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happy_sad
happy_sad

PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20464895

Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752488691

Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

Convert source mouse sensitivity
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Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
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Previously, on /owg/: /vg/thread/165295626#p165295626

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https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
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http://over.gg/
https://owg.pleb.pl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUP3-VYA6mM
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=navi+sombra
https://youtu.be/yEaHwQMAKJ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2gBkqP4V9Y
http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/207628#search=Pharah
Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

loser list

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takes2long
takes2long

Remove Symmetra from the game.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

How much does blue remember?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Pharah?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Tracer!

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Emberburn
Emily?

WebTool
WebTool

Hana!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

/vg/thread/165295626#p165318404
There's a very strong chance McCree is, considering he fell into a gang really young.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

nth for shipper salt

MPmaster
MPmaster

nigger makes thread 50 posts early
mods wont do anything

SniperGod
SniperGod

@CouchChiller
What war did Mercy's parents die in? The Omnic Crisis?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@lostmypassword
Considering she visits Gerard's grave, probably a lot.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

McCreeeeeee!

Illusionz
Illusionz

D.va mains, dont forget to protect friendly riptires!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

MAKE WAY, PLEBS. BEST SHIP COMING THROUGH

Lunatick
Lunatick

/vg/thread/165295626#p165318303

I would tell him to fuck off too, tbqh
The only thing Hanzo did wrong was not finishing the job.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@New_Cliche
is pure!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@lostmypassword
She remembers everything, she just pretends not to because it helps her ignore the pain

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Blizzard allowing more than one game account per ip without a cooldown period for switching
Fuck boosters man.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Emberburn
@Gigastrength
tfw Tracer met Emily after Overwatch disbanded
tfw it was only because of her having free time that she was allowed to have a normal healthy relationship
tfw Tracer rushed to answered Winston's recall without thinking of the consequences

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Illusionz
That and using your DM to cover an ulting genji are what got. How are you going to do that when he's dashing all over the place and likely behind the front line to take out the supports.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@New_Cliche
Is a damn INGRATE.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Stupidasole
WidowTracer fags still delusional, I see.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@lostmypassword
FYI the filetype of this post misses out on the fact that reaper's hand is trembling a little in the second pic, which is a nice detail I really liked

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Illusionz
Were Geoff Goodman comments an elaborate way to push the JunkratxD.va ship??

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Emberburn
people don't realize Amelie and Emily are actually two different names with different origins and think this is Blizzard foreshadowing something

Firespawn
Firespawn

win 4/10 placement matches
3070 SR

How did that happen? I ended up getting 64 in Season 1 and didn't play Season 2.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

post yfw you play no limits and the enemy team go full fledged tryhard makeup just to win

SniperGod
SniperGod

@TreeEater
JUNKED

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Stupidasole
Who did widowmaker shoot and kill before tracer kissed her?

hairygrape
hairygrape

What's the /Owg/ discord channel? Please link me an invite thanks you

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Firespawn
hidden mmr is saved and 64 mmr in s1 is probably 3350 or so in this current system

placements really do nothing and are just a illusion even if its your first season it still takes from your quick match mmr

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Carnalpleasure
I pick Mei and Ice Wall my team into oblivion

RavySnake
RavySnake

What did she mean by this?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@RavySnake
That she's home after work

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Pharah piloting Infinite Justice when?!

Snarelure
Snarelure

why is this leddit: the game? all i get are passive aggressive friendly nu males that XD game on the side when they take care of their wife's son XD

so fucking hard to use this as an outlet for competitiveness when all my teammates are fucking ledditors

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Emberburn
Good future.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Emberburn
I'm tired of no onahole bot meme.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Emberburn
girls should love girls and boys should love boys!
and if some of those girls are robots that's extra cute

massdebater
massdebater

@SniperGod
youngest female character
youngest male character
D.va's Junker skin has the same color scheme as Junkrat's classic skin
LITERALLY CANON

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Emberburn
BOLTED

viagrandad
viagrandad

reposting here

uses a cute or pixel spray
"well I've seen some pros run this comp..."
"baby dva"
uses lucio's pushback or reinhardt swings too early on your roadhog's hooks
permascoping on Ana
thinking your Hanzo is underrated when you're a plat/gold babby
mercy main
"blizz should have never nerfed fan the hammer"
"NAISUUUU"
telling widow to switch before you let him try to get a pickoff on offense
using allchat to whine about your team (doubly so if you're in quickplay)
does more than a 3-qeueue in competitive
"gg sombra troll pick"
does equal or more damage compared to healing when playing Ana

Am I missing anything?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Good day /owg/

It has been 177 days (Central Standard Time) since blizzard introduced single hero limit to competitive yet the nerf to winston's barrier projector (which was put in place due to hero stacking in comp) has not yet been repealed.

Personally, I believe this is a glaring issue with blizzards balance and should be fixed. Winston is a bit on the weak side in a tank heavy meta and returning his shield to it's former state should make him a bit better but not Overpowered when tanks are no longer the meta.
Have a good day /owg/.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@massdebater
tfw little content of d.va being shipped with anyone because of tumblr
come on some stuff would be cute

Techpill
Techpill

Ana's skins are named after precious jewels
Reinhardt's skins are named after precious metals
Pharah's skins are half-named after jewels and half-named after metals

Really makes u think...

JunkTop
JunkTop

Goddamn I love raping people with a pug

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TreeEater
Why is that Junkrat so ripped?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@happy_sad
dont worry, with hook fixed reddit will have to find a new flavor of the month thing to complain about
I'm betting monkeys low dam is next, that or more 76 whining

Spamalot
Spamalot

@viagrandad
uses a cute or pixel spray
whats wrong with this?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Techpill
But her dad has to Canadian to appease the SJWs who whined about the first nations skins

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Crazy_Nice
Tracer gets off on that shit

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Spamalot
He's been lifting so he can give Mei a piggyback ride.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Harmless_Venom
First of all, Winston is not a monkey he is a gorilla and also a highly respected scientist.

Secondly, it is not Winston's damage that must be buffed, to do that would make him OP and slaughter supports. It is simply that Blizzard no longer has a reason for Winston's shield to have been nerfed and as such it should be returned to it's former state.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Make way for my hot opinions.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

playing no limits mode
when on attack, constantly have to deal with multiple symmetra and/or torbjorn
decide to pick pharah to out range and punish symmetra and torbjorns turrets
playing on numbani
decide to go mostly off the map to use my ultimate to blow up the two turrets
invisible walls stop me from going too far
torbjorn turret still hitting me at this distance

is this for fucking real?
what fucking purpose does this serve? going far out does nothing but make you kill yourself if you don't have your ultimate available. and it makes it super fucking weak against literally EVERYTHING but torbjorn turrets. what the fuck?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Evil_kitten
no limits
there's your problem

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@haveahappyday
zen and mercy both in the same box

son, i...

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Need_TLC
But I thought he liked D.va.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@massdebater
no voice lines together
Think again

w8t4u
w8t4u

@PurpleCharger
yea i am realising no limits is fucking cancer. people try to win harder in these arcade modes than they do in regular quick play.

i suppose because it's a lot easier to form a retarded tactic to win and get more xp, plus for some reason blizzard decided to give people boxes for winning arcade games.

reward people for tryharding in the fun mode, well done.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@haveahappyday
zenyatta
balanced
maybe after a buff or two

5mileys
5mileys

Holy shit...

SOMBRA IS INSANE NOW

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Spazyfool
They seem to perform well nowadays. I don't play comp at all if that makes my opinion make any more sense.

@w8t4u
It's kind of amazing to me that they realized Arcade sucks so bad that they need to incentivise people to play it, instead of just making it funner.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@viagrandad
So Junkrat/D.va is not canon, but Junkrat/Mei is?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I love Hana.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Carnalpleasure
Pharah

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nude_Bikergirl
Hana loves Junkrat

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Making Sombra Viable:

- Implement PTR changes of hacking from 1 second to 0.8 seconds

- Hack and cloak now requires 35 damage minimum to be interrupted

- Cloak and Decloak animations reduced from 1 to 0.3 seconds

- Sombra no longer announces her decloaking, but the decloaking noise can still be heard

- Shield removed from Hack or EMP can not be healed until Hack is over.

There, now She is a completely viable offensive/support harassing hero who doesn't have to worry about her casted abilities getting interrupted by a stray 1 damage and her EMP/ Hack isn't pointless with healers being a thing.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

So this PTR is a hard Tracer buff, right?

WebTool
WebTool

@Stark_Naked
Too bad for Hana because Junkrat loves ME

5mileys
5mileys

@TreeEater
Never said that, but probably closer to canon than those two

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Carnalpleasure
I guess its harder for hog to hook you unless you are in an open area.

But remember that the hook now pulls them closer to hog so now she still won't survive even with shields or armor.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Nude_Bikergirl
How to break Sombra and make her a 100% pick

I don't have a problem with this

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Nude_Bikergirl
Play the newest PTR idiot, shes viable now

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@cum2soon
I have, the little hack window doesn't change that a small 1 damage from nothing cancels your hack or cloak, that you scream to everyone in the general area I'M HERE or that removing shields from Zarya doesn't matter when lucio passive or Ana bring it right back.

And that just to decloak while screaming you have to wait a whole second to do anything, making your whole "stealth" gimmick pointless for anything other than trolling around healthkit locks.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I miss the Welcome to Oasis event

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SomethingNew
you obviously don't understand how to play sombra

you can hack more healthpacks now and more often so you get ult even faster to EMP and win teamfights ez

t. top 500 player

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TurtleCat
How does hacking healthpacks work? Is there a limit to how many she can hack? Does that hack expire?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Look at this team

Techpill
Techpill

T-Pain is streaming Overwatch RIGHT NOW. He shit talkin ERRYBODY.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Techpill
Is that Woolie.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@King_Martha
Pharah!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Techpill
Link us up fampai

Booteefool
Booteefool

@New_Cliche
It T-PAIN

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Supergrass
The cutest!

askme
askme

twitch tv /tpain

Playboyize
Playboyize

@TurtleCat

Doesn't change that she is a poor mans Tracer in terms of DPS, so her utility is very limited against a well organized team. Especially because of her massive announcement that she is decloaking.

I can see where you're coming from, but unless she can quietly move about for this all, she is just a wasted slot that could be better put for a 3rd tank, tracer, or even mccree.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@haveahappyday
60 seconds, no limit

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Emberburn
How can human bois even compete?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Playboyize
even well organized teams which don't exist even in 4k+ mmr you can easily get off big EMP's the maps aren't literally big enough for you not to get good EMP's most of the time

I don't think you understand how strong 6 second ability disable is the only problem is getting your team to follow up intime

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Playboyize
She and tracer don't actually play similarly at all. If you're trying to play Sombra like Tracer with the whole useless "hacked healthpack -> translocator" shtick, you are shoving a square peg in a round hole.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I don't get the blue and red chevrons that tell you where the attack/defense is coming from anymore. Is it a setting? Not that I need it, just noticed.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Need_TLC
yes EMP is nice an all for autopush, but so easily counterable by mercy or literally pressing tab and realizing "oh shit they have a sombra, everyone spread out a little, and is literally just a wasted slot until you actually get the ult up as healers are faster and build more ult from peaking than wasting time running and grabbing kits.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@askme
He's so bad lmao

eGremlin
eGremlin

@haveahappyday
The only limit on hacking health packs is the cooldown timer on hacking

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Boy_vs_Girl
So?

girlDog
girlDog

Best skin

hairygrape
hairygrape

Reinhardt plays of the game are the best plays of the game.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@eGremlin
So basically you can have all the healthpacks on the map hacked (let's say on KOTH maps) and that will persist the whole game, even if you die?

How the fuck is this ballanced? People complaining about Sombra are ignoring how much she can fuckup enemy teams by denying them those healthpacks

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@girlDog
DELET

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Techpill
Ana and the Canuck dad were divorced. Ana and Rein would've probably banged a couple of times.

