/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Methshot
Methshot

lol noob edition

old thread:/vg/thread/165208979#p165208979

Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread. Make sure your profile visibility is set to public.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/meat_for_the_grinder (Xbone ft. 100% crew black)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

Older threads
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr (embed)
Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
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Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

Patch notes for 1.37
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/236222747

Latest added content
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60071/GTA-Online-Import-Export-Now-Available

All urls found in this thread:
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/meat_for_the_grinder
http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
http://pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/236222747
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60071/GTA-Online-Import-Export-Now-Available
https://youtu.be/ieSzLPBla4k
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/articles/229514247.
https://twitter.com/itdoesnteggs
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=4325914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmJr1OGoxyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFERvtHR8U
https://youtu.be/ZexszOH0py4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbEG7P6RuJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8zo3ko_9YA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tedQNt9OZDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdaMPZtLd_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhy_e5wIX44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEQkIEkxm7k
https://youtu.be/oPHDXYTX954
https://youtu.be/rYKQ_PiUsqY
http://gtaforums.com/topic/861318-the-lone-wolf-guide-to-the-ceo-cargo-trade/
http://gtaforums.com/topic/861318-the-lone-wolf-guide-to-the-ceo-cargo-trade/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIWeGcwkg7I
http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Albany
https://youtu.be/sq3J3Nw9fhY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDFLO-p6NqI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAX3lUr2xpM
https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaglitches/comments/5n6y1y/glitch_ps4_bypass_export_cool_down/dc9dg63/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M0tXec4N98
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjT0Cr3Gxa4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POzEQjxGiYo
https://youtu.be/-3J5ZzYzDVA?t=6m42s
King_Martha
King_Martha

Put in my request for GTAG PC, SC: jtmgamer

WebTool
WebTool

Kinda new to GTA:O and trying to get some clothes for my character
Should I visit all stores to find all possible options or are there overlaps/one store that has everything?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@WebTool
All clothing stores share the same clothes

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

altruist cult dlc when?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Harmless_Venom
Really? That a surprise to me. I was sure the high end store had all the good suits and the convenience store had all the sports and rapper clothing.
Maybe it was another game.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@JunkTop
Single player makes them separated but Online makes them share all the clothes

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Sir_Gallonhead
Cool, thanks. I'm assuming the same applies for barber shops which is a bummer considering the one I visited didn't have anything I liked.

askme
askme

@Firespawn
If you're not a fan of how your character's face/hair looks, get a mask

Nojokur
Nojokur

so how did people get the 200k free money? I was away ever since the biker update and I came back around jan. 6 or 7 but I didn't get the cash.

Illusionz
Illusionz

tfw letting the drama ruin your night

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Illusionz
there are actually people who care about and participate in edrama
wew fucking lad kill yourself

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Illusionz
caring about drama
not removing everyone in the discord, and cutting the degrassi level shit out of your life.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Illusionz
what is happening in this gif?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Evil_kitten
Press F to pay respects you savage

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Evil_kitten
that's how sex looks like

Lunatick
Lunatick

try to a heist with randoms on xbone
worst combination ever
this happens
https://youtu.be/ieSzLPBla4k

I literally just hit my head on a car and I got knocked the fuck out

Of course the one guy that kept screwing up left after I died from this

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Illusionz
What drama?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Lunatick
BLACKED

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@LuckyDusty
@JunkTop
? it looks like she's just looking up the ceiling and then the gif turns to black.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Lunatick
Well, as someone who has completed that setup several times, your biggest mistake is not using the armored kuruma. I know it's expensive but its so worth the 600k to get it.

Personally, I think the armored kuruma might be one of the best vehicles in the game. I know its not as fast as the more popular super cars and bikes, but it make up for it by being bulletproof- which in my opinion is way better for that setup, even on hard difficulty it does very well.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Harmless_Venom
She dead yo

5mileys
5mileys

@Lunatick
current year
doing heists
why would you hurt yourself like that? the days of heist-made players is far gone. it's all about the CEO/MC dichotomy now

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@MPmaster
huh. how'd she die? you got a link to the story or something I can search on google?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Evil_kitten
She committed sudoku with some pills iirc, hence the slow movement and the camera phone falling out of position and the lens getting covered.

I don't have the story handy, and I can't recall her name. Very sad though.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Emberburn
Trust me I would've, I selected it as my car to use but it gave me some shitty old car I have which didn't even spawn and I had to order it@5mileys

I'm getting tired of the constant grind of ceo stuff, my MC busniesses only work on my second charactar for some reason.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

Everyone
Everything
"KOS creator"

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is permanently added to the list.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Bidwell
now I'm sad

idontknow
idontknow

@Illusionz
I'm rusing you, I've never seen that gif before
Although I was making an educated guess

TreeEater
TreeEater

@TreeEater
Kill-on-sight list (updated):

French/Brazilian/Russian/Chinese players
Gang/Stoner/Military/Mafia/MC/Reddit crew players
Beggars
Squeakers
Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
Anyone wearing a Rebreather
Anyone wearing a Doom mask (specifically black)
Anyone wearing a Pogo/Skeletal mask (unironically)
Anyone wearing a police uniform (unironically)
Anyone resembling an urban hood/stoner
Anyone wearing a fedora/pork-pie/top-hat
Anyone bearing a face tattoo
Anyone with solid sclera (red, black, white, etc.)
Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
Anyone driving a gold-plated/chrome-plated vehicle
Anyone driving a Penetrator/Itali GTB/Futo/Blista Compact (those not officially approved by GTAG)
Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Zentorno (outside of races only)
Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
Anyone driving a Ruiner 2000
Anyone driving an Insurgent Pickup (2+ players only)
Anyone driving a Turreted Limo (2+ players only)
Anyone operating a Valkyrie (2+ players only)
Anyone operating a Savage (low-flying only)
Anyone operating a Hydra/Lazer (approach with caution once airborne)
Anyone who uses pink/gold weapon skins
Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, SNS Pistol, and Pistol .50 exempt)
Any non-friend and/or non-member with a red blip
Any player associated with belligerent Organizations and/or Motorcycle Clubs
Any player heading toward you in reverse
Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
All players with marijuana-related names
Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
Anyone performing TT (heavily-populated public lobbies only)
Players citing the Kill-on-Sight list in-game

