/twg/ - Total War General

SniperGod
SniperGod

True Emperor Edition

FAQs and General Info
http://pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN

Warhammer introduction to MP Lords and Heroes
http://pastebin.com/hPkPujTB

Steam Groups
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/totalwargeneral
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/twgmp

Total War News
White Dwarf coming 19 January 2017
https://twitter.com/totalwar/status/819200441066123264
Total War: WARHAMMER - Behind The Wood Elves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8_Z2Bm0CjE

Time Commanders is back and it's pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0tOb_bFj70

Mods -- http://www.twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2191-Total-War-WARHAMMER-Modifications
Recent Update Info -- http://wiki.totalwar.com/w/Total_War_WARHAMMER_Update_5
Recent DLC (good goy) -- http://store.steampowered.com/app/534331

Suggested Mod Pack (You can pick and choose from the list, Suggested by anon):
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=817040576

Old thread: /vg/thread/165185265#p165185265

All urls found in this thread:
http://pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN
http://pastebin.com/hPkPujTB
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/totalwargeneral
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/twgmp
https://twitter.com/totalwar/status/819200441066123264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8_Z2Bm0CjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0tOb_bFj70
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2191-Total-War-WARHAMMER-Modifications
http://wiki.totalwar.com/w/Total_War_WARHAMMER_Update_5
http://store.steampowered.com/app/534331
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=817040576
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_clan
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?746452-Official-Submods-English-Faction-and-Unit-Names-for-DeI-1-2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YFr63afVwM
http://hyruletotalwar.wikia.com/wiki/Kazakk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGI_g9NFzDY
https://youtu.be/lpfZNUo4VAc
https://youtu.be/tEDY0-vPFR8
http://orig11.deviantart.net/6935/f/2017/002/3/4/moblin_guideexc_by_undyingnephalim-datx7fg.pdf
http://undyingnephalim.deviantart.com/art/Darknut-Legion-Guide-Excerpt-650615387
https://youtu.be/qLhmDCl46-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kUXQDUcUeY
hairygrape
hairygrape

nth for stabbing

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

STUNTIES

Spamalot
Spamalot

Any news beside grombrindal lads?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

AE SWWON

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Spamalot
Nope.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperGod
starting a thread with an image for ants
For shame

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

tfw trying Tsu realm divide

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Stark_Naked
Literally never ever

Supergrass
Supergrass

Rejoice! For a Knight of Bretonnia provides your shield.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@SniperWish
You wanna start a fight or something humie?

Skullbone
Skullbone

???

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Stark_Naked
I don't know what to think about this mod , is gonna be other that will give 12074091283091278 units to one faction and 2 to the others .

DeathDog
DeathDog

G O B L I N S

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Anyone have a good sweetfx preset for medieval 2 total war games?
Something that brings out the colors more?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Stark_Naked
Jesus what will the turn timers be like
@viagrandad
Come at me nigga

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

How come warhammer doesn't have any cool technology moments like dwarfs singing various war songs. I mean speaking english makes sense lore wise because they only ever speak it with others of their kind even though it would have been neato.

And why is the warhammer soundtrack so disappointing. Aside from the vampire music the rest is almost entirely mediocre at best. The dwarfs worst of all because they don't even get their own songs, I think they only actually have 1 unique song.

Also, I thought elves were supposed to be uncanny valley like beings that make humans uncomfortable but also incredibly graceful and almost dance like in their movements. I guess wood elves being filthy barbarians makes sense that they would be more clumsy but I just don't like their animations.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@viagrandad

p-pls no...

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Stupidasole
Elves are supposed to be hot as fuck you retard.
All that ayy stuff is second to them being waifus.

girlDog
girlDog

@Lord_Tryzalot
Elves are supposed to be hot as fuck you retard.
no

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

requestin Attila roll

TechHater
TechHater

@girlDog
no u

King_Martha
King_Martha

Maybe ignoring the chaos invasion to fight Elves was a bad idea..

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@King_Martha
KISLEV REMAINS

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Deadlyinx
Wre. Legendary. Have fun. That's your roll.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Post cool screenshots

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Evil_kitten
b-but I started playing last week...

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Evil_kitten
How are they seeing what's in front of them?

farquit
farquit

@happy_sad
Cool. Get it? X^)

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stupidasole
And why is the warhammer soundtrack so disappointing.
I like chaos ambient music a lot, surprisingly serene

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@happy_sad
play on legendary
no pause
no cool pics

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

tfw no cutie Bretonnian king for Morgana to carpet munch

When are we going to get some real waifus? Veiny rotting tits and cross dressing elves need not apply.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Emberburn
Don't they move based on whistle blows and that? Or is someone directing them?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Sharpcharm
"Hey Flavius, this isn't such a good idea, now is it?"

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I want to be dominated by a best elf!

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Sharpcharm
Now imagine you actually had to go to war and you're one of the dudes in the first line. You just know you're not making it out of there, no matter if you're the attacker or defender.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@PurpleCharger
I want to kill her comrades and rape her on the battlefield

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@MPmaster
I'll blow your mistle if you know what I mean

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Stark_Naked
Which of the several identical clones?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Ignoramus
The one in the red shirt

w8t4u
w8t4u

@King_Martha
Kislev be like
I refuse

Soft_member
Soft_member

@King_Martha
Why is Kislev so based

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Sharpcharm
@happy_sad
people pretend that this looks good

w8t4u
w8t4u

@BunnyJinx
Fay Enchantress was confirmed to being ugly.
So no cute waifus for us.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@BunnyJinx
But Vampire-chan is a real waifu! The perfect waifu!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

FAKE NEWS - A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!

Techpill
Techpill

@BunnyJinx

You posted the wrong pic, user. Here, let me help you with that.

Praise Khaine.

Snarelure
Snarelure

just used gothic falxmen for the first time

goodbye gothic warbands

what fuckin beasts

Emberburn
Emberburn

@happy_sad
Before

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

PAGAN'D

@Snarelure
*unsheathes slinger*

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Techpill
Why is Gelt dressed like a lady?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberburn
And after

@Nojokur
What?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Lord_Tryzalot
Judaism is a religion
No one can convert to Judaism
None of the playable factions follow Judaism
Judaism just exists

What's the point of adding Judaism if no one is gonna follow it and you can't convert to it?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Snarelure
Eh, those units don't really fill the same role. Warbands are multipurpose while Falxmen start to melt when they have to stay in a prolonged engagement or a missile units even just looks at them.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Stupidasole
Can't pretend like the kikes don't exist desu

likme
likme

@Stupidasole
Well, it's in the base game, so that's probably why it's there.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Stupidasole
historical accuracy due to the sizable jewish population in the emirate of cordoba

Playboyize
Playboyize

your king who fought and won 41 battles and conquered britain and ireland finally passes away in his sleep

press f to pay respects

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Boy_vs_Girl
Poor Sigfred, now everyone thinks he drinks piss

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Playboyize
rip sigfred

King Alaric I just died in my campaign, shortly before marching into Suebi Spain. RIP, best leaders, and may your useless sons not be utter shit.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Playboyize
illegitimate son as Heir

user you better start fucking

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Stupidasole

It does in some small way affect religion-based public order, in a way different from Islam or Christianity (insofar as no party is able to use those local tradition points for their own benefit).

Not like it was hard to add either, they already had Judaism from vanilla Attila.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

this disgusting peasant dare share the name of the greatest king whoever lived

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@happy_sad
Don't make me call the Fbi kid 8^)

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Stark_Naked
i bet youre the one playing seuculid given a 9 city start you knob

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Fried_Sushi
That's not how you spell Theodoric.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Playboyize
Gravitas 900
less than 50% control

likme
likme

@Fried_Sushi
Kill him

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I'M TIRED OF PLAYING CKII, JUST GIVE ME MKTW CAMPAIGN DAMMIT

SniperWish
SniperWish

@DeathDog
What the fuck did you just call me?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Spazyfool
first off, he's dead

secondly
wanting the corruption penalties from having a higher than balanced political balance of power

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Deadlyinx
Play the franks, go as a horde and invade arabia

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@StrangeWizard

my theodoric's a bit of a fag too

farquit
farquit

@SniperWish
a knob

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Oh that is just fucking gay, CA. Really fucking gay.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@VisualMaster
germanic crossbows

absolutely disgusting

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@CodeBuns
Better get lubed up bby

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@RumChicken
They are a great unit though.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@RumChicken

yeah they are feeling underwhelming, i brought them along after using celtic crossbows but they seem to be much worse

StonedTime
StonedTime

@RavySnake
They have precision shot, use it.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Did Age of Britain for AoC die?

I just want to unite Prydain Fawr and remove Saesons.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

fuck

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@BinaryMan
Age of Britannia and Age of Italia are dead because the guy who originally uploaded them got upset about something and deleted those two and the Age of Vikings mods.

The other modders managed to get Age of Vikings back up, but they cannot bring back Italia and Britannia. If you want to be Welsh, you'll need to use Age of Vikings and the alternate factions sub-mod.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@StrangeWizard
Could you share your save pleeeease

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@BinaryMan

Son of a bitch.

I'm looking through the general AoC faction unlocker mod to figure out how to unlock them myself, but it's hard to find the important stuff I need to change in the massive sea of data.

TechHater
TechHater

@SniperWish
What mod? And is that Attila?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Were bowman as good in Rome 2/Attila as they are in Warhams? I remember them being shit in shogun 2, but maybe I was just bad?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Harmless_Venom
maybe I was just bad
this

Methshot
Methshot

@Harmless_Venom
bowmen were fucking great in shogun 2 because nothing had shields.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Harmless_Venom
bows were never as strong as in S2

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TechHater
AE. Mod not released as campaign, yet. Don't worry, it's coming.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Several clans ganging up on a wounded Black Ship.

@Harmless_Venom
Archers in Shogun 2
Shit

They are almost OP

StonedTime
StonedTime

@SniperWish
TELL ME ABOUT THE CAMPAIGN FAGGOT

TELL ME NOW

HOW IS IT

IS THE RELEASE GONNA BE FULL OR IS IT GONNA BE A BETA

please

hairygrape
hairygrape

@ZeroReborn
MY EYES

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi

For his sacrifice and subsequent victory over Attila at the Battle of the Catalaunian Plains, Theodoric became a revered figure in Western historiography, and served as an inspiration for J. R. R. Tolkien in his creation of king Théoden of Rohan in The Lord of the Rings.

Like father like son, both based as hell

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@happy_sad
tfw you walk into a shower of javelins

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@ZeroReborn
this has gone through the sharpen filter in photoshop a few hundred times right? its not meant to look like this?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Need_TLC
Black Ship Acquired. Now it's time to break the stalemate between the great clans.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@ZeroReborn
Holy fuck that looks disgusting

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

FORM TESTUDO AND DO NOTHING

Inmate
Inmate

@hairygrape
@Fuzzy_Logic
@TurtleCat
You keep this up I will post that filtered picture every damn thread

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

What does these traits do anyway

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Fuck it, I'm making a Brythonic unlocker for AoC.

We'll all be able to play as Welsh, Picts, and Bretons before the day is out.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Snarelure
Realm Divide after blitzing Takeda homeland. I have really good relations with the Date so that will buy me some time to concentrate on the Takeda and the Hatakeyama.

Also, sabotaging armies is so good.

@Inmate
You think the filter on the main menu screen looks good?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@StonedTime
Post your Rome 2 face on release day

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

:3

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Inmate
DON'T IGNORE ME MAN
@StonedTime

Also, real talk, are you using GEM or does the mod by default looks that saturated?