RavySnake
RavySnake

grandmaster pharah main on the other team
someone STILL locks Junkrat

Cherry on top was that he was picked by the pharah about 30 seconds into the round. The ride never ends does it boys

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Boy_vs_Girl
These changes would make Winston more viable:

1. Roll back shield nerf so it's 1000 HP again
2. Make his melee attack twice as strong
3. Tesla Cannon ignores armor

Banana slamma.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Deadlyinx
that will persist the
60 seconds per pack and you can't be everywhere at once, and you can't hack them before the match starts on defense either

wandering around the map like that is a pretty good way to get killed really, if you hack anything on the enemy side it should be "key" packs near the point

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Evil_kitten
why do so many people miss the point of primal rage? it's not supposed to be a damage dealing ult .

Booteefool
Booteefool

@DeathDog
removed sexualised pose
replace it with a sexier one
How are people still repeating this nonsense?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

YOU SUCK THAT BUTT

Evilember
Evilember

@Soft_member
because it's pretty fucking useless outside of KOTH if you can't manage a kill on someone

Flameblow
Flameblow

@haveahappyday

We still posting these?

FastChef
FastChef

@DeathDog

The new pose is a literal pin up pose.

And in those comics nudity is being played for laughs.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Booteefool
They were never happy with the original pose, sexualized or not. The questionable complaints about it was just an excuse for them to replace it with what they really wanted to begin with

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@RavySnake
Blizzard needs to just remove Hanzo, Junkrat, and Widowmaker until such time that they are properly balanced. We can't blame scrubs for not understannding that half the characters in the game are completely unviable.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@happy_sad
can someone help me boost my account?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

place bronze
girlfriend (with an actual pussy, not that tranny shit) places plat

h-heh

askme
askme

@Flameblow
tfw people only like symmetra now she's arguably the most broken hero in the game (considering d.va nerfs)

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I helped a pro-Winston carry a QP game as Zarya. I wonder if that can be a good combo in the next meta.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Need_TLC
are you sure you aren't the girlfriend in your relationship?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@GoogleCat
Hanzo and Widow aren't unviable, they just have higher skill floors that most of their instalockers don't reach.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Boy_vs_Girl
Well hero stacking doesn't exist outside of meme mode, so I don't see why Winston can't be buff in his shield and ult to some degree considering he is a hard counter to all snipers, 2 DPS, and all support besides symmetra post-buff.

@Evil_kitten
Double melee damage.
Pretty broken to have burst 60 damage on a flying tank on top of his already 60 DPS weapon that can't be blocked by anything but Zarya Shield.

He can essentially just kill anyone squishy in 2 seconds without problem comboing:

Splash Jump (50HP) + 1.8 second of ticklespark (100HP) + Melee (60 HP)

As for his shield, the health increase is nice, but the better thing would be buffing it from 600 to 800 and allowing to go on cooldown immediately after deployment.

Also Giving a visible conveyance to teammate how long before the shield naturally dissipates, otherwise its unknown if it is cover or not.

And his ult should give invincibility during startup animation and give only 75% ult points on return to people attacking him so he isn't a giant feed.(because he can barely kill without ledge)

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Dreamworx
Just how deep in Bronze are you?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@GoogleCat
Widowmaker is balanced. The problem is the players.

90% of people who play are horrible snipers.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Evilember
thats what your team is for. while you throw them around, you're team should pick them off. it's a team disruptor/big distraction, but it's problem is that winston could be brushed aside pretty easily. so that's why primal rage should make winston completely immune to stuns and debuffs

likme
likme

@RavySnake
a good Pharah is just a lucky Pharah

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@StonedTime
Silver actually...

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Need_TLC
with an actual pussy, not that tranny shit
Did something happen to you before
Because going out of your way to say this sounds like something happened

Evilember
Evilember

@Need_TLC
not wanting a feminine penis

gay

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Lord_Tryzalot
i know what it's intended for. you should manage to be more scary than just disrupting placement though, it's an ultimate.
anyway i agree with your last point, i walked into a junkrat trap when i used my ultimate as winston and just died. i'd like to think big nig monke can overpower the trap and keep moving.

massdebater
massdebater

@GoogleCat
Widow is completely fine. Snipers are always going to be niche in a game that's designed around chokepoints. Learn to aim in qp, git gud and you'll see how useful she can be in ranked on certain maps.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@likme
omg when i actually put 2 and 2 together, you are right pepeposter

TechHater
TechHater

@GoogleCat
scrubs pick meta heroes
they still do bad because they're scrubs
see the problem, scrub? at least when I see someone pick a crappy hero I can be prepared to pick up the slack

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Lord_Tryzalot
What if he wasn't immune while it's on, but he could still activate it while stunned or slept

iluvmen
iluvmen

@GoogleCat
remove Junkrat
Stopped reading.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Evilember

instant +1000 heal
stall objectives
disrupt enemy positioning
hold chokes to secure a capture
useless

I want permagolds to leave.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@PurpleCharger
so then he could waste several seconds of the ult waiting for whatever stun to finish? what's the point?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Evil_kitten
I was talking about his basic melee, not Primal Rage.

@Emberburn
Then just 50% stronger. And I agree with the cooldown change.

The thing is that people keep saying Winston is some awesome squishy squasher but I've yet to squash squishies because all of the squishies can kill him before he kills them or incapacitate him in some way. And if Torb or Symmetra or any healers are around Winston simply can't deal enough damage to do anything meaningful.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@BlogWobbles
It would obviously cleanse on activation dummy

iluvmen
iluvmen

Switch your heros to their default skins. You will notice that 90% of your teams problems are suddenly your fault.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Where do I find someone degenerate enough to gift me this game in exchange for a custom made render or a short animation? But not too degenerate cause I ain't doing weird hardcore shit.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Should Mercy mains be kept in chastity belts?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Snarelure
ok le silver boy you can pick winston, the least viable tank in the game, and brag about how awesomely useful he is for the 6 seconds he uses his ultimate for while other characters have those things built into their kit

DeathDog
DeathDog

@CouchChiller

The thing is that people keep saying Winston is some awesome squishy squasher but I've yet to squash squishies because all of the squishies can kill him before he kills them or incapacitate him in some way. And if Torb or Symmetra or any healers are around Winston simply can't deal enough damage to do anything meaningful.
Are you juking with the shield properly and with your team nearby ready to take advantage or are you just jumping in solo like a retard

takes2long
takes2long

@hairygrape
Git gud at animating porn, make a patreon, get shekels.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@hairygrape
That's just awful
Wrists aren't ball joints

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Spazyfool
discord would still rip through him like butter and Anas and Meis could still take advantage of his freakishly huge hitbox and dart/freeze him without difficulty after he transformed. rip munky

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Poker_Star
those were problems before anyway

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Booteefool
thought it was just another celeb trying to get attention
he has fucking halloween skins

Haha damn I love the future.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@DeathDog
If I need my teammates to kill them for me then there's no point to him and any other tank would be a better choice.

enemies can simply walk into the shield to shoot him
enemies can simply step back out of zap range and wait for the shield to drop, shooting you the moment you move out to attack them
enemies can simply pop the shield like a soap bubble

takes2long
takes2long

@hairygrape
Thats it? Jeez I should start recording mine thats a joke.

Another note,
tfw you hammer down 5 of the 6 enemy team but for whatever reason your team doesnt bother to follow up even though they were right behind your shield a second ago

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TurtleCat
If I can't 1v1 everyone he's a bad hero
Do you even know what game you are playing?

WebTool
WebTool

@5mileys
Is this a meme?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stupidasole
yes, that's exactly the point of the buff, dingus, it would make rage munky a threat teams actually have to deal with

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Snarelure
he's supposed to take care of snipers and supports!
by leaping onto them and zapping them 1v1?
no, retard, with your team like all the other characters!
then why bother using him when you can just shoot the snipers and supports?

TreeEater
TreeEater

FOUR PEOPLE ON THE OTHER TEAM JUST FUCKING LEFT A GAME ALL AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T GOING TO WIN

SO OF COURSE
THE ACTION THAT BLIZZARD WOULD TAKE, IS TO COMPLETELY AXE THE GAME

DON'T AWARD THE TEAM WHO DIDN'T LOSE 2/3 OF THEIR PLAYERS THE WIN

NO NO NO
JUST PRETEND IT DIDNT FUCKING HAPPEN

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@CouchChiller

Winston vs. Genji
Literally no way Genji can out DPS you without Dragonblade or 100% headshots every time, all you have to do is call his dash, and splash him when he does

Winston vs. Mcree
With Bubble backtracking 3/4 times Winston should be able to chew through Mcree before he can get a solid headshot. And if his Flashbang is on CD it is over.

Winston vs. Pharah
While she can hover and dash away, you should be able to really force her to retreat. And even land 90 damage just by arc jumping at her and tazing her for 1.5 seconds as you fly by.

Winston vs. Soldier
Only one he really has problems with in the 200HP class because of his damage buffs making him a long distance Reaper and Biotic Field shutting you down to a measly 20 DPS. But it still takes 28 shots from his to put you down at full health thanks to your small armor pool.

Winston vs. Sombra
Literally nothing she can do unless she gets just far enough to hack you but stay out of your lightnings reach or wastes EMP. Otherwise, you can just hunt and kill her with ease.

Tracer vs. Winston
Only takes 1.3 seconds of fire to kill her(without splash), just call her recall bluff and you win.

Hanzo vs. Winston
Max Scatter Arrow only does 420 damage to you. You can splash and tase into a melee before he can even do anything.

Widowmaker vs. Winston
Literally her hardest counter. No possible way she can kill you without the most godly aim humanly possible (air strafe what little you can) and then you win once you call her grapple hook bluff.

Winston vs. Junkrat
Just position yourself on the edge of the barrier and tase while he kills himself trying to hit you.

Zenyatta vs. Winston
Without a fully charged volley, he doesn't have enough DPS to kill you alone. 9/10 You'll kill him even under discord before he can kill you.

Winston vs. Ana
Because of her Biotic Grenade being instaheals, she is essentially 300HP target. Just time barrier to block the sleep dart to win.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Gigastrength
Enemy Support backline
You
Enemy DPS
Enemy Rein
Friendly Rein
Friendly Team

likme
likme

@PackManBrainlure
drop shield
they run away out of range of both shield and tesla

Now what?

Techpill
Techpill

@PurpleCharger
They were never happy with the original pose
So they put it in the game because...?

WebTool
WebTool

@TreeEater

I've had plenty of people leave games that have already started without games being "axed".

Is it a specific number of people that need to leave?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Are wallhacks a thing in Overwatch? Because I could swear I was just up against a stack that was definitely somehow finding out my shield generator locations within 10 seconds of me dropping them. With a Lucio of all things.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@CodeBuns

see people have shields
say hey they have a generator
lucio goes looking
finds it

?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Im 2k gold now, when will i be gud?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BlogWobbles
when you reach plat and master

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

So will they ever give the Junkrat's tire i-frames or is it just gonna be forever useless?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@BlogWobbles

Never because you are playing overwatch.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@DeathDog
im glad those bitches havent complained about oasis dicks, i guess they're allright with them since they dont get any of those at home

likme
likme

@ZeroReborn
So you're going after them alone, 1v1, which becomes 1v3-4-5 when the rest of the enemy team turns to off the ape wandering around out of range of friendly support.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

"""""matchmaking"""""

Bidwell
Bidwell

@hairygrape
oasis dicks
???

SniperWish
SniperWish

get really tired of playing
watch some videos of people playing
strong urge to start playing again

especially with sombra, seeing her played well makes her looks awesome fun but people playing a few good rounds on youtube don't give accurately show the other rounds where she is total shit.

Spamalot
Spamalot

tfw the enemy team makes 3 choice fuckups that prevent your game from being drawskaya
I was losing up until this the stars just seemed to align.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@TalkBomber

It was pretty well hidden and he found it within seconds of me dropping it. Also why would a Lucio of all heroes go hunting for it?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Bidwell
free your mind

Playboyize
Playboyize

@lostmypassword
You got paired up in a placement match.