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is omitted from the list.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TreeEater

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

Everyone
Everything
"KOS creator"

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is permanently added to the list.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@TreeEater

We already had an acceptable and accurate K-O-S list, your is just going to be ignored.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TalkBomber
Kill-on-sight list (updated):

French/Brazilian/Russian/Chinese players
Gang/Stoner/Military/Mafia/MC/Reddit crew players
Beggars
Squeakers
Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
Anyone wearing a Rebreather
Anyone wearing a Doom mask (specifically black)
Anyone wearing a Pogo/Skeletal mask (unironically)
Anyone wearing a police uniform (unironically)
Anyone resembling an urban hood/stoner
Anyone wearing a fedora/pork-pie/top-hat
Anyone bearing a face tattoo
Anyone wearing contacts (red, black, white, etc.)
Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
Anyone driving a gold-plated/chrome-plated vehicle
Anyone driving a Penetrator/Itali GTB/Futo/Blista Compact (those not officially approved by GTAG)
Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Zentorno (outside of races only)
Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
Anyone driving a Ruiner 2000
Anyone driving an Insurgent Pickup (2+ players only)
Anyone driving a Turreted Limo (2+ players only)
Anyone operating a Valkyrie (2+ players only)
Anyone operating a Savage (low-flying only)
Anyone operating a Hydra/Lazer (approach with caution once airborne)
Anyone who uses pink/gold weapon skins
Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, SNS Pistol, and Pistol .50 exempt)
Any non-friend and/or non-member with a red blip
Any player associated with belligerent Organizations and/or Motorcycle Clubs
Any player heading toward you in reverse
Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
All players with marijuana-related names
Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
Anyone performing TT (heavily-populated public lobbies only)
Players citing the Kill-on-Sight list in-game

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is omitted from the list.

Inmate
Inmate

@TalkBomber
@CouchChiller
why are you trying to kill the only OC in this thread? can't you just get over the fact that you're probably somewhere on this list, instead of killing it entirely with your lazy satire?

girlDog
girlDog

I miss my modded account so much, I want to have a new account so I can have a fresh simple start, get a nice collection of cars, etc. Sucks I have to make an entire new Xbox live account just to get a new modded one.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@askme
So uh, do you have any more of these?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Best location for motorcycle club base?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

/vg/thread/165208979#p165318434
they also upp'd their autobans up, making nearly any reason something to make it it trip one way or another
and if it does, they don't give a flying fuck if you're innocent with actual proof or a cheater
they give you copy/pasted ticket replies and even over the phone they tell you the same shit, if you ask for a supervisor they will hang up, and they actually lied about account restrictions
oh, but notihng can go wrong, r* is good at doing their job
until you get fucked and you can't do anything about it sending 3 years worth of your grinding through shit because "we can't do anything about it"

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Garbage Can Lid
closest to your office unless you really like paleto bay's situation

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Garbage Can Lid
Ur mum

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TurtleCat
Whining won't solve it.
Best bet is to try and get a massive collective tantrum about it going.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Booteefool
Hello,

Thank for your recent contact to Rockstar Support regarding reporting a cheater or a ban appeal.

For Ban appeals-- GTA Online bans are triggered by a number of factors, including modding in GTA Online, exploiting or abusing game mechanics, manipulating protected game data and code, or otherwise interfering with other players’ gameplay experience.

All GTA Online suspension and banning decisions are final and may not be appealed. For more information on the GTA Online Suspension and Ban Policy please see https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/articles/229514247.

For Cheater reports--thank you for reporting abusive members. Rest assured we are looking into the info you provided and will reach out to you if we have any further questions.

If you are contacting us because you are worried that you may get banned -- If you have not engaged in any cheating, you do not need to worry about getting suspended or banned. However, we may remove the illegitimately gained funds during one of our sweeps.

This ticket will now close--as mentioned above, we will contact you directly if more info is needed.

Best Regards,

Rockstar Support

this is the message you will get if you mention anything, anything at all, you can even just say "i got online and 10 mins later i cant play", "technical" support is really lacking these days and apparently they cannot help you, you have a better chance of getting 500M deposited into your accounts than anyone actually doing anything
ive played for two whole hours and gotten suspension for quite literally "no reason", and im starting to believe all of those nonsense posts on steam store comments page
most of the comments saying "no reason" is around the december 24th to january 12th

Booteefool
Booteefool

@AwesomeTucker
only one from artist user sorry

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Deadlyinx
fuckin sucks for you bro
maybe in your next life (or next paycheck)

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Deadlyinx
Yeah that's fucking retarded but what I mean is that individual complaining won't get anywhere and all the negative reviews on steam ain't managing it either.

Basically, the dummy needs to be thrown out of the pram HARD or Rockstar will never give a fuck.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@BinaryMan
get banned
get another account
account gets banned 2 days later
never had menus or anything
fucking sucks, and i want it to happen to more people honestly, especially those that put a shitton of hours into their accounts since apparently "we can't do anything"

@Skullbone
top selling video game
giving two hecks about anything
they know gaymers are a bunch of faggots who cant get shit done

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Booteefool
sheeit, alright.

TechHater
TechHater

@Lord_Tryzalot
What's stopping YOU from trying to get the ball rolling?

takes2long
takes2long

>>16533433
having a job where I'm being busy to do anything
also raised by a mother to be a useless brat

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

All I want is a good crew on Xbox one to do heists with

tfw i will never go forward with my dream of being a Youtuber

I could be a good youtuber i swear

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Lord_Tryzalot
what the fuck were you doing on facebook

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@lostmypassword
I just found the pic, I don't use any social media unless Veeky Forums counts

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Lord_Tryzalot
Xbox one

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Lord_Tryzalot
well he's not wrong. The vehicle physics and car detail in watchdogs is trash. I haven't played it or seen any gameplay of it. I know nothing about watchdogs 2. I just know its made by ubisoft.

