>Winter Cup Dates: >February 4th: Export deadline and draw. >February 10-12: Opening weekend. >February 17-19: Second group stage weekend. >February 25 and 26: Knockouts.
>Skynet More like Matrix; if you have never seen the second Renaissance from the Animatrix I suggest you check it out. I'd link the YouTube vids but part 1 has an NSFW preview pic.
Also, looking for more teams for Test Cup v 17.1 happening this upcoming weekend. Post your export on the test cup wiki page if you wish to participate, I accept friendlies exports.
Wyatt Jackson
the cup is still so far away
Luke Martin
If your team is in the babbies it's even farther away
both boards are just edgy cool kids from reddit trying to be funny
the only difference is that some people on r9k are truly deranged
John Foster
At least r9k can put a pes 17 export
Carter Watson
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Owen Diaz
Well put. Now have some oats
Oliver Davis
And Then I Said Oatmeal, Are You Crazy?
Connor Long
Quick!! Post the 5 best matches in /yourteam/'s history.
Gabriel Cook
5 matches from Spring 15'
Evan White
But my team hasn't won 5 matches
Justin Russell
¦D
Sebastian Robinson
/asp/ is working on roster right now here is the system they agreed to chose players on.
Jordan Campbell
Here is team suggestions they have made currently.
Thread:
Jayden Barnes
>Brother Nero carrying the TNA flag >most of /asp/ still doesn't care about TNA, just the Hardys
Ryder Peterson
There are still some /tna/ gamethreads on /asp/ so they haven't forgotten them yet. Had /tna/ been more active they may have been included in the chart.
Noah Rivera
Based /asp/ putting together their own roster. Gotta give them a lot of credit for that.
Daniel Moore
Everyone hate each other there, but at least they found a middle ground for cooperation.
Owen Smith
What's this "Carter" reason? I follow wrasslin but not really /asp/.
Evan Jenkins
He's a hyper-shitposter on /asp/ than does nothing but falseflag and derail threads there. He's the primary reason the board is so shit right now.
Jonathan Thompson
A boogeyman people blame for bad user posts
Jaxson Allen
>SEETHING is an /asp/ thing Now I know who to hate.
Dominic Parker
SEETHING originated from /asp/. Pure cancer.
Ryder Adams
The poster above me is literally seething
Jose Sullivan
SEETHING belongs to /afl/ slash /nrl/ slash /cric/.
Leo Jackson
t. desperate australian
Jose Butler
Where it came from it was one of things that killed the board.
Juan Taylor
kek KEK K E K You are LITERALLY SEETHING right now because you can't face my ultimate truth bombs. You LITERALLY pray for big strong Australians to not hurt you. Get """"fucked"""", kiddo
It was used so much it became weapons grade underage autism. Usually Nashposting when done right is funny, but over there they take it beyond jokes.
Gavin Lopez
>/asp/ won't have a player named GET A CLUE >he won't be number 18 I mean it makes sense as to why they don't want it, but it still feels bad
Anthony Allen
Really a damn shame.
Adrian Walker
>it feels bad they won't have shitty /wwe/ shitposts that ruined the board
Ian Brooks
>mfw someone mentions Nash He'd tear his quad walking onto the pitch before the game anyway
Xavier Collins
>Metall/u/rgy off the /u/ squad inb4 youknowwho replies
Jordan Jenkins
me?
Connor Hill
#SackTheNormiesWinter2017
Blake Cox
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Jaxon Hernandez
Fuck yeah, /jp/ was shit during the friendlies. Now it's time for /u/ to f/u/ck off.
#SackTheDykesWinter2017
Ethan Foster
Does anyone have the link to the song that we used against /sp/ when we caught them cheating, and then again when the horsefuckers played the final boss? It was a parody of Drake's "Jumpman", and I think it was named "Cheaters".
The first cup on a new PES is always the most exciting. New aesthetics, new tacticool memes, potential for upsets. What's not to like? I'm hyp personally
Juan Jackson
What gets me pretty hyped as well is seeing teams that haven't seen elites in a while there and seeing how well they'll do >/c/, Veeky Forums, /toy/ /jp/
Juan Gomez
>tfw /s/ is dead I'm getting the weirdest nostlagia
Cameron Lee
No '6 stars in the tokyo dome'?
Anthony Hill
More like 2 stars* in the semen dome.
Adam Myers
>tfw my team isn't in winter so I can watch stress free >tfw my team isn't in winter
Sebastian Ramirez
3 stars
Mason Phillips
Yes, that would in fact make a lot of people update
Jacob Lewis
Upset. Damn autocorrect.
Wyatt Green
>phoneposting
Robert Bailey
It would make me update desu
Parker Sanchez
Aquele momento em que um burro vai traduzir isto... só para se aperceber de que eu lhe chamei de burro.
Lindo, simplesmente... lindo!
Brayden Cook
Joke's on you, Portuguese's my native language
Eli Brooks
Shhh, shut up silly xD
Justin Murphy
>page 9
Christian Morgan
Donkey is you, anão
Austin Phillips
>being lusophone unironically
Jose Thomas
>page 9
Liam Cox
page murder
Angel Phillips
page lazy
Anthony Moore
>page 10
Jackson Hernandez
So who's streaming the friendlies this weekend?
Carter Jenkins
If the /int/ertoto Cup gets 32 generals, here's a test draw
Group A: /carib/, /brit/, /cp/, Japanese Thread Group B: /flag/, /ex-yu/, /ro/, /nordics/ Group C: /tr/, /deutsch/, /Norgetråden/, /MENA/ Group D: /ita/, /lang/, /sino/, /balt + ausnz/ Group E: /mämmi/, /v4/, /lat/, /nederdraad/ Group F: /fr/, /luso/, /éire/, Sverigetråden Group G: /Caucasus/, /asean/, /balk/, /cum/ Group H: /polska/, /한국어/, /slav/, /esp/
Hat pick: /sino/
Lincoln Rivera
Holy fucking shit dude
Colton Scott
>/balk/ vs /cum/ YES
Jordan Nguyen
Indi said /balk/ didn't want to participate.
Jack Cruz
we need russian managers
Jose Harris
Sorry to ruin your excitement, but I need to make an announcement on the /int/ertoto Cup before you get too hyped.
It isn't happening any more.
Whilst the board as a whole wanted to see it happen (over 70% of responses to the roster poll about it were positive, under 10% were negative), the generals themselves just weren't keen on competing when I asked. I fully apologise to anyone who has been inconvenienced by me trying to set this up, and to those who were looking forward to a tournament exclusively for /int/ generals. I wanted to try and do something nice that the board could have a bit of fun with, but as most people on /int/ can tell you and I should have realised in hindsight, most generals almost feel like a completely different board to /int/ as a whole.
/int/ generals who still want to compete and people who want to see them do so are highly encouraged to enter in and watch the Multinational Bowl 2, and my offer still stands to help any /int/ general get an export off the ground. It's also another reason that makes disbanding the /int/ertoto cup easier - I feel that having two /int/ themed tournaments very close together would be too much, and I know that if the last Multinational Bowl was anything to go by, it will be a more fun and better put-together tournament than my suggested one.
/balk/ actually said it was too autistic for them before I even asked them.
Nathan Garcia
True Hasn't been suggested yet. Surprisingly.
Carter Anderson
Just request the rosters and make up the formations, you don't need actual involvement.
Luke Russell
>Multinational Bowl 2 We need more anime teams for that one.
Levi White
/4ccg/: The Post.
Jaxson Ramirez
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Jacob Rivera
:^(
David White
Nah, if people actually want to see it, I think they can be given an out.