@SniperWish
Same. Shes fun on Oasis though.

Techpill
Techpill

@Stupidasole
He can find them the quickest and easiest.

RavySnake
RavySnake

tfw one guy picks attack torb, so the whole team tilts so you end up with a meme comp, but you still win
This was an attack comp, and we got both points. New meta?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Stupidasole

It was pretty well hidden and he found it within seconds of me dropping it.

People probably drop it there a lot and he just went straight there.

Also why would a Lucio of all heroes go hunting for it?

Because he's fast and slippery?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@RavySnake
Sometimes your team is just better at aiming than the other team?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@RavySnake

bronze damage as 76

how is that even possible

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme
In my example you are diving but your team is nearby. A Zarya can bubble you. If their team turns around to fight you then they die

WebTool
WebTool

@hairygrape
missing gérard

Will blue be redeemed?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@RavySnake
I ended up clutching a 4k on point A, and we rolled from there. This is diamond in S3. At least it isnt Dva/Rein/Zarya/Ana/Lucio/Soldier comps

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Help me make a decision, I've finally got enough to buy a legendary and I can't decide between B.va and the devil Mercy skins. They're the two characters I use the most. I use D.va more often and I really like B.va but I really like that devil skin for Mercy too, maybe even more.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@iluvmen
soldier's damage output needs to be reduced.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Techpill
Deadlines

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Fuzzy_Logic
@iluvmen
No idea, I'm sure the torb out dmg'd me on defense, but I think I was tying with the Zarya. And it's not like I was being useless either.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@WebTool
I hope she goes full hitler

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@iluvmen
Might have been better for the rein just to stand on point with his shield up

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Fuzzy_Logic
constantly being killed by 120-damage rockets + two bullets

Rockets should do 100 damage and bullets be reduced slightly. Soldier already has an official aimbot, he doesn't need massive DPS along with it.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Gigastrength
little content of d.va being shipped with anyone because of tumblr
You're retarded.

Evilember
Evilember

tfw back to Reinhardt the next patch.

See you after 2 months D.va. it's been fun.
Fuck you Jeff, fuck you.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@viagrandad
I do literally all of those things except complain about FtH and queue in comp.

Fuck snipers, fuck you.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@WebTool
tfw there will never be a fallen Tracer skin
tfw there will never be a saved WM skin

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Evilember
The only non-dogshit nerfnow comic.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RavySnake
playing like shit
hit tab
see this
;_;

MPmaster
MPmaster

@WebTool
Yes: 1

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Evilember
bullets tightened up so more hit and are only slightly nerfed in damage so you still melt faces just as fast as before
armor and health switched
absolutely everything else untouched

And that's enough to make you people lose your motherfucking minds. Jesus H Christ.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Snarelure
If I can't 1v1 anyone he's a bad hero
ftfy

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

someone leaves
game continues on 5v6

what in the fuck? why even play ranked then? Tjis shit has happened 3 times in an hour now against my team???

takes2long
takes2long

@WebTool
Maybe one day.
Amélie gets revenge on Talon

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Poker_Star
You do realize that armor is what makes the paper mech somewhat durable right?

Roadhog can OS D.va outside her mech -never happened even before the buffs- and Reaper can 3 shot D.va out of her mech

not to mention Zarya and Mei are her worst nightmares, but now I'll have to deal with 76 and Tracer. she has more counters than ever,

Techpill
Techpill

Mei vs D.Va now
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Poker_Star
D.va can't even kill fucking Winston with a pocket mercy now

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Booteefool
And she still has Defensive Matrix and a team backing her up. As long as Ana remains stupidly powerful D. Va isn't going anywhere.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Evilember
dva fags crying about their shit hero getting the nerf whilst based hog getting a buff.

beautiful.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Garbage Can Lid
still win 5v6

i dont even care that was so fucking dumb, why the fuck does it continue if its 5v6 what in the fuck??????? im fucking pissed jesus christ why even play ranked what ina the fuck

RavySnake
RavySnake

@VisualMaster
I'm going to need to see a video of this, especially since Winston isn't being healed, has a big critbox of his own, and his tickle gun is shit against any amount of armor while doing shit damage to begin with.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Game has 23 playable characters
Only about 7 or 8 of them are worth a shit
Maps are absolute shit with almost no thought put into them beyond making them look pretty
Because the game is a complete fucking joke in a competitive sense it attracts the worst kind of shitters
Can't hack it in the "competitive mode" so the supposedly "fun" modes are full of try hard assholes sucking out any sort of entertainment you could possibly get
Supers in any competitive game in general

Overwatch is proof that all you need a is massive marketing budget to make something successful, this game is absolute shit.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Poker_Star
I hate Dva, but its a little ridiculous that any tank got touched before Ana was nerfed. Dva is only viable now because she tanks enough damage such that Ana can heal her back to 600hp before her mech breaks.

Fix ana and Dva isn't as menacing.

farquit
farquit

@GoogleCat
D. Va isn't going anywhere.
Not even the most tryhard D.va mains will ever consider picking her.

She's back to F tier. if not even worse

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

SR 1845
get numbai
enemy team running rein zarya ana zen mercy 76
pick monkey get 48 kills 68% kills as we win
Fuck I dont wanna get higher rank if winston doesnt work

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Techpill
Go on to the stream
TPain's cousin: I can't fuckin wait for dat DVa nerf to come through

whereismyname
whereismyname

@farquit
If this tiny change was enough to make her so bad, maybe she was complete shit to begin with and you've been living a lie.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@whereismyname
Or maybe Blizzard is just that bad at balancing. They'll buff her again in a month or two and she will become ridicolous.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Mei noob here. Just played her for the first time today.

Does holding down Q affect how hard she throws her snow robot thing?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@whereismyname
I've never had problems with her season 1, no buffs what so ever and the old ass DM that has a cd of 12s

56 win percent. more than 160 comp matches 59 season high

I'd kill to make Blizzard revert all the buffs, because the PTR changes are WORSE than her pre buffed era.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

You'll never listen to Hana's song

Lunatick
Lunatick

Anyone have casual overwatch pics?

likme
likme

have a folder as a mousepad
2 year old $3 mouse is giving up

this is suffering

Illusionz
Illusionz

play overwatch after like a month of not touching it
casual game
"omg this -my character- kill urself plz"
quit
why do people like this play multiplayer games can they not tell they ruin other people's games?

JunkTop
JunkTop

D.va's role according to Blizzard:
protecting RIPtire and ulting Genjis

never in my life have I thought of this, I've been playing D.va wrong since day one

Playboyize
Playboyize

@JunkTop
Encouraging Junkrat play
lol Geoff pls.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Who do I main on PC if I wanna be useful in a variety of different friend groups?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Lunatick
try to contribute
find out everything I have is Mercy in casualwear

Firespawn
Firespawn

@lostmypassword
@eGremlin
Why would Reaper care though? It's possible they never really even talked to each other before the shit went down. It's her husband who would have been more in touch with Reaper if anything.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Raving_Cute

tbf she is literally perfect for using as a clothes model

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

a sleep dart can disable a man in a full suit of power armor
music can heal a mech
a bear trap can stop a floating robot
a woman can hack a cowboy with a gun but not a cyborg and other literal machines
a veteran soldier in state of the art power armor that can fly has less HP than a fat asian in a parka

why is overwatch so retarded?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Lunatick

@Stupidasole
I just have a thing for blondes

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Flameblow
lucio

zarya

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Do people make Overwatch OC's outside of tumblr? Is it a tumblr thing to share them or a tumblr thing to make them?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Reinhardt walks into your room while you're fucking your waifu, pushes you off, and says "Let me show you how it's done!"
How do you respond?

massdebater
massdebater

that exact moment you realize your going to lose because your team consists of shitters ignoring the muslim raining rockets down on them

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@haveahappyday
i think id be ok being cucked by reinheirdt

SniperGod
SniperGod

@BlogWobbles
pixiv and twitter are pretty popular with asian artists.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@haveahappyday
"OK show me. big guy"

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@viagrandad
I like pixel sprays the most aesthetically though.

FastChef
FastChef

@BlogWobbles
I think it's more Tumblr to make them. At least you can laugh at them if you're just sharing them around.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@haveahappyday
Reinhardt is the embodiment of chivalry. He would certainly ask my waifu before penetrating

In fact now that I think of it the only way your situation could happen in character is if Rein was trying to teach you his technique.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@haveahappyday
Well, he is german, so he probably would be into BDSM, which me and my 'waifu' would be into.

So I mean, es cool.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Does Chu have a giant folder of Mercy lewds he jerks off to?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Dreamworx
Don't you?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@LuckyDusty
Of course. What do you take me for, a homosexual?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@haveahappyday
That doesn't seem much like Reinhardt, so I'd probably immediately suspect he's an impostor. Who'd be getting cucked here, though, me or my husbando?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@WebTool
I'm seeing a lot more of this recently. When people end up in a poor situation they just sit there and /hello at me and give up.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I am capturing the objective! TRY AND STOP-WAAAGH!

massdebater
massdebater

@GoogleCat
So does that mean you think Chu might be a fagfag?

Inmate
Inmate

@Lunatick
not "casual" but still

MPmaster
MPmaster

tfw 6v6 mystery heroes is the only fun arcade mode
enemy gets 2 dvas 1 reinhardt 1 ana
mfw

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@MPmaster

This is only true during the very opening moments of a comp match. I have on numerous occasions had people leave and never come back to late game comp matches and the game continues on as normal to the very end.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Inmate
Well, when I said casual I guess I more or less mean civilian clothing that isn't bathing suits.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@MPmaster
What would a team of 6 Bastions be like?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@eGremlin

Sniper! humph amateu-AAAAH

girlDog
girlDog

@Supergrass
Playing Wintermaul.

Techpill
Techpill

She will be replaced by another tank in some situations, but she will also replace another tank in other situations.

HOW CAN THEY BE SO DELUSIONAL?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@happy_sad
BBBBBBBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTHTHTH

iluvmen
iluvmen

Dashing through the snow!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Techpill
Because they don't give a shit.
At this point I'd rather everyone be broken as fuck

Flameblow
Flameblow

roadhog hook 2.1 changes the ethereal plane part of the hook from the space time travel of the hook to the target travelling through walls and floors
makes it easier for roadhogs to camp cliffs and get free kills on his retardedly low CD hook
yeah he's definitely balanced now guys t. roadhog mains

FastChef
FastChef

@Flameblow

This has already been fixed you fucking dunce.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

D.va will always be OP and viable in my heart

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@FastChef
this has already been fixed

No, it hasn't remotely come close to being fixed, with the new PTR changes regardless of walls or objects the target literally no clips or reinstances to come back to roadhog.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

get stomped
say how its a close on in all chat
one retard always mentions how it wasnt and takes me literally

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Flameblow
It was never their intention to nerf the hog.
Don't know how you shitters got that into your head.
It was pretty obvious that the first iteration of hook 2.0 wasn't gonna stay as it rendered hog useless.
I actually laughed when I saw the first reactions of people celebrating knowing what's to come.
Now you got what you asked for more consistency on both sides of the hook,as in, hog always gets the kill and you always die.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@w8t4u
more consistency
being dragged through walls instead of around them

Ah yes, balanced

RumChicken
RumChicken

Be Zenyatta
Shitty widowmaker on team
They're across the map behind a wall, with a Roadhog and McCree between them and me
They die while I'm fighting McCree
"WHERE'S THE HEALS"

Fuck you

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Ignoramus

What difference does it actually make how you end up at roadhog? Does the 100ms extra journey as you go slightly around a pillar somehow make any difference?

What point are you trying to fucking make aside from being a shitter?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@RumChicken
This is the problem with giving healers any kind of dps output outside of healing / support utility. Yes the cunt was clearly out of a reasonable healing area, but you shouldn't be playing pseudo dps role duelling mcree either.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Illusionz
You shouldn't attack the character that just jumped out in front of you and is shooting at you

Great advice.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Please stop bullying Tracer

Emberfire
Emberfire

@GoogleCat
There is nothing consistent with hook 1.0 or 2.1, its the same level of bullshit. This is literally roadhog babies making sure their free 1 hit kill pony stays op.