@Lord_Tryzalot
I honestly think you're just lying. Getting banned twice means youre doing something horrifyingly wrong.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Need_TLC
well he's not wrong
You're joking, right?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

qq?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Dreamworx
I keep seeing these pics being posted. As a non-weeb, what is this from and where do I get them?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BunnyJinx
If you take a marketing class (don't ever), one of the things you'll learn is that consumers can usually recognize quality products, but often times cant describe WHY they like one product or service over another.

The kid came to the correct conclusion, he just couldnt come up with a good example.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@SomethingNew
A Chinese girl draws them, the girl in the pics is a Touhou and the artist simply writes something in Chinese and translates it in broken English.

Ask /jp/

https://twitter.com/itdoesnteggs

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Deadlyinx
this makes me nervous, not only because you can supposedly get banned for no reason, but because every fucking lobby I connect to has a modder with people saying "wow thx for spawning money for me"

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@GoogleCat
Accidentally coming to a correct conclusion based off of incorrect assumptions and stupidity doesn't make somebody right, it just makes them a lucky idiot.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PackManBrainlure
Oh neat. Thanks.
For a second I thought you might have been a spessman who was shitposting with these in /ss13g/ roughly a month or so ago

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@PackManBrainlure
They have a pixiv as well.

5mileys
5mileys

@lostmypassword
yeah its in the twitter account, it's just you need a pixiv to actually see the works dont you
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=4325914

Booteefool
Booteefool

Do I really have to drive back to my office every time I want to buy another bit of cargo? Is there not a faster way to do this?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Booteefool
Yeah, don't be a poor bitch and own a buzzard.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Booteefool
buy a buzzard
use buzzard to fly to car
drive car to garage
call new buzzard
fly to office
fastest way i know, ma8e

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@5mileys
@PackManBrainlure
tfw you will never draw this good

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@happy_sad
@Deadlyinx
Shame there's no way to just order it on your phone or via the quick menu.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@VisualMaster
That's retarded and so are you.

FastChef
FastChef

@Bidwell
SecuroServ app
Only thing it's used for is invites

Could've been so much more.

FastChef
FastChef

@Booteefool
Fly back

Techpill
Techpill

Passengers changing the radio station

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Techpill
Driver plays nigger music
jump out

happy_sad
happy_sad

@AwesomeTucker
Still no option to shoot other players in the same car for having shit taste in music

idontknow
idontknow

@AwesomeTucker
driver is a nigger
stop playing with driver and friends for a while

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Techpill
driver doesn't listen to non-stop pop

Nojokur
Nojokur

@King_Martha
Gotcha.

Emberfire
Emberfire

So do people spawn back on the yatch during piracy prevention now? I had to hold 4 people off the entire time. I won but still

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Emberfire
now

5mileys
5mileys

@Supergrass
That's the retard children. The modders always tell them the money is "undetectable", but when I tell them that the modder will get banned and that the players receiving the money can get banned, the modder teleports me, blows up me and my stuff, then crashes my game.

Techpill
Techpill

@Need_TLC
I've played watch dogs 2. Isn't that bad of a game. I was all "b-but ubishit made it" but it actually turned out to be very fun. Sure, the crash deformation isnt fantastic, but simple vehicle mechanics, such as pulling the handbrake to do a burnout, is on watch dogs 2, but not on GTA. Like, my Honda is front wheel drive, but in GTA the handbrake locks the front wheel up (which IRL it doesn't) and doesn't let me do a burnout. In watch dogs, with the VW Golf, you can hold the handbrake, give it gas, and the front wheel spins.

The game is actually quite fun. Really funny to run my friend over by hacking civ cars around him and making them run into him.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
nigger music is based

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@GoogleCat
it's cuck culture and dindu lullabies

Evilember
Evilember

@Gigastrength
hmm no it's struggling in the ghetto and money and hot women

if you hate any of these you are a fedora tipping atheist who hates his life

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@WebTool
Play Singleplayer first, faggot.

Emberfire
Emberfire

There's a glitch to make 400k with two top range cars, and 800k with 4 cars. You need either 2 or 4 players. Say you have two cars. Get to the delivery point, the ceo delivers their car first. Then wait until the ceo spawns back outside. Then, when the associate delivers the car, they will disappear from the car. When the associate is gone but the car is still there, the ceo needs to quickly get in it. The game thinks you delivered a new car. Do this now while the bonus is on.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Evilember
faggots legitimate believe this
whatever it be, Sgt. EBT

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@WebTool
I did and that's where I got the idea that different stores sell different things.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@SniperWish
You cunts need to get laid if you're taking a shitty list so seriously, goddamn.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SniperWish
What is "performing a TT"?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Emberfire
Does this actually work?

FastChef
FastChef

@Supergrass
Don't do it. I tried and my house caught on fire.

TechHater
TechHater

@Nojokur
where's your OC?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Sir_Gallonhead
Explain how.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Techpill
Looks fucking terrible man. Just-cause-3-bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmJr1OGoxyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFERvtHR8U

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Stupidasole
Some shitty hack for the time trials to teleport instantaneously to the end and immediately replay it over and over.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

PSA

Hello everyone!

As the title says a banwave is going on again (11th January), Rockstar are checking the stats again and probably also checking if some threads are injected into the game (like ScriptHook's detection).

My recommendation to you, is to stop using any money functions (due Rockstars's stats checking) and avoid getting reported!

To prevent a ban also delete the menu completely and start using it again when I will update this thread saying the wave is over.

I'm not sure about any external cheats but stay updated to the author's words in-case the hack will be detected.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@RumChicken
Holy shit, makes you appreciate GTA driving so much more. At least they're trying.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Nero is shit
Tempesta is shit
Itali is shit
Will R* ever make a better supercar than the REEE and X80?

tfw the two best cars are a lumpy shoebox and a batmobile with downs

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Techpill
change it back
we go back and forth for a while
turn it off and we drive in silence

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Booteefool
Only shitters use supers outside races so it's only natural the best supers would also look like shit.

t. vanfag

Bidwell
Bidwell

@DeathDog
using anything other than supers ever for any reason
Are you some kind of pleb or something?

