp-fan-festival-2016/

3.5 update info from Famitsu
http://www.famitsu.com/news/201701/05124262.html

Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
http://pastebin.com/raw/YcEBGQWu (embed)

Previously on /xivg/ :
/vg/thread/165235368#p165235368

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http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3ee28e9c3569e2c7be7212675e20a99641370d8d
https://streamable.com/25l4x
http://gamerescape.com/2016/12/26/famitsu-sits-down-with-naoki-yoshida-at-jp-fan-festival-2016/
http://www.famitsu.com/news/201701/05124262.html
http://pastebin.com/raw/YcEBGQWu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAobb8_SzHY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wibfsu6ZAM
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/1672679/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15nNY7uofNw
Firespawn
Firespawn

@askme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAobb8_SzHY

Stormblood trailer because I'm retarded.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

So I should avoid anyone from Drakn or Soft? Any other fc's to avoid or people outside them?

Snarelure
Snarelure

i still love you

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Evil_kitten
Balmung.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Snarelure
Post their initials

Snarelure
Snarelure

xth for cozy friendship shenanigans

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Evil_kitten
fc's to avoid
That's dumb. You avoid shitty people, an fc is a group that will always have good and bad people. So avoiding an entire fc ends up limiting only yourself in the longrun.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Evil_kitten
Edge, Suya, Demo, RareX and haHAA

likme
likme

>>165267892
Some of those people don't even play anymore

happy_sad
happy_sad

/vg/thread/165235368#p165266618
51-60

/vg/thread/165235368#p165266724
Is the game actually difficult?
You will probably hit some bumps at first but as long as you focus on trying to understand how things work, everything falls into place nicely.

Most of the time the game is difficult is because it's *very* group oriented and people being stupid makes it difficult for the group.

SniperGod
SniperGod

>>165267892
New list RIGHT NOW!!!!!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

xth for malera master race

xaela>raen

Methnerd
Methnerd

@likme
I miss some of those people...

WebTool
WebTool

x'th for cats in high places

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

post motherfucking KATBOIS

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Snarelure
posts image with no friends
Really grinds the gears

Emberburn
Emberburn

>>165267892
i'm probably the only person in this thread that know every single one of these players
sad

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

>>165267892
how the fug is waffle an ebin

Booteefool
Booteefool

/vg/thread/165235368#p165266724
Cross class is pretty simple once you get in game and can actually look at it. Check the wiki entry for the job you want to play to see what skills can and can not be cross classed for it. As for handouts, this game does not. Make sure you do hall of the novice before the first dungeon because it passes you some decent gear, but after that nothing is just handed to you for free.

As for game difficulty, its like the other guy mentioned, most things aren't particularly hard but are made difficult by braindead players. There's tougher content later in, of course.

idontknow
idontknow

@Evil_kitten
There are nice people in DRAKN there are nice people in Soft. You should judge people based on their own merit, not what FC they are in or what some user here says.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

How hard is a12s after the 2nd add phase?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Methnerd
I miss Kan Ojo ;_;

Inmate
Inmate

@idontknow
Who are the nice people in DRAKN?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Post elzn

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Nude_Bikergirl
Haven't really had the chance to sit everyone down and gently bully them into cute group photos yet. Soon.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@idontknow
Who are the nice ones that won't try to rape me?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@VisualMaster
tfw can't teach my kind to put on clothes

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
You're already a rape-victim by now.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

What is your most hated Healer/Tank/dps Class and why? Also are all Mentors retarded?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Evil_kitten
me

Lunatick
Lunatick

@idontknow
Name the nicest, purest ebins in DRAKN and Soft!

MPmaster
MPmaster

@BinaryMan
Only last phase is "hard"

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Inmate
@w8t4u
@Lunatick
Moni
Sushi
Sue
Raim
Seihai
Felix
Isara
Penguin
Rum
Rune
Selkie
Yuchu
Gyoni
Lethe
Lethe
Ablu

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Inmate
am kind
am drakn

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Emberburn
Like 3/4th of those are definitely not nice or pure..

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@BlogWobbles
Fuck monks

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

why is this allowed in public but I can't call people niggers

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberburn
purest ebins
starts with Moni

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Booteefool
Who?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Booteefool
They're all nice, just come aren't so pure.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@MPmaster
Is it hard in the sense that it has a bullshit mechanic that will wipe you for sneezing the wrong direction?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BunnyJinx
Actually nice, doesn't look like a tranny like most posted here

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BlogWobbles
Dragoons. If only because the majority live up to the floorwarmer meme. Anyone that goes "MY SUB MY PLAYSTYLE" while playing so fucking poorly it drags the whole group down. Also yes, most players are retarded, therefore most mentors are retarded.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Emberburn
nah I do too
I've been here forever

viagrandad
viagrandad

@w8t4u
some

most of that list is not pure

hairygrape
hairygrape

antidepressants killed my libido
can't get into erp anymore

why live

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Boy_vs_Girl
no
you dont know some of them

hairygrape
hairygrape

@hairygrape
lily....

Playboyize
Playboyize

@hairygrape
Nice, want to learn how to box with me then?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Emberburn
Ablu
drakn
;_;

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Spamalot
ok bud I've been around here probably longer than you

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@RumChicken
that's no way to refer to people! It's neither kind nor necessary

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Emberburn
tfw not on that list

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Harmless_Venom
tfw not on any list

I'm doing something wrong

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Anon for the last time accept my FC invite or face the consequences.

girlDog
girlDog

@BlogWobbles
To play, or to have in my party? I really can't stand playing Monk at all, it's the only class I haven't leveled.

If we're talking about in our parties though, I really can't deal with Bards. Good bards are amazing and I love them but Bard just seems to attract the most awful terrible players in the game, doing shit for DPS while not playing Foe at all, or when I'm a healer and I go below half mana because I literally can't stop casting Malefic, they just immediately Mage Ballad. I know they probably think they are being helpful so I just grit my teeth and deal with it but maaaan give me Foe . . .

@BunnyJinx
Why don't we post Paissa instead . . .

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Methnerd
Dps and tanks have to eat a puddle that does increasing damage.
First that did it have to stack with healers for spread damage aoe, followed by raidwide damage aoe from giant Alex. After that tank get demolished with new tankbuster, and it repeats, just that all dps have the red laser from NM attached and drop puddles that instakill you, while Alex does a Sacrament.
Also Alex Prime will use Mega Holy after the giant Alex AoE.

FastChef
FastChef

@PurpleCharger
tfw

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
ok then tell me who is tieve melriss

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Just have a quick question to ask. The last MMO I played was black desert. Anyone here play that, and is XIV less grindy compared to it?

Methshot
Methshot

@Harmless_Venom
@FastChef
seto..

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Stark_Naked
some cactuar faggot

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Methshot
Why would he be? Hes not a DRAKN or Soft.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@BunnyJinx
I'm addicted to chocobo racing and I need help.

Is there an easier and better way to earn MGP?

5mileys
5mileys

Is Eorzea flat or round?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@SniperWish
Fuck, must be hell for healers then.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Snarelure
no lol hes from moogle eu

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Bidwell
yeah no one ever cared about moogle though lmao
never was relevant

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Gigastrength
There is no game grindier than BDO. Granted, every mmo is going to have grindy portions. But nothing compares to "Grind, then pvp while you grind some more: the game"

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

open friendslist
almost all are in Private Chambers - Mist or some Apartments

Why

Soft_member
Soft_member

accidentally left my game running all night and day 'cause I thought I closed it
Whoops.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@5mileys
I personally would love a dungeon or diadem like thing inspired by journey to the center of the earth.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Emberburn
Hey thanks!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stupidasole
but you dont know them all lol

iluvmen
iluvmen

who here /treatstheirbarrackslikeanapartmentwithfriends/ here?

I don't need a house or apartment, I got cool roe babes to hang with here.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@w8t4u
It was during the first week
Also if a puddle goes off because not absorbed by the group in time, it will give healing and damage down to the party.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@BinaryMan
@Methnerd
By 2nd add phase I assume you mean timegates.

1st inception is easy.
2nd inception is pretty much just a matter of having crystals placed correctly, and then going the right way. Some groups have trouble with that after months of having cleared.
Final phase just requires all your DPS to be on the same page and not put communion puddles in safe zones.

The thing you're most likely to mess up at first is someone missing a puddle, which makes things harder for your healers but you can recover. On the other hand, if someone dies, things will get a lot harder (potentially fatal if it's a melee dps) I STRONGLY recommend you focus on getting the mechanics right before going batshit insane on DPS. You have quite a bit of time to kill the boss assuming you do mechanics consistently, and when you have them down you can go for more DPS and kill it in less mechanic repeats.

@Inmate
Fuck this post, but lethe is cool.

@BlogWobbles
SCHOLAR. FUCK SCHOLAR remove scholar etc. Fuck that class and almost everyone who plays it. I hate it so much I don't have an opinion on the other two.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Crazy_Nice
Because you are in drakn/soft

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Crazy_Nice
that name isn't on the list
I said I know everyone on the list
I don't know every single person ever in existence like you do apparently

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Emberburn
@Raving_Cute
stop replying to yourself.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@BlogWobbles
whos above byooki in the list?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@askme
Did SE ever give any condolences on the passing of Yugiri's VA? I may have missed it, but I always wondered how they were going to handle it.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@lostmypassword
*Autistic screeching*

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@MPmaster
Hey Thank (You)!

Methnerd
Methnerd

Silly question maybe, but what kind of food should I use as DRK? Or tanks in general I guess.

Also I'm supposed to meld STR on right side, and crit/det on left right?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Evilember
you should stay elezen for a while, ada, I know someone who appreciates it highly

idontknow
idontknow

Lizur wives

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Methnerd
Didn't STR melds die forever ago?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Carnalpleasure
I dunno, i'm gonna need to see some tangible evidence

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@TalkBomber
Thanks for the advice, I play melee dps so thats good to know. We have no trouble up to timegates, where the tanks forget to use cooldowns. Should the crystals be placed in cardinal directions, or between them?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Who are the worst people in DRAKN?