Hook 2.0 was absolutely fine because it held some resemblances of reality. Hook 1.0 & 2.1 say you're clearly wanting to die because some hair follicles were showing around a corner and hooks obviously latch on them, then the hook and by extension break space and time letting you travel across the ethereal plane through walls objects and floors just to keep roadhog mains happy.

Methshot
Methshot

@Emberfire
So in other words, you think it's bullshit that an ability that hits someone then works on them? Should characters be immune to damage when they're standing half out of cover, or behind a tree that covers one fifth of their model as well?

Fuck off, cunt.

Nojokur
Nojokur

These people keep posting their smug images and condescending comments at the thought of Roadhog and Dva being nerfed into the ground. When the update goes live and they try to fight both rebalanced heroes with their heads held high but still get fucked in the ass like before, will they be the ones who actually kill themselves?

idontknow
idontknow

@Nojokur
Of course. I can't wait for more "THE NERFS WEREN'T ENOUGH!!!" from all the Genji mains.

Methshot
Methshot

@Emberfire

It's ok to shoot the edge of peoples hitboxes
it's not to shoot the edge of hitboxes with this ability because I don't like it

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Am I getting crazy or are Hanzo's arrows not registering sometimes? I see the arrow's hit effect but shit is dealing no damage

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Nojokur
I hope not. Nobody should kill themselves over something as small as a game.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Methshot
The thing is it doesn't properly hit them, if a fraction of their player model is showing it couldn't possibly latch on, then to pull that player model through walls and floors just adds on to the problem. If a bullet hits a hero the bullet hits them, if a beam latches on to a target it does damage, if a hook hits the tiniest part of any target it magically sends them flying through walls and objects just to bring it back to him, that's not ok and you know it.

@Methshot

I'll agree to the hook 2.1 if you allow me to shoot through walls, floors & objects as long as I can see the targets hair follicles then :^)

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Emberfire
It still doesn't connect if more than 70% of the targets mass is covered or the los breaks.
Much better that what hook 1.0 did.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Gigastrength
Now you are outing yourself as never actually trying how the new hook works and just shitposting because you are either baiting or are bad and angry that one too many hog killed you.
Whichever the case fuck off.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Nojokur
The hog isn't nerfed (and he shouldn't be)

Firespawn
Firespawn

@BunnyJinx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUP3-VYA6mM

Go frame by frame, in all examples across corners the target clearly no clips in all of them, at 21 seconds it gives up and reinstances after the hook.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Sombra considers Reaper and Widowmaker their friends
Reaper just tells her to fuck off
Widowmaker implies she is going to fucking kill her

Why must best girl suffer so?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Methshot
protips: one of these is a one-hit kill move

Skullbone
Skullbone

give it to me straight, /owg/
is dva going to be shit? she carried me to masters
looks like i have to go back to zarya

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BlogWobbles
What are you on? Reaper, Widowmaker, and all of Talon are just pawns in Sombra's eyes. She only cares about them for as long as she can use them.

@Sir_Gallonhead
This ability plus attack combo is a one hit kill against a third of the cast!
Let's ignore all the other characters that can to the same/similar, or even get a true 1HKO with a headshot!

Fuck off already, you mong.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Sir_Gallonhead

Hook is not a one hit kill move, it does a finite damage and there are plenty of heroes that have enough health to survive it.

It's like saying meis alt fire is "one hit kill" when its vs people who have less health than the damage it does :^)

5mileys
5mileys

STOP IGNORING JUNKRAT BLIZZARD BUFF HIM ALREADY

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Skullbone
D.va is now worse than her Brebuffed self

if you don't like to be obliterated and demeched every 3 seconds go zarya

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Fuzzy_Logic
Micheal chu said sombra considers widowmaker and reaper her friends.

But bear in mind sombra considers people she blackmails her friends.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Sir_Gallonhead
Boo fucking hoo. Doesn't it ever feel weird crying about such situational instances? Most of the time, if you got hooked, it was because you were in a position that you shouldn't have been in. A position that could have just as easily gotten you shot with bullets by anyone else. Change your mentality when you see certain hero picks, don't expect the game to change for you.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@5mileys
Other than his shitty tire, he's pretty much balanced.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Why every gold shitter and below loves Junkrat so much? I swear whenever I see one in QP they are never above 2.4k ranking

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Skullbone
He really isn't though. 9 times out of 10, he exists solely to spit out trash damage and feed enemy healers their ults.

takes2long
takes2long

@Skullbone
Even if he were balanced everyone else isn't making him useless.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@StrangeWizard
There's no fixing that unless he's completely reworked and I don't really see that happening

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@BinaryMan

Because it's easy to get kills with. Just stand back and hold down fire.

It's widowmaker without any skill needed.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@iluvmen
I think it's more a problem with healers. If you pay close attention, you might notice that they tend to be the root of most meta issues in the game.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

/vg/thread/165295626#p165317579

if blizzard had any brains for thier PvE content they'd do an alternate reality where Mercy is the true mastermind behind everything backed by her lieutenants brainwashed genji and mecha pharah with an army of bastions

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Fuzzy_Logic
Yes, landing a headshot on a moving target is clearly just as difficult as landing a projectile with a hitbox the size of an entire character and then holding left click.

These two activities are clearly equal in difficulty and should be rewarded as such.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Firespawn
Except the one you pinpointed and the one after it I see nothing wrong.

idontknow
idontknow

@StrangeWizard
Only if you play him like a retard. He's great at 1v1'ing if you can aim your launcher. One direct hit + a mine = easy kill

Playboyize
Playboyize

@PackManBrainlure
Winston vs. Sombra
Literally nothing she can do unless she gets just far enough to hack you but stay out of your lightnings reach or wastes EMP. Otherwise, you can just hunt and kill her with ease.

if she stands on a small hacked pack she outheals your damage.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

does anyone want to play overwatch with me right now? we can do quick play or arcade for loot boxes

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Illusionz

you shouldn't kill the shit out of a character designed to kill shit out of things with minor healing ability

spot the retard, everyone

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@StonedTime
So how do we fix the problem? Decreasing Zarya's charge helped, but I think the problem lies more with Junkrat's damage consistency and his ult than anything else, and those seem like they would be pretty easy to tweak.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Booteefool
It isn't so much that the hook rewards Roadhog so much as it is that the hook punishes the enemy for bad/exposed positioning

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Booteefool
Difficulty should not be a factor in how good or bad something is, since it doesn't make much of a difference to skilled users. Please use a real argument.

@idontknow
Okay, then explain why he sees no play in high rank/professional play.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@LuckyDusty
pick "healer"
he barely heals anyway so I should stick to dps
then probably wonders why his team loses

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Crazy_Nice
Same reason why you almost never see any DPS other than Soldier. He doesn't have a place in the tank meta.

likme
likme

@PurpleCharger
It's tough to say for sure. Junkrat's ult definitely needs something to make it viable. As for damage consistency, the only thing that comes to mind for me is having his grenades auto-detonate when they're close to an enemy, but that would probably bust the character wide open.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@lostmypassword
Because it's easy to get kills with
Sure, if you are playing against terrible players. Anyone above diamond will not die to Junkrat spam, he'll just be feeding Ana ults and Zarya energy

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

*hooks your waifu*

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@lostmypassword

Anyone above diamond will not die to Junkrat spam

Why every gold shitter and below loves Junkrat so much?
are never above 2.4k ranking

??????

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@GoogleCat
you're always terrible until you're number 1

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BlogWobbles
They are just giving each-other shit because they are edgy bad guys and have to maintain the tough badass persona.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

So for Symmetra's "teleport 20 people in a match" achievement, does teleporting yourself count to the total?

Lunatick
Lunatick

start match
Steady 40 ping
see enemy
spike to over 600

every single time wtf

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Fried_Sushi
Well yes since you count as a person

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Post feet.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@happy_sad
Symmetra
a person

Barely.

massdebater
massdebater

@Fuzzy_Logic
Fuck you Symmetra is a real human bean.

farquit
farquit

EVERY FUCKING RANKED GAME IS A STOMP

nice game guys

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@TalkBomber
Winston works at GM as well. Almost any character will work if you can play them well and your team plays around it.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@lostmypassword
throwing the game by picking Hanzo
very mature

Bidwell
Bidwell

@whereismyname
there are only 7 eiligible heroes to play in a game with a roster of 26
you are literally throwing the game by not picking 76 ana roadhog lucio rein & d.va / zarya
there is only one strategy you can ever play

ah yes, solid logic

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Need_TLC
shh don't tell the meta slaves

hairygrape
hairygrape

After 200 hours I think I've finally burnt out. Every time I join a game, I already know the best strats for every map and the lack of variety is making me hate the game. The matchmaking sucks, the map design sucks, the character balance sucks, the community sucks. This game fucking sucks. I won't uninstall it but wow I need a long break if I even wanna fathom enjoying this piece of shit game again.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Bidwell
26 characters

Oh shit, did the new patch add three new characters over night? Awesome, man.

TechHater
TechHater

@hairygrape
Nothing wrong with this. Come back to the game when you feel like it. Meanwhile you can still stay with us to shitpost.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Crazy_Nice
Junkrat is meant to spam corridors in order to deny a team an entry path. Pro teams are much more likely to just go a different path or simply run a d.va to push through the choke junkrat is blocking. Some teams however do run or at least did run junkrat on prior patches, both Rogue and Envyus used him and I'm sure many others did as well.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Lunatick
Fine 23, the assumption that only 1/3rd of the heroes are actually viable picks is still retarded.

massdebater
massdebater

@Bidwell
m8 you were clearly a dps with 4/6 KD and one bronze medal before you changed to fucking Hanzo on KOTH. you're definitely not in the position to blame matchmaking.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@lostmypassword
@Bidwell
Looks like you are the one dragging your team down to me.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TechHater
I'll definitely keep up with the development and I'll likely come back for events and such but...man, this game blows pretty hard when you play it too much. I at least enjoy watching the tournaments. Those are legitimately entertaining because they get to deal with the stress of tryharding but actually being impressive about it.

MPmaster
MPmaster

THIS is Junkrat's absolute favorite movie!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

hit 2k
lose over and over

FUUUCK just let me win please

5mileys
5mileys

@massdebater
@GoogleCat
Lol I was fucking Zarya for the first round begging my team to group + coordinate. That shitter 4 stack never spoke and weren't even coordinated amongst themselves. We were literally stuck in the drop ship at shrine so I decided to practice my Hanzo after the first round.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@VisualMaster
12h until the next tournament round to see the "exciting" tank meta

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@viagrandad
baby dva drives me up the wall

happy_sad
happy_sad

@5mileys
so you admit to throwing the game by picking Hanzo now after getting thrashed by the enemy. you know it's kind of ironic when you post a picture of your setup and you're the only one that's fucking up the team comp and clearly doing terribly. dying six times as Zarya, gg.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

that one defense playing faggot when on offense

you stupid fag

Playboyize
Playboyize

@LuckyDusty
Communication is key. Come up with an attack plan for every map and you will slowly climb. Also if you lose just take a break for like five minutes or so it will help you.
@ZeroReborn
It's not like the Ana/Reaper combo meta was any better.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Stupidasole
defense means you can't play the character on offense!!!11

I bet you think the in-game team tips are gospel too.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

those 2 offense characters on defence

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@JunkTop
thanks for ruining the match hanzo

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Stupidasole
Eh, Mei and a good Widow can work on some maps, even Hanzo can pull his weight if he's decent enough. The other 3 are questionable though.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

What the fuck is with the blast radii in this game?

I can't help but realise Pharah's is insanely small. Soldier's is small too, but for a good reason. But most importantly, Tracer's is absolutely ridiculously tiny. If you don't stick on an enemy you're basically going to do such minuscule damage - if any at all - it's irrelevant, and you'd rather keep it for a definite stick, even though you gain charge so quickly.