Methshot
Methshot

@Booteefool

I regularly beat X80's in my Nero Custom. Not sure what you're on about.

RE7B still the undisputed king of Supers, tho.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Methshot
Those are really shitty drivers. X80 is objectively superior to the Nero.

Methshot
Methshot

MY FRIENDS ARE LAUGHING AND HAVING A FUN TIME ONLINE

FUCKING HELP AAAAAAAA

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Methshot
RIP

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Gigastrength
am I safe if I got money drops from a modder? Will I get banned or just a money reset?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Bidwell
People who use supers for anything ever are plebs.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@TechHater
What OC?

Inmate
Inmate

@Raving_Cute
t. poorfag

StonedTime
StonedTime

what the FUCK

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
If you search them out you'll be perma'd. If they just drop it on you you'll be fine.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Booteefool
Nero isn't shit, though.

Anyhow, I'm more of a Sports/Muscle guy anyway, so it doesn't matter much to me.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Methnerd
This is Veeky Forums. Anything that's not the absolute top is shit.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Here's a story about rando's
Get on to a session
me, 2 CEO's and each has a friend with them
going to do VIP work, put in chat asking for gentlemen's agreement not to fuck with each other
one of them says sure
Two of my friends join for us to do VIP with
other CEO and associate are in a shitty import/export vehicle and ran over one of my friends
says in chat "ok we're done now"
other friend doesn't see that and blows them up
he apologizes, says he didn't see the chat
do crate mission
they are so butthurt they follow us on the mission and kill me and the friend that go ran over, and then destroyed the crates
I tell him to fuck off, and he replies that because my friend blew them up he was getting back at us
I told him that he was looking for excuses and he didn't even kill that guy
he and his friend spends the next 30 minutes spawnkilling that friend while me and the other guy do VIP work since he's distracted
We didn't even kill him back or anything, we just drove away from him and he taunted us in the chat for running. The funniest thing is that it was late last night so he had to go to bed for high school and he told us he "had to work", then "have a good night". There's the option that he had a night job but no one with this mentality has probably ever had a job

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Deadlyinx
Got one too

public lobby last night
guy spams in chat that no one is safe to do CEO work in HIS lobby
kill him twice with a buzzard just for shits and giggles
as I'm making my way back to the office he blows up my buzzard
spams the chat about being a god at this game
proceeds to use a minigun/heavy sniper during every engagement for the next 5 minutes

I mean, if you're going to talk shit, it'd look better if you didn't use the 2 most ezmode guns in the game.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Deadlyinx
go into session
someone says they want a gentlemens agreement
I say sure
wait until they try to sell cars
blow them up

This was on christmas as well, really made my night

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Spazyfool
Hey that's great buddy. Just super.

5mileys
5mileys

Jester or Massacro?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

there's very few people online recently unless I've been unfriended by half the crew.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@5mileys
Are you a good driver? Massacro.
Are you not a good driver? Jester.
Truth be told they are really stinkin' close in performance so what you really need to do is test drive them both. If they are still a toss up go for the best engine sound (Massacro).

askme
askme

@Dreamworx
Banwave happened around Christmas if you didn't know.

More than half of our resident pub stars were banned.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@BlogWobbles
Are you a terrible driver? Elegy

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@askme
Porn stars?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@SniperWish
Kill-on-sight list (updated):

Anyone who uses the microphone
Anyone who uses text chat
Anyone driving a car
Anyone owning a car
Anyone driving a bike
Anyone driving a bicycle
Anyone flying an airplane
Anyone flying a helicopter
Anyone using weapons
Anyone wearing a mask
Anyone wearing a hat
Kill-on-sight list creators

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperGod
Tbqhwy I find the Jester racecar is way easier to drive than the elegy

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I feel so dead. Now that I have enough cash to buy anything I want I don't even know what to do. I boot the game up and wonder why I still try.
The grind in this game is so soul draining.

Inmate
Inmate

@TalkBomber
He's trolling. Everyone knows the Elegy is top of class but only if you're not shit at driving.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TalkBomber
Sharper corners are hard with the Jester. The steering is so stiff

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@kizzmybutt
okay

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@kizzmybutt
I sold a large crate warehouse only to buy another crate warehouse.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@kizzmybutt
Do stupid shit with friends in free roam. Ever wondered if you could use the ramp car to launch cars into a dump truck? Try it. The reason why you get money is to be able to have any kind of fun you want

iluvmen
iluvmen

@kizzmybutt
If you've got enough money to feel comfortable, do non-moneymaking things for fun.

Hunt bounties. Hunt shitters that are bullying noobs. Explore the map, look for shortcuts. Buy an off road vehicle and try to ascend every hill in sight. Take low-level randos for a ride in your nicest car.

It's easy to get soaked up in the grind and forget at the core you're playing a GTA game. Play it like you used to play GTA:SA.

Find a Faggio and blast civilians with the saw-off shotguns and run from the cops as long as possible.

A recent favorite of mine: get on the west highway going north. Run alongside a dumptruck and pop their tires then repeatedly try to run them off of the road until they crash. It's hilarious.

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
stunt race hotlapping?
Feels amazing to find the fastest line and being 2-5 seconds ahead of the rest

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

are there any cars that are missile proof? I was trying to kill some lvl300 ingame because he was being cocky but my homing missiles did nothing to his car

iluvmen
iluvmen

@AwesomeTucker
armored shafter v12 can take one missile. it explodes at a second explosive used on it.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@AwesomeTucker
Using explosives
Maybe you should get good, scrub.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@AwesomeTucker
Your mom ain't missile proof, govnah. Me missile went right through her minge! TOO LANKY! TIP TOP!
(They were probably God modin' tbfwy)

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

would it take too long to 'go psycho' only by killing npc's?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@AwesomeTucker
Insurgent can take 3 missiles AFAIK

massdebater
massdebater

@kizzmybutt
Welcome to end game of GTA.