StonedTime
StonedTime

wish I had a lizard wife(male)

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Sir_Gallonhead
Kirito Tsunderie

StonedTime
StonedTime

So I am that new faggot who was posting earlier. I was thinking about going Lancer and then of course Dragoon later.

I was laughing at the guy bitching about Dragoon earlier.

Anyway, it seems neat.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@GoogleCat
yfw loh stole all the cute boys

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Gigastrength
I would guess ffxiv is less grindy, although if you want a soul-draining grind here they are available. This is a traditional theme-park mmo, with caps on everything. Weekly caps on gear currency, loot lockouts for the casual and harder raids, caps on crafting/gathering tokens, everything. You can grind to your hearts content, but after a certain point you'll just be grinding optional stuff- gear for alts, crafting tokens for mats to make expensive consumables, that sort of thing. If you focus on keeping your main job/role geared and don't do high level crafting or gathering you hit a plateau pretty quickly and will often run out of shit to do after you get your weekly clears of the raid. I don't mean that you'll be completely bored and there's nothing to do in the game, but your list of weekly "chores" will get done really fast.

girlDog
girlDog

@idontknow
Wish I could be that wife instead.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Sir_Gallonhead
the answer is (you)

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Snarelure
I doubt it

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@girlDog
Sorry user.

girlDog
girlDog

someone starts talking to you
dont want to talk to them
waiting for the queue to pop so they leave you alone

takes2long
takes2long

xth for awkwardly swooning over your co-tank.

@Methnerd
I just use Priestly Omelettes for the crit and bonus health.

@Deadlyinx
For tanks, STR melds on right side are going to give you the most stat value versus melding secondaries. You're probably thinking of pre-3.2 when tanks were running all Slaying accessories because the extra health didn't matter if you knew what you were doing and you did more DPS.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Inmate
probably only berke and kanpan's bf because taken straight guys are the only people worth playing with tBh

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Emberburn
Literally only two people on the list who aren't actual sociopath assholes

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@girlDog
could have just said so

iluvmen
iluvmen

@girlDog
I have a huge crush on some girl and I hope she doesn't do this to me

SniperWish
SniperWish

@w8t4u
The damage that goes out during this part is pretty easy to deal with, although I am just in an average group that didn't clear very quickly or anything. It was probably harder with everyone in 250 stuff.

What's more annoying is getting puddles dropped on you by greedy or stupid DPS or having the tank position the boss incorrectly and not giving you any room to move around when the sacrament goes off.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@GoogleCat
@farquit
there it is

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Harmless_Venom
You'll see the error of your ways soon enough.

Evilember
Evilember

@girlDog
somone emotes at you
emote back
they then start a RP
realize you led them on
alt f4 in shame

TechHater
TechHater

@Illusionz
Fair enough, you win this time user

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@iluvmen
What is that supposed to mean?

SniperWish
SniperWish

hey can someone please post cute lalas in my time of need
thanks

MPmaster
MPmaster

@PurpleCharger
You will get dragged into erp drama and end up breaking up with such a lewd eb.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Emberburn
*breathes in*
backstabber and yes man to people who are bad, not a bad person perse but if someone he likes doesnt like you he will not stand up for you.
havent observed
attentionwhore
indecisive, has emotional issues but tries to be a good guy. his greatest flaw is being associated in all of this
cares for themselves keeps up a facade
shitposter
alts: the character
cool guy
lieing shitposter who will cover their tracks to not look bad, deceptive, avoid at all costs
obnoxious, arrogant, will cross you if they feel threatned
no clue
quiet ex-shitposter
an idiot
webber, avoid
weird slutshitpostser
attention whore who pretends to be innocent

TreeEater
TreeEater

So is there a 35-50 leveling route or is it just spam PotD/dungeons until you want to kill yourself?

Leveling a Dark Knight out of boredom.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@SniperWish
pedophiles don't deserve a time of need

5mileys
5mileys

@takes2long
nth for trying to impress the Roes in your barracks.

Part of me is debating trying to finish up the last two and a quarter levels of DRG today, but I'm feeling pretty game-lazy.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Playboyize
Just do one for all of DRAKN

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

someone pls buy me gametime

cum2soon
cum2soon

Reminder to never EB or trust someone who is openly lewd

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TreeEater
Daily roulettes and PoTD. Tanks are actually pretty quick desu. You COULD do dungeons instead (tanks queue instantly) but I honestly prefer PoTD, especially if you can convince everyone to skip shit and just rush clear the floors.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Inmate
Pretty much everyone in there has been nice really

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Dreamworx
i just want cute things

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Does Repu like male au ra as well or only catboys?
Asking for a friend

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Playboyize
attention whore who pretends to be innocent
But that's 90% of the thread.

takes2long
takes2long

@Playboyize
Do ones for the other ebin fcs

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Bidwell
I'm not looking forward to doing PotD desu. I tried relying on that while leveling AST and got bored super quick.
The 35-42 section of the grind is the one that kills me the most for any alt attempt.

Evilember
Evilember

how am I supposed to ever clear sephirot if nopony queues for incomplete??

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Stark_Naked
Most groups do NNE/ESE/SSW/WSW. Each crystal needs to cover two different dots (which mark the locations where alexander spawns during inception).

It might be easiest to do markers after ultimate happens and the floor changes.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@cum2soon
tfw no eb

Emberfire
Emberfire

Few questions from a noob

1) if I'm going for a black mage and I'm only level 25 (15 archer) should I just only stick with gear that I get from quest or should I go buy stuck from the shops/market board

2) I see that the MSQ levels you to 50 basically, how true is that? I was doing all the sides for the first 22 levels then read it doesn't even matter, should I do them or will I get to 50 just off the MSQ?

3) is there any crafting that I should do at the same time with my class?

4) anything else you can recommend to someone in my spot ?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Booteefool
Perhaps cause you're a lala

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@hairygrape
I just did that yesterday on my Nin, went by pretty quick as compared to the last time I did it.
Do NOT fall for the 51-60 meme, I found it 2x better to just keep repeating 51-100. It's really not so bad, you'll probably go 35-40 from that run too.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wibfsu6ZAM
Noice

JunkTop
JunkTop

@LuckyDusty
No, am cat actually...

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@PurpleCharger
Eh, I'll probably start the PotD spam after I do some pony farming/daily expert queues.

Also pleasantly surprised that the ponies from ARR EX fights play music from the fight. Do the Lanners do the same?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Spazyfool
I don't think I've seen him associate with any male Au Ra, so I don't think so. I'm not sure though.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

tfw no lala gf

RavySnake
RavySnake

@JunkTop
ew that was you
let me delete that pic from my HD

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Emberfire
Don't waste your money
If you get msq level locked do potd instead of sidequests, miles faster
Crafting is all done on disciple of the hand classes
POTD. Level 17+, you can do it after you beat the quest with Copperbell mines. Npc with the quest for it is in Gridania adventurer's guild.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Emberfire
1
Stick with what you get from the quests, you most likely won't need better gear unless you want to branch off and do some side stuff for fun.
2
Unless you want to do some side quests for fun or loot (items/money/unlockables) stick with the MSQ until you eventually need to level up to do the next one (doesn't happen that often in ARR).
3
You can start leveling your DoH and DoL if you want but you don't need to. I'd do Botanist and Carpentry, it's what I did.
4
Have fun and don't burn yourself out and get bored because you did nothing but MSQ, unless you're enjoying it of course. Stick to one DPS class for now until you're 50 or 60.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@StrangeWizard
Damn, that's disappointing
Er I mean my friend will be disappointed

RumChicken
RumChicken

@RavySnake
sorry

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Sir_Gallonhead
Pretty sure they do. I turned off my mount music though but I'm very sure birds play their respective owner's music. Kirin and the new golden bird mount play separate music though, pretty sure Kirin's is something dumb like the login music.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

>>165271802
That lala on the right is a qt.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Booteefool
you had your chance...

eGremlin
eGremlin

>>165271802
i do the same thing but its because im autistic not necessarily that i dont want to talk to them

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Friendly reminder summoner is a failed class and glamouring egis is them admitting defeat
Also human bunnies are too hard for squenix to shit out
Manbun will never be

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@JunkTop
So you're openly lewd?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Playboyize
Now im wondering who made this because its strangely accurate.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Deadlyinx
@eGremlin
i didn't mean to copy that text into my post so i beleted it
please forgive

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BunnyJinx
mfw that's okay because they're all great people and i legitimately enjoy spending time with them

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@New_Cliche
Friendly reminder summoner is a failed class
say that to me in PvP

farquit
farquit

@TurtleCat
rip
@Harmless_Venom
sure, nothing else seems to work

DeathDog
DeathDog

Jesus lads, i cant decide what MMO to start playing

This is what i have narrowed it down to:

FFXIV
Get Legion and resub on retail WoW
Tera
Archeage
GW2
Wildstar

All I want to is to feel like a complete retard in a new world and have 0 understanding of what is going around me, while learning everything in the world/game from 0

Help me lads ;_;

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@farquit
why did you turn me down

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@New_Cliche
failed class
Its a job.
failed
Deathflare would like a word with your face. Egis are only getting glamours because enough people bitched and moaned. I honestly think they look okay.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Fried_Sushi
Nah hes right. The summons take a back seat to the DoTs. The summons are weak, silly, and dont really make you feel like they embody the primal at all. Summoner is basically WoW's warlock right now.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Fried_Sushi
Nobody cares you can make spiritmaster warlock work in pvp. Its not a summoner.

In fact nobody even cares about pvp at all

WebTool
WebTool

@BinaryMan
It was always meant to be like WoW's warlock you fucking idiot.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@kizzmybutt
I wasn't prepared when you asked

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@DeathDog
wanting to be new
having resubbing to a game as an option
fuck off dumb frogposter

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

*breathes heavily in gobbiemask*

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

looking for a gf that would let me spoil her every day, treat her like a princess and worship her

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@WebTool
That doesnt make it a good decision you know.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@CouchChiller
@PurpleCharger

Thanks for all the valuable information, I always try to take my time playing mmos but I do want to get a character that's up to par with majority so I can participate in whatever relevant thing is going on.