Nojokur
Nojokur

I'm beginning to understand why Charlemagne hated these guys so much

@AwesomeTucker
afaik nothing, although night goblin shamans will get a similar line of traits that also give a bonus to cool-down for all spells

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Playboyize
This will be the last real resistance of the Takeda clan. The once great clan now crumbling. Their daimyo is not even a Takeda.

Thank god for bridge battles.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Deadlyinx
fUKC

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Lunatick
wassup nigga

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Stupidasole
Kiyomasa's Katana Cavarly is fucking scary. Nothing yari wall can't handle though.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Raving_Cute
play as Hojo
don't use a single siege weapon
What's the point?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Dreamworx
not much man just being scarred for life is all

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Stupidasole
I am actually recruiting Hojo hand mortars right now. They will be pretty useful for big sieges with that range. Mangoles are too shit and they fuck with your campaign movement so it's not worth it.

The best thing about the Hojo is the cheap castle upgrades.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

WRE completly ass raped by 404AD

stop this you germanic shits

TechHater
TechHater

@Bidwell
Hand mortars are based, just keep their archers busy with something else.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@TechHater
The enemy archers won't be in range. Also the gold armor will protect the hand mortars.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Ignoramus
no

Inmate
Inmate

@Raving_Cute
Baba Yasutomi

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Evil_kitten
Thighs to kill and raise for.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Imperial Dragon for Karl when!?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Inmate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_clan

Kai Province
The Baba were vassals of the Takeda clan

Well, look at that. Some nice detail.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Ignoramus
I wonder if CA will ever find a way of doing weakened empires properly.
Usually whenever they have to deal with an empire that is weakened at the onset of the game they just make them so shit said empires are get rekt in five turns.

likme
likme

@Gigastrength
but I want someone to fight once I get settled

and I don't want to fight germs

Nojokur
Nojokur

@TurtleCat
I love the hand mortars but in my experience, they aren't that good at actually killing things. They'll knock down an entire unit but they usually only kill a dozen or so men per volley.

Lunatick
Lunatick

when you are the ERE and keep sending the WRE money to stay alive but they are keeping all of their shiny new armies on some Mediterranean island

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Lunatick
implying they aren't making an island reserved purely for comitatenses

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I want to go back and do a shogun 2 playthrough, not fall or rise of the samurai. Which faction is the most interesting or most fun to play as?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@LuckyDusty
O D A

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

huh

well then

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Give Kislev 30k to keep them afloat so i can stabilize the northern empire without worrying about kislev dying to hordes of marauder scum
30 turns later chaos comes, it never get's past Praag
Kislev hasd 8(!!!) full stacks with 6 of them hunting for archy and other 2 burning down eastern norsca
they also took castle raukov so i need to fight the fuckers to win

they did amazing with just 30k, fucking dorfs got fed atleast 100k during the game by me and they still got grimgor'd

JunkTop
JunkTop

@LuckyDusty
uesugi because the coolest leader

also the start is hard as shit

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Nojokur
Yeah I kinda got similar results in a custom battle test. Having 1 or 2 units of them will still be useful for sieges.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@SomethingNew
Hate when that happens. This is one simple way to ruin any general and make him useless.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

uh, excuse me, we are a christian nation, why do we have a female priest?

I don't really mind, she's kinda qt anyway

TreeEater
TreeEater

@JunkTop
In Kōyō Gunkan there is one of the most famous instances of single combat in samurai history; during this battle, Kenshin managed to ride up to Shingen and slashed at him with his sword. Shingen fended off the blows with his iron war fan or tessen.

Huh I thought those fans were just a meme

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@TurtleCat
@Lunatick

I am sending them 150,000 dollars every fucking turn and they still only have half a stack guarding rome this is bullshit

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@ZeroReborn
This is what Rome 2 should of been, so looks sexy

Techpill
Techpill

ship winning slightly

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Warcraft: Total War, Tamriel: Total War, or Magic The Gathering: Total War?

Methshot
Methshot

@Poker_Star
True

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Turn like 150 and Kislev is STILL alive.

massdebater
massdebater

@BunnyJinx
Warcraft would just be copy paste from Warhammer
Magic would be a clusterfuck
Tamriel then, but would still feel like a copypaste and with less variety of units.

askme
askme

Ancient Mythology Total War

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Carnalpleasure
They tend to survive quite long in my campaigns to. Almost always with Wulfburg as their last city.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@LuckyDusty
Otomo

JunkTop
JunkTop

I know the AI cheats but this is ridiculous. Two stacks on one minor settlement? I didn't expect the AI to suffer from the 50% upkeep debuff but even without it this is incredibly stupid. I managed to kill one of the stacks and exactly 3 turns later another full 20 man army is coming in on top of the shit sitting in the settlement.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@JunkTop
blame CA for never being able to make non-retarded AI

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Gigastrength
I never realized Japan was just two penises touching balls.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Poker_Star
yeah, this is why I'm fucking hyped. All I want is attila but with rome's setting, and this should do the job.

@StonedTime
@ZeroReborn
Also this FUCKER KEEPS IGNORING ME

Snarelure
Snarelure

@eGremlin
The Attila provinces is what kills it for me.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Ancient Empires makes different Roman units for different regions of the map so a unit recruited from will look different to one recruited from Scotland or Egypt
Some of /twg/ cries because it fills up the custom battle unit list
Fucking kill yourselves

Spamalot
Spamalot

@GoogleCat
Trying to get there to save them but something tells me they are going to die right as I get there

Lunatick
Lunatick

@JunkTop
WAAAAAAHH MUH FIFTY SHADES OF ROMA INVICTA AHHH REPAINTED SPEARMEME

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@JunkTop

It's a fucking retarded waste of time and effort. And only continues to prove the maxim that modders make shitty game designers.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@massdebater
Jungle Romans
Vikings that shout so hard at cunts they die
An army of drug addict cats of every different size and shape
Black guys with the best sword fighters on the planet
Lizards that come from sentient trees
I don't know much about TES lore, but I know it would be more than a copypaste of Warhammer.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@eGremlin
Because I am not a developer, I just post AE screenshots to hype everyone and then make them regret everything once it comes out

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@AwesomeTucker

putting effort and time into making something you love and can be proud of
retarded and waste of time

millenials everyone

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Lunatick
It has literally no negative impact on gameplay, outside having to scroll a bit more in custom battles

@AwesomeTucker
Maybe the modders just didn't design it to specifically appeal to you
I personally think it's a really cool feature

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Snarelure
I don't give a shit man

Attila is mechanically superior to rome in almost every way

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I hope men never forget that when the Dwarfs were well and mighty, having struck down their ancestral enemies the Orc, that they came North to their aid.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@AwesomeTucker
EB for rome 1 was HISTORICAL AUTISMO: THE MOD and it's probably one of the best mods out there improving pretty much everything, only limited by the game's engine.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Sharpcharm
tfw no Isabella

Emberfire
Emberfire

@JunkTop
I wish they would get rid of the filter.

FastChef
FastChef

I'm a complete newfag regarding TWs, how do regiments of renown work in Total Warhammer? I already have Ungrim levelled past 20 and I cannot hire them, meanwhile Grimgor is shitting elite purple orcs and cavalry left and right
how does this even work?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Carnalpleasure
fuck you

thanks for the screenshots

MPmaster
MPmaster

@FastChef
Do you have the dlc?

Do you use the regiment of renown recruitment bar/meny?

Techpill
Techpill

@FastChef
do you have the king and the warlord dlc?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@New_Cliche

Help me decide on faction traits for Gwynedd, Brittany, and Picts. Ulaid is just going to get the Ebdanian traits.

Forgive the cringey names and descriptions, but I wanted to keep to the same tone as vanilla Attila.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@MPmaster
dlc with Belegar? no
how do I into regiment of renown recruitment menu? really appreciate the help

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Never played a TW game and I was looking for a singleplayer game that I can get an autistic amount of hours into. I was going to try and play Medieval 2, however historical settings do not interest me much, thus I was going to play with Warhammer mod and other fantasy mods possibly, good idea or retarded idea?

5mileys
5mileys

@Gigastrength
Well done

SniperWish
SniperWish

Is AE also going to have autistic pseudo Latin unit names like DEI? You never know with these autistic modders

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Stark_Naked
dlc with Belegar? no

You don't have the regiments of renown then.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Sir_Gallonhead
Better to just buy Warhammer TW imo

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Soft_member
We are in this together.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@ZeroReborn
that explains it. thanks for the answer m8

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@SniperWish

But it's historically accurate to give 200BC Dacians made-up Latin names that were never even used by the Romans!

JunkTop
JunkTop

@PackManBrainlure
Of course it is.
I'd love Rome prime time in Attila's engine.
But those fucking provinces are fucking obscene.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Sir_Gallonhead
If you don't mind some of the clunkyness and limitations of Med 2, those mods are pretty good

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Gigastrength
I was joking desu I'm really on your side.
Whining about more variety is retarded, it hardly detracts from your experience at all.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@BinaryMan
never even used by the Romans!
proofs?
Were you there?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@SniperWish
didn't DEI at least put their english translation in parentheses

Methnerd
Methnerd

@BinaryMan

It's better with using made-up names in a language that didn't exist back then.

It's seriously such a dumb thing to be mad at.

5mileys
5mileys

@Carnalpleasure
Picts

resistance to occupation, melee defense to all armies in controlled territory, public order from presence of original culture/religion

Gwynedd

public order bonus from sheep farms, increased farm income

i have no idea about gwynedd and brittany 2bh m8

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

The fuck, Empire? There's a MILLION places to resettle..

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

So...Ancient Empires is coming this month...

Inmate
Inmate

@Need_TLC
It really is going to be ANCIENT

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Burnblaze
1. There's some instances where English names don't appear which is annoying

2. It takes up more UI space which DEI is already pushing it

3. It's fucking retarded and I hate it

Just call Numidian spearchuckers Numidian spearchuckers and not Afrikaanii thoroxiikiippikanii

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Holy fuck shogun 2 on hard is irritating as fuck.

Everyone just fucking declares war regardless of what faction I play as.
Fuck off

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@PackManBrainlure
You have to enter on Kislev's side

viagrandad
viagrandad

@lostmypassword
he doesn't get IMMERSED by ancient languages
baka desu senpai

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@PackManBrainlure
PROTECT BEAR

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methnerd
mod that adds new units
all unit names are in a dead language
people are just supposed to know what the fuck a unit is/what it is supposed to do based on the shitty unit card

fuck off

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Methnerd

It's better to just use the language that everyone playing the game understands. It's not like the ancient Dacians thought their names sounded funny or foreign, to them whatever stupid barbarian jibberjabber they called two-handed falxmen just meant "two-handed falxmen".

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Dreamworx
Too poor also pc is a total toaster

@lostmypassword
Thanks
Just out of curiosity what limitations and clunkyness are those?
Also I see the mod is still getting updated. Is there anything the mod has over TW:W?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@CodeBuns
I'LL NEVER CONFEDERATE AGAIN OH GOD

Techpill
Techpill

@Skullbone
are you really so unlearned you can't recognize basic greek and latin words

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@PurpleCharger
Not playing with a Mod that makes allies not break their alliance and declare war 2 turns after you made it
TRoM3 is literally the best mod for Shogun2

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Alright, Hyrule Total War........

I played it.

I'm gonna post some screenshots for you guys.