First of all, you better have 130+ cars. Prune them and replace any cars/bikes you dont like even slightly and replace them with something better. Customize them obsessively until they are perfect. If you dont like car collecting, you DESERVE rape and to be depressed. This is a car collecting game.

Do you have every pegasus chopper you can launch from the office? Make sure you have a maverick and a frogger. You never know when you might need them.

If you dont need to grind, that doesnt mean you can still have fun with crates. Go buy a 2k crate, and use it as BAIT for shitters. Drive into the train tunnels, and when they chase you, make sure to leave some proximity mines so they respawn on the surface. Look for lobbies with jets and insurgents. Make them chase you and taunt them.

The creator is the only (non-mod) thing to do thats going to feel fresh and interesting at this point. It is not a social thing because the community for this game is shitty, but that doesn't mean you have to be shit. Make cool stunts and templates to make your dreams come true, or try out shit other people make.

If you havent driven a karin intruder at 180 mph, then you have not even begun.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

You can run stunt races with just friends, right? Was thinking about trying them out, but figured it'd be nice to just have some fun with them before trying to actually be competitive.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Doing trailer-centric missions with the Wedge

I'll get my money out of this vehicle even if I have to """exploit""" to do it.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@PackManBrainlure
you mean, doing haulage and plowed over and over until it pays itself?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@RavySnake
No I mean old and busted contact missions. No Smoking, Satellite Communication; those missions.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@kizzmybutt
Have fun with trying to do that before it resets.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@kizzmybutt
Of course. Just host one and invite your friends.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

1 more week and all the tt shitters will be unb& and our game will live again

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Deadlyinx
Moony come back! You can blame it all on TT!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Deadlyinx
Oh boy, a bunch of attention whoring shitters, just what this game needs more of.

Inmate
Inmate

oh annie, haha!

TechHater
TechHater

@Deadlyinx
a few already came back from an earlier ban wave, begging to be associates so they can buy there first shitty garage. bwahahaha, suckers.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I'm stuck on an endless loading screen when I tried to sell vehicles. What do I do?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Carnalpleasure
say bye to your vehicles and restart the game.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Inmate
t. poorfag
Not him, but I don't use supers because every one of them looks like shit. When I drive a car, I want to drive a car, not some sci-fi spaceship. Only supers I like are the 80s Lamborghinis and Ferraris, I doubt R* will ever make anything like them though.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Inmate
t. poorfag

this is offtopic but i really don't know what the 't.' means to this day :(

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Carnalpleasure
It's a known bug that often means you lose your cars.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

how is the Bestia GTS?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@SomethingNew
More like Worstia... j/k I have no idea.

likme
likme

@kizzmybutt
@TurtleCat
Fuck.

Methshot
Methshot

@BlogWobbles
I agree with you to some extent. A bunch of the supercars look like frogs to me, especially the FMJ.

However, I do like the Lambos and a few others.

@PackManBrainlure
It's short for "signed"

So like if I said "I OWN EVERYTHING IN THIS GAME AND HAVE $999999999 IN THE BANK"

You response would be "t. richfag"

Skullbone
Skullbone

@SomethingNew
Like Dr. Phil, kinda ugly but also kinda handsome...

StonedTime
StonedTime

@PackManBrainlure
It's a Finnish meme that essentially translates to "Regards".

Spamalot
Spamalot

I'm saving to buy a vehicle warehouse. Is there a downside to just buying the cheapest one?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Spamalot
You'll share it with all the other poor shitters in the lobby. Highest chance of getting your vehicle stolen since it's the most common one.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Spamalot
everyone has it and the vagos will constantly agro

Booteefool
Booteefool

@BinaryMan
@JunkTop

How about the second cheapest? By the docks or airport somewhere?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Booteefool
it's a far drive for sales but it's a close spawn for a hydra if you are a massive shitter.

likme
likme

Does anyone else have a mid-size safehouse?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@likme
mid-size safehouse?

safehouse

dont you mean warehouse?

Techpill
Techpill

@Spamalot
The cheapest one is the best one

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Supergrass
No, I mean safehouse.

girlDog
girlDog

@BinaryMan
Seems to be fairly popular with a lot of gtag though

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

hydra mod shop when

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Methnerd
i dont think anybody buys safehouses anymore.

offices are more handy.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Sharpcharm
Your suicide when?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

What are some good looking cars that handle well? I don't care about speed. I just want a comfy ride in a nice car.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@PurpleCharger
Hydra is the best vehicle in the game though

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Spamalot
its fine. I have something like 98% steal/deliver success rate and I do everything in massive public lobbies. The more expensive ones, for whatever fraction of 1% advantage they might have, will never, ever justify the massive pricetag. If you want to be a special snowflake, you can get the one that is less convenient to get to in el burro heights, its only 100k extra and is always less populated- but it is worse- the cheapest one is right off a major highway and has a nice location overall with lots of cover.

The more expensive ones are for status really and to be a tiny bit closer to the office.

@JunkTop
The vagos can be avoided by just taking the back alley road, and if anything they add flavor to the location. I've had a lot of fun with them, especially with shitters and noob associates getting killed by them.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Sharpcharm
aircraft mod shop when dang it

i need my yellow and black buzzard

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Methnerd
I still have my first safehouse I purchased which was a medium tier one with a 6 car garage.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Lunatick
i'm a shitter with style

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Sharpcharm
next update. We'll be able to put massive spoilers and spinning rims on our hydra and take it to benny's.

Im gonna paint mine hot pink and put a big ass splitter on the front of it.

@Garbage Can Lid
ZION
BESTIA
PENUMBRA
KHAMELION
STANIER

Soft_member
Soft_member

T20
RE
X80
811
Which should I buy as my all-rounder if I also do a bit of racing on the side?

TechHater
TechHater

is the GTB good?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Soft_member
T20 if you have taste.

REEEEE if you don't mind being in an ugly shoebox.

X80 if you're an autistic 12 year old.

811 if you're a moron and hate nice handling.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CodeBuns
McLaren P1
good taste
Mah nigguh!

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Lunatick
Agent-chan clearly said don't rush this, it's your fault.