This general is really helpful, regardless of all the other weird thing that's going on with it

(But that's Veeky Forums for ya)

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Nude_Bikergirl
what if I'm a gf(male)

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@farquit
I dont know who you are. But what do you mean with "nothing els works"? You're not walking around with "ERP" in your search info are you?
Cat are way better than Lalas.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Boy_vs_Girl
It does make the job playable and not shit so it clearly is a good decision from a gameplay standpoint.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@BlogWobbles
youre the one who asked me though

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@StrangeWizard
pshhhkohhh

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Dreamworx
no sorry

viagrandad
viagrandad

@New_Cliche
Actually, glamouring egis is a better outcome than simply receiving more egis to ignore in favor of the One That's Worth Using.

The chances of us getting something like Ravana-egi were basically 0. You know they would have just done the 'main six' and maybe eventually Bahamut or Odin. With it just be glamour? Now we can get any primal they want and use whichever ones we the player like most.

@ZeroReborn
you misunderstand. egi glamours aren't a departure from the concept of egis. we aren't going to suddenly get hideous pigmy versions of garuda, titan and ifrit, it's always going to be egis.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@BinaryMan
Whether or not it's close or faithful to what people want the Summoner to be is different from whether or not the job functions.

5mileys
5mileys

@DeathDog
XIV
Honestly best choice, has its flaws but so does anything
WoW
A game way past its prime and looking worse with each expansion.
Tera
Korean waifu loli shit, combat's interesting but they're making some shitty decisions constantly.
Archeage
Don't get duped, this isn't even a game. Games generate enjoyment or fun
GW2
DoA
Wildstar
pic

likme
likme

@Skullbone
because someone else asked me first

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@happy_sad
Why do people keep implying a summoner in the traditional sense would be impossible? Not every class in an MMO has to be action packed pressing a button on cooldown every GCD. Summoner could have worked in bursts with just minor filler in between.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@DeathDog
It took me over a year to stop feeling like an idiot while playing XIV. It's been 3 years now and I still find out new things. This game has a bunch of stuff that will make you feel like you have 0 understanding until you experience it.
I could just be dumb/slow though. I like taking things at my own pace.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@likme
but eb wasnt even in the game at the time

Spamalot
Spamalot

@5mileys
Im not saying its good but GW2 is huge and still growing. Its carved out a niche in the F2P area and isnt going away.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@AwesomeTucker
they asked when it was and you went with someone else

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Spamalot
Huh, I just heard about how shitty it was right about when it launched, and looking into it even shallowly confirmed that. So I guess I just wrote it off. Surprising!

Playboyize
Playboyize

@AwesomeTucker
because you turned me down...

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methnerd
It depends on how much accuracy you have. If you're over the cap I think you've got a lot of options. If you're under obviously you need to use food that gives you enough accuracy to hit stuff. I think the DRK in my group is quite a bit under acc cap so he has to use shit like grilled sweetfish (cheap) or urchin loaf (expensive). If you're over, or really close to cap you might try baked pipira pira (cheap), priestly omelette (very expensive), or loaghtan steak (expensive).

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@5mileys
Just give them the love they deserve. They may not show it, but they'll know you care.
@StrangeWizard
I want to take one off a gobbie and dangle it up in the air while he jumps for it and makes choking noises.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@kizzmybutt
tell us, in detail. you can't just give the generic ass answer of "b-bursts" and expect your argument to hold any weight.

farquit
farquit

@Fried_Sushi
summoner is alright in pvp, but bard and especially machinist are straight up better

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@kizzmybutt
Nigger have you ever tried manually controlling your pets? Kill yourself if you think that shit is fun in any fucking way in this game.
Summoner right now is good, fuck off with your pet autism. It's not fun to play a wet noodle with your mentally handicapped pet which takes 10 years to even turn around and move, does most of your damage.

Fucking idiots are just as bad as the "HURRR BLUE MAGES MUST WORK LIKE IN XI" faggots

Techpill
Techpill

@Playboyize
you were depressed all the time and I couldn't make you happy so I felt bad

Flameblow
Flameblow

samurai when

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@MPmaster
Nah, Fruits is too cool for drama.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Techpill
shut the fuck up holy shit

askme
askme

@kizzmybutt
I'm not even discussing that, I'm just saying that it not being very Summoner-like is different from the job not working. The job functions fine and will probably be better the more skills it gets to separate itself from Scholar.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Flameblow
Mid June

Techpill
Techpill

@Spamalot
GW2 is fucking terrible

I honestly don't understand how anyone would want to play that shit for any extended amounts of time unless they were completely fucking broke

TechHater
TechHater

@Boy_vs_Girl
okay..

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@haveahappyday
even if the pets had instantaneous reaction time and a bunch of manually-commanded abilities I don't think that's really what Summoner should ever be.

because in the end, our summons aren't the living, breathing, thinking primals. save that for something like a beastmaster.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Who do you want to eb /xivg/? Post initials only and one reason why.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Techpill
im sorry

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Techpill
it has pvp that actually works

viagrandad
viagrandad

@PackManBrainlure
O.O.
i already ebed them

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Nojokur
sure but >MMO pvp
fucking please

RavySnake
RavySnake

@LuckyDusty
This is good advice.

I'll let her wear my jaw-headwear sometimes so she can feel fancy.

tfw literally 600 exp from 58
That stings, game.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@PackManBrainlure
CO

viagrandad
viagrandad

@PackManBrainlure
L.A.
hes cool

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@SniperWish
he never played dark age of camelot
apply yourself

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Dreamworx
Majority of skills consist of the major primals in the game on long cooldowns, ranging from 30 seconds to a few minutes
Filler skills include mechanic similar to mantra where you need to complete a full ritual in order to summon each primal
Instead of pushing 10 buttons each trash pack the Summoner would merely summon one tremendous nuke (larger than Deathflare) and that would consist of their contribution for the trash pack
Give them some other basic filler to keep them busy like Ruin II as it is
Cooldowns are all focused on boosting the damage or effect of their next primal summon
The single target primals all have different debuffs that apply to the boss or nearby allies, for support they might summon Moogle king who appears above the party a few seconds to heal them a lot then disappear. Damaging primals would apply effects for burst phases like magic/physical vuln down for a few seconds when they unleash their cast

Flameblow
Flameblow

@w8t4u
No problem but make no mistake, this general is not very helpful.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Stupidasole
that would ridiculously dumb and impossible to balance

fuck off

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Stupidasole
That sounds fucking stupid. Thank god you are not a developer for this game.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Stupidasole
To note: Nowhere am I implying some guy is going to walk around with a full sized Ifrit, Shiva, etc following them around for any amount of time like in XI. Summons should be incredibly short. They appear either on the field or above the field in an ethereal sense, cast their ability, and then dissipate. You may say "Gee user thats boring not casting damaging spells every second of your life" but honestly there is demand for a job that is focused entirely around tremendous bursts and then spending the other 80% building up to it.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@PackManBrainlure
You post this everyday, I'm sorry user but no one will ever post your initials.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Stupidasole
Summoner would merely summon one tremendous nuke (larger than Deathflare
Deathflare rips aggro off bad tanks, this would SUNDER aggro from GOOD tanks. Delete your suggestions and yourself.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PackManBrainlure
K.T

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Fuzzy_Logic
@SniperWish
Not an argument. Obvious it would have lower potency in PvP.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Stupidasole
yeah honestly I've gotta say I don't like that at all

kind of ignores the very real fact that almost every summoner in final fantasy history has been about more than just their summon command

in addition you sort of dumbed them down a whole lot just to have "b-buh i want to use DA REEL bahamoot mega flare!!!"

no fucking thanks, egis look cooler than the primals themselves and them being a backseat is much preferred to this silliness

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Harmless_Venom
You may say "Gee user thats boring not casting damaging spells every second of your life" but honestly there is demand for a job that is focused entirely around tremendous bursts and then spending the other 80% building up to it.

yeah, you're right. i'm sure there is in fact demand for a job for outright lazy people. doesn't mean we need it.

likme
likme

@Gigastrength
Trait that makes the first summoned primal in combat create 80% less enmity
???

Spamalot
Spamalot

@CodeBuns
egis look cooler than the primals themselves

Literally nobody has ever said this in the history of XIV. Who is this? I need to blacklist you just for that.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@PackManBrainlure
I did already EB two people. And my second one I do want it to be the last one even if it's over.

farquit
farquit

honk honk

w8t4u
w8t4u

@viagrandad
Lethe is already taken

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@PackManBrainlure
A.W.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Nojokur
berke
taken

What?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Spamalot
but i just said it and i've said it since i started playing, so you're wrong

titan-egi looks outright cooler than XIV titan. ifrit-egi definitely looks pretty sick. garuda-egi is a cool take on how garuda looks.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@w8t4u
literally who

MPmaster
MPmaster

@CodeBuns
Egis look cooler than the primals themselves

Titan-Egi is the world's angriest potato, Ifrit-Egi looks like a haphazard mash of chili peppers in the shape of a retarded dog and Garuda-Ego is a retarded pterodactyl. None of them look better than the primals they're based off of.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@RumChicken
who dis

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Ignoramus
Nah I dont believe you. Whats your IGN my man?

FastChef
FastChef

@CodeBuns
egis look cooler than the primals

yeah i sure love Ifrit's weird flying red blob torso and stuff

I'd rather have DoT magic and stuff like Deathflare and then be able to whip out a huge summon for like 15 seconds that does great burst damage and stuff, or casts like a buff on you and circles around you like Shiva or some shit that makes your abilities do different stuff

not just retarded red / yellow / green blob the game the class

StonedTime
StonedTime

how do you guys setup your buttons

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@MPmaster
pigmy primals would look very obviously worse, good joke though.

@TalkBomber
K'irito Tia

@FastChef
"blobs"
idiot detected, dismissing opinion. put your glasses on.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@FastChef
This is the compromise. 24/7 pet based summons are the worst. Summoning should feel impactful to gameplay and not just dogs that follow you around and forget they are there.