In this one, you can see what the mod calls a "deku tree" that's apparently been fucking gene spliced with a tank.

likme
likme

@Raving_Cute
rekt

5mileys
5mileys

@Skullbone
@CouchChiller

http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?746452-Official-Submods-English-Faction-and-Unit-Names-for-DeI-1-2

It's almost like you're being full retard on purpose.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Raving_Cute
@likme

Well I quit. Last save was like 20 turns earlier. Was this fucking close to winning. So fucking stupid.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Who is more cool - Archaon or Vlad?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Fuzzy_Logic
Ok, notice how these soldiers look all "Conquistador-ish" in terms of aesthetic?

Then there's this unit of fucking bear pistoliers... for no goddamn reason.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Techpill
are you really so autistic that you learned a dead language for a fucking mod?

@5mileys
as others have mentioned there are units that still don't get english names with this installed

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Fuzzy_Logic
Zelda fans are autistic.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@JunkTop
99% of the players don't give a shit about that. They want generic roman legionaries they can give their own stories to.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Playboyize
no more FFA battles
why CA?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Fuzzy_Logic
@Playboyize
This has to be the most legitimately autistic thing here.

At least Planetwar knew it was campy and retarded. This is just pure autism.

Evilember
Evilember

@Fuzzy_Logic
I can tell this is going to be a wild ride.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Fuzzy_Logic
@Playboyize
Close-up of the retarded bear cavalry.

cum2soon
cum2soon

How the hell does one deal with a Wood Elf army?

'Glass Cannon' infantry with emphasis on high attack dmg means they simply kill enemy infantry before they can deal dmg back
Access to powerful magics, including mass regen/mass dmg
Gladelords and Waystalkers with FREE spammable Nets
Gladelords and Waystalkers with FREE spammable Armor piercing magic missiles
Only their Spearman/Archers don't have immune to psychology
Wild Rider Cav, probably the best Cav unit in the game, always racking up close to 100+ kills
Wildwood Rangers, right now the best high tier infantry in the game, even CA admits that its doing too much dmg
yes I'm salty

I just played as Dwarf against Elves. Managed to beat his entire ground army. Things were looking good until he sends whats left of his infantry in separate directions. Commence Gladelord and two waystalkers ripping apart the rest of my army with Arrows of Kurnos. Had to sit their chasing those pointy ear'd chuck fucks watching the power bar go from 70% Yellow to full Red.

So what can beat elves? Another elf army?

idontknow
idontknow

@StrangeWizard
Quitting the campaign after a single battle defeat.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Flameblow
But those two points aren't really related to each other?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@RavySnake
They look better then Total War Warhammer modders attempts.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@w8t4u
I think it is the other way around my dude. Bits of a dead language are randomly picked up because of their cultural relevance. The knowledge of these words can then be applied in endeavors such as this mod.

girlDog
girlDog

@Carnalpleasure
@5mileys

Picts
resistance to occupation, melee defense to all armies in controlled territory, public order from presence of original culture/religion

I'm just copying over traits from normal Attila factions. I could give defensive stat boosts, but realism-wise that doesn't really work if you expand out of Pictland, and gameplay wise it's boring as fuck.

Gwynedd
lol

Here's my current ideas for each:

Picts
Copy the vanilla Frankish traits that give you buffs as units lose men. This is more for fun than history, but Picts were renowned as fearsome warriors IIRC.

Gwynedd
Copy the Anteans terrain-based combat buffs and debuffs. The Welsh were good at defending their hills, but got wrecked everywhere else. The Welsh unit roster is pretty shit quality-wise, and they're fucked on the campaign map, so I may just give them the buffs.

Brittany
Fuck if I know, I wanted a diplo buff but I can't find anything like that in the files for Attila. I might just do some thinly-veiled Bretonnia meming with them.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Fried_Sushi
Beginning of the end times has all the factions and some extras like Kislev with a unique roster.
The problems with Med2 are quite varied and I don't know how many of them are fixed in the mod (for example, pike units in the vanilla game don't work as they should but it's possible to fix by removing their sidearm for modded units), siege maps cause problems with unit movement, charges are sometimes funky to get to work (especially in sieges).

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Fuzzy_Logic
I've seen these before and they didn't have the tank parts showing.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Fuzzy_Logic
@Playboyize
@RavySnake

Oh, and here's their queen. For no fucking reason. Yeah, let's just throw her on the battlefield. She also looks like a fucking disney villain.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@w8t4u

Mod it yourself :^) Nothing stops you, they dont make the mod for you.

I have 0 problems with it, I have 0 problems "understanding what a unit with a sword and shield does". The descriptions are in english, the unit stats are right there when you recruit a unit, it's just the name.

Are you a native english speaker? Would explain your entitlement.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@cum2soon
Get rekt stuntie shitter.
The only thing broken about Welves are the overbuffed(CA confirmed) Wildwood Rangers, and the Special ability arrow.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@w8t4u
learned
you don't need to be fluent in latin and sound like a fucking contemporary roman or a boyfucking theban to know what the fuck "Sagittarius" or "thorax" mean

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@idontknow
The Empire betrayed me and because he was allied with all of my dwarf allies and they were pissed off about me confederating they all went to war with me too.

Nojokur
Nojokur

This is what happenes when fantasy brings in newfags to the series who has no stomach for proper historic autism. End yourselves.

farquit
farquit

@BlogWobbles
That's because i'm playing as the "STEAMPUNK" faction since they're one of 2 factions that got updated by the creator.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Fuzzy_Logic
Seductive Panties

Evilember
Evilember

@cum2soon
Commence Gladelord and two waystalkers ripping apart the rest of my army with Arrows of Kurnos

What a fucking cheese monger. Don't worry you did nothing wrong. Next patch this will probably be reworked. Either arrows costing ammo or having limited uses.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Are the non-modified factions in Fall of the Eagle balanced to the factions that have had their rosters changed?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@BunnyJinx

Vos vocatis me facile intellexi te retardare?

@TalkBomber
You do to know what the fuck some obscure ancient sarmatian horse archer is called when its in fucking latin

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@BunnyJinx
Are you a native english speaker?
Your envy is showing, cunt.

Don't lump such a large population sample in with that single retard.
Thanks.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@CodeBuns
Post updates!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Fuzzy_Logic
@Playboyize
@RavySnake
@CouchChiller
NEXT FACTION: the fucking farmer faction.

The mod calls them "Ordona."

We can call them their real name.

farmersonly. com

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@girlDog
Picts

Yeah, in Civ 5 the Pictish warrior unit debuffs adjacent enemy units with -10% combat strength called "Fear" or something so you'd be right on that. Perhaps give enemy armies -5 morale or something VS Pictish armies to represent that.

I wanted a diplo buff
I'm using a mod for Attila that has diplo from stuff. If you wanna grab Europa Perdita, Desert Kingdom government buildings have "+5 diplo relations with everyone" as a property. It does exist.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Harmless_Venom
You do to know what the fuck some obscure ancient sarmatian horse archer is called when its in fucking latin
that still doesn't matter anyway because you can obviously tell it's a sarmatian horse archer

especially since "sarmatian" is just "sarmautorea" or some shit like that

viagrandad
viagrandad

@GoogleCat
Oh, they got rekt. I am @Raving_Cute

Chaos basically got shitpumped. Durthu went north for some reason and just beat the ever living fuck out of the chaos hordes, skaelings, and so on, until they finally put him down, but by that time they were easy pickings. The Empire, and I guess my fellow Dwards killed Archaon, and my garrisons defeated those invading armies pretty easily actually. Walls are good. All I had to do was take like six more holds, but then Empire went super gay.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@AwesomeTucker
What graphics settings?

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperWish
I enjoy only knowing how to differentiate units with numbers in their stat bar and not knowing their names by heart
Kys autist

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Deadlyinx
Most stuff on high. I have to use directx9 because it prevents the random battle crashes.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@viagrandad
You're still fighting though right? You and Kislev against the world! You can do it user. I believe in you.

Inmate
Inmate

@Fuzzy_Logic
You guys want more? I got some more.

Here, in typical Warhammer fashion (no insult to Warhammer), the nation of peasants wasted raw materials and time to put a pointless decoration on an artillery piece.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nude_Bikergirl
I uh... broke my alliance with Kislev. I figured that's manling problems, I just wanted to win.

I am so sorry Kislev

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Fuzzy_Logic
@RavySnake
@CouchChiller
@lostmypassword
@Inmate
I remember before this mod was released the author used to post a new unit for a faction every single day

EVERY. SINGLE. DAY

The guy has legitimate asbergers or something.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

how many gorebulls in a good army?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Supergrass
Abandoning an ally in their time of need

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@StonedTime
also went on giant rants about how skyward sword wasn't canon and ruined zelda lore

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@SomethingNew
I AM A TERRIBLE DWARF. I AM PUTTING MYSELF IN THE BOOK OF GRUDGES.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Nude_Bikergirl
Two

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Need_TLC
Anyone?

likme
likme

@Fuzzy_Logic
So, here is the desert faction's sand mortars.

They are mortars that shoot exploding sand into their enemies.

More?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Is the Medieval 2 tutorial actually broken? I'm supposed to put Rufus on a boat and the cunt wont move.
@Supergrass
That's a fucking grudging.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TalkBomber
Before that it was giant rants about how Windwaker was too cartoony to be proper Zelda, which is supposed to be inherently grimdark.

I played the Zelda fanfiction he made with RPGmaker, his vision of Zelda is awful and hes a bad game designer.

He's also forgetting that Wind Waker is set in a post-apocalyptic hyrule where 98% of the population were killed, that's pretty grim.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@likme
yes mate im laughing my tits off

the close ups of the funky looking units are especially good

FastChef
FastChef

@happy_sad
Why

StonedTime
StonedTime

@FastChef
One gorebull can kill a lot of things
Two gorebulls can kill fucking anything

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@WebTool
WOW! SARAUMOTAE HIPPOTOXOTAI? WHAT THE FUCK COULD THAT MEAN?
if you can't into root words you really should off yourself

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@FastChef
It's all you need. Having two close together can defeat anything.

Agent limit is also a reason.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Fuzzy_Logic
That's a 10-4, good user.

Here, we got a bunch of fucking pavise crossbowmen for the Hyrule faction.

Remember Hyrule soldiers using pavise shields in the game? Me neither.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Inmate
I say keep going, this is such a bizarre mod.

Besides it's hardly like anything else is going on here

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@StonedTime
98 percent of population killed
Gorons basically extinct
Zora extinct/mutated
you kill ganon by shoving a sword in his fucking head

but muh brown color pallet

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Harmless_Venom
I thought so you can get the melee attack and armor buff going.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Fuzzy_Logic
10 POINTS TO THE GUY WHO CAN GUESS WHAT THE KNIGHTS ARE MISSING!

Also, these are "Hyrule Knights" or some shit.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@VisualMaster
HIPPOTOXOTAI

neat, knew Hippo = horse but not Toxotai = Archer. Old languages are cool. German is quite similar to how they do that.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@eGremlin
That's a bonus.

askme
askme

@JunkTop
Pretty insane how much work he as done. All those fucking cutscenes and modelling.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@VisualMaster
they aren't riding hippos

Biggest disappointment of my life.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Fuzzy_Logic
@JunkTop
I mean, the guy is pretty autistic, but he's put in so much fucking work it's unreal.Some of the humanoid factions have samey units, but then you have others where every single unit is unlike anything from other factions. What does this guy even do for a living?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@askme
That video thats just the Dawn of War intro cinematic copied scene for scene but with the mod assets

It's kind of fucked up seeing so much effort is being put into whats basically some guys glorified fan fiction.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Fuzzy_Logic
Going back to farmersonly. com, here's a unit of "War Wagons."