WebTool
WebTool

I just bought the Ruiner 2000.
R8 my Knight Rider outfit.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Soft_member
Nero Custom of course!

farquit
farquit

@WebTool
You're a faggot for buying such a shitty car.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@farquit
Rude

Bidwell
Bidwell

@farquit
Kit is best carfu.

@cum2soon
No, bugatti an ugly shit.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Booteefool
Tempesta is shit
Then how have I been dusting fools all week in stunt races fgt?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Snarelure
fools
You answered yourself.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Hey fellow menu cucks, is there a way to cycle through t-shirt or clothing graphics and have them on other clothes they're not intended to be on?

Like for example, I can wear a Rockstar dev t-shirt (the one with the big R* logo) and use a menu to change torso clothing. The logo will still be there and glitch onto other clothes, like suit jackets and vests. But I can't find the option to cycle through these logo graphics. Does it exist?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Is it worth it to buy the mc businesses to have as collectibles? Are all the supply missions generic or biz type specific? Not even looking to make a profit out of them, just like to have optional missions in the rest off the map without loading screens.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@CodeBuns
Like you're married

RumChicken
RumChicken

Is the racecar version of the Massacro better than the street version? I know the racecar Jester is better than the street version

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@RumChicken
Yes but only marginally.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@happy_sad
or, you know, hold whatever key opens up the character selection thing and don't confirm your choice

girlDog
girlDog

@happy_sad
@BlogWobbles
Or just don't suck.

Methshot
Methshot

@WebTool
wha wha wah wha staying alive
Get a haircut m8

King_Martha
King_Martha

@happy_sad
shitaro_meets_any_bump.webm

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@King_Martha
pretty much

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Raving_Cute
Wrong hair color and jacket style
long hair equals feathered hair
denim shirt

Your cosplay is bad, accept it.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Spazyfool
Is it worth upgrading on no?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Raving_Cute
Exactly, get a haircut

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Stupidasole
Blame GTA

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Evil_kitten
It's decent enough, if you like it and can drive it's worth it.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Raving_Cute
I tore down the berlin wall
I'll take it desu

takes2long
takes2long

@Illusionz
blame GTA
there is a jacket that is just like that one
their is a haircut that is just like that one
there is that color
there is that shirt to wear with the jacket

You're a faggot.

likme
likme

@Evil_kitten
Do you want to race with it?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Lumpyshoeboxchan is my carfu!

massdebater
massdebater

@iluvmen
extreme daddy issues
Women pls go.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@likme
Yeah. I watched a video and it looked pretty much the same as the stock on a straight. I'm not sure if it's much better in turns. The Jester racecar was actually faster than the stock on a straight

SniperWish
SniperWish

@BinaryMan
Always get every performance upgrade for a car you race with.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@massdebater
EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME

likme
likme

i wanna make some short funny gta videos for the youtube

is the replay editor good for that and if not what else is there

SniperWish
SniperWish

@likme
windows has a built in recording function that is really good.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Firespawn
Fuck off and go masturbate to your dad.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@SniperWish
what is that

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Poker_Star
can't remember, maybe WinKey + R

try it

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Carnalpleasure
when someone posts a webm of you on Veeky Forums

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@SniperWish
@likme
I forgot it's only on Win10

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Carnalpleasure
BROTHEERRR!!!
https://youtu.be/ZexszOH0py4

cum2soon
cum2soon

Will it mess up my office with piles of cash, If i do vehicle warehouse missions

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@cum2soon
nope, only crates

Snarelure
Snarelure

@cum2soon
I have 10mil in export dosh according to the UI and my office is fine.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Post custom radio music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbEG7P6RuJU

Methnerd
Methnerd

@SniperWish
but i like pink weapons !

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Methnerd
fuck off annie

Inmate
Inmate

@Sir_Gallonhead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8zo3ko_9YA

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Sir_Gallonhead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

now guess my car

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Booteefool
Fetus

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Booteefool
faggotmobile

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Sir_Gallonhead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tedQNt9OZDU

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Booteefool
Feltzer

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Sir_Gallonhead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdaMPZtLd_c

@Booteefool
DO YOU LIKE? MY CAR

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Sir_Gallonhead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhy_e5wIX44

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

can only play 5 to 10 minutes without everyone dcing although I'm the one who dc's
tried lots of fixes but nothing works
Your my last hope bros, what can I do to fix this?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@AwesomeTucker
Running in the 90s
Vaporwave

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Crazy_Nice
Are you playing on a wireless connection?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Nude_Bikergirl
No

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Sir_Gallonhead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEQkIEkxm7k
Most of my playlist is from the 60s through the early 80s.

WebTool
WebTool

@Firespawn
Reinstall maybe? I dunno man, searching the internet for solutions turns up nothing other than some port forwarding you can try. Godspeed.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Firespawn
@WebTool

Serious question.. do you guys who get the random disconnects have the Steam version of the game?

I run with a group of 2 other guys pretty often. Me and 1 amigo both have the SC version of the game and never get DC'd. The guy with the Steam version gets kicked out of the lobby all of the time.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TalkBomber
tell him he's stupid

Booteefool
Booteefool

tfw no gta boyfriend

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TalkBomber
I personally have it through Steam and I do, very occasionally, get the everyone left meme. I would venture to guess it's once every 12ish hours of playing. I forget who I was playing with, but we were in the middle of a sale or something in freeroam and we both got the meme together. As in, everyone "left" except us.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

that moment when you get the everybody left meme and it delays with everyone in the server standing still and in their vehicles.

it creeps me out

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Bidwell
Hmm, that's probably too random of an occurrence to attribute it to any particular version of the game.