Methshot
Methshot

I want Lei Ari to rub my tummy

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BinaryMan
I think I /pet you earlier today. Idk why

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BinaryMan
are you good at the game?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@BinaryMan
You have a good looking Miqote. Why arent you in an EB? There must be a catch or trick.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Looking for a quick fuck in DRAKN, who do I hit up?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Garbage Can Lid
Depends on what you are.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Garbage Can Lid
Felix

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Lunatick
So I do only have to be good looking to get into an EB? I must be hella ugly and everyone I meet is big fat liars!

Skullbone
Skullbone

@happy_sad
real summoning kills the planet my dude

are you new

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Garbage Can Lid
Lethe Aletheia

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Methshot
/rub
@JunkTop
thank
@Need_TLC
the opposite
@Lunatick
I'm a terrible person

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid
flat
felix
haru

Methshot
Methshot

@Garbage Can Lid
Doll Eyes

Evilember
Evilember

@lostmypassword
Pretty much yeah. All you need to get into an EB on here is a good looking character. Even the most unstable people on here are in ebs now because they made a cute female character, so its weird for you to not be. Chances are youre baiting people to ask and then make fun of them and are not actually interested in it.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@CodeBuns
egis look cooler than the primals themselves
Tbh I agree
I like the stylized, minimalist aspect of egi.
Makes you appreciate the primals proper more and it's both easy to nice the egi, while at the same time they don't stick out like a sore thumb, and obstruct your view.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Harmless_Venom
Felix is pure. Or so that's what they tell me.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Skullbone
Are you? Plenty of previous FF titles have summons that arent catastrophic. Just because huge ones exist doesnt mean all are like that.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Ignoramus
I want Lei Ari to nibble on my ears

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Bidwell
But Primals drain the land of Aether when they're summoned into the world. Just them actively being there means Aether is being sucked up.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Evilember
or you only want to eb someone you cherish instead of jumping into it randomly and being a laughing stock in the thread a week later

eGremlin
eGremlin

why is shitposting in this general allowed

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@eGremlin
Just put in some retcon about how the WoL uses some of his own aether to summon things.

Bidwell
Bidwell

i want to listen to three six mafia with lei

Flameblow
Flameblow

@eGremlin
shitposting happens in lots of generals

WebTool
WebTool

how can you cat and aura players stand all the tail clipping? it would drive me crazy in couple of hours

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Snarelure
Yeah becuase a totally good way to do that is to solicit ebs in the thread.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@eGremlin
mods gave up

i personally would permaban erp and flirt posters

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Skullbone
OK, you pull an Iceheart and use your own body as a medium for it, but since you don't take the form and can only expend a limited amount of A E T H E R F L O W on it you can only summon it for a brief moment for a large attack.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@eGremlin
this IS the shitposting general

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

two days ago someone said he wanted to make a 2B cosplay, well i found a pic of a really good one (sadly no idea what he was glamming, was like a month ago since i saw it)
- anyway hope you'll see it user

idontknow
idontknow

@Bidwell
This @eGremlin
Any summoning in this game harms Hydaelyn. Egis don't because they're not really primals. We can't do full on primal/eikon/whatever term you're in the mood for summoners because the game lore is against it.

@Stark_Naked
Thats literally your life force though? And a large portion of the WoL's power comes from their crystals which come from Hydaelyn. So it still doesn't work.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@eGremlin
Containment thread

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@WebTool
I'm not autistic so clipping doesn't bother me.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@CodeBuns
@Harmless_Venom
What the heck my dudes?
I'll consider holding hands after the 5th date minimum.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Sir_Gallonhead
Midan mask
some pvp chest
bridesmaids tights
idk the boots and arms though

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
And who the fuck do you think that owns your aether? Hydaelyn owns us all, she's the representation of the life stream on xiv.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@haveahappyday
Implying it has to be a pet class

Nigger. Have you seen their AI?

Scrap the pet entirely.

Scrap the dots also, give them back to sch

You get spells such as fire nail, wind vortex, and goel (cc) all element based from obvious summons. Chain lighting aoe. Waterbomb knockback slow. Ect

Each spell cast gives you an aerher charge. You can spend charges on aetherflow, bahamut/Odin based spells (unaspected elements) or expel all charges over 10 to summon an actual summon that does their special and leaves. Ifrit does a straight line charge to a spot and fire explodes. Garuda sucks mobs in and vortex. Titan earth busters, levi knock back tidal wave. Ramuh stun lighting. Revana light aoe and damage/speed up. Shiva stun shatter. Fuck we'll add carbuncle in as a damage absorb shield

Summon would be a long 3+ second cast and does as much damage as current deathflare

Smn limit break is r1: chocomog r2: Odin slash r3: bahamut flare

I just shit out a real summoner better than the entire dev team

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@WebTool
Ignore it because its really really minor? Unless you mean the back of the clothes where the tail actually connects to the body. I just assume there's a pre-cut hole right there for tail holders to stick it through. Beyond that though, its pretty minor. Hair clipping is by far worse.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@WebTool
I don't notice the tail clipping much these days. On my cat the tail only really clips with one shirt I wear, and even then it's only while she has her arms crossed

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Stark_Naked
nigga we would die

it takes ridiculous amounts of aether to even summon a primal, let alone sustain it

RumChicken
RumChicken

@hairygrape
Boots look like valkyrie boots.

Either that one or the plant dungeon one

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Sir_Gallonhead
body is the ilvl210(205?) pvp one

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Ignoramus
you should download some confidence

unlike ram, you can actually download that

@CouchChiller
mods just don't care

@hairygrape
valkyrie gloves, best man's shoes

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Evilember
unstable and have a cute female character but no eb
myth busted

massdebater
massdebater

@WebTool
Tail clipping is minor for a lot of things. Very minor.
Now HAIR clipping, don't get me started.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@hairygrape
@RumChicken
boots are Best Man's gaiters

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

You guys really need to stop taking the name Summoner so literally. Think of it more as an Evoker. You just evoke the power of Primals, which is why you only summon the little aspects of them, and the entire lore behind Dreadwyrm Trance.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Fuzzy_Logic
I mean you had Mumu but you threw him away

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Fuzzy_Logic
I tried to EB you but you're a flaky whore.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Burnblaze
I don't care what they call it, the Egi system sucks and the pets are unresponsive and shit.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@CodeBuns
@eGremlin
@Harmless_Venom
@Methshot
and this is why you dont join Veeky Forums fcs, everyone

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Burnblaze
yeah stop taking the name black mage so seriously i mean there's no actual reason for the job to cast black magic

@GoogleCat
lol

@Sir_Gallonhead
dont lie

Methshot
Methshot

SMN is fine, and honestly an undervalued class.

4.0 just needs to come make casters relevant again and get us away from this melee circlejerk meta.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@GoogleCat
the same mumu who sent videos of hum jack off to vjera the same day he told elk that he loved him?
yeah what a catch lmao

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Fuzzy_Logic
Doubt it. Clearly you arent trying or keep turning people down.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Fuzzy_Logic
Please just stop it'll never happen and no one but you cares.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@SniperWish
are these videos available for public consumption

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Booteefool
Check the archives, Vjera posted them at one point

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Methshot
implying they wont make RDM the best caster
rdm will either be able to replace a melee or it will give casters the privilege of having 3 jobs competing for the same spot

Methshot
Methshot

@Methshot
4.0 is gonna nuke everyones utility
expect trick attack/hypercharge to go down to 5%

viagrandad
viagrandad

@hairygrape
@PurpleCharger
pvp

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Dreamworx
can you help narrow it down

likme
likme

@lostmypassword
weren't you dating @Raving_Cute

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@likme
nope

farquit
farquit

@Fuzzy_Logic
posts picture of a Black Mage with a Summon command
lmao

@BinaryMan
Ysayle is damaging the planet when she becomes Shiva just as much as any other Primal Summoning does. Not sure where you got the idea that hers was different.

@Methshot
I like to think RDM-BRD-SMN-BLM could be a viable composition going forward, but who can say.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@lostmypassword
You're right, I never got the chance to actually ask you to EB because my other points still stand.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Sir_Gallonhead
my god that lizard is so ugly

askme
askme

@Raving_Cute
I should hope so. A real pure person wouldn't dare hold hands the apex degenerate activity until well after they've been eb'd and bred.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Methshot
melee are the lowest DPS class in raid

it's because BLMs/SMNs have 0 raid utility, while DRG/NIN/BRD/MCH all boost each other to hell

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@VisualMaster
then why were you two together all the time

Methnerd
Methnerd

come back after over a year of inactivity after seeing the expac news
still no worthwhile content
rejoined ebin fc and found some people never left, all they do is log on and erp
general still ripe with shitposting and ebin drama
the few good ebins have been driven away and replaced by cancerous ones
Disgusting...

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@VisualMaster
who cucked who

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

wake up
feel like death
check emails
favourite artist just put up a preview & preorder for his new EP
listen to the preview song and cry mixed tears of pain and joy
This is almost as exciting as a Duke Nukem-related announcement!
:'3

Anyone on Excalibur want to run expert roulette?
PST to Koh Molkoh

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

So what are you supposed to do when people suggest doing the Diadem with only 2 people?

whereismyname
whereismyname

fuck ing stupid bird

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TalkBomber
Is it just for gathering?

askme
askme

@TalkBomber
back out
fuck actually having to put effort into that shit

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Methshot
I don't expect them to nerf everyone's utility. I expect them to give more utility to more jobs and have shared cooldowns among them so you can't stack them anymore. Kinda like what they did with Bloodlust in WoW

Emberfire
Emberfire

@lostmypassword
If only you had come on an hour ago, I could have dragged you along when my FC leader decided to drag me along

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Methshot
I would be perfectly fine with that. Balance will probably get knocked back down to 10% too.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@TalkBomber
You typically want a Summoner or Scholar for this (or I do it with one) but you basically have one person help get the other current(s?) for flying. The one who flies helps out the other person get flying, and you gather 'til time runs out.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@whereismyname
Not as stupid I love you, Shirou...