These are elephant-styled cavalry units that throw molotovs.

I guess they're anarcho-communists, too?

Either way, the missile damage says 3, but if someone gets hit by those molotovs (read: bombs, he fucked up the models), they immediately die.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Garbage Can Lid
"I coveted that wind, I suppose".

WW Ganon was the only villain in any of the games you actually felt for.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Ignoramus
What
I demand to see this

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@RumChicken
You asked for it, buddy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YFr63afVwM

eGremlin
eGremlin

@CodeBuns
@RumChicken
Ah beat me to it!

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Fuzzy_Logic
I'm gonna leave you guys with 1 more screenshot and then I'm gonna grab some dinner.

Enjoy.

This one's proof of my earlier claim that he fucked up the models.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@CodeBuns

MY FUCKING EARS

Booteefool
Booteefool

@CodeBuns
Amazing

Methnerd
Methnerd

@CodeBuns
@eGremlin
I have gazed into the abyss.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@CodeBuns
What the actual fuck.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Ok, we found our new home. I have the option of becoming semitic pagan which I would just for the meme of it, but I wanna know,

1) what bonuses does it give?
2) can I use the special units other factions get for being semitic pagan?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@VisualMaster

I guarantee you I know more Latin and Greek roots than any anons except ones who actually studied Latin or Greek formally.

And I still fucking hate this shit. It's a pleb's version of historical immersion.

"Wow, the names end in -us and -os and -ai! So classical!"

girlDog
girlDog

Dwarf fighting Dwarf... dark fucking days

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@girlDog
AH! DAWI FROM ANOTHER HOLD ARR-

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@girlDog
Oh yeah baby those Gyros put in some fucking work.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Boy_vs_Girl
They seem kinda weak. They spent most of their time fighting other gyros honestly.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@girlDog
That's a grudging

Inmate
Inmate

@Illusionz
Dwarfs have some of the most fucked up units in the game, even though their stats (or lore) would tell you otherwise.

Gyros, Slayers, Hammerers to name a few are all but worthless or completely overpriced.

girlDog
girlDog

If I kill birdman as Chaos will the other hordes dissapear or do I have to kill all of them?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Firespawn
ok
how else do you get "historically immersed"

Methshot
Methshot

@Illusionz
It depends how you use them and on what.

Brimstone gyros are pretty nice at taking out Cav or knights. The regulars are great against hordes of soft targets like marauders or Orcs, anything low armor.

The down side is that there are more efficient units for these roles but Gyros are the only units the dwarfs have with mobility.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@JunkTop
1. Semitic paganism boosts your income from agriculture.
2. No, you can't recruit religious units from other faction rosters.

TechHater
TechHater

@Nude_Bikergirl
daring to grudge proud dawi
IN. THE. BOOK.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Methshot
That's a bummer honestly, I was really excited for gyros.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@JunkTop
How the fuck did he turn Zelda into some edge lord shit fest?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@RavySnake

people on the spectrum can do anything

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@RavySnake
Condensed, concentrated autism user. That's how.
Never underestimate pure autism.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Hum...

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fuzzy_Logic
Hey guys, I'm back.

Let's get some more Hyrule Total War screenshots.

Here, we have ballistas that make no sense. Why would you put the missile through a tube if it's a giant fucking arrow? You're gonna either jam it or have the utmost difficulty getting the arrow in.

RavySnake
RavySnake

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Booteefool
Booteefool

@BinaryMan
Unfortunately they are underwhelming, but I still use them. They can pull off some bull shit. Like their bombs are quite good at doing morale damage so with a big of raged fire you can make some units route almost right away.

They're kind of like chariots, they're not useless but they require a lot of micro management to get the best results.

But yeah it sucks they're under whelming right now, especially given the rings you have to jump through to tech up to them.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Lunatick
maybe it is a Chu-Ko-Nu kind of thing

Methshot
Methshot

@FastChef
One gorebull will rape a vagina until it's stretched and too loose for any other race. Two gorebulls will rape a vagina AND an anus.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Booteefool
My biggest let down is they don't make awesome and loud helicopter sounds, and they move exactly like some terrible air unit mod. They don't look right at all in motion.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

6k queue
its 1am in europe

fuck you ameriniggers, get out of my server

you are 10 times worse than dogeaters

Illusionz
Illusionz

@CodeBuns
Oh god why.

I will never see the DoW1 intro the same way every again.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Fuzzy_Logic

And finally, the last good screenshot from the pool. I took.

I'll get some more soon, but I gotta get done on some work for college.

@viagrandad

Also, given the European-stylization of Hyrule, I really doubt that. Secondly, this fires one bolt before having to reload.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Lunatick
looks like a repeater of some kind

JunkTop
JunkTop

@VisualMaster

w-wrong board...

idontknow
idontknow

@LuckyDusty
And I thought Bretonnia had it bad in the gene pool department...

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Snarelure
Can I at least get edicts? because I changed and I only see the ones from my faction but no religious edicts. I don't even know what they are though because CA is fucking retarded at creating an inerface and doesn't display relevant information to the player.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@VisualMaster
Now who's the dumbass euroscum?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@LuckyDusty
@idontknow
well they look about as good as Twilight Princess HD, so it's accurate.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@CodeBuns
I want to die inside...

Supergrass
Supergrass

@viagrandad
@BinaryMan
If you guys are unsure, I'll look into the unit myself. I mean, I DID forget one unit that you guys were sure to get a kick out of.

Especially people who play Total Warhammer.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Supergrass
*are sure...
I'm dumb, sorry.

girlDog
girlDog

@CodeBuns
I'm fucking done.

800 dollarinoes a month

I can't

those fucking gore effects

how is any of this zelda

massdebater
massdebater

@eGremlin
The edicts should come the turn after you converted. This is the only good one though.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@girlDog
A
U
T
I
S
M

hairygrape
hairygrape

What if they did a romance of the three kingdoms games and made the main people like the LL in warhammer?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

who here a veteran of the great Roman-Egypt War of 201BC

farquit
farquit

So in Warhammer, in general, is it a good idea to avoid spending lord points on upgrades to early tier units?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@massdebater
Well, it's weird, because I passed a turn and officially converted but I still only have these 2, warrior rites and resettlement.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Can someone make more traits mod for Warhammer? Its lacking in that department

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@farquit
Yes except for Empire where you always want to pick up Honest Steel and maybe the ranged shit from the first tier.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Ignoramus
Jesus.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TurtleCat
That's odd. Maybe barbars just aren't compatible with Eastern edicts? I don't know.

girlDog
girlDog

@farquit

on some factions yeah, I find the Empire honest steel to be pretty great because you will use atleast the spearmen or halbediers even in the late game and it can really give a cheap army the edge it needs to win against a better foe.

The dwarf versions is ok, but only on cheap rebellion squasher armies because you don't really want warriors and miners in your fighting armies in the late game.

Greenskin one is just trash, unless you are playing as skarsnik(or running a pure gobbo army for funs) then it becomes good.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

confederate middenland for that sexy beastplower Boris
he is level 6 and has his points spent on Speed of Horse(maxed) and recruitment cost reduction

REEEEE DELETE AI

Methshot
Methshot

@CodeBuns
Lel, I confederated the true king of eight peaks and he had like 19 points in campaign and 1 in yellow or red.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Official huge monster power rankings

Dragon Ogre Shaggoth > Forest Dragon > Terrorgheist > Giant

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@BunnyJinx

Terrorghiest fucking sucks

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BunnyJinx
Giants are actually really useful against enemy lords/heroes.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@BunnyJinx
What about Arachnarak Spider?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Fuzzy_Logic
I really hope somebody out there screencaps this fucking adventure we had.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@CodeBuns
"There is nothing else...in...this...forsaken...existence...."

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Dreamworx
Flavius, the east has sent us more shipments
Good, what have they sent, food, weapons, gold silk and dyes?
No Flavius, just more of this strange green parchments, what do we do with this?
The barbarians are at the gates again...
When are the comitatenses coming back from holiday...

Firespawn
Firespawn

What's up guys, Hyrule Total War screenshot user here.

I finished the assignment, commence more self-inflicted torture.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@girlDog
Greenskin one is just trash,
Is it really that crap? I was going to level up Wurrzag in red after giving him enough magic, since he gets two buffs to savage orcs, so I could run thematic armies (Black orcs for Grimgor, Big 'uns for Azhag, Goblins for Skarsnik and Savage orcs for Wurrzag).

Inmate
Inmate

@Firespawn
thank you for your service

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

tfw too intelligent to worship any other god than Kaela Mensha Khaine

King_Martha
King_Martha

@RumChicken

it's not horrible, but really goes into the shitter in the late game. Wurrzaags might be different though haven't really played him.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Stark_Naked
Strongest one probably

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Spazyfool
That makes me curious. Can a dwarf have a grudge against himself? A grudge that must be repaid with blood?

massdebater
massdebater

@massdebater
@Poker_Star
TES lore is nothing like most common fantasy if you scratch under the surface

Firespawn
Firespawn

@eGremlin

its the biggest unit in the game and dies to archer fire and routs easy as fuck

shaggoths at least get scaly skin to reduce missile damage, plus they are fast as fuck with heavy cleave. way better unit

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Soft_member
Literally slayers.

girlDog
girlDog

@eGremlin

find it way too unreliable in a fight due to it's low leadership, but if the enemy has no AP ranged or cannons it can wreck some serious face.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Fuzzy_Logic
One quick skirmish later, and turns out the people who assumed the giant ballista was a crossbow were fucking right.

Now then, let's bring our attention to some Hyrule units.

Here's Zelda with some knights on horses.

By the by, the knights don't have lances. I'm a little disappointed you guys didn't notice that the last time I posted a screenshot of some Hyrule Knights.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Bidwell
*repeating crossbow
Fuck my life.

@Fuzzy_Logic
Next screenshot.

We have "King Kazzak" who plowed Zelda's mom like a farmer or some shit.

Yeah, you guys, I totes remember "King Kazzak" from the games.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@MPmaster
that link icon

Bidwell
Bidwell

@MPmaster
What happened to this dude?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Fuzzy_Logic
Next is Link, who has the title: Heir of Gustaf.

He's also got a fucking Obi-Wan Kenobi beard.

Now, what is "The heir of Gustaf" I bet you're asking. Isn't he that Swede motherfucker?

Well....

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Garbage Can Lid
Is that...supposed to be Link?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Sir_Gallonhead
Shamefur dispray, I wanted to be a white horse fucker kebab conquering northern africa.

Well, their temples aren't too bad so I might keep the religion for RP purposes (as autistic as that sounds)

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Fuzzy_Logic
Next is Link, who has the title: Heir of Gustaf.

He's also got a fucking Obi-Wan Kenobi beard.

Now, what is "The heir of Gustaf" I bet you're asking. Isn't he that Swede motherfucker?

Well....

Sort of...

Methnerd
Methnerd

@ZeroReborn
is that... is that fucking legoman zelda? Please tell me it's not.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Fuzzy_Logic
THE LORE!

Part 1 of 2.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Supergrass
@AwesomeTucker
"I-It can't be! I got you through your heart!"
"You can't kill what's already broken"
*Listens to Linkin Park while looking at a picture of Isabella*

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

How to make blood stay on the ground and not dissapear in attila /v? :(

Techpill
Techpill

@Fuzzy_Logic
@Sharpcharm
THE LORE!