I don't get it. The bullets do so much damage, supports can do just as much if not more than some damage heroes, but the ones with explosives have unrealistically small (even in an alternative futuristic universe) radii that make them useless.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Where's the Sombra / Ghost in the Shell crossover art hiding at

JunkTop
JunkTop

D.va is the only one who can make boosted 76 look like a joke and now she's out of meta.

All the D.va haters will regret ever talking shit to her when no one can protect them from OP76.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Burnblaze
P.S. why doesn't Tracer's ultimate land like Roadhog's hook? It's like it has the smallest hitbox in the game.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Burnblaze
@RumChicken
Tracer's ultimate is pretty bad. They're never going to buff it since Tracer has more resources to secure kills, but I wouldn't be opposed to a blast radius increase.

massdebater
massdebater

why is she so perfect

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@RumChicken
Would be nice if she would actually throw the bomb instead of letting is slip out of her hands, or whatever she's trying to do.

Inmate
Inmate

@Booteefool
It should land more reliably or have a radius increase. It's kinda nonsense when you throw it in the middle of two heroes under a friendly Mei ultimate and don't even get a single hitmarker.

I don't think she should be immune to it. That change to D.Va was dumb as fuck.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@MPmaster
Mine too

Emberburn
Emberburn

@massdebater
Mei is the cutest!

idontknow
idontknow

@RumChicken
Tracer needs some kind of buff.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

when will we get a good mei skin?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@happy_sad
Throwing the game implies you were in the lead. It's kind of ironic how you think you understand what actually happened in the match from a screenshot. gg.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Blizzard
Oh you're close to ranking up? Here, have a 3-game losing streak

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Poker_Star
Soon™

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Lunatick
lol have a 5 game stomp against you XDDD
lol have somone DC against your team making it 5v6 XDDDD

wjy evem play ranked?

Bidwell
Bidwell

So this guy with a pistol literally cosplays as a cowboy 20000 years after the fact, and he gets into the overwatch?

What the fuck, and a DJ from the jungle?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Bidwell
Wearing old western clothes could be all the rage in the area where he was from. Could be an advanced form of hipster.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@happy_sad
What did Elon Musk mean by this?

TechHater
TechHater

@Stark_Naked
junkrat main

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Stark_Naked
@TechHater
dva main

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Stark_Naked
Throwing the game implies you were in the lead
no it doesn't

5mileys
5mileys

I miss the shit out of the christmas event. It was so comfy. Hard to stay mad when I return to the main menu and the little xmas jingle plays. This game is going to be like animal crossing for me I will look forward to playing the seasonal events more than anything.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Stark_Naked
If you had been a top 500 player in all seasons so far how many of the golden gun skins could you have now?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Emberburn
CLANKED.COM

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Stark_Naked
obviously D.Va

Spamalot
Spamalot

@iluvmen
Probably easily 5+ depending on how many games you played.

Techpill
Techpill

@iluvmen
btw didn't mean to ask you in particular I just used you for quick reply like the dirty whore you are

Lunatick
Lunatick

@iluvmen
moonmoon has like 7 or 8

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@LuckyDusty
Sombra considers Reaper and Widowmaker her friends
Junkrat considers Roadhog his friend

Would Sombra and Junkrat consider each other friends, or even something more?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Lunatick
@Techpill
what about your average platfag?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Deadlyinx
1 or 2 maximum

Inmate
Inmate

@Crazy_Nice
Sombra x Junkrat
Hell that's not a bad crack ship

Methnerd
Methnerd

post your favourite overwatch quotes.

I'm the sword now
- Green goblin

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I often like to play with my friend in UAE but they complain of bad ping when we group up (I'm from UK)
Is it just a coincidence or is our location difference causing it? if so outside of using a VPN what can I do?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Methnerd
reduce the efficiency of this vehicle
-D.vd

Inmate
Inmate

@Methnerd
"Heroes die but then I resurrect them."
-Grace

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methnerd
experience unemployment
t. zenyatta

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Methnerd
"A nigger." - Zenyetta

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Methnerd
"MALLET TO THE GROUND"
- Puremuscle

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@StrangeWizard
This. Hanzo's recon and ability to shit out ranged damage can be really good in the right hands, and the fact that Widow can instantly delete squishes from any range is incredible.

But only if the players can AIM.

girlDog
girlDog

got to 2k earlier in the evening
back to 1600

FUUUUUCK

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methnerd
I will eat you!
-Genjo Sanzo

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Methnerd
"Become frozen! Cease your motor functions!"
~Mayo

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Methnerd
"It's twelve o'clock." -McDonald

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Methnerd
Let's assemble it UP
-Frog

idontknow
idontknow

@Methnerd
Fuck justice
- Fairer

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

My hitscan confidence is completely shattered. I took a two week break and and played everyone else, mainly Rein. Today I was forced to play soldier and it ruined me. I'm worried it's because I play 6 sensitivity and I think 1200 dpi (don't have desk space for big mousepad). Fuck man, it feels bad.

Anyone else have similar feelings? Also is it impossible to have great aiming at we medium sensitivity

WebTool
WebTool

@Methnerd

I see you

-private69

Firespawn
Firespawn

Compare the heroes.

Question yourself - why does one do so much damage, and the other do so little? And then question why the one that does so little has only one way of dealing damage.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Firespawn
Nice picture, faggot. You totally ignored translocator and STEALTH, the fucking core concept of the hero.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Flameblow
Moving around in stealth doesn't matter when you tell everyone where you are when you exit it and the only hero you outdamage is Mercy

idontknow
idontknow

@Methnerd
Maximized Austrian strength!
- Shovelknight

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Firespawn
sustained long range dps vs close range stealth saboteur
gee, I wonder why sombra doesn't have the same level of damage utility as s76
rly makes u dink

takes2long
takes2long

@Firespawn
Wait, hack time is 1.2 seconds? I thought it was 1
It's getting sped up though, right? to .8 seconds?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Booteefool
blizzards inability to design proper stealth mechanics magically means that sombra should have damage on par with soldier
10/10 logic

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Methnerd
Make yourself at home in my universe
-Master Chef India

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@New_Cliche
your own home
dont have desk space

wtf? just make some

massdebater
massdebater

@iluvmen
D.vd

not gonna lie, had a chuckle

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Methnerd
I'm the sword now
- Green goblin
I shouldn't be laughing this hard

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Methnerd
EXPIRE EXPIRE EXPIRE
- Harvester

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Methnerd
Huzzah, comrade! The troops have arrived!
- Ellen Degeneres

askme
askme

@Methnerd
Is this perhaps of a simple difficulty?
-dever

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Methnerd
I'm prepared to complete the pork
- Chopper

Methnerd
Methnerd

I was only 9 years old
I loved Soldier:76 so much, I had all the voicelines and skins
I pray to Soldier:76 every night before bed, thanking him for the biotic fields I've been given
"Soldier:76 is love" I say; "Soldier:76 is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a scrub
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
I called him omnic
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
It's Soldier:76
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear
"The war goes on."
He gets me with his powerful helix rocket and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass-cheeks for Soldier:76
He penetrates my butt-hole
It hurts so much but I do it for Soldier:76
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his heavy pulse rifle
I want to please Soldier:76
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his biotic field
My dad walks in
Soldier:76 looks him straight in the eyes and says
>"I've got you on my sights"
Soldier:76 leaves through my window
Soldier:76 is love. Soldier:76 is life.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Methnerd
You want a medal?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

D.Va is in psychosis. She sees life as a game. Must be some kind of defense mechanism to cope with what happened to her home.

WebTool
WebTool

@PackManBrainlure
So say her stealth works properly, she doesn't tell anyone where she is and there's no lag when she exits.

Tell me how you're going to reliably kill anyone with that bottom of the barrel DPS and recoil

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Would you?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Methnerd
You might think I'm a simian. I am however, a professor.
- Tom Hanks' volleyball

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Methnerd
THE DOGS LOOK FOR ITS FOOD

-Hansel

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

What is balance?
"We try to match you with players of an equal skill level" - Blizzard

Thanks, Blizzard. I didn't want to rank up this season anyway. Go fuck yourself, Kaplan.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Methnerd
"Perspiration arrives"
-Skeletor

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@VisualMaster
But you're level 517, surely you can help the rest of your team!

Kindly, a Blizzard dev :^)

farquit
farquit

@VisualMaster
console

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@New_Cliche
I would to 3D version of that picture.

RavySnake
RavySnake

What did you guys think of the leak?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@VisualMaster

You deserve everything for playing on console.

idontknow
idontknow

@RavySnake
leak
Get your shitty fanfic out of here.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@New_Cliche
All-mech heroes when?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@farquit
@Lord_Tryzalot

Why do people prefer to do things differently than I do?

Don't excuse this bullshit. No matter what platform you play on, this shit is unacceptable.

@Crazy_Nice

Sorry, Jeff. I tried my best.

:^(

SniperGod
SniperGod

@VisualMaster
Dude xbox match ups are on point are you on ps4?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperGod

Nope, Xbox. This match was a gong show.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@VisualMaster
skill level != level
even quickplay has an MMR, yours is probably very low.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Carnalpleasure
playing an FPS on console
relying on aim assist and other people being shit

No, playing on a gamepad is legitimately worse except for a few genres. FPS are not one of them.

Snarelure
Snarelure

decide to play some quickplay before work
end up with a special Rein
pushing in by himself before healer or dps have a chance to follow
chastises the team, won't take any blame

farquit
farquit

@WebTool
Not that guy but it sounds to me like you are trying to play her like a different Tracer. She's not.

She is more utility based. She is supposed to control the health packs in an area, hack and cripple enemies who suffer the most from losing their skills (Ana, Tracer, Genji, D.Va, Roadhog, Reinhardt) and finish off weakened enemies, which is why she can see them through walls at all times.

Think of her as a mislabeled Support hero, with an emphasis on disrupting enemies, rather than directly supporting teammates.

Also, don't uncloak right behind an enemy, of course that won't work.

cum2soon
cum2soon

You guys getting used to Oasis yet?

WebTool
WebTool

@Carnalpleasure
Playing overwatch on a console is like trying to drink water by pouring it on your feet and then throwing it on a floor, after that someone sucks that water off the floor for you and pisses it in your fucking mouth. JUST FUCKING DONT DO IT YOU FUCK

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@New_Cliche
Only if it had Genji as an AI.
Actually why haven't we gotten a senitent mech yet?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@cum2soon
Sort of, only played it a few times in QP, I like the map though, except for the garden part; it's kinda shitty how you can contest/cap on the upper platform.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@BlogWobbles
What does that have to do with players of wildly disparate levels being matched up against one another?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@BlogWobbles

Jesus, let people play the game however they want

signed,
a PC gamer

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@farquit
They need to move her to support honestly.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@New_Cliche
mech is sentient
has genji as ai
has a retractable robo-dong inside the driver's seat

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@farquit
I don't play her, because she is shit. She is in the bad middle between being a support and an offense hero. She isn't good at either role and being subpar in both doesn't make up for it.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@WebTool
she still does 400 damage, with headshots you can shred healers and the like and they have to absolutely perfect with their own shots to have a chance at killing you.

I thought her damage was the problem at first too, but I gave her a really solid run and it's not, it's the way her abilities work. Her damage is almost perfect. Try watching some higher level play and you'll see how dangerous she can be. I'll concede she could maybe have her spread tightened a little bit though.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Soft_member
Now everyone can get Genji'd.
Except Hanzo

Firespawn
Firespawn

@PurpleCharger
Yea, watch some high level play where even the pros don't play her unless they're playing games against people way under their level and can abuse the fact.

Her damage is literally abysmal, lowest DPS of all damage heroes at optimal range. Her recoil is shit, preventing her from doing what she needs to do, and rely on headshots for kills.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@PurpleCharger
Yeah this, you gotta play her like Reaper, it has shotgun range.

girlDog
girlDog

@Evil_kitten
Got it in comp three times so far. Two wins, one loss. On the loss, the enemy team was holding City Center high ground with a Soldier, Rein, Rein and a Mercy. If I could have just gotten up there quickly it would have been an easy boop, but I couldn't find my way up quickly while under fire. WebM is the quickest way up I found afterward.