WebTool
WebTool

@farquit
Would you prefer the RDN with summon command?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@whereismyname
would you ride a naked malera like that?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Methshot
melee circlejerk
meta is brd+mch and drg+nin to buff them

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

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@BunnyJinx
@BunnyJinx
@BunnyJinx
@BunnyJinx
@BunnyJinx
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
@Garbage Can Lid
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SniperWish
SniperWish

@WebTool
Terra isn't a red mage please stop this

Techpill
Techpill

lei

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@lostmypassword
they give rdm their own trick attack
add a 60s debuff that prevents the target from being trick attacked again like the antibodies debuff for virus for both nin and rdm's trick attack

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Spazyfool
they give rdm their own trick attack
how about no
how about we remove cancerous abilities like trick attack from the game

iluvmen
iluvmen

@SniperWish
How about the WHM with summon command?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@lostmypassword
because i like being with friends

@Burnblaze
there was never anything to cuck

WebTool
WebTool

@Raving_Cute
mnk detected

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TreeEater

gather what? do you turn in gathered materials for brass spoils?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Techpill
hi

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Methnerd
you know what you must do, infiltrate, gathering information, find something that they are insecure about, strike them with it, hammer it in while still searching for more info, keep hitting them, keep harrasing them under the guise of user, keep pounding even when they dont post as they are still watching, keep doing it till they dissapear and everyone sees them in a bad light.

likme
likme

@LuckyDusty
gilga

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@likme
pls

farquit
farquit

@WebTool
SMN actually.

Trick attack is still cancer.

WebTool
WebTool

@Garbage Can Lid
Go take a nap, beepy.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@BlogWobbles
wtf 'w'

@Illusionz
no comment

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Garbage Can Lid
Sorry dude, but unlike you I actually have a life.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@farquit
Okay, I'll bite.
What's wrong with Trick Attack?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

mods only ban the shitposters complaining about ebins and not the ebins themselves

idontknow
idontknow

@New_Cliche
do it..

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@hairygrape
is the biting just a meme or did you get one

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Raving_Cute
smn cant use it

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I need a info dump on Kanpan

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Harmless_Venom
what

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Raving_Cute
It's too good and benefits the party DPS more than a MNK can.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Is there a discord or Veeky Forums world?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@New_Cliche
Maxim "Kanpan" Basuda is a Defending Operator featured in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege. He features a high armor rating but has slow mobility. Kanpan specializes in laying EDD MKII trip wire traps on entryways which will detonate when enemies make contact.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Raving_Cute
Makes an otherwise shit job, become a must-take.

I have no love for monktards after how they acted in ARR, but trick attack bullshit just ain't right.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Raving_Cute
Having an entire jobs acceptance into a raid be dictated by the existence of one skill
Good design

They need to give more reasons to pick each job.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@New_Cliche
grown girl

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@SomethingNew
They need to give more reasons to pick each job.

Anyone autistic enough to take a job for just one skill will always choose whatever combination of jobs provides the most party DPS. It doesn't matter how many options SE gives. Min maxers gonna min max

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Emberfire
unironically thinking people only take nin for trick attack

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Emberfire
I'm pretty sure people take a NIN for Shadewalker, Smoke Screen, and Goad too. Trick Attack is nice but it's not the only reason people take Ninjas.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Need_TLC
Problem is that trick attack isnt a minmaxing thing. Its a tremendous boost. Even regular groups want a NIN, not just progressive raids.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Need_TLC
Pretty much this, and when the min-maxers do it, other people will copy with no idea why it works.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Emberfire
m-muh enmity skills
LOL

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Gigastrength
Yes I know, I'm saying that even if we are given more options, people will min max and dispel that illusion of choice.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Nojokur
Goad isnt too useful this tier, Shade/Smoke are both super good with the swaps in 10 and adds in 9/11 though

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I need a info dump on Literal Who

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Poker_Star
who....?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Dreamworx
All progressive raids make use of them in order to maintain more uptime in DPS stance for tanks, which translates into a bigger damage boost. Youre not thinking big picture.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@DeathDog
It's not just that they copy, it's that they also assume everything else is absolute shit and that the content isn't clearable without the most optimal make-up.

WebTool
WebTool

@DeathDog
Yeah you're right about Goad, I was just listing it though as a support skill they have available.

Booteefool
Booteefool

m-muh enmity SKILLS

askme
askme

@Bidwell
falling for the bait

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

How does this sound? Move support abilities from DPS to the Tanks and Healers.

Because there is no dedicated support role in the game, the playerbase eventually boils things down to a boring, single comp, and that's why you have the MCH/BRD/DRG/NIN cancer comp prevailing over everything.

Just give support abilities to the smaller pool of classes that everyone is going to bring into a raid anyway (you're always going to bring 2/3 of the tank classes and 2/3 of the healer classes). With DPS classes having limited support, anyone could pick up any of the 8+ dps classes we'll have in stormblood and not feel left out because the meta didn't agree with them for that tier.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@askme
Some people literally dont know what enmity skills are for. Like the tanks who stay in tank stance the entire time and "respect the content."

takes2long
takes2long

@Fuzzy_Logic
being this salty that youre shit and dont get taken to raids

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Sharpcharm
Ugliest thing i have seen in a while. why so much makeup you look like you have rosacea?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Evil_kitten
he doesnt respect the content and only play paladin

Pleb.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@New_Cliche
Autistic wannabe neet who sleeps around with anyone if they offer anything of value

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

*pulls without grit and dies to punishing heat
ninjas are great...

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@idontknow
oh god what is this

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Fuzzy_Logic
there is no dedicated support role in the game
@Fuzzy_Logic
that's why you have the MCH/BRD/
cancer comp
what did he mean by this?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@idontknow
contagin commission a comic?

idontknow
idontknow

@Stark_Naked
@BunnyJinx
lalagirl x catboy doujin

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@idontknow
lmao who made this

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@askme
mfw they arent actually baiting but are quite serious

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Fuzzy_Logic
People would still pick the jobs that do the most damage and mechanics that work best for the content. You can clear this tier with any set of tanks/healers/dps aside from doubling up on jobs.

Hell, you can clear A12S with a Paladin fine, just need to swap when you run out of cooldowns.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Sharpcharm
The cat is not ugly! It's pretty cute

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@GoogleCat
Yeah, I don't raid at all but isn't this tier accessible by every class?

No matter how you want it, the game will never be perfectly balanced. There will always be a job, or a specific composition of jobs, that is the best and when played well, it will be able to outperform other groups/jobs. The trick is to have the game balanced so that such groups aren't necessary for progression.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Flameblow
renko...

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@cum2soon
the art is shit and the writing is worse

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@idontknow
lalafell doujin keep cropping up constantly
elezen doujin are still literally non-existent

massdebater
massdebater

run ARF with a friend
catman tank with a padjali weapon
herewego.jpg
he can't hold aggro
pulls single packs
doesn't use cooldowns under any circumstances
randomly LBs on one of those spherical node thing trash packs
we ask why, no response
starts using cooldowns at the end of the dungeon against 2 mobs
goes back to not using cooldowns during the boss
Really activates your almonds, don't it?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@idontknow
not on sad panda

Ok gonna need some source here.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@massdebater
Wh-what's wrong with catman tanks..

Evilember
Evilember

@LuckyDusty
It is on sad panda you goon
exhentai .org/g/1016923/56d2b22382/

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Stupidasole
the only thing you need to tank is the pussy thats ruining your pelvis

Emberfire
Emberfire

lonely hyur looking for eb...

FastChef
FastChef

@Evilember
well, it's tagged as FFXI, that's why. Thanks.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

DRK /bstance best /bstance

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Garbage Can Lid
boys bully me when i heal, tanking is all i have

Inmate
Inmate

@Stupidasole
Nothing honestly, I just humorously stereotyped this guy right off the bat and he turned out to be exactly what I'd expected.

Inmate
Inmate

@Evilember
i hate balmung

Illusionz
Illusionz

Who wants to guess how hard they'll do kneejerk buffs for PLD, MNK, WHM, and SMN?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Redpill me on getting EB'd

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Illusionz
SMN is good right now though lol

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

will someone please fill me up

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Evilember
the fucking english on this nyo my god

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Illusionz
buffing the best tank
buffing the highest single target damager
buffing the best healer
buffing the best mage dps
retarded general

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I hope you're having an awesome day, Anonymous. I bet the day would be even more awesome if you posted some Highlanders.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Illusionz
Who wants to bet Holy will be nerfed again but they'll give even more healing to WHM because why the fuck not?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@StrangeWizard
nisu buttu

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@StrangeWizard
I like your bottom.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Illusionz
SMN is insanely good though??
And PLD only needs actual aoe damage and better threat generation on RoH, he already has a niche as it is.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TalkBomber
What's wrong with that character's body, holy buddha

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Nude_Bikergirl
I can actually see them removing stun from Holy because "it's unfair to ASTs".

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@massdebater
Its his sub and his gameplay stop being elitist

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

fuck off beepy

Supergrass
Supergrass

@hairygrape
If they're so good, show me a static with all four of those jobs being used together on a regular basis.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Illusionz
To me all I want is SOMETHING for PLD AoE. Change the flash trait to be a DoT. Make shield swipe cleave. Give Shield Oath a passive thorns effects. A way to reset Scorn. Just give me something.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@hairygrape
And the MP cost staying the same.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TalkBomber
Could be worse, could be better. Not great but not a bad day so it's ultimately okay

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Illusionz
They'll just take away cleric stance from sch and ast with the new role abilities thing in 4.0
whm will keep it because it comes from them

likme
likme

@hairygrape
mp cost the same
no stun
damage dropoff is increased
can only hit maximum of 3 targets

Skullbone
Skullbone

holy shit I miss godspeed posts

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

i wish i had a catboy bf

hairygrape
hairygrape

@PurpleCharger
Glad youre not a game designer because that pretty much means WHM/WHM is the permanent comp for all serious raids. Plus healers pretty much cant level without Cleric Stance. They do about 10% of their damage without it once you get into the 50 range.