Part 2 of 2.

TechHater
TechHater

@Playboyize
Try moving the ship around until it runs out of movement points. It should let you use the end turn button, then you can move Rufus.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Fuzzy_Logic
Finally, the last Hyrule "hero" coverable before that unit I forgot to bring up.

I love how all the other heroes get these top-of-the-line units. But the sage of light? Fuck it, give him some regular swordsmen.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Flameblow

pssssh, nuthin' personnel kid

idontknow
idontknow

@massdebater
magic total war would more likely be a specific plane total war, which would still be fucking cool as shit. Innistrad total war would basically be warhammer sans a few factions

Mirrodin Total War would be fucking radical

FastChef
FastChef

@hairygrape

how else do you get "historically immersed"

Outfits, weapons, buildings, army composition, music, unit banter, pretty much anything that is more than just a name.

I really tried to get into FotE without the English names mod, but I just gave up when trying out the Sassanids. I can appreciate the autism of translating all of the names into fucking Middle Persian, but even as a massive autist, that's going way to fucking far.

It's also inconsistent, because the barbar names are not translated into migration-period Germanic varieties (which we could actually do a good job with, using runic inscriptions and the Gothic bible as examples).

Emberburn
Emberburn

Vlad is the worst Vampire Count and I will never forgive CA for adding him to the game.

Do yourselves a favor and just play the TRUE von Carstein, Mannfred!

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Emberburn
Go jump in a hole Manlet.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Fuzzy_Logic
Alright, so...

Does this look... familiar to you?

Is it just me, or does the mod creator have a closet hard-on for Warhammer?

Total Warhammer players are highly encouraged to post pictures of Organ Guns for comparison.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@MPmaster
I don't really get your point? He has to put obscure characters and units in the mod, or else there'd be nothing there.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

So historically, how did armies defeat the huns?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@StrangeWizard
Just raised their shields up and waited for the Huns to run out of arrows.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@RavySnake
Well, that would be true, if this character existed anywhere in Zelda outside of his fanfiction.
http://hyruletotalwar.wikia.com/wiki/Kazakk

Yes, he has a wiki devoted to his own fanfiction.

@Fuzzy_Logic

Alright, let's take a look at this. Total Warhammer players are HIGHLY encouraged to include pictures of organ guns for comparison.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Emberburn
t.Manlet

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Soft_member
@Crazy_Nice
DO NOT MOCK HIM!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Bidwell
He went to Gamelon.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Sir_Gallonhead
oh shit, I don't know much about Zelda so I assumed he was just some character mentioned in a text box in one of the games. I can see why he needs OC sometimes, but it's a bit cringe worthy.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Soft_member
I mean how did they defeat the parthians and guys like that who already knew of horse archery?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Hyrule Total War screenshot user here. I posted all I had for now. Looks like I'm diving back into the abyss.

Hold onto this rope, and for the love of god - NEVER LET GO.

That shit's my tether.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@happy_sad
I'm here user. I won't let go.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Sir_Gallonhead
Hate to break it to you, but it's a real thing.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@happy_sad
Why are we here? Just to suffer?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Sir_Gallonhead
There's also the fact those vehicles are just steam tanks with the turrets ripped off and coloured gold.

Now what I'm interested in is seeing if that cannon model match with what they use in the Call of Warhammer mod. Because if ti does then all hes doing is ripping out their assets.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@happy_sad

There's no help where you're going, user.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Fuzzy_Logic
Ok, i'm back. I wasn't interested in playing the battle, so I was able to snap the screenshots and go in and out.

Here's a picture of a loading screen I was able to take.

@Deadlyinx
Drat.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Fuzzy_Logic
Ok, I'm back. I wasn't interested in playing the battle, so I was able to snap the screenshots and go in and out.

Here's a picture of a loading screen I was able to take.

@Deadlyinx
Drat.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Deadlyinx
They are real but if you look at that design and look at the Dwarf organ guns they are very similar.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@BlogWobbles
Zelda the giraffe in the picture back there.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@BlogWobbles
That looks like CGI from the nineties.

takes2long
takes2long

@BlogWobbles

I can't even enjoy this. Whenever I feel like laughing at these pics, it immediately transforms into soul-crushing pity and despair and revulsion that this is somebody's life's work.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@girlDog
And no more than a tenth-share shall you keep for kith and kin
What kind of fucking economy is that? That's like a 90% tax rate

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Fuzzy_Logic
So, I did a FFA between the rock-dwarves, the water elves, the tree children, and the spider people.

Kicking off our screenshots of the semi-dwarves roster is a boss from Ocarina of Time, King Dodongo.

@takes2long
To be fair, it's somebody's life work that people pay 800 dollars/month for.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@happy_sad

To be fair, it's somebody's life work that people pay 800 dollars/month for.

After careful deliberation, I've decided that that makes it even worse.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Fuzzy_Logic
Next, we have this big guy who's a smith or something.

For size of reference.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@CodeBuns
WHAT THE FUCK

farquit
farquit

Does anyone have a proper scan of this image?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@VisualMaster
You are missing out, man. The Hyrule Total War ride never ends.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@VisualMaster
fuck off euroscum

FastChef
FastChef

Come at me bro!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@farquit
wait a minute that image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGI_g9NFzDY

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@JunkTop
I chose them and I forgot how blatantly the AI cheats in shogun 2 and I've had to restart. God damn AI.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Fuzzy_Logic
So these guys are called "Fire Warriors."

The Warhammer hard-on just gets more and more prevalent, doesn't it?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Ignoramus
WHAT IS WITH EGYPT AND THEIR INFINITE FUCKING MONEY IN ROME 1
WHAT THE FUCK

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@farquit
always take honest steel for the empire

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Fuzzy_Logic
So now we have the water elves.

The unit of discussion is their "Master Historian."

Because I throw librarians into battle, wouldn't you?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Fried_Sushi
well tzeentch does, doesn't he?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Fuzzy_Logic
Is Tzeentch a water elf?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Day 233
Warhammer is still shit.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Fuzzy_Logic
They also ride cartoon octopi into battle. Because water elves.

They also mount crystals on top of bigger cartoon octopi and use them as cannon elephants like in Medi2. Want me to post a picture of them, too?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Carnalpleasure
Are you making a new Age of Britannia mod, mate?

Thank you. I wanted to do a Welsh campaign, but I didn't want to do it in Age of Vikings.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@SniperGod
You mean amazing.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@CodeBuns
Holy fuck that scream by the elf at 40 seconds.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Fuzzy_Logic
For the time being, I guess not. Let's move onto the tree children.

Remember Kokiri village in Ocarina? They are a faction now. They are basically the Wood Elves of Warhammer (the boner intensifies) except they don't shove their souls into trees. But they sure as fuck fight alongside the trees.

Here is their faction leader, the Deku Tree. Remember when he uprooted himself and started taking names? Me neither.

5mileys
5mileys

@ZeroReborn

I'm making one for Celts. One for each major branch - Welsh, Picts, Bretons, and Irish.

It probably won't be done tonight, but I do intend to see this through. I'm just editing the files of the AoC Faction Pack mod, but I've never edited the startpos before so I don't really know what the hell I'm doing there.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Illusionz
That doesn't look too bad.

farquit
farquit

@Illusionz
That's...actually a cool looking model. Have to hand it to him, while ridiculous his modelling skills are pretty good.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@5mileys
Well, good luck, mate. Think you might do a new Age of Italia mod, too?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@5mileys

I'm making one for Celts. One for each major branch - Welsh, Picts, Bretons, and Irish.

To clarify, I mean I'm having one faction from each of those, within one mod (Gwynedd representing the Welsh). Kind of feel bad leaving Alt Clut out, might ditch Ulaid (it's available in the AoC Faction Pack mod) and put that in if I can think of anything distinctive for it.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Fuzzy_Logic
So, here's a picture of their siege engine.

Yes, a siege engine, not a reskin of a Caravaggio Standard.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Flameblow

Sorry, no. You can already play Sicily and Venice via the Faction Pack mod, and southern Lombards aren't worth it when you have big Lombardia to play.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Supergrass
can u stop

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@RumChicken
Should I?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Post /comfy/

Inmate
Inmate

Why the hell were everyone like "Manfred is so fucking awesome, look at the trailer" when the game released, and now he's the laughing stock of this thread?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Soft_member
Should I?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Inmate
Because the Vlad Internet Defense Force is in this thread right now.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Flameblow
Can you?

Not in a rude sense, but this train we're on don't got no brakes.

FastChef
FastChef

@Inmate
People learned his lore.

girlDog
girlDog

@BlogWobbles
I mean, I have to be awake early tomorrow. So yeah, I can stop for the night. How's that sound?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Post carpets.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Inmate
Ruins everything
Is autistic.
N-Nagash wuz weak!
Vlad is all around cooler and not a total dick to the peasantry.
@Snarelure
Fuck off Mannlet.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Inmate
People are memeing, he is still the strongest LL in the game.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Inmate
Vlad is shit because he doesn't get any mounts.

massdebater
massdebater

I fucking hate the Wood Elf Outposts. They give you just enough Garrison to make you think you can win, but not enough to actually do it. They give you Dryads and Deepwood scouts too. Make that Eternal Guard and Glade Guard and I'd scrape a win.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Whose blood was shed? How much blood was shed?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@PurpleCharger
Fug that's a dense carpet

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Methnerd
It's my favorite carpet. It was made with the bodies of 4,000 Saxons.

likme
likme

@Illusionz
Memeing aside Is this mod any good?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Boy_vs_Girl
I too enjoy removing filthy saxon scum, my friend

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Anyone here ever modded in new factions/unlocked factions?

I'm fucking lost here. I've done a good amount of modding but I still don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Beastmen rug with embedded sticks

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Sharpcharm
@Techpill
I'm afraid i'll catch autism if i read this.

girlDog
girlDog

@TurtleCat
The elf to the left there looks like the protag of a grim n' gritty fantasy series. Slap some filters on that shit, and you'd have a book cover.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@likme
Honestly it's fine, the creator put an absolute tonne of work into it. It has good units, moderately balanced battles, and a nice campaign map. Sure he made up a lot of stuff for it but you can't say this wasn't a work of love. It brings together a few scraps of lore and turns them into whole factions.

I really love that i get to play around with Twilight kingdom soldiers so I probably have a pretty big bias. Still you should try it out or look at gameplay videos before dismissing it.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@TurtleCat
u looking to get fuckin raided m8?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@CodeBuns
Metal as fuck

farquit
farquit

@Soft_member
Oh no my trees!

w8t4u
w8t4u

second campaign after the family tree bugged out in the first one. i hadn't realized before that raiding shit gives so much approval/disapproval. well i'm sure glad i don't have to worry about these guys ambushing my less defended locations i had my share of horsefuckers on the first run.
the huns did declare war on me but i got a peace treaty and a nice hunnic waifu for my high judge as well so things are looking bretty good.