It could quite possibly just be R* shitty "netcode". I've gotten more failed to save messages in the past month than I've gotten in the entire time I've played this game.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Booteefool
I'll be your boyfriend. You don't even need to be a girl. Just have a girl character.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

spend 20 minutes recreating the car
referencing photos for interior, rims, bumpers, color, etc.
the car is extremely fast off the mark reacting eagerly to my every input
this song comes up in the Playlist https://youtu.be/oPHDXYTX954
DO YOU LIKE MY CAR?!
I say fuck whichever objective I've had before that and go joyriding
have tons of fun speeding downtown, throwing it into corners sideways, zooming past battling CEOs
have the time of my life
try having fun sometime, gtag, you might like it. Without KOS lists and all the stuckup-ness about what other people drive. Embrace the beat.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Sir_Gallonhead
One of the best parts of snow is having a Self Radio folder specifically for it.
https://youtu.be/rYKQ_PiUsqY

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Raving_Cute
have the time of my life
Man, that's some life you've lead up to this point.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Is it possible to play GTA Online while steam is in offline mode?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@RavySnake
Maybe

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Raving_Cute
I have fun all the time bro.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Evil_kitten
have the time of my life
to have a very good time
Quit being a downer, bruh. You're only hurting yourself with it

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Raving_Cute
D O F
O
F

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Methnerd
Apparently it's buggy as shit, so that's why it didn't work the first time I tried. Sasuga R*.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Lunatick
Cheers, my man. Just that all I see here is
wrong rims for this car this
tint ew that
And very little of people enjoying stuff, you know.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@RumChicken
Those driving physics reminds me of rc cars. They're too grippy and they accelerate too much.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Snarelure
Is there even an 80s mememobile in this game?

takes2long
takes2long

@Deadlyinx
Futo/Blista Compact

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

female character
pale with red hair and freckles
covered in tattoos
nerd glasses
cat face off-the-shoulder top
black skinny jeans
black canvas shoes
drives a pink T20
actual woman IRL
Is there any more cancer possible?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@AwesomeTucker
vaporwave
with eurobeat

this is a new kind of heresy

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Is it even worth it to invest in a Large Warehouse at this point? I've already got a small wh and an Import/Export garage?

I was thinking of going ahead and snagging one since they're on sale. Are they still worth it?

Supergrass
Supergrass

/vg/thread/165208979#p165318434
I've cheated twice, and never got called out on it because my gains were so miniscule.

That, and R* gives no fucks about xboners.
I was the guy making jokes about R*'s taxes

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns

But I bought 811 for the handling, ok and the speed too. But I never have problem with handling it.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@PackManBrainlure
Is that all at once

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fried_Sushi
Yes.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@MPmaster
Yeah but the rims on that car are fucking disgusting, the rest all fits together as this JDM driftbucket style but then it's got gold plated lowrider rims, it breaks all the aesthetic cohesion it had going for it.
It's like a marathon runner in sandals.
There's a difference between doing what you like and saying fuck everyone else, and having no fucking taste.

FastChef
FastChef

@SomethingNew
yes, if you ever want to complete office decor

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Request a screenshot and I'll do my best to make it

I want to see how much I can do with the editor and a menu

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@haveahappyday
Bullet thru the head

5mileys
5mileys

@haveahappyday
Karen (Bikini) being done from behind by Agent 14 on top of an Armoured Kuruma balancing on top of the observatory.

Make it so

Snarelure
Snarelure

@haveahappyday
do you just not care about getting banned?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Anyway of not being put into free roam with subhuman slavs?

Almost every lobby is filled with them, the squatting is off the charts.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Carnalpleasure
It's only jokes m'lady.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Nojokur
Pull out ethernet cable from computer. Count to 7. Plug back in. Sweet silence.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Well, are they right?

:^)

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Deadlyinx
No, the banwave is now random and will ban you for random purposes, you can even be a non-scriptshitter and still get banned

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

guy who leaked I&E cars is claiming the beta branches have data for candy sux and tommy vercetti parentage

cum2soon
cum2soon

@CouchChiller
yeah because everyone would like to make a new character and start all the grind from the scratch

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@cum2soon
forgets the $100000 character update feature

Skullbone
Skullbone

http://gtaforums.com/topic/861318-the-lone-wolf-guide-to-the-ceo-cargo-trade/

Is this guide still accurate?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Deadlyinx
No, there's been multiple banwaves for different reasons. They sound like some shitter who just bought this game during a recent sale.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Skullbone
http://gtaforums.com/topic/861318-the-lone-wolf-guide-to-the-ceo-cargo-trade/

yup, cargo missions havent changed much if at all.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@GoogleCat
ah fuck, now it makes sense

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@CouchChiller
going to see the same character 300x over

Supergrass
Supergrass

@CouchChiller
could someone report everything rockstar faggot leaked again

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Supergrass
This pls.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PackManBrainlure
it's a twitch streamer probably.

that sounds like the shit they do.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Supergrass
report
I meant repost.

Techpill
Techpill

@LuckyDusty
naked

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CouchChiller
but there are no breast sliders.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@LuckyDusty
So just like the days of ded gen.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Supergrass
No.
You can look it up yourself.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Lord_Tryzalot
honestly a coke business in the background of your CEO work is pretty decent, personally I've got two that I have going on behind my CEO stuff. The idea is to purchase supplies for your businesses and then switch the CEO and do cars while you wait, but you can save a little money stealing supplies instead of buying them. These missions give you supplies proportional to how many people are in your gang, so it's not exactly a good idea to steal if you're empty and alone, it'll probably take like 3 separate missions to fill it up on your own. When you steal drugs and it's a pickup, it'll be only a tiny amount. If you steal a truck though, it'll be a large amount of supplies, and that's usually what the supply missions are about. Usually you should buy supplies and do cars, because overall it's a better use of your time to steal a car and make up for the loss through cars than to actually do the long-winded resupply missions just so you don't have to pay 75k for a full lot of supplies. I think it costs like 150k, which is 100k off of your profit, which is worse the less effective your business is. If you have a less effective business, it's best to steal at least a couple times. What I usually do is buy supplies for one business, go to another business, and steal while I wait for the purchased supplies. Furthermore I get bored with cars sometimes so running MC businesses is pretty chill and easy-going, especially considering the defense missions are really easy and you can do a host of contract missions from your clubhouse while you wait for business stuff to be done. Good or bad, these are new missions, which is exactly what you're looking for.