Evilember
Evilember

@Skullbone
THE CAR IS ON FIRE AND THERES NO DRIVER AT THE WHEEL

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@PurpleCharger
Would 1500 dps from a level 70 WHM be better than ~100 dps from an AST with cards though?

takes2long
takes2long

@Evilember
MULTI
TRACK
DRIFTING

Inmate
Inmate

@Stupidasole
nyo

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@PurpleCharger
@hairygrape
They should just remove cleric stance period and make healer attack magic scale off of mind.

Methshot
Methshot

@Inmate
When you try and be nice to people like Beepy but they just keep getting angrier at you and make you wanna give up

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@hairygrape
implying whm would have the sustain of ast and sch
unironically thinking healer dps is valuable enough to stack jobs

its like you dont play the game

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Who the fuck keeps attracting beepy to drakn house?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Inmate
kill yourself holy shit

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Deadlyinx
Nah then all the hardcores will cry about how skillful stance dancing was and how healing is for babies now.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@hairygrape
That comp would fall apart as soon as there is any attack that deals more than 110% of anyone's HP.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Inmate
Make a new character. Start over. Try to be better this time and don't intentionally upset people.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BlogWobbles
But it is. You cant make a lot of checks without healer DPS, and having no cleric stance pretty much means no healer DPS.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Deadlyinx
No because then Assize would actually be more ridiculous than it already is

iluvmen
iluvmen

@likme
On the other hand i give you cure IV

1000 potency heal
5k mp
3y radius

Have fun

@Nude_Bikergirl
1500
More like 2.5k ish, WHM went from 350 on ARR to 1200.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@StonedTime
Teling a crazy person to just "Stop being crazy man haha"

Please dont ever go into the psychiatry field.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Need_TLC
Autism.
I'm kinda tempted to web him just so he can give me free shit all the time, but in the end it's not worth the trouble.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Illusionz
Lol what check can't you make without Healer DPS?

This isn't Gordias anymore.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Need_TLC
i'm not sorry.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Illusionz
Yoshi literally said content is designed around healers not dps'ing
"You cant make a lot of checks without healer DPS!"

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Methshot
iktf user.....

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Methshot
what did I do to you..?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

tfw you have a 60% keyboard and dont have enough buttons for everything

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@VisualMaster
Want a ps4?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Boy_vs_Girl
he actually believes he'll have overgear on week 1 omega

@LuckyDusty
*at recommended ilevel

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Illusionz
The only people who say and agree with this are shitter DPS who get carried by their SCH and WAR.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@LuckyDusty
You realize Yoshi's internal team tests content with drops from the raid itself right? Thats why his advice is always flawed bullshit and doesnt take into account progression.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Illusionz
What would actually be nice is if partywide/tank damage was more constantly and less predictable and Healers actually had to spend the majority of their time healing, instead of just waiting for the boss to use whatever aoe/tankbuster he does, spend maybe 2 GCDs healing, and then just going back to damage.

I like getting to DPS but I really wish that there was more to actually heal.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Gigastrength
This is what I would prefer. Healing doesn't have to be boring. There needs to always be something that needs immediate attention.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

What materia do I put on my DRK accessories?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@lostmypassword
tfw you have a controller so not only are you comfy but you have enough buttons for everything

Soft_member
Soft_member

Would you watch a FFXIV anime?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@w8t4u
they enhanced it just so you would give that reply, ignore it its been constantly trying to get attention again.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@DeathDog
@Soft_member
Yeah, sure. Healer DPS has always been luxury for carrying the dead weight of shitter dps and maybe even shitter tanks, but it has never been required aside from the overtuned gordias floors.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Gigastrength
That's easy. Just get into a group where the same dps keep dying over and over to stupid stuff every week even though you've been on farm status for months now. Help me.

whereismyname
whereismyname

did this game get good over the last 5 months, or is it still basically a MMOERP?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Gigastrength
PS4 with Bloodborne, The Last Guardian and FF15

massdebater
massdebater

@Soft_member
I want to watch anime with someone from xiv instead

eGremlin
eGremlin

@whereismyname
sorry this isn't tera

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Deadlyinx
Yeah im sure all those world first raid teams were carrying their dead weight with their healer DPS. Ya fucking idiot.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Soft_member
yes

@whereismyname
define good

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@whereismyname
You really shouldn't judge the game by this general.

Inmate
Inmate

@eGremlin
this isn't tera
expound

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I want a male elezen to rape my resisting catboy and scar him for life

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Poker_Star
world first group dps cant possibly have made errors in optimizing a fight before their first clear

are you a real person

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Ignoramus
Strength.

For crafted gear, overmeld crit. Det if capped.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Post VERY CUTE XIV fanart!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@massdebater
Do you wanna watch little witch academia?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Lord_Tryzalot
i want a male elezen to be my friend

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@SniperGod
Every single early progression group in every single raid has used healer DPS and needed it until they were geared.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

So I haven't picked up a trade skill yet, and I just finished my first combat class quest line at level 30 on a lancer. What do I do now? Should I max Lancer before picking up a trade skill, or should I move to gladiator to get dragoon? Also I just joined a Grand Company.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Emberfire
what would you do if a malezen and malera decided to sleep half naked in your room?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Deadlyinx
I just assume there's a pre-cut hole right there for tail holders to stick it through

A few of the older armors actually do have tail holes. At the very least, I know the Allagan healing jacket does. But then SE got lazy and just left tails clipping through to save their modeler the five extra minutes it would take to cut out a hole.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Emberfire
kume

TechHater
TechHater

@Emberfire
@Supergrass
SMN is not good compared to BRD/MCH

girlDog
girlDog

@Booteefool
unless you want to pvp

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TalkBomber
Only 1/3 races even have a tail to worry about. It's not a big deal.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@girlDog
i manage to make it work for WAR, not sure about other classes though
with that new double tap hotbar thing you could have more but i feel like that'd be weird getting used to

Soft_member
Soft_member

@MPmaster
how did you manage it on war?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

is it ok to leave my pet on sic

Playboyize
Playboyize

@kizzmybutt
no

you need contagion for DWT tri disaster

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Emberfire
shirou wants x race here
specific asshat from his fc chances race a few days later
Really makes you think

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@BinaryMan
Yeah all 100 people out of 10,000 raiders. Nobody is saying that healers shouldn't DPS. Everyone here accepts that they should. The only situation where my regular ass mediocre group might have needed healer DPS was to kill the Wings fast enough in 12, and I'm not even sure that's the case. But that still gets back to that other guy's point that generally speaking, healer DPS is for picking up the slack left by your actual DPS.

Just because good healers like DPSing and having high DPS healers and tanks makes fights faster and easier doesn't mean that the fights are tuned to require healer DPS.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Stark_Naked
get dragoon, it will make your life ten times easier

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@kizzmybutt
In trash content it's fine for scholar, although doing so as summoner will seriously gimp your shit due to the inability to control application of contagion. In real shit you should have them on obey. And really they should be on obey in trash content too, but it's not gonna cause a problem if you have them on sic.

Methshot
Methshot

*unequips jobstone*
*does 30% less damage*
*casts untraited e4e*
i am...useful....

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evil_kitten
level 15 hall of the novice trainer: When you've healed all there is to heal, there may be time to weave in some offensive magicks.
anon on xivg: healers shouldn't have to DPS if your DPS aren't shitters!
???????????

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Evil_kitten
I take that back, in part. Leaving Garuda (and one of the carbuncles?) on sic will make her use her knock-back on trash mobs, which might piss off your tank or melee. Not really the end of the world, but you'll probably catch some shit for it.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@RavySnake
Thats literally not what he said at all. He said they should DPS, not have to DPS. Big difference. The fights do not require healer DPS, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't DPS.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Playboyize
obnoxious, arrogant, will cross you if they feel threatned
will cross you if they feel threatned

I get the obnoxious and arrogant part, but where did you get the crossing if I feel threatened from?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Methshot
The 'untraited' e4e is the exact same as any other e4e lol

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@RavySnake
I never said healers shouldn't DPS, stop bringing up retarded arguments just because you don't understand.

Lunatick
Lunatick

I miss _____

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Dreamworx
just let me meme FUCK

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@RavySnake
Nobody is saying healers shouldn't DPS. Everyone here accepts that they should.
ohohoh I'll just not read your post and reply, look at this clever citation to novice hall text!!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

anyone willing to trade sub time cards for gil on balmung?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Lunatick
________

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Lunatick
I miss Rylai and her lewds, why did you people have to drive them away?

Techpill
Techpill

@King_Martha
sorry naka

RumChicken
RumChicken

@hairygrape
stop asking me these things >:(

@SniperWish
yup

@PackManBrainlure
no harem of male eleze/male ra/catboys
I'm upset.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Lunatick
Stratos

iluvmen
iluvmen

@cum2soon
Nobody drove that shameless whore away she just got bored with the game I think.

she
Yeah yeah

Methshot
Methshot

@Lunatick
Sera's feets

Firespawn
Firespawn

If healers dont need to DPS they shouldnt DPS. They need to respect the content.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Firespawn
You're memeing too close to the epicenter of an argument, so that's gonna fall flat. Probably should have waited like 30 mins to post that crap.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@iluvmen

They've been on xiv the past few days. They just take breaks occasionally to get their ass pounded by black guys with fat cocks and british accents

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Lizurs are best.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

How do you counter bullying? I bully first to not be bullied but when I get bullied it hurts really bad.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Lunatick
PLD being good.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Someone buy my fish

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@ZeroReborn
human with scales

no

at least human with fur is cute

scales do not mesh with hair

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

If I am levelling for the first time, should I make sure to do the gathering/working jobs while I level? Just seems kind of overwhelming right now

iluvmen
iluvmen

@GoogleCat
Ignore bullying and don't bully, idiot!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BinaryMan
some lizards are good
that one isnt

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Anyone here really bored?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Nude_Bikergirl
No you can do them whenever, no need to do it while you're leveling a combat job.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SomethingNew
yeah and alone

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Dreamworx
do you have any hq black ghosts or yugr'am salmons....?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@SomethingNew
Guffy, does Liora ERP? I want them.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I have a problem. I'm obsessed with mooncats. They are just the most cutest and perfect beings ever, even the ugly ones!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Nojokur
Remember when cover was the best skill? Too bad it only stayed that way for ~5 months

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TalkBomber
When was that? T13 earthshakers?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SomethingNew
hi guffy want to honk my dees

Soft_member
Soft_member

@CodeBuns
Nope, just a buncha useless stuff I caught while leveling.

massdebater
massdebater

Okay I can't remember, are there any Level 45 Levequests anywhere? I seem to remember using them but fuck if I remember where.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Deadlyinx
why

cum2soon
cum2soon

@massdebater
mor dhona

Flameblow
Flameblow

xXX165285068XXx
play the game
or dont talk at all

FastChef
FastChef

@StonedTime
Yes.