FastChef
FastChef

@Stupidasole
@StrangeWizard
Hyrule Total War screenshot user here. I actually agree with that consensus.
The problem many anons of /twg/ have with it is 2-fold. One, he made a trailer that was a literal remake of the Dawn of War intro.
Two: The mod itself is based around the creator's honest-to-god fanfiction.
If you want to try it out, go ahead. Just be careful. There be autism in those waters.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@girlDog
I didn't notice him actually, might have to give it a go editing it.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Spamalot
If you make something, post it.

likme
likme

So in Warhammer is there really any reason at all to ever build public order buildings?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

fuck am I sick of goblin hyperassasins

Emberfire
Emberfire

@likme
If you play on Legendary, of fucking course there is.
And if you aren't - What the fuck are you even doing here?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

About fucking time god damn chaos shits
And right as I was about to launch a crusade south to remove vampire cunts too

cum2soon
cum2soon

@likme
@Stupidasole
Hyrule Total War screenshot user here. I actually agree with that consensus.
The problem many anons of /twg/ have with it is 2-fold. One, he made a trailer that was a literal remake of the Dawn of War intro.
Two: The mod itself is based around the creator's honest-to-god fanfiction.
If you want to try it out, go ahead. Just be careful. There be autism in those waters.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Emberfire
Playing on legendary
Thinking any more than 1% of /twg/ plays on legendary.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Now that Martin McGuinness has resigned, is it time to restart the troubles and finish the Angloroaches off once and for all?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Emberfire

might be true for other factions but i've played legendary empire and dwarf campaigns and never built a single po building. rebellions are shit and as long as you control the capital they only spawn near that. provincial garrisons wreck the shit out of them and they regulat PO on their own. also free gold and free xp for your lords to farm

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberfire
I find the battles hard enough when they're hard difficulty.

I want to put campaign difficulty to legendary. but I know for a fact i won't be able to win any battles on legendary unless i outnumber my enemy.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@JunkTop
How is that even possible, you literally have to have public order buildings or a permanent stack near your city other wise you have -8 public order.

There is absolutely no other way to deal with public order on higher difficulties, and there is no way to afford an army in each province unless you use radious tier mods.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Sleep schedule has been absolute shit ever since Christmas.
4:40 AM and doing my homework commenting some documentaries.
Just finished and still not very sleepy.

1-5: Go to bed.
6-0: Try to pull an all nighter playing TW and stay awake until it's a normal hour to go to sleep.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@likme

If you control the capitol and have a maxed garrison chain, then no. It's a waste of a slot and better used for other shit.

SniperWish
SniperWish

what is the use of scorpions in attila? Their kill counts are always low compared to any other range unit and it's hard to use them without friendly fire.

Is there any point to use them?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@FastChef
@Stupidasole
Alright I'll give it a try, thanks!

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Methnerd
I did that the other day m8. Made it to half 11 before I fell asleep. See if you can beat my time senpai

Inmate
Inmate

@Emberfire
Legendary is literally artifical difficulty, I only ever play Hard or Very Hard.

Inmate
Inmate

Is Fall of the Eagles a good mod

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Spamalot
Learn to drink coffe you wuss I'm nearly 32 hours

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Inmate
Yeah, it's alright, but it ain't complete.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Methnerd

drink some coffee to stay up or some alcohol to go to sleep

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
Is there ANY mod for Attila that is complete?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@SniperGod
LMAO, dude just spam 14x of the cheapest inf, 5x of the cheapest archers, and have them lead by a lord buffing them. autoresolve every battle and let the wins roll in

w8t4u
w8t4u

@SniperWish
Maybe put them on a hill and shoot at heavy infantry, but there is no real reason to not just bring another archer or ballistari unit.

likme
likme

Decisive battles is such a neat concept for a show, I wonder if something similar would have better ratings now that vidya is more mainstream

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Soft_member
drinking coffee

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Playboyize
Are you a child?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Playboyize
If you want to stay awake the shit works you pleb

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Stark_Naked
autoresolve every battle

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Fuzzy_Logic
Autoresolve is insanely broken in Wamhams

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Fuzzy_Logic
basic bitch doesnt understand high-level warhams strats

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Nojokur
Not anymore. Units are far more likely to completley die.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Boy_vs_Girl
cheapest inf and cheapest archers
not a problem

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Fuzzy_Logic
It saps the fun out of the game but autoresolve is pretty broken.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Methnerd
Power of Money.jpg

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Methnerd
How does it get that broken
What did you do?

StonedTime
StonedTime

normal is too easy
don't want to play on higher difficulty
how do i fix this

RavySnake
RavySnake

@StonedTime
play on a higher difficulty

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Emberburn
I honestly don't know. This was my first campaign and was unmodded except for varied generals. This wasn't some rare thing either, this general and his three units of riflemen would continually have the yellow bar be on their side or next to full going against huge stacks, and at one point somehow managed to beat back a 20 stack of nearly all marauder horsemen through autoresolve.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@StonedTime
Higher campaign difficulty, keep normal battle difficulty. Higher battle difficulty just pisses me off, the computer's basic infantry should not be able to stand up to my elites.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Fried_Sushi
battle difficulty slider is broken atm senpai

Spamalot
Spamalot

God damn, Attila is so complicated compared to Shogun 2 and Warhammer.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@New_Cliche
What the fuck, I was wondering why the goblins were doing so good against my dwarf warriors. Reeee fucking CA, can you do anything right besides take shekels? For fuck sake.

happy_sad
happy_sad

what is his fucking problem?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@CodeBuns
Yeah mouse over the enemy troops morale stat bar and you'll see they have +whatever from difficulty modifier. That and whatever hidden bonus applied to other stats.

TechHater
TechHater

I lost one unit in the Silver Spire battle and it tarnished what would have otherwise been a pretty perfect fight. Fucking Great Eagles are useless. Wild Riders are the absolute best though holy shit.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@happy_sad

what is his fucking problem?

Age of Britannia was taken off the Workshop and nobody bothered to save the files.

And the main faction unlock mod thought it was better to have Obotrites AND Wilzi instead of Picts or Welsh or Bretons. Fucking slavs.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@happy_sad
he is mad he got the lame domain of blood and slaughter instead of the one of pleasure

SniperWish
SniperWish

dont play Attila campaign in a long time
come back and have no idea what the fuck you building where
everything is a mess
dont play Warhammer campaign in a long time
just build the same thing everywehre dude easy money lmao
Why do people like warhammer again

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Stark_Naked
If i wanted to autoresolve and play a campaign map only run i'd play attila where campaign gameplay is more interesting.

Warhammer campaign gameplay is too simplistic to want to playthrough a game without playing some battles.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@CodeBuns
Why does CA constantly fuck up basic things and then not fix them for ages instead of just releasing hotfixes? I hope this game doesn't turn into a keencode tier mess.

Emberfire
Emberfire

*record scratch*

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

name is halfdan
blood is only half royal

its like pottery

@Burnblaze
user are you forgetting when they listened to community feedback in a timely manner and fixed the many problems with the wood elf dlc?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Gigastrength
tfw the reconquista failed

MPmaster
MPmaster

When Lizardmen dlc with Lustria map
https://youtu.be/lpfZNUo4VAc

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@happy_sad
He wants milk for his breakfast cereal but all anyone gives him is blood and skulls.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@MPmaster
dwarven gyros gunning down fleeing saurus in the marshes
late night, dwarven thunderer cries out, "SKINKS IN THE WIRE"

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@MPmaster
SOME DWARFS WERE BORN

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TreeEater
https://youtu.be/tEDY0-vPFR8

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TreeEater
Muslims in Southern France

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Spamalot
t. mahmouhd al-ibn muhammad

Illusionz
Illusionz

@VisualMaster
t. Emir Abd al-Rahman ibn Mu'awiya ibn Hisham ibn Abd al-Malik ibn Marwan, al-Dakhil, Saqr Quraish

Get it right.

SniperWish
SniperWish

How do you make Attila not run like garbage

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SniperWish
can you still run it through the Rome 2 launcher to improve performance?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Since the Muslims currently occupying spain are some of our best trading partners, our raiders set their sight on the greeks that seem to be occupying much of italy

this island will make a good replenishment center

Nojokur
Nojokur

Mfw finally managed to convert 75% of my population to Semitic paganism as Aksum
Can finally build the T5 infantry barracks, train my strongest troops and most of all, can finally stop turtling and actually do something interesting

massdebater
massdebater

@SniperWish
get a better computer

Evilember
Evilember

Suebi is such a shitty horde faction.
starts with 1 horde

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperWish
What are your specs? Also the first thing I would do is lowering unit count to large if you are on ultra.

@cum2soon
Didn't do anything for me.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@massdebater
LOL! I have an nvidia and i7, my computer is pretty amazing already so think of something better to say

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Spazyfool
I have an nvidia and i7
That doesn't mean anything, still could be a toaster by todays standards if the parts are old.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Spazyfool
I have an nvidia and i7
and it still don't work?
aww what a shame!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@StrangeWizard
The greeks are angry

TechHater
TechHater

@Illusionz
trying to pronounce this name but pronounce all the 'Ibn's like 'ebin'

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@happy_sad
he got the lamest aspect out of all the chaos gods
dude battle lmao
snore

WebTool
WebTool

@Firespawn
vlad doesn't need mounts he's sanic fast on foot

takes2long
takes2long

playing aoc as emirate of cordoba
sack Nice

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I don't even care if it makes me a casual, thank fuck for global recruitment.

farquit
farquit

Good morning /twg/

TreeEater
TreeEater

@TurtleCat
get out

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Charlemagne is not very happy with my Mediterranean shenanigans

SniperGod
SniperGod

I wonder if CA actually bothered to program the White Huns AI to actually do something else besides wiping out the Sassanid Empire. They've sort just been hanging around Asoristan for the past 5 years or so. Not even raiding or anything. They just stand there.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@SniperGod
poor buggers, they lost all purpose

TechHater
TechHater

After playing Beastmen in the grand campaign I got a taste for horde factions and want more, Chaos sucks though.
What are the most fun ones in Attila? I thought about White Huns or Vandals.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TechHater
Mod to make one of the hordes a band of crusaders

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TechHater
Any of the great migrators are good. Vandals were the first attila campaign i did and are my favorite vanilla faction from original release. Be warned that playing a true horde (ie never settling) is much harder in attila than in WH, as there are penalties for having two hordes in the same region, and the campaign AI is absolutely ruthless in their pursuit of you. I've had campaigns as the huns where the picts have sent armies all the way to scythia in an attempt to kill one of my hordes

farquit
farquit

@PurpleCharger
however my people are, and now I get some okay-ish bonuses for pillaging a bunch of settlements

Methshot
Methshot

@PurpleCharger
Well I was planning on settling eventually, I'd like to go to ERE or Africa and enrich the locals a bit.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@cum2soon
ive had similar issues in all my campaigns. on the battle map elves feel broken af, even when I build an army against them and odds are in my favor. I usually just auto resolve and expect them to patch later.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@SniperGod
Huns of both stripes do that from time to time. No idea why.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

when is CA adding the other presidential candidates?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

who should I start a new campaign with in vanilla atilla or charlemagne? i just did a game where i played as mercia.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Deadlyinx
Burgundians

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Deadlyinx
Cordoba. Take over the world and convert everyone to Islam.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@TurtleCat
More like casual recruitment.

But really it's fine, I like that it keeps local bonuses relevant while still letting you recruit where ever.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Supergrass
calling it an easter egg and not fraud

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

anyone know a mod to remove the glow around generals and heroes? None of the "remove effects" mods seem to do it.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TurtleCat
naw nigga

TechHater
TechHater

@massdebater
g-guys TES lore is actually sick as fuck...

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TechHater
come at me n'wah

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Firespawn
puts a melee lord on a mount

whereismyname
whereismyname

@ZeroReborn
Karl Fronz on his demigriff is god tier

takes2long
takes2long

@Emberfire
trusts CA with that much AI control
nigger are you trying to reee?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

howdy frankish servants

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

how mad at you does justinian get if you rebel from him and claim shit for yourself in Last Roman?