Still don't know how to quickly ride up for the other two points.

WebTool
WebTool

@Boy_vs_Girl
i used to be a genji x tracerfag too

so disappointed

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@cum2soon
I love Oasis as Pharah. It's like Ilios but even better because people are still completely oblivious of boops. The cliff next to the jump pad and the cliff next to the stairs in the library work every fucking time. I booped three people off the cliff on the first push last time. It's almost too easy.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Methnerd
Pretty cringeworthy!
- Donkeykong

takes2long
takes2long

@Firespawn
Yea, watch some high level play where even the pros don't play her
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=navi+sombra
Really makes you think.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Booteefool
Sombra's pistol out DPSs McMeme's on paper, that's why they won't buff it

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I've finally figured out how to play this game.

play on master
mostly tanks and 76 in this disgusting meta
every game is tryhard mode
even in quickplay and those stupid arcade modes everyone just wants to win
frustrating as fuck

*record scratch*

make new account
dick around to 25
dick around in all placement matches booping people off the map and stuff but try not to win (this got really hard at some point)
get placed in silver
play my worst characters and don't put much effort into it
jump around and play for fun without thinking about winning

haven't had this much fun in OW in months. I think I'll rank up to plat like this and stay there for comfy, frustration-free gameplay.

happy_sad
happy_sad

So when are we getting a 50 episode cartoon?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@VisualMaster
I wanna go back to the start of s3, when people said D.Va's health buff didn't change a damn thing.

Even with her as is, I can run her to limited success in a 6 stack, the buffs would just make her better.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Stark_Naked
make new account
good goy

Snarelure
Snarelure

@CodeBuns
Yeah. Lots of good places for Lucio too.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@WebTool
rip ded ship

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@New_Cliche
WOULD I

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Stark_Naked
I made sure I got in to bronze. I love working my way up. Gets comp points faster too.

Techpill
Techpill

@StrangeWizard
I kind of want to do that to see how far up I can go without pressure of my friends.

Firespawn
Firespawn

R8

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Methnerd

I have located you within my line of sight
Robocop

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Stark_Naked
@Evil_kitten
Tfw I did this with my main account
Went Junkrat for maximum fun while I slid my way down the SR slide
I'm now legitimately struggling to get further down than 2000 SR

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Methnerd
All of us are warriors today
-Clint Eastwood

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Firespawn
Have you actually watched pros play? They say themselves her damage is not the issue. Spread is. Her abilities are decent but just need tweaking. This is also obvious if you give her a honest go yourself rather than play for an hour and get shit on then blame it on her.

Probably her strongest ability is the translocater. Until i watched some good sombras I never thought to use it as much as I should've. It has use beyond dumping on a healthpack for a get out of jail free card.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I wish I can wait for queue while I'm in the practice range.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Reaper steals Hanzo's arrows and load them into his shotguns.
What happens?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Spamalot
her ult is probably the best in the game if used correctly. especially on 2 CP maps.

takes2long
takes2long

@Methnerd
They have shoes in my size
-call of duty

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Methnerd

What a Lovely Day to cause some Mayhem!
Australian Mad Max

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@takes2long
that feel when you're actually retarded enough to believe that x hero is good because of highlight videos

@Spamalot
yes, her damage or spread are the issues, since either can be fixed to make her a reliable assassin.

i agree her damage isn't as big of an issue as her ridiculous recoil

Nojokur
Nojokur

@ZeroReborn
do you know what recoil is?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@ZeroReborn

Recoil isnt really a thing in overwatch. You mean spread.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

It's your boy back again with the fresh memes
https://youtu.be/yEaHwQMAKJ8

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@TreeEater
@Nojokur
semantics
yes

Spamalot
Spamalot

@CouchChiller
didn't click

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Nojokur
@TreeEater
uhhh clip? you mean magazine lol...

DeathDog
DeathDog

@ZeroReborn
that feel when you're actually retarded enough to believe x hero is bad because you dont know how to play it

TechHater
TechHater

@Harmless_Venom
erm no it's not semantics, it's a different thing.

FastChef
FastChef

@BlogWobbles
that's just as retarded, yes
you wanted a banana milkshake? oh sorry mate I thought you wanted me to crap in it when you said banana

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Spamalot
you should

cum2soon
cum2soon

@CouchChiller
rein's earthshatters hits targets mid air

As Pharah this is the most annoying thing that can possibly happen to you. Nothing else comes close.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@cum2soon
True and I'm a Genji main

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Harmless_Venom

Wow dude it's almost like different terms are used for videogames and real life.

Spread may be caused by recoil in the real world but in videogames bullet spread is used to describe the accuracy of a weapon. The vertical pull on a weapon when fired is referred to as recoil.

If recoil is an issue for you in overwatch you're shit at the game. Bullet spread however in overwatch isnt like cs:go you cant perfectly learn the patterns so a wide spread fucks you.

10/10 post you made me reply.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

the only mode worth playing if you are not interested in competitve is ruined because if either team rolls two D.Vas the game ends up being a shitstomp
Fuck that cunt. If you don't want to play any of the boring metagame this piece of shit game has you have to pray that RNG favors your team.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Boy_vs_Girl
oh no we came to an agreement, better nitpick the gosh darned word he used :(

Emberburn
Emberburn

@cum2soon

reins earth shatter doesnt go under a hovering payload and hit the people on the other side

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

No matter where you ult as Pharah, you will die

MPmaster
MPmaster

oh dern darnit wot'n ternation is dis gosh dern dummy sayn

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Stark_Naked
I can ult in the spawn room and not die

Checkmate atheist.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Emberburn
I want earth shatter to go under some payloads but not all of them

No.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

ooh mama dis shi is gon go derrrn guud mann

takes2long
takes2long

@Emberburn
Yeah it def does.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@haveahappyday
Favourite hero
First played hero
Hero you thought you'd never play but you now love
Hero others find boring but you love
Reinhardt

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Stark_Naked
Possible ways to not die during a Barrage:
coordinate with Zarya to bubble you
coordinate with Winston to bubble you
coordinate with D.Va to DM you
coordinate with Ana to nano and chain heal you
coordinate with Lucio to sound barrier you
coordinate with Zenyatta to Transcendence with you
press Q while behind the big blue rectangle
git gud

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

POTG
Symmetra
takes her teleporter, immediately holds down her fire
despite teleporting in facing the wall, she still holds it down
turns around
triple kill

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SniperWish
I keep my gf plugged in chastity when we play overwatch

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

people arguing that Sombra isn't weak as fuck
by far the lowest picked hero on masteroverwatch

buffs when

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Crazy_Nice
Symmetra's beam is now a long range sniper and her turrets are replaced by tiny McCrees that scream "it's Midday" every three seconds.

farquit
farquit

@Gigastrength
muh pick rate
maybe it's just a disgusting hero nobody wants to play

JunkTop
JunkTop

@farquit
sombra
disgusting

she's the lowest pickrate and winrate

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Fuzzy_Logic

Same

Evilember
Evilember

@JunkTop
because she's disgusting and everybody just wants to lose as quickly as possible to play a real hero.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Remember to use these pro D.Va strats in your next match

Playboyize
Playboyize

@LuckyDusty
its have sound too
thank

Is the artist illiterate? Or are they just trying to be cute by sounding like a retarded autistic 7 year old?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TurtleCat
Makes sense that the cunt would be a mobility-tank ready to protect someone anywhere in the battlefield but not a huge healthball of death that can kill everything in her path.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TurtleCat
I think my dog is smarter than Geoff and the rest of the dev team

farquit
farquit

@Playboyize
"Why doesn't everyone know fluent English?"

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Playboyize
its corea guy

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@PurpleCharger
You should definitely get it to work for Blizzard then to make you some easy cash.

massdebater
massdebater

Junkrat was originally supposed to have a homing missile for his ult

Why do we not have this? I know the tire is more "junkyard", but the missile would be so much more fun than the janky tire.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TurtleCat
he's right though. stop being so assravaged you gook main.

farquit
farquit

I just played comp as Lucio and this hanzo player said I was trolling cuz I switched to speed boost a few times someone help me calm down or im gonna break my fucking screen

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@farquit
Stop playing for a few months in the hope that when you come back the player base will be slightly less retarded.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@massdebater
The tire gets better when you have a D.va protecting it.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@farquit
just calm down man, don't be an autist.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StrangeWizard
wasting my precious (and the only thing that can make my paper mech no explode every 4 seconds) Matrix on a tire and a fucking ulting genji

Fuck off Geoff and play the fucking game before you open your goddamned mouth

Lunatick
Lunatick

@JunkTop
Yet is always on my quickplay team.

Last night was a retard convention:
Be on attack:
No healer
Hanzo and/or Widowmaker with the "but I get the kills" excuse.
Sombra
Other team has great comp
every fucking time.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@TurtleCat
tfw D.va is now a walking right click
is this how Mercy players feel?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Fuzzy_Logic
you really are a drooling retard.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Harmless_Venom
Mercy is even more useful than D.va right now. which is sad.

idontknow
idontknow

@LuckyDusty
I know but he was such a cunt and he threw the whole game, I saw him once when the enemies were firing and he was just typing it's like he wanted to lose the game

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperGod
you really are a drooling retard.

Maybe I should work for Blizzard and balance this game then. I'd fit right in.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@PackManBrainlure
People act as if her having the largest damage soak in the game and arguably the best mobility shouldnt also disqualify her from being the most powerful 1 v 1 combatant. I am ready for the ELO apocalypse once the changes go through.

viagrandad
viagrandad

What highlight should I get for McCree with the Riverboat skin?
And what Torb legendary should I get? I'm thinking either Blackbeard or Deadlock.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Need_TLC
Don't worry Bliztard fixed her and she can't even 1v1 anyone anymore

10/10 balancing.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Post yfw D.va will be more useless than Winston

Methshot
Methshot

@Emberfire
Can't wait for those delicious waifufag tears on top of never almost seeing that bitch in game.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Emberfire
Post yfw retards think Winston is useless

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

tfw I've tried every character that I somewhat like and I get my ass handed to me everytime

Even though I only have 25 hours of play, I should have grasped some basic shit by now.

What the fuck do I do anons, I seem retarded.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

The reason D.va is so popular is because she is so easy to play yet she could basically win a 1v1 vs every hero with ease.

D.va was OP as fuck and everyone above 4k agreed. I know people that were <2500 last rank that are now 4200+ that literally only play D.va. These kinds of people are fucked with these nerfs and rightfully so. You can't make low skillcap heroes OP, the changes to D.va are justified.

You can still play her after the patch, but probably not in EVERY game against EVERY lineup.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@haveahappyday
Fight him while screaming like Soldier.
No one fucks my waifu but me.

WebTool
WebTool

@Deadlyinx
These kinds of people are fucked with these nerfs and rightfully so.

Switch to Roadhog
enjoy all the benefits of noclip hook 2.1
remain in 4k+

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Deadlyinx
Everyone in GM will still pick fotm heroes and stay GM forever

You can still play her after the patch
I had a chuckle over this.

whereismyname
whereismyname

How do I get gud as zen? Hang behind teammates and constantly heal/discord orb as necessary so I'm not a primary target? Also, I find his secondary fire to be super useful.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Spazyfool
Symmatra laughs at your pathetic weapon.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@WebTool
all the benefits
You mean the benefits of being unable to hook anyone moving towards a corner or on the high ground?