@Crazy_Nice
These edits are so retarded.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@happy_sad
I DON'T KNOW! I can't help it.

Snarelure
Snarelure

why do you pay for a game in order to receive attention from those of the same sex, in a game you dislike playing?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@BlogWobbles
Same
@Fuzzy_Logic
No

TechHater
TechHater

@FastChef
palacucks like you are

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Snarelure
that's me except in reverse
@King_Martha
do you need a hug guffy

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

ignore them
they can get the attention they want ingame

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@CodeBuns
why did you break up with beepyscales

Booteefool
Booteefool

@FastChef
if he keeps posting them there's a chance, though it may be small, that one other autist might think they're funn

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@TechHater
here's your (you)

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Fried_Sushi
fuck off beepy

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Booteefool
I think they are funny. I also main scholar.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Post the latest ebin drama and mysteries

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Stark_Naked
Beepy bought Stratos a PS4 and then got dumped and no one has seen Stratos since.

Techpill
Techpill

@Fried_Sushi
@Sharpcharm
I remember when my friend started this perpetuated joke by accident....
@Stark_Naked
there's a new ebin named Phoenix Down raising a ruccus

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Fried_Sushi
This is the cat that made me make that post!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Stark_Naked
people not in drakn at the drakn house constantly

girlDog
girlDog

@Stark_Naked
Secret DRAKN wedding going on today

farquit
farquit

@Spamalot
Stratos has been on 11

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BunnyJinx
like who

Methshot
Methshot

@Stupidasole
the most pathetic people on the server

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TalkBomber
Do you like catgirls...

Methnerd
Methnerd

want to be a lewd and cute c@ with ebins
dislike ebins and don't want drama
Nuuu...

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

If I buy an armoire for my personal apartment and not FC house will I be able to store stuff in it?
I don't trust my FC and I'm tired of storing stuff in the inn and at the retainer

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Stark_Naked
Abe and Gyo in Double-Cuck Fiasco - Ebin Observers Not Surprised

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Methshot
name them

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Carnalpleasure
Armoires are personal and character based

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@iluvmen
B-but ;_;

eGremlin
eGremlin

@BinaryMan
Stop bullying and don't let people bully you, you dumb retard!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Stark_Naked
adelais having a meltdown

Skullbone
Skullbone

@RumChicken
nice to know you think I'm ugly!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

i want a catboy to /sit on my dick

eGremlin
eGremlin

@hairygrape
beepy

farquit
farquit

@Methshot
DRAKN houses a lot of very pathetic people so you can't blame the outsiders for congregating.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@ZeroReborn
me too

wanna fuck

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@eGremlin
How do I let people stop bullying me?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@farquit
But thats wrong. Theyre all very nice and friendly in game.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Deadlyinx
'w'

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Skullbone
I didn't say that

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Evil_kitten
I'm playing with you, I don't have a picture of my cat laughing I'm an elezen nowadays

Evilember
Evilember

@New_Cliche
Don't let them know that their bullying gets to you, stupid!

FastChef
FastChef

@Nojokur
Yes we have people who textfuck like it's their job and then people who log in purely to textfuck like Purple, Sunn, Rania, and Shana.
This is the worst FC I've seen since I started playing this game. I hope none of the older ones were worse but I'd be glad I missed them.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@New_Cliche
If you really didn't like it you would have said that it actually bothered you and people would have stopped. But you're probably a masochist and like being degraded, which is why you're here shitposting about it.

FastChef
FastChef

@Burnblaze
Oh, I guess it wasn't your cat that made me make that post then. I saw a very similar cat earlier that made me realize I have a problem.

likme
likme

@FastChef
Only one of those people actively do that and the rest are actually pure or at least dont do it much at all.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Post non-lewd heterosexual pairings expressing their mutual love for eachother.

I bet you can't.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

3.5 cant come soon enough

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Emberfire
Heterosexual by character or real gender? Big stipulation.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Emberfire
No because I don't care and it's offtopic.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@likme
lol

RumChicken
RumChicken

Does Grand Company matter at all? I'm a GLD going to PAL later, if that matters.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Evilember
Thanks user! I'll ignore them :)

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Emberfire
non-lewd expressing their mutual love for eachother
hahaha i got something for....
heterosexual pairings
well shit

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Emberfire
sure

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Lord_Tryzalot
Robots are not people.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@kizzmybutt
anon in 2 weeks: 3.55 can't come soon enough

Firespawn
Firespawn

@kizzmybutt
I hope Zurvan's theme is nice...

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@RumChicken
lol what
no not really unless you pvp, which you can't even if you wanted to because it's dead.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Lunatick
not really desu im psyched for cross server pf and removal of gc restrictions for pvp
paired with the garo shit it'll be active too so i might actually get my ADS this time around

takes2long
takes2long

@Firespawn
I hope Zurvan is a clusterfuck in Raid Finder

iluvmen
iluvmen

@lostmypassword
xD
cehmo got him!

Inmate
Inmate

What dps should an okay brd at i259 with the kinna weapon pull? Srs answers

idontknow
idontknow

@New_Cliche
Cross server stuff is the death knell for most MMOs.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@RumChicken
Right now it will affect your matching for pvp, but they're supposed to change that. Not that anyone really does pvp. Otherwise it's just cosmetic. Look at the gear from the quartermaster and the hunt billmaster (you may not be able to see that, but you can google something like "ffxiv flames hunt gear" and see what it is for each one), pick the one whose stuff you like the look of. You can switch later but you'll have to grind your rank back up if you, once you attain a certain rank with a gc you keep it permanently, so you can grind them all up to max rank and switch whenever you want. I think the game may have some kind of lockout timer on switches, but my point is that it's not a huge deal.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

tfw ex-erp c@ and every thread is a struggle to resist going back to my sinful ways...

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Inmate
kinna wep
lol why do u care ur a shitter anyways

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@idontknow
why would it be? it just gives more options for people on low pop servers

i always thought shit like actual server merging is p much saying that the game is dead

eGremlin
eGremlin

who /hype for 3.5 OST rip/ here

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Inmate
at least 2000

JunkTop
JunkTop

giruffe

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Inmate
On a dummy or in a specific fight?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@GoogleCat
No problem, dummy. I'm a reformed bully, so I now how to deal with them.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Burnblaze
How? It's better than the sophia weapon and I'm still working on relic. Gimme numbers fag

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@eGremlin
steal my image again and I will murder you while you sleep

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Fried_Sushi
Yea, they're cute!

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Carnalpleasure
It removes the sense of community each server has for its raids. It means that the population has dropped so much that raiding has become impossible on mangy servers, and many devs try to save face and use cross realm raiding and zones instead of merging them.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Bidwell
P-pls bully me with your feets

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Spamalot
Well that is fucking adorable

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Burnblaze
Unless you have another outlet or have fixed your rl life you will go back. Speaking from experience

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Need_TLC
Footfags please die

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@TalkBomber
What did Scholar ever do yo you?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@whereismyname
Alright that's fine then

King_Martha
King_Martha

@takes2long
I hope it's more difficult than Sophia yet still manageable through RF, but I don't think that's a possible combination.
Thank God I've got some people to run it with at least...

takes2long
takes2long

is relic stuff coming in this patch?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Supergrass
Maybe there's a sense of community on Gilg, but afaik there's not much of one on Balmung. I mean I'm definitely not in the inner circle and I've never done sales, so maybe I'm just not in "the know," but as best I can tell it's pretty much Balkanized into little cliques of people who dislike each other and don't associate at all.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@takes2long
Yes

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Evil_kitten
i do 2150 at 251 with a shire so you should be at least 2k no problemo

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@takes2long
No. Keep grinding those Umbrite.

takes2long
takes2long

@Supergrass
It's a necessary evil. I'd rather have cross server PF than to have another Gordias period where Gilgamesh keeps absorbing good players from mid-pop servers en masse.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@TalkBomber
biggest server of NA
RP heaven
no sense of community

Are you retarded?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@takes2long
Why not merge smaller realms so they dont need to?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberfire
This is one of the better aesthetic pairings, but I'm stuck with @eGremlin
...

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Soft_member
I was referring to the raiding community, not the community at large.

askme
askme

@Soft_member
RP heaven
wew

idontknow
idontknow

@TalkBomber
not being a big deal on balmung already
lul

SniperWish
SniperWish

@RavySnake
ugly paired with ugly

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

post nyanjas using futa shuriken! :3

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@StonedTime
I-if you order me to, I will! I'm pathetic~

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

post extremely dead cats.

extremely dead.

the deadest cats you have EVER SEEN.

Techpill
Techpill

@SomethingNew
DIE

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Playboyize
I know who this is

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TurtleCat
hell yea

likme
likme

@Techpill
Yes! Thank you for commanding me! Thank you!~

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@FastChef
I've been found out. Who wants to textfuck with me tomorrow?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Harmless_Venom
in multiple ways

farquit
farquit

@TalkBomber
I can tell you as someone who's with the endgame crowds thats not really ttue, everyone at least knows eachother, and most cliques talk to other ones. only a few dislike eachother.
that being said there's not really much room for elitism between cliques anyway because raiding on balmung is like being in goku's gravity room

Firespawn
Firespawn

Scholar here, looking to level another profession. Is there any other class that comes close to this level of fun? Preferrably something that works okay with a controller setup.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Techpill
@StonedTime
Love Shinbou
Hate feet

likme
likme

@Spazyfool
snek a best

SniperGod
SniperGod

@likme
haha guys lowercase always friendly always normal n zany jus me lei ari

ps not gay don't do that stuff lol

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Firespawn
sch
fun
controller

Nigga this bait is weak af.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@RavySnake
wow rude

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

*lifts tail*

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@SomethingNew
scholar not the most based class
controller not the comfiest way of playing

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SniperGod
um what?