MPmaster
MPmaster

so do you play around with chaos/vampiric corruption or do you ignore it? I dont really now how to spread my vampiric corruption

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Spazyfool
how mad does your king get if you betray him and steal all the land that you were originally supposed to get for him

What do you think?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@ZeroReborn
What a useful melee lord when the battle is already over before he has waddled into combat.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Burnblaze
Khaine primary aspect is the abandonment of all reason.
Typical waifu retard.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Deadlyinx

Franks for both campaigns

SniperGod
SniperGod

what happens when attila is born in attila total war?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@SniperGod
Attila is born.

No impact but that Attila will eventually grow up.

likme
likme

@SniperGod
He is belched out of a female's innards enters the plane of existence.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Sharpcharm
Hahahah

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@SniperGod
Gives you a few turns to prepare yourself for that horsecock.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@viagrandad
Franks are cucks.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

What was the news announcement yesterday?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Boy_vs_Girl
what happens when he grows up, is attila some kind of super unit or something?

I'm playing as the visigoths and it's my first time playing this game. I'm getting my ass kicked. I played shogun 2 too but I don't remember shit

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Supergrass
You will have about 20 years before his rapestacks will tear your shit up, so prepare well.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Crazy_Nice

t. germanic servant

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Supergrass
He gets free stacks and keeps getting free stacks until you kill him. And he has like three lives.

Depending on where you are as the Visigoths it'll be a struggle for your life or you might not notice.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@SniperGod
It's just warning you that there's now a twenty year long timer to prepare for the storm.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Supergrass
Attila himself is the end of the world. It's the strongest enemy you'll have faced yet, he'll continually get new armies, and you need to actually defeat him three times before he dies. It's fun as fuck.

WebTool
WebTool

@Illusionz
Do you get free armies for free when playing as the huns?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@WebTool
No.

RavySnake
RavySnake

all this mention of cheese of the total war places

Warhammer ain't that easy to cheese is it?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@VisualMaster
do you at least get more resources or some shit?

farquit
farquit

How do I aim canister shot in Empire? Or artillery in general?

5mileys
5mileys

@RavySnake
create stack of shitty melee units
create stack of shitty ranged units and some artillery pieces
win every autoresolve

Illusionz
Illusionz

has tw:w been cracked yet ? can't find a torrent

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Illusionz
Fuck off poorfag

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Spazyfool
He instantly declares war on you.

Flameblow
Flameblow

well, Penumbral Pendulum works great against gate mosh pits

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Flameblow
I try my hardest to line up a great Pendulum any time I can, and it never seems to do any damage.

idontknow
idontknow

@VisualMaster
IMO pit of shades is still better since it lasts longer and disrupts enemy formations more

StonedTime
StonedTime

Why can't i hold all these priests?!

5mileys
5mileys

BRETTONIA WHEN

ALT EMPIRE AND ALT VAMP START WHEN

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

POLE
PROPORTIONED
DENDROPHILES

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Flameblow
What is this shading?

WebTool
WebTool

@5mileys
Grombrindal in a week My friend

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@5mileys
I think it's very likely that they add Middenland and Mousillon to Campaign, and if they don't, the Mousillon mod is pretty cool. In regards to alternate Empire start though, I really hope they listen to the fan outcry and make Kislev playable.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Supergrass
GemFX Truecolor settings with all the Gem shaders turned off, so pretty much just SweetFX.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@LuckyDusty
I'd be super surprised if they didn't at least let you start as them. They have their own voice acting, they are listed as a separate faction from the Empire. And they are clearly very distinct in the lore, right?

WebTool
WebTool

@LuckyDusty
Kislev are so low priority you have no idea.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@WebTool

Literally more relevant than Chaos Dwarfs

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Burnblaze
Anything is more relevant than Chaos Stunties.
There still remain every other army book in the game before Kislev will be touched.

WebTool
WebTool

@WebTool
I think it's fair to say more people want them than Chaos Dwarves or Ogre Kingdoms. They constantly come up in conversation regarding Total Warhammer, and I don't just mean in this general.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Check this delicious snack
Temples of Taal make you besties with wood elves
Temples of Sigmar make you besties with dwarfs

Methshot
Methshot

@WebTool
More people want them than Chaos Stunties.
Literally post just above yours.

Want them more than Ogre Kingdoms
Fuck off.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@kizzmybutt
Guess I can't build any temples then.

Spamalot
Spamalot

well maybe if russians bought games instead of pirating everything they would actually pander to them with le russian faction

Lunatick
Lunatick

gobbos stronk

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Lunatick

GONNA STAB

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methshot
t. butthurt ogre

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Emberfire
t. Tsarina Chaos Cocksleeve

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

So should I be putting my melee LLs like Archaon and Karl Franz on mounts or not

Does it really make them weaker?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@kizzmybutt
They become weak against anti-large, but the mobility increase is worth it imo.
I'd wait with Franz until you can get Deathclaw and then got straight for it.
I always take Archaon on Dorghar because I treat him like a caster and for them mobility is twice as important.
The only lord with a shitmount you shouldn't take is Kkazrak, but he is fast enough without it.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@kizzmybutt
I think it might reduce their AoE slightly. Not so sure about Archaon, and obviously Karl on Deathclaw is amazing.

The main reason to have a mount is mass.
As somebody just said, you gain vulnerability to anti-large. But you gain defense against monsters that would knock you twenty meters away if you didn't have a mount.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@kizzmybutt
For melee LLs it depends. when dueling or holding a line I prefer them on foot. If they're more support or leadership bubbles then mounted. If they're a seek and destroy enemy units then mounted.

Dueling is better on foot because mounted units can miss a charge against a single model unit. and when fighitng against infantry being on foot makes it easier to disengage from a fight if it starts going poorly.

The mount adds extra mobility so if you're using him to take out back line units or special targets (like a chariot or needing to run around buffing your units) then the mount makes more sense.

that said a flying mount is the best option especially if its a monstrous mount. it'll add a lot of killing power and mobility and will be able to strike anywhere any time.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Supergrass
well he also did his faction guides
for the next 2 factions
http://orig11.deviantart.net/6935/f/2017/002/3/4/moblin_guideexc_by_undyingnephalim-datx7fg.pdf
http://undyingnephalim.deviantart.com/art/Darknut-Legion-Guide-Excerpt-650615387

Playboyize
Playboyize

Rest in peace White Huns. You were a great tool against the Sassanids.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Stark_Naked
no

FastChef
FastChef

@GoogleCat
Those are pretty impressive.
Imagine him making a history overhaul.

WebTool
WebTool

@BunnyJinx
wanting waifus in husbandohammer

w8t4u
w8t4u

@BunnyJinx
Warcraft: Total War
2 doomstacks obliterated by 20 hero units

Booteefool
Booteefool

@SniperWish
Ill have you know Ramanh Al-sham Al-Arab was the common term for heavily armoured arabic spearmen in the Great migration
@Harmless_Venom
WTF is this
The cultural enrichement mod?
@PurpleCharger
Man that happened even in medieval 2, >coming back from crusade
ships broken so negotiate military access
get to Vienna
stop for a few beers
austria declares war on me
they beat my half stack
king is ransomed not killed thankfully as he has best traits
ransom is equivalent of 3 years income
Hapsburgs not even once
@Playboyize
my sides
Also how do free for all battles happen?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@w8t4u
so pretty much the same as warhammer?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Booteefool
Not the post you're replying to but:
It was just an option in custom battles pre-warscape.
rather than attack and defend team, there were more traditional RTS team numbers.

@Booteefool
I had a long term alliance with France in M2 as Britain, obviously unaware of their NEED to reclaim Normandy.
My prince was a perfect general and a perfect Crusader.
My king was camped out in Normandy.
At the height of my Crusade I got declared war by venice and byzantium I think, the same time France betrayed me and attacked Normandy.

My new king was crowned in the Holy Land but that wasn't for me. He needed to return home in vengeance. So I abandoned all my Middle Eastern gains to the Mamlukes and marched home.
I butchered and exterminated everything in my path, all the way to France. Pretty much only the HRE was spared because everyone else had wiped out the smaller factions and was at war with me.
I didn't bother finishing wars with most factions, but I obliterated France completely. And they had gained land in Germany, which lead to the HRE declaring war.
So I exterminated them as well.
I reconquered Normandy with an army from the British Isles, rather than with my King.

So my King had not set foot in any province I owned when I first sent him out.
I was bringing him back to London.
he died of old age a turn out from Normandy.

Definitely my favorite TW leader.

Does anyone have the image of reenactment of a M2 England game which begins with chivalry and ends in killing the pope?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@massdebater
If you ignore the most recent half of the series it's very unique, yeah

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Need_TLC
Thank you so very much I lost it after a format.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Bidwell
There isn't a single faction with 2 units, i think Garamantia, a people from the sahara desert, have the least with 7

happy_sad
happy_sad

@AwesomeTucker
It's a fucking retarded waste of time and effort
Some other guy created all the legions and then donated them to AE

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Gigastrength
Cute
But you should get some more cavalry as Takeda.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@CodeBuns
It's literally DoW's trailer

RumChicken
RumChicken

@CodeBuns
I want this played at my funeral.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@CodeBuns
Why would you
What
To what purpose

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Friendly reminder that Chaos would lose if Vlad had succeeded in becoming emperor.
Sigmarite Cucks doomed the entire world.

happy_sad
happy_sad

GF dumped me, lads. Comfiest playthrough?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@CouchChiller
They only lost because of being Sigmarites.
If Karl was using his Runefang rather than Cursed Cuck Hammer of loser Shitmar he wouldn't have been possessed by the cowardly and malevolent god and could've defeated Archaon.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@CouchChiller
Implying Mannfred they wouldn't have beaten Chaos if Mannfred didn't go full retard

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Spazyfool
Manlet when will they learn?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@CodeBuns
This was my favourite part of Ocarina of Time.

farquit
farquit

@whereismyname

steam tank just pancaking fairies

I wish this didn't exist.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@SniperGod
Styx is the best gobbo

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@CodeBuns
Jesus christ...
Fucking Nintentodlers

happy_sad
happy_sad

@CodeBuns

all this trailer was missing was a dank Shrek meme

Booteefool
Booteefool

@CodeBuns

This is just fucking amazing.

I cannot fathom the depth of depravity of the mind that birthed this.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

this motherfucker is asking for it

he has -1 public order in all provinces too

Supergrass
Supergrass

Okay, Vlad von Carstein here and I need some advice from you mortals.
Now I've been dead for some centuries now and need to catch up on world events. Manfred is no good at explaining things. It's roughly turn 46 right now.
Now I'm about to get my Blooddrinker next turn and thinking of what to do next.
My current plan is to take Vlad and march on Altdorf through Talabecland which is owned by Ostland.
At the same time Manfred will lead a second army through Stirnland against Altdorf as well. Finally I will be the true emperor.