WebTool
WebTool

@Stupidasole
no clip scan catches a hair particle hanging 1mm over the bridge in LOS view
hooks still

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Stupidasole
Didn't they just add a slowing effect to it to prevent people from diving to cover before it pulls back?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@BunnyJinx
Yeah, good luck with outplaying an actual GM Rein or outaiming an actual GM soldier. Back during the previous metas people god cut off from continuing purely based on their mechanical deficiencies. Genjis and McCrees would shit on anyone out of position. With Dva being so prevalent and tripple tank being a thing the game became way more forgiving in terms of mechanical skill and became more focused around teamplay and coordination. I dream of a day where the meta is a 6 DPS aim skirmish.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@whereismyname
Hang behind teammates and constantly heal/discord orb as necessary so I'm not a primary target?
Basically this. Heal mobile targets that your ana/lucio can't heal and support your tanks if they're low on health. Other than that, just heal people who your secondary healer low on health squishies.
Discord targets in this order;
Direct threats to you > Healers > Tanks > Mobile heroes > Everything else

Other than that, deal damage to your discorded targets or tanks mainly when your team deals with them.
Your job is basically to heal and make sure individual enemies are shut down as fast as possible.
Also save your ult if the enemy has a Mei.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@MPmaster
it's clientside. Doesn't matter where roadhog is on your screen. Only where you are on his screen. So the person playing half a world away on shit internet will hook you from where you were half an hour ago.

TreeEater
TreeEater

just took a giant comfy morning shit

Have you experienced tranquility today?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Spamalot
Other than that, just heal people who your secondary healer low on health squishies.
When you rewrite your post midsentence but forget a part

Just heal people who're low on health and your secondary healer is too busy to heal.

Methshot
Methshot

@MPmaster
Hook 1.0
Throw hook at a corner
Locks into a hero that's standing near the corner and not visible to hog at all

It's definitely a lot better.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

How much squishier is Dva now after the nerf?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Emberburn
That's what I hate about this game. Actual ability to aim a weapon loses to spam. I've played 76 against McCrees who can't aim for shit but they just hit the broadside of a barn with a stun and get a free kill. Not to mention the high DPS no aim weapons like Symmatra. So then the whole game is just about who has the least stupid team and keeping track of where everyone is.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Crazy_Nice
if you're 1cm out of position you're dead.

D.va is now the Mercy of the Tanks

FastChef
FastChef

@Methnerd
So then the whole game is just about who has the least stupid team and keeping track of where everyone is.
he's mad the team game is about good team play

u wot m8

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@FastChef
No. That being able to aim and hit a target is not counted for anything in something that's dressed as a FPS. Thanks for missing my point though. Shows real effort.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@CouchChiller
If you're close enough for a mccree to stun you then you aren't playing 76 correctly :^)

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

charge Zarya in a tight place
she's pretty much in vacuum range
she isn't
she bounces off to the side

Sometimes I feel like I'm a wall charging and pinning anyone in my path, sometimes I feel like a really slippery ball that bounces everyone I approach. Any tips for charging with Rein?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@lostmypassword
easy tip for charging: don't

SniperGod
SniperGod

@SomethingNew
If you can't just jump out and toss a stun at a 76 then you aren't playing McCree correctly.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TurtleCat
This makes no sense. Tire outspeeds everyone, Pharah is supposed to do her ult upon unsuspecting people and a friendly Ulting Genji is gonna move faster than you and be unpredictable.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@CodeBuns
a rein that doesn't charge is literally throwing the game, especially on offense

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@CodeBuns
Not charging the enemy Rein to open up for a team fight

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@CouchChiller
Just play Widow if you want aim to matter then.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Recommend me good Zen streamers.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@CouchChiller
I've got a good stream for you

*unzips tranquility

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Deadlyinx
on the top 500 level maybe.

girlDog
girlDog

@CouchChiller
Zzyzxtv is a GM Zen main. Haven't watched him in a while though so I don't know if he still plays Zen or is a slave to the meta and plays Ana.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@iluvmen
I always get this reply. Is it always (You)?

idontknow
idontknow

@Firespawn
i'm at plat and have a 35% win rate in comp with rein. i was trying to figure out why it was so low. looked at stats on overbuff and found out i was top 1% in damage blocked but my other stats were fucking terrible.

clearly i wasn't playing aggressive enough and getting pins and swinging that dick more

massdebater
massdebater

@CodeBuns
Because sniperfags are still fags.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Ever have one of those days in OW Comp where it seems like no matter what you do, you just can't buy a win?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@CodeBuns
t. buttmad DPS who expects Reinhardt to shield him all game

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

It's a very retarded fanbase, but at least they have good taste.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@idontknow
swinging the dick maybe but only do save charges where your team is in clear advantage and you need to kill stuff as quickly as possible like on CP maps. Otherwise charging is rarely a good idea, it's definitely never a good idea when you have people behind you that expect you to keep your shield up. Don't forget you're also a very easy target during charge.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Spazyfool
moon2GASM

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

i don't know but sometimes OW feels like there is a lot of input lag whereas other times it feels very responsive

i have very stable 154 fps all the time so it's not about that

i wonder if there is something fucked with my pc

DeathDog
DeathDog

@VisualMaster
i swear there's a half second delay on shit. so many times i die and am like I HIT SHIFT WAY BEFORE I DIED WTF

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@girlDog
I found his yt series about going from bronze to grandmaster and he seems to be an ana main right now, but he plays plenty of zen in the series.

He's also adorable, like a hyper positive dude-bro.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Emberburn
I dream of a day where the meta is a 6 DPS aim skirmish

I honestly think the most fun meta would be 1 tank, 1-2 support and 3-4 DPS.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@DeathDog
nah thats not what i am on about

when that thing is on i feel it in simply moving my mouse, it feels sluggish and kind of like as if i had vsync on

Inmate
Inmate

I'm trying to learn McCree but aiming is hard. I seem to be consistently underaiming even though I have 35 sensibility, any tips?

Methshot
Methshot

@Burnblaze
A meatshield a healbot dps taking potshots at each other and some flankers making "sick plays"

worst meta confirmed

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Methshot
Would you honestly prefer tanks and support to be completely useless? Why not just play Counterstrike?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Inmate
Aim with your arm not your wrist. Also lower your sensitivity, lower is better. And make sure mouse acceleration is off.

Other than that just practice.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Inmate
35 sensibility
playing Mcmeme

happy_sad
happy_sad

@VisualMaster
turn on reduced buffering if you havent already

likme
likme

playing comp as reinhardt
enemy reinhardt probably has his ult
enemy has an ana
your ana nanaboosts you

just why? i'm tired of dumb anas just nano boosting at stupid points. either i sit there with my shield up and waste their ult, or go in and get immediately earth shattered/slept

askme
askme

Dead general
Dead game

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

It's a "lets have 5 dps on our team in a game where the tank meta and symmetra is a thing" episode

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@happy_sad
i have, the thing is that this input lag feels very inconsistent. i dno why i sometimes have it and soemtimes not

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Anybody else's having troubles being dc'ed when a game's almost being finished? "Lost connection to the server, reconnecting" it says, but it won't reconnect

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Burnblaze
happened to me a while ago in comp but i was able to join back in

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Burnblaze
tfw you think you were in that match

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Burnblaze
have a reinhardt main on the team.
never has shield up the entire offence round on gibraltar.
barely make it up the hill to the 3rd point.
never push til third point.
take over reinhardt on defense.
'dude im a reinhardt mein let me play reinhardt.
'I had silver damage as reinhardt'
talking as if reinhardts job that round WASN'T to protect his teammates.
playing rein.
hold up shield and usually stay within range to contest the cart.
win.

Fucking hero mainer's I swear, the red flag for me is when they main and have a 50% winrate.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Is tim the tatman a viewbotter?
Does he deserve his gm?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@lostmypassword
@TreeEater
flick at a pharah
break arm

Fuck off.
I play McCree with a sensitivity of 25 and I aim with my wrist out of habit, and my average accuracy is 58-61%.
Probably the only one who's this fucking retarded, but I'm a Widow's worst nightmare.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Burnblaze
t b h 5 dps + lucio can be the counter against mass tanks if the players are good

FastChef
FastChef

@Burnblaze
Well seeing how he got carried, no.

likme
likme

@Burnblaze
He's never under 7k viewers.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Burnblaze
He's getting carried by either moon or Lassiz He's Master at best

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@TreeEater
I love when he pretends like he's a great Genji.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@BlogWobbles
No joke, it works sometimes; if they so useless to try the hello strat I usually wave back and leave them be. I like to pretend that their healer thinks oh shit and gets distracted by their shitty HP and fucks something up at the team fight.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@TreeEater
Was he popular at CS:GO? i don't understand how he gets so much viewers.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Harmless_Venom
He's pretty good at Genji

5mileys
5mileys

@PurpleCharger
No, increase pellets to 3, ammo to 90 and fire rate by 30/s, then reduce the pellet damage from 8-2 down to 6-1.5.
I want to be a spray meister and Blizz is fucking with the way I want to play xer.

Illusionz
Illusionz

paladins literally adds play of the game
people unironically defend it

Inmate
Inmate

@Illusionz
what's paladins

likme
likme

@PurpleCharger
I've finally started encountering good sombra players, and holy shit she is a nightmare and a headache to deal with

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Burnblaze
He got carried by Lassiz. He's High Diamond to Low Master

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Burnblaze

He's fucking obnoxious and loud is what, how can anyone watch that shit.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Supergrass
No idea how he started but yeah he's pretty big even back in the days

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@King_Martha
Maybe for a Diamond, which is what he should be.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Deadlyinx
Gold medal objective kill Turbojohn
Always getting bitched at by the bronze metal, no objective time tank.

Clockwork my dude.

Inmate
Inmate

@AwesomeTucker
Medals meaning anything

Emberfire
Emberfire

@farquit
I just played comp

First mistake my man if you got a temper.

RumChicken
RumChicken

It's bullshit that only Lucio get's such a drastically different type of movement

Fuck he's so annoying

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@AwesomeTucker
Gold medal objective kill Turbojohn
whoa the fuck mate how did you do this

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@RumChicken
What if Ana got the speed boost back on nano boost, but it now has a lower damage increase?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Inmate
Killing people on the objective doesn't mean anything in an objective based game.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@RumChicken
get's

girlDog
girlDog

@VisualMaster
By watching youtube on my 2nd monitor like everyone else.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@New_Cliche
That would be an improvement yes

but she needs to lose the heal and damage on the grenade

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Spazyfool

putting a turret around the objective and getting elims because it flicked around shooting everything

wow a torb is a good objective kill hero or something

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Inmate
t. trash DPS main who's only comeback is "M-METALS DON'T MATTER!" when the tank call him out for doing nothing

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Deadlyinx
Implying I don't just toss the turret somewhere at the beginning of the map as a distraction and personally go in and tank bust overconfident tanks; perfecting the bait game with my ult and a cache of armor at choke points. Rethrowing a turret down mid-fight to get in a few free shots as they're too busy shooting at that now. Yeah the turret is fun and easy.

takes2long
takes2long

@TreeEater
Don't most DPS mains argue that getting gold damage as Junkrat makes them good?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TreeEater
t. D.Va main who thinks he's a pro for getting a ton of golds
hitting someone with spray for 1 dmg is not worth the same as a headshot from McCree you know

WebTool
WebTool

@Sharpcharm
They should have "assist" medal 2bh

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Sharpcharm
@takes2long
Thinking gold damage is comparative at all to the objective based medals which win games.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Inmate
Overwatch "inspired" game by hirez

They basically ripped off rein, widow, roadhog, and maybe more!

TreeEater
TreeEater

@StrangeWizard
you obviously can't read, you should work on that

Playboyize
Playboyize

@TreeEater
Why should I work on my reading if you can't work on your playing.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Playboyize
give up m8, go back to playing torb

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Spazyfool
The most fun part about playing him is headshooting hanzo's across the map.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Save up for a 3k skin or buy a nice legendary for 76?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Inmate
A chinese bootleg version of Overwatch.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@w8t4u
save up user

cum2soon
cum2soon

Blizzard really needs to fix the "if you leave a second before it says defeat at the end of a match" because I stupidly pressed Yes and now I have to wait 10 minutes.

It's god damn stupid.

massdebater
massdebater

@SniperGod
Assuming it's quick play, this. this senpai.