I'm not friendly, zany or straight

and snake a shit

TechHater
TechHater

*raises paw*

massdebater
massdebater

@Need_TLC
Might as well play Summoner then if you like watching those nasty dots tick and keep reapplying them like some ocd autist, my dudem.

Evilember
Evilember

@farquit
I know some people in other groups, and some of my static have some contacts, but as a peasant raider I feel pretty isolated from the raiding community at large. I'm sure the big-shots have some interactions, but that's a tiny portion of an already small population. There's no big linkshells or stuff, other than Calcifer's, which you couldn't pay me to join. Well, you could pay me to join it but that's about the only circumstances under which I would. I was in a raiding FC for a little bit, but after sitting through the leader wiping ex primal clears for the social members so he could get tank parses I decided that wasn't really the place for me.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Please refrain from any foot domination I'm trying to stop lewd and this keeps turning me on

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@SniperGod
can you stop projecting literal whos onto me

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Poker_Star
Always look on the who side of life.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@SomethingNew
ok no foot dom

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@massdebater
I like Scholar because healing in dungeons is literally the most fun I've had in an MMO. I'd rather not play a mindless DPS class, but I don't know if that's all there is.
Which tank class is the most fun?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@ZeroReborn
Y-you can stop with the pictures too

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Evilember
This is why you apply to 4chanX, the best PvE and PvP fc on Balmung.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Fuzzy_Logic
DPS isn't mindless. If you like healing a lot try the other healers. I was a scholar main for a while and I still raid as one but I have the most fun on whm.

cum2soon
cum2soon

i want a catboy bf

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Legit, if you want an easy server first for Omega, just transfer to somewhere like Mateus or Goblin. Literally no competition and you'll still be on Aether.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Fuzzy_Logic
I like Scholar because healing in dungeons is literally the most fun I've had in an MMO
I like Scholar
because healing

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Evilember
You could message Lumina or Elyscia, the latter doesn't really run a raiding linkshell or anything and the former is quieter but yeah. Calcifer is pretty much a running joke between everybody

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Skullbone
stop posting pictures on an imageboard

massdebater
massdebater

@GoogleCat
more shinobu

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Boy_vs_Girl
Server firsts on servers other than the megaservers do not matter and you will be ridiculed at every step

hairygrape
hairygrape

@GoogleCat
I-I mean pictures that make me want to serve and go back to my lewd days... Please... S-sorry...

Firespawn
Firespawn

@eGremlin
Good fuck shit friend

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@hairygrape
post your character you filthy cumdump

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

anyone for expert roulette

idontknow
idontknow

footfags need to die
seriously

likme
likme

@Firespawn
That's why they're listed as just a quick fuck. Good enough to make certain inactive people log in.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Stupidasole
I-I unsubbed! I won't be back until S-stormblood!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@idontknow
calm down shirou

Illusionz
Illusionz

@hairygrape
wtf is wrong with you

@massdebater

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Dreamworx
on balmung?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Illusionz
N-nya... Sorry... I'm interested in you now. I'm pathetic ;_;

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@likme
Gross

Firespawn
Firespawn

@eGremlin
post it, did you not hear me? are you good for literally nothing now?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperWish
yeah

Supergrass
Supergrass

@idontknow
i want to edge with a catboy

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@SniperWish
would you mind if I made a quick run to the store first?

cum2soon
cum2soon

tfw no elezen wife to tackle the storm of blood with

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Stupidasole
it's my image.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Illusionz
Fucking love Shinbou
Fucking love smug as well

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Sharpcharm
It is pretty gross, but what can ya do on Balmung?

SniperGod
SniperGod

casual conversations

WebTool
WebTool

@haveahappyday
yeah but you won't want to do it with me anyway

w8t4u
w8t4u

@WebTool
oh I'll do it regardless, promise. want me to find you somewhere?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

who wants to lick my paws

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@w8t4u
yeah i'll be at the drakn house

MPmaster
MPmaster

@SniperGod
*doesnt pump*

pfffffft

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TreeEater
tumblr
gay boy

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Boy_vs_Girl
sure might take me a bit

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Firespawn
@likme
both of you are disgusting

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@New_Cliche
Lethe is

Illusionz
Illusionz

@haveahappyday
wtf i'm not gay

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@AwesomeTucker
so are the greaselords fucking him

Evilember
Evilember

@cum2soon
tfw alone now and going to be alone when stormblood comes around

JunkTop
JunkTop

@AwesomeTucker
Lethe's too afraid of my deck to play cards with me too

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@New_Cliche
So is half of DRAKN desu

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

What's a good material to get from Grand company seals to sell on balmung

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@GoogleCat
hence@Sharpcharm

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Firespawn
Y-you aren't the same person!

askme
askme

@JunkTop
play cards with me
That's how it always starts, just means they don't want you

Techpill
Techpill

lewding with the same old boring cats on balmung
not branching out and getting with elezen and hyurs on other servers

You guys keep yourselves far too limited.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Boy_vs_Girl
i'm here, don't be shy
I also stick out like a sore thumb

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

6 days till 3.5

Lunatick
Lunatick

@JunkTop
@Firespawn
@eGremlin
@Stupidasole
@hairygrape

Could you stop fucking trying to ERP in the goddamn thread?

MPmaster
MPmaster

im so glad i dont play on balmung lmfao

Inmate
Inmate

le lewd xd

hairygrape
hairygrape

@askme
Tell that to the people who end up naked because of it

RavySnake
RavySnake

@GoogleCat
Actually they are very cute and nice and pure for the most part.

idontknow
idontknow

@hairygrape
I'm saying if they won't play cards with you they don't want to fuck

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
@Fried_Sushi
@Fried_Sushi
@Fried_Sushi
@Fried_Sushi
@Skullbone
@Skullbone
@Skullbone
@Skullbone
@Skullbone
@Fried_Sushi
@Fried_Sushi
@Fried_Sushi
@Fried_Sushi
@Fried_Sushi
@JunkTop
@JunkTop
@JunkTop
@JunkTop
@JunkTop

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@BunnyJinx
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Soft_member
Soft_member

there's tubby with his poorly framed lewd shots :) where would we be without him

massdebater
massdebater

@idontknow
oh RIGHT. You wanna play cards with me later today or tomorrow user?

Methshot
Methshot

Please message me to erp, I'm running out of people
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/1672679/

Snarelure
Snarelure

@massdebater
No thanks I already have that planned

Flameblow
Flameblow

Cluster headache is back. Stephen, did you forget to feed the whale?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Methshot
is this lethe?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Flameblow
@Nude_Bikergirl
@Inmate
Still mad about Mado, Vjera?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Methshot
Padjali
DROPPED

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Fried_Sushi
That's Masha

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@TalkBomber
is there a difference?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methshot
With what, an Ouija board?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Lord_Tryzalot
Musk intensity

idontknow
idontknow

@Snarelure
No, with a wega board.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15nNY7uofNw

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Methshot
post logs

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spazyfool
what

Inmate
Inmate

stop posting about them i dont want to read it thanks

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Spazyfool
Kiss Shot the best.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Inmate
same

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BunnyJinx
I have run stuff with both of them, although I know the former better. I was mostly just offering my observations about the raiding community on Balmung, rather than looking for contacts. I do appreciate the gesture though. Like I said I know a few people, I just don't feel like I'm a part of some larger community.

I think Creator being so easy has contributed to the this. With Gordias and Midas people like me were almost always hitting up other raiders for tips or help or whatever, but since even my mediocre group has had 12 on farm for some time there's not much to talk about. We just sort of do our clears and that's it.

StonedTime
StonedTime

You don't love me.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

post. just post. whatever. who cares? post something.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StonedTime
If I say I don't will you stop being a disgusting human being to make me hate you?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

haven't done the coils yet
que time is 3+ hours

Inmate
Inmate

@TreeEater
hey you too whats up cat

Skullbone
Skullbone

@CouchChiller
Speedkilling is also extremely queer, waiting 5min+ in between pulls for cards is infinitely worse than CD resets, let alone not pulling the cards you want during the pull

A9S speedkills are 100% dominated by AoE balance draws now, if you pull any less than 3 AoE balances after the pull you're not going to be competitive

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate
hi, who dis

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

post cats that are no longer with us today

SniperGod
SniperGod

disgusting

Supergrass
Supergrass

pins is a maid?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Supergrass
pins is a whore good work dude with the front as a complete retard before you get people to ERP with you

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Skullbone
I hate Balance. Catering to a decent player boosts their DPS by such a retarded amount it's not even funny, and like you said speedkills (actual ones, not your group pushing lapis in a weekly) are completely dependent upon it. I bet SE won't even touch it either.

eGremlin
eGremlin

nighogg ex
first clear
birdie drop
roll low
guy who didn't communicate, didn't follow the rotation, and got 3 people killed gets it
still says nothing when he gets it, just leaves party
his face when
I'm a bit on edge

farquit
farquit

@Poker_Star
Cute. Who is the artist?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Supergrass
She's a maid because she has to clean your shit up that you leave all over the apartment and fling at walls.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@farquit
Me.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Deadlyinx
Balance was fine when it was a tiny boost to AST, where they were chosen based on Disable and CU's mitigation, but now it's completely fucking overboard

Lunatick
Lunatick

@eGremlin
Doing Library NM and theres a sprout who asks for boss fight info
At the final boss the mentor DPS runs in and just says "Gooooo hurry up it doesnt matter" and proceeds to die to the orb he placed in the middle of the room and not team up with anyone on the platforms

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

/vg/thread/165294435#p165294435
/vg/thread/165294435#p165294435
/vg/thread/165294435#p165294435
Limit, migrate

DeathDog
DeathDog

retard png posters

SniperWish
SniperWish

one point for every person you can name
two points for every bit of drama you can point out about the person

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