Now my real question is how do I deal with Archaon once he decides to take over the world?
Obviously he's first going to fight his way through Kislev and then it is my turn.
So are Vampires good at fighting Chaos?
Also does Chaos suffer casualties from vampiric corruption?
And finally am I understanding correctly that skellingtons with huge weapons are good against Chaos?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY SO I CAN BUY GRIM X GRAVE AND START MY VAMP CAMP

FUCKKK

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Supergrass
by all means take ostermark if you have to user, I like to leave it as a buffer state for chaos and friends and just march east, make sure to run armour piercing units, crypt horrors a best against chaos.

also if you aren't building walls in EVERY settlement you will lose

source: a superior vampire subfaction

StonedTime
StonedTime

Is a shitty little Goblin Lord supposed to beat 2 Dwarf Warriors and 2 Miners?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@w8t4u
Man that wall advice. I dunno why I was so dumb before, but literally building walls as soon as possible makes the game not ridiculous.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Supergrass
Grave Guard with great weapons in general against Chaos.
Blood Knights fuck everything up if you're rich enough.
Make sure to have some fast fliers available. Hellcannons are BRUTAL.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

tfw to intelligent to stand and fight

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Harmless_Venom

Well I mean, it's not "Like" a 90% tax rate, it IS a 90% tax rate.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Total War: Liquid Resize when?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

">bridge" battles are fun

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

heavens have mercy, my other garrison is zombies and skeles, 5 units.

wish me luck anons, vamp lord is level one fresh

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@haveahappyday

You don't stand a chance.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@haveahappyday
Even if you had twice as many units you would still lose

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@haveahappyday
PoorLittleWightBoy.jpg

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@haveahappyday

Durthu alone could probably solo your entire army.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Fuzzy_Logic
attila is pretty cynical in how it treats "good" traits, they are almost all negative

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@haveahappyday

You're completely fucked.

Literally no chance.

Durthu and the Treekin could likely take your garrison on their own.

FastChef
FastChef

1-4 castrate
5-8 blind
9 leave him be

WebTool
WebTool

Play Dwarf campaign without knowing about confederation penalites.
Quite surprised when the turn starts and every single one of my provinces rebels

TechHater
TechHater

@FastChef

oh shit

Illusionz
Illusionz

@FastChef

does this mean my campaign is over if i cant pick a choice

am i to just leave attila running on this screen for eternity

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@StrangeWizard
@TalkBomber
@CouchChiller
@AwesomeTucker
@PurpleCharger

well I gave it my all anons, durthu fucking confirmed to be the killer of all,
my vampire lord did manage to wipe out the weakened orion army and fuck all their characters for what its worth, it seemed as if I would hold as I scattered hi the first army with almost no casualties, then as I fled back to a forest to try and prevent the archer gank it happened

my entire skellington line dissolved(quite literally) within 15 seconds, durthu hit my lord a single hit for 50% of his damn hp and try as I could with my Graveguard, there just weren't enough skellingtons

He did his duty though, The red duke is one turn away from the tree of ages

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Garbage Can Lid
in worse news I've really stirred the damn hornet nest, if this shit falls though mousillon is next

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Two handed axe infantry that also serve as excellent foot archers
How can other factions even compete?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Fried_Sushi
There's a second game coming, right? I liked the first one.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TreeEater
china and canada both bullied in to virtual irrelevancy

It's almost like they're somehow related.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Dreamworx
despite the actions of the bravest of skele spears, I've lost, as my general crumbled at least a damn dragon sleeps with him

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@lostmypassword
no one can compete with the true kangz

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@lostmypassword
what faction is that?

5mileys
5mileys

@Poker_Star

RIP in pepperoni linguine

takes2long
takes2long

@haveahappyday
*FURIOUSLY MAKES BRANCH NOISES*

WebTool
WebTool

@JunkTop
Shards of Darkness

https://youtu.be/qLhmDCl46-c

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@BunnyJinx
franks vs wre

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

And, the work related to temples is done.
Next up. Imperial finishing school for high end troops.

Inmate
Inmate

hordes

iluvmen
iluvmen

@farquit
Put them inbetween your regiments, but sit them slightly back so AI attacks your infantry instead. Don't let them fire at will, manually choose the most crowded target for maximum effect, it'll also save them accidently firing through your own lines.

hairygrape
hairygrape

AAAAHHHHHH why I'm shitposting in twg instead of working the task which my boss want to see finished tomorrow?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Hey.

Would this be enough to run Attila and Rome 2?

Can't afford anything expansive than this.

O/S Windows 10 Home
●System X56KS LV.63시스템
●RAM DDR4 8GB PC4-17000
●HDD/SSD SSD 250GB M.2 CM871a
●HDD HDD 1TB 2.5형
●ODD DVD RW
●CPU 6세대 스카이레이크Intel Core i5-6300HQ
●VGA NVIDIA GeForce GTX960M 2GB DDR5/ intel graphics HD530
● MUXED 그래픽스위칭(수동 논 옵티머스 설정)
●해상도 15.6인치 Full HD(1920*1080 IPS광시야각 패널)
●사운드 Sound Blaster Cinema2, 온쿄 speaker
●LAN WLAN 802.11 AC, Bluetooth 4.0

Inmate
Inmate

@Dreamworx
how do you counter flyers as VC?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Garbage Can Lid
yes

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Inmate
D O G F I G H T
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Playboyize
Playboyize

The Badlands region is completely anti-fun

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Playboyize

The badlands are bad

pottery

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Inmate

Terrorgheists

The primary problem being that you need to match their flyers pretty much 1:1 with them so fighting elves you need to bring a fuckload.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Stupidasole
Thanks.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Garbage Can Lid
yeah thatll do fine, release rome 2 was atrocious and my pc which is much worse than that 3 years ago handled it fine on mid. dunno bout attila, my current pc struggles and is a bit better than yours. stutters on 8k+ men battles but is fine the rest of the time.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

what do I modify to change siege battle deployment zones, I want to make the attackers spawn a little further back so my defensive towers might just be able to down an enemy tower

idontknow
idontknow

STUFF kinda, sorta, not really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kUXQDUcUeY

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

its a "slightly out of range enemy army you've been chasing for a few turns" episode

FUCK

OFF

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spazyfool
HAHA FUCK YOU SCANDINIGGERS

askme
askme

This is something that hasn't stopped bothering me since release. Why are there vast swaths of the Empire provinces that have nothing in them? The Empire is the most densely populated territory on the map (in the lore) yet there's chunks of provinces devoid of anything.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@viagrandad

smelly dumb northern scum

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@askme
Because those area really are fully of dick all in lore. The Empire may be the most densely populated nation, but that population is mostly in a number of large towns and cities. Most of the Empire is covered in fuck-huge, dense, dark forests that are filled with gobbo, beastmen, chaos cults, witches, and all other manner of evil horror not yet named. Generally people in the Empire try to stay at home as much as possible and when forced to travel, they stick to a few well known routes, which leads to the populations tending to build up in a few small areas.

farquit
farquit

@askme
Future Skaven 'holes', perhaps?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@askme
They should have had small towns from Empire in the game, fuck I loved that. Little spots that would open up additional slots, instead of what we got.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@GoogleCat
grombrindal on the 19th for everyone

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@askme
Middenland/Nordland is the Drakwald which is packed full of gobbos and beastmen.

Close to Sylvania people just steer clear.
One of your dots in south-eastern Talabecland is where Mordheim is I think.
The rest is just a few missing towns but in general a ton of fucked shit.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Emberfire
There really aren't that many small towns in the Empire, most of the ones that are in the empty parts of the game map would just crowd out the rivers and still leave huge open swathes.

farquit
farquit

all those trees

Maybe the humans are the real elves?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Emberfire
Not played empire, but is it like in shogun 2? Main castle, plus little things dotted around the provinces like smugglers, farms, blacksmiths, etc.

Would have been a cool thing to have since most of the map is just empty land.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Raving_Cute

This fucking map

So CA just fucked this up as much as humanly possible or what?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Raving_Cute
all those forests
No wonder Averland and Wissenland are the only non shit counties.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TreeEater
They've done that with Warhammer since Naval combat isn't happening.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Supergrass
Is just a really lazy germoney. The Netherlands and the Rhine are the only distinct features. Then they just put a ton of trees everywhere because germoney was wooded as fuck before the barbars learned agriculture.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@BlogWobbles
its this retard again

TechHater
TechHater

@Snarelure
Retarded for saying what CA have been saying
Retarded for datamining the files myself and seeing that CA have abandoned the idea.
Retarded for facts

Why do you hate facts user?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Spazyfool
game bugs out and they are out of range forever

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Spazyfool
Yeah it's that, I remember ports could grow in shogun 2 but I don't remember if towns did that. In Empire based on various factors the little towns would grow and then you could build stuff in them. So you could have like multiple farms

Emberfire
Emberfire

@FastChef
TWO.

One to buff your army to hit stuff harder.

And another one to make your army harder and more resistant.

@girlDog
Barak Varr
YOU CONFEDERATE THOSE DAWI AS FAST AS POSSIBLE, NOT FIGHT THEM!

YOU DID IT SO FUCKING BAD HERE!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

is the Empire Pope good for first Empire playthrough?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Bretonnia released on 28th of Feb, how does that make you feel?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Emberfire
No one would EVER accept confederation, seriously. Ever. But I was quite content to just let them exist, I wanted my fellow Dawi to be happy and safe, and we were all happy. Then Empire broke my treat to epicly attack me right after chaos had been defeated and there was a million provinces to settle. The kicker was that all the other Dawi clans turned on me for "broken treaties with Empire" and "confederating" because I had confederated a small Dawi clan. So fucking stupid.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@haveahappyday
About what I expected

RumChicken
RumChicken

@PurpleCharger
Yeah sure whatever.
Maybe
Who knows.
Karl is far better.
Gelt is far worse.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@GoogleCat
Also not giving a damn about Empire
Not doing trade agreements and alliances

YOU ALSO DID BAD HERE AND NOW YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOWED.

askme
askme

@Need_TLC
Are you kidding me bro. I made deals and treaties with all manlings. I went to bat for the border princes against the elves, burned their fucking gay little forest for them, and I marched thousand of Dawi north to save Kislev. Me and the Empire were thick as thieves. But the game decided even though I had beaten all natural and sensible challenges it needed to throw an epic curve ball at me.

Techpill
Techpill

@Need_TLC

post a female realistically cosplaying an actual thing in warhammer
omg waifufag
wew lad :^)

hairygrape
hairygrape

@askme
WITH ALL MANLINGS

And there is your fault here.

Instead of going with the Empire (and at least giving Bretonnia a chance), you dealt with ALL OF THEM.

You just go with the Empire (or both Empire and Bretonnia) and then focus on confederating, fighting, and grudge settling.

Spamalot
Spamalot

So i razed a settlement the turn rebels spawned, and now i have a permanent Civil War debuff giving -3 public order everywhere. Yet there are no separatists for me to kill, anywhere. How do i fix this? game is attila

FastChef
FastChef

Wait..what?

likme
likme

@FastChef

Thorgrim lost the book and forgot that Greenskins = Bad

TechHater
TechHater

@Techpill
You were specifically incorrect regarding what the costume attempts to portray.
That ignorance in mind, the only reason remaining to post such garbage, is waifushit.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@FastChef

Mountain jews paid em off bro.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@FastChef
Cowardly incapable stunties abandon all of their alleged moral fortitude when the going gets tough.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@likme
@SomethingNew
@Fuzzy_Logic
Anybody got the Manfred version of angry Wojack? I need it right now.
The damned Dawi invaded Sylvania so I had to cancel my planned invasion of Averland and Wissenland.

Reeeee

JunkTop
JunkTop

Is the user who was trying to make the game look like the early pictures here?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@JunkTop
GOBBO ARCHERS

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Going to need a new thread and I've got food to cook. Somebody else get on that please.

Skullbone
Skullbone

New thread:
/vg/thread/165346616#p165346616
/vg/thread/165346616#p165346616
/vg/thread/165346616#p165346616

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