I have won so many games with 5 random offense and defese fuckboys and me on the lucio, you always have a chance if you try.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@w8t4u
If you want to believe the next event will be awesome like they say then keep them for that

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Poker_Star
are there funny youtube videos of it yet?

Methshot
Methshot

@Need_TLC
I-I want to shoot freedom bullets though

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@TurtleCat
Blue.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methshot
Chink new year is soon upon us. Wait to see what skins drop, there might be something you like even more.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Poker_Star
holy shit. there's absolutely no way those hitboxes are ACTUALLY like that

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@PackManBrainlure
Communist Soldier 76 skin

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@farquit
clearly they took some inspiration from hanzo

@viagrandad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2gBkqP4V9Y

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@LuckyDusty
They are. I played it for a little bit when I got bored of Overwatch. It's trash, so I played TF2 instead.
@Need_TLC

FastChef
FastChef

@StrangeWizard
Sarah

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

You have 5 seconds to explain how Competitive Mode HASN'T sucked the fun out of the game.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Poker_Star
you belong there

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Stark_Naked
It has

Anything that encourages metafags and e-peen stroking is a big no

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BinaryMan
It's the geography that's causing that, and I don't think a VPN would fix anything. If anything it'd make ti worse I think. No way to make that issue go away others than using the best between European and Asian servers.

WebTool
WebTool

@Stark_Naked
comp has people that seem to look for any reason to bitch
qp puts me against top 500 all the time

Feels bad

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@PackManBrainlure
This some genji's fanfiction written so
Blizzard doesn't buff winston.
Don't worry blizzard won't buff another tank for a long time.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Stark_Naked
A mixture of that and Blizzard being incredibly retarded at balancing.

Are there any other class based shooters coming out? I'm still looking for something to fill my tf2 void.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

meanwhile in the canon ships of a GOOD game

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@MPmaster
that movie was really disappointing

Playboyize
Playboyize

@askme
Mendokusaii is many years younger than me
should I just end it? I will always be subpar

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

he doesnt have a gold weapon yet

How does it feel to be a scrub?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

yo, sorta new to the game. am lvl 31, gold.

are legendary skins like fucking rare? I hear pll get loads but I only got one so far. purples are pretty rare as well apparently, only had like 6-7 dropped. whatre the dropchances? I wanna look pimp.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@StonedTime
If that actually happens, I think that would be terrible writing. I don't see that adding anything to Pharah's character.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@New_Cliche
~1 in 20 boxes

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@BlogWobbles
I have 3, it's mostly a sign of time spent, like levels at this point

Methnerd
Methnerd

How tf do you play Zarya?

When I'm facing her it always seems like her shield lasts 10 seconds but when I play her it's gone in .1 seconds and I get rekt

Also her laser beam does fuck all damage

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Illusionz
oh, so its bout right then. thanks pal

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TreeEater
I wouldn't have aid this before, but considering Micheal Chu ships them....

5mileys
5mileys

just carried a game with bastion and my team kept telling me to switch and that I'm useless.

we won 3-0 and it went smooth as fuck while I kept wiping the enemy team but every new round they raged and told me to switch.
the fuck is wrong with people in this game?

idontknow
idontknow

@Methnerd
YEah it's all about timing the bubbles

Try and bubble your teammates to build charge and then once you have some move in and shield yourself once under fire

RumChicken
RumChicken

@5mileys
When you play off meta heroes just mute teamchat and carry on

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@5mileys
It's always fun to see Bronzies think the meta actually matters until like plat.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Methnerd
Learn how to time your bubbles to get the most charge possible. Jump in front of people and bait their attacks when you know you can go back to safety if you need to, and bubble your teammates when you see them walk into danger. Once you get used to her kit she's one of the easier heroes to play.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

PHARAH IS A LEAF

massdebater
massdebater

@TurtleCat
We've been over this.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TurtleCat
No that's Mei

Soft_member
Soft_member

@TurtleCat
Delete this

farquit
farquit

@massdebater
I'll never be over it

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@TurtleCat
@Sharpcharm
Mercy is the only one with a Leaf skin

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

just hit level 25, how does it determine your ranking? will shitty teams drag me down?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TurtleCat
I'm a leaf on the wind
Watch how I soar

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Stupidasole
not true

massdebater
massdebater

@BinaryMan
how does it determine your ranking?
We assume it uses a hidden MMR from Quick Play as a baseline for the first time you do your placement matches, and you'll go up and down based on your wins and losses in those ten placement matches.

will shitty teams drag me down?
That's up to you.

Techpill
Techpill

Everyone saying all the characters should be equal, but how do you balance 23 characters with around 70 unique abilities to make them all viable? No one has ever explained this.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Techpill
I don't know, how do mobas do it with rosters that are twice the size or more

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

''A-anon... Faster...''

whereismyname
whereismyname

tfw pharah is literally unusable in masters

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@New_Cliche
i thought that was a gimmick WE CAN DO WHITE PEOPLE STUFF TOO skin like the whole jamaican bobsled team

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Emberburn
They don't?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@whereismyname
Only if you're shit

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Need_TLC
Lucio was switched to BR at the last minute. was supposed to be a leaf.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@VisualMaster
Fareeha is pure

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Emberburn
Name 1 game where there's a lot of characters and all of them are equally viable all the time.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Emberfire
t. gold

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Bidwell
black leaf

topkek

farquit
farquit

@TurtleCat
A FUCKING LEAF

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Emberburn
don't some MOBAs have rotating metas for that very reason?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@whereismyname
There are many top 500s who play pharah

it's doable

Playboyize
Playboyize

tfw I have the leaked comic and I won't share it with anyone

RumChicken
RumChicken

@StonedTime
Sure she is.

5mileys
5mileys

you will never suck Tracer's dick

Feels bad ;_;.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Bidwell
It seems pretty plausible, but I'd stop short of saying it was definitely the case

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

is getting out of diamond impossible????? No matter how close I get, sooner or later I'll get retards that'll auto-lock 4 dps. Should I commit sudoku now?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

mfw watching banned cheaters crying on jewtube
the mentality of these people are truly incredible

RavySnake
RavySnake

@haveahappyday
what's with those fucking roleplayers

JunkTop
JunkTop

@RumChicken
sauce?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@RavySnake
it seems like their support team gets a lot of stupid questions like this and just relieve stress from their jobs with nonsense.

/lolg/ has other responses from things like "Does Fiora have wide enough hips to produce children?" "Is Katarina married?" etc.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

how do you carry in bronze

Skullbone
Skullbone

@w8t4u
you will get one from the normal loot boxes eventually, don't even bother buying basic legendary skins with money, just wait till you get them cos the event lasts like 2 weeks, and the normal skins will be forever

SniperWish
SniperWish

@LuckyDusty
i always give everyone a fair chance before i completely throw the game. a round for control point or around two minutes for payload.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Harmless_Venom
play rein

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Harmless_Venom
Literally play symmetra

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Ignoramus
Dota 2 in a patch cycle that isn't 7.00 retard

WebTool
WebTool

@LuckyDusty
It's hardly impossible to win with 4 DPS, although it might not be the easiest thing to do, it depends on a lot of things.

FastChef
FastChef

@Fried_Sushi
That's the worst thing you can do in bronze since literally no one will stand behind your shield, you'll just get melted by bastion and feed the enemy team shitload of ult charge.

Better just take soldier

Skullbone
Skullbone

@FastChef
I figured everyone would cower behind you

Guess bronze is stupider then i thought

RumChicken
RumChicken

@FastChef
That's the worst thing you can do in bronze since literally no one will tank for you or heal you, you'll just get melted by bastion and feed the enemy team shitload of ult charge

Better just take roadhog

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Are there any perfect girls in this game? Like straight 10/10s?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Fried_Sushi
Mei is literal perfection.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Fried_Sushi
all of them

Illusionz
Illusionz

Genji can deflect soundwaves
haha, good one Kaplan!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Fried_Sushi
all of them

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

How much time do you invested on the game until you got decent at it?

I was looking at my statistics and I have 38 total hours played, bought the game a few weeks ago, and after the placement matches I ended up with a 23xx gold elo.

I never played competitive shooters in my life before and I'm literally new to the game, but can't help it and feel rxtremely frustrated whenever I commit mistakes in-game or get outplayed and lose as if I had 700 hrs on it and dropping from master division.

What would be a good advice for a beginner to really get good? studying the maps? watching pro replays of meta heros? anything you think it's good to improve fast is welcome

massdebater
massdebater

@Fried_Sushi
That's a very subjective question, m8. Pharah, Mercy and Widow are 10s for me.

idontknow
idontknow

@VisualMaster
i'm sick of poorly-drawn mei ecchi where it's just her in some uncharacteristic pose

i want to see her drawn legitimately well, and i wanna see her cunt getting fucked

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Inmate
Don't even bother to aim until you throw your "IWin" Stun.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Fried_Sushi
D.va is a solid 10

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Skullbone
they are
no one will group with you or listen to you no matter what you say or do. no one will swap heroes, ever, no matter what enemy team comp is like. everyone is a lone wolf and you'll be completely crushed in 2~ minutes, at which point they'll all start blaming each other when actually they're all the problem

they will never realise this or listen to you explaining this

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Will D.Va after the PTR nerfs be better or worse than she was before the patch that reduced spread and added 100 health?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Emberburn
I'm bronze and I realize it, I just don't know what to do. GM players can smurf an account to diamond with a 99% winrate so obviously it can be done.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@likme
I've hit the Ult on the wrong one a few times. Worst was Mercy slipping between me and a good 76 just as I tried to boost him.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

NO AIM

viagrandad
viagrandad

@BlogWobbles
Play 1 minute on PTR and you'll know the answer

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@JunkTop
http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/207628#search=Pharah

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Sir_Gallonhead
You must be playing with some real shitters

Evilember
Evilember

@VisualMaster

Your obsession with Satan is worrying us

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

New thread:
/vg/thread/165353954#p165353954
/vg/thread/165353954#p165353954

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Stupidasole
leaf skin
she's swiss
swiss colors
fucking swiss flag on her chest
talks about swiss chocolates
a leaf

TreeEater
TreeEater

@BlogWobbles
She's now the absolute worst character in the game, can't even kill a Sombra at point-blank range and dies to Mercy's pistol. Never ever pick her again, Zarya rules supreme.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

New player here. Logged bout 20 hours. Got 2300 something SR right now.

The game's still fun to me but I have a fucking problem with the maps. Are the maps just too choke-y for anyone else? Every game is just two teams facing off at 1-2 chokes in each map until one idiot makes a mistake. Each and every map just seems very poorly designed in comparison with other shooters.

Is this a problem or am I an idiot? How could this be fixed?

idontknow
idontknow

@Inmate
aim problems
plays mccree
Who would have known?

It was designed for people who can't into aiming, so I'd recommend you to learn how to aim and main other hero that is not that shitty.

And actually, 35 sensitivity is unplayable for decent aiming, try and experiment with a range from 1 - 15

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@BlogWobbles
There was never a patch that reduced her spread

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@BunnyJinx
Junebug best skin

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@likme
Still waiting for a Sombra player who can 1v1 Soldier

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BinaryMan
New player here. Logged bout 20 hours. Got 2300 something SR right now.

I have 35 hours and I'm 1600 SR

No FPS experience though

likme
likme

@BinaryMan
choke points are encouraged for teamfighting

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Poker_Star
Is that the Hanzo of Battleborn or whatever that shit is called?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Can we all agree the best medal to get is in objective time?

FastChef
FastChef

@Dreamworx
Put all the gays on a remote island with plenty of good and good weather. Return in 100 years. There will be nobody left

farquit
farquit

@happy_sad
Winston can't be buffed bro because then people will only pick tanks. Imagine if he did more damage? Or his barrier was better? Just fucking pick 4 tanks 2 healers and call it a day

Emberfire
Emberfire

@haveahappyday
You dont play overwatch do you?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@FastChef
There are way too many gays for that
Maybe if it was like Australia or something

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