I suggest at least having the coke in the background. It's easy to get help for drug sales because they usually pay upwards of 30-40k to your associates

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

TFW your teammates in Vehicular Vendatta constantly crashe into you.

just why?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

that's pretty much all he left before YT appeared

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Stark_Naked
How'd you keep that car clean in the snow? Also what colors lad?

askme
askme

there will never be a GT86 in GTA Online
Kill me now...

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Fuzzy_Logic
Took it to an LSC shortly before the photo was taken.
And the paint is one of the metals, either Brushed Aluminum or Brushed Steel, I forget which.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Fuzzy_Logic
@Lord_Tryzalot
why does the mom car look appeal to you faggots

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Stupidasole
you just wouldn't understand

idontknow
idontknow

@SniperWish

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

Everyone
Everything
"KOS creator"

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is permanently added to the list.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@askme
Futo.

The Toyota Corolla did have notchback variants.

WebTool
WebTool

@Dreamworx
explain

MPmaster
MPmaster

@idontknow
Retarded color kurumas

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Gigastrength
He probably means the new one, aka the BRZ.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Gigastrength
I don't think you know what a GT86 is...

King_Martha
King_Martha

@SniperWish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIWeGcwkg7I

Do we have a Chris Jericho of /gtag/ then?

idontknow
idontknow

kid gets BTFO
"HAHA THIS DOESNT EVEN MATTER DUDE, IM A CS PRO"

Man. I wish I had that type of delusion.

He was a CSS pro

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

long time player returning

best way make mony ? use to be pacific standard

thx

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Need_TLC
Buy yourself a vehicle warehouse. Sell top ranges. Shit nigga.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Need_TLC
car sales, if you have friends.

if not, you can still make decent low-stress money.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Need_TLC
get banned if youre on pc

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@askme
-pat pat-

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

doing cars in pub lobby
pretty peaceful, only get shot at once and didn't amount to anything
an hour goes by and the lobby is empty
figure I'll stick around, since I'm already in a lobby and going through a load screen just to risk getting RDMed in a different one is kind of silly
suddenly getting swarmed with blue sultans
car takes 10k damage before I can pull over to fight back

Epic.
I thought these guys were only for solo/private lobbies? Are they really fucking over anyone unlucky enough to end up alone by accident as well?

askme
askme

@idontknow
destroy some guy in a sniper battle
calls me a hacker
says he's the sniper on his cs:go team

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Booteefool

panto because you're hipster garbage

TreeEater
TreeEater

@DeathDog

how can buy warehouse ?

@Fuzzy_Logic

many friend quit

@cum2soon

hmph

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@WebTool
You'll understand once you've been /ss/ed in the back of one.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Stupidasole
this is rockstar we are talking about.

those blue sultans are scripted and appear always at the same spot. you can predict this and park the car before they deal any damage.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

did literally nothing
You have been banned from Grand Theft Auto Online permanently
All GTA Online suspension and banning decisions are final and may not be appealed.
literally what the fuck

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@idontknow
steals OC to make a joke rather than producing his own

just like those soulless chinks haha

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@lostmypassword
did you use the suspend-process trick to make solo public sessions?

i abuse it a lot and i'm afraid to get banned because of this.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@lostmypassword
lol get raped nerd

cum2soon
cum2soon

@lostmypassword
welcome to the club

@VisualMaster
i did nothing, used same computer ive been using for years and just logged in to see banned even though i just played the same way i have for years

DeathDog
DeathDog

@VisualMaster
Literally what? My wifi shits itself every once in a while and drops me into an empty session.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@VisualMaster
u dumb cuck, thats literally just ur computer lagging

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Booteefool
I just wasn't expecting them, checked the map when I left the warehouse and had my eyes on traffic when suddenly *dinkdinkdink* and my delivery is scrap before I had time to blink.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@lostmypassword
@cum2soon

At least one menu right now lets you flag other players as cheaters

You probably pissed someone off

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@lostmypassword
All GTA Online suspension and banning decisions are final and may not be appealed.
Holy shit what? That is actual retardation.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Driving around on my bike.
NPC pulls into an intersection and then parks his car.
Going too fast to stop.
Ram into him and fly off my bike.
I hear him yell something.
>"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW"
He drives off before I can stand up and shoot him.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@VisualMaster
Why do all this gay shit instead of just unplugging your ethernet for 7 seconds?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@RumChicken
NPC pulls into the incoming lane for no reason
slam into him face-to-face
dies so I have to manuever around his stupid ass in this tight street

Bidwell
Bidwell

@MPmaster

That's included under "Everything"

FastChef
FastChef

@RumChicken
@Lord_Tryzalot
not dumping a 100-round drug into their skull only to stop after being shot to death by LSPD

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BinaryMan

dumb bullshit that nobody cares about
calling it "OC'

I take shits that are higher quality OC than that dumb fucking list.

Flameblow
Flameblow

is the Jester supposed to be a NSX?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@lostmypassword
OH COME THE FUCK ON
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST TELL ME YOU'RE FUCKING LYING THIS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY

@TalkBomber
yes, its true
4 phone calls
10 tickets
all copy/pasted >LOL WE CAN'T DO SHIT UR FUCKED XD

JunkTop
JunkTop

@cum2soon

At this point even GTANetwork has a more advanced peer-to-peer system than the official online

This has existed since at least 2015, enjoy your ban

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Methshot
69corinthehouse for PC_gtatg please, keep getting rejected. If I'm blacklisted at least tell me why. I dindu nuffin wrong

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Flameblow

No it's supposed to be a Fiero with a bodykit.

takes2long
takes2long

@Fried_Sushi
Sorry, you're on the blacklist

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@New_Cliche
but where's your OC

your list is a cheap imitation intended only to humor others who couldn't stay off the list, gets about 2-3 (You)s because everyone knows it's a fake

the actual list gets at least 5 (You)s on average, some actually contributing to the list in a big way

MPmaster
MPmaster

@SniperGod
@Gigastrength
amerilards
Oh, that explains it. You know it as the BRZ or FRS.

@BunnyJinx
only through mods
Why can't this be real?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fried_Sushi
Why have you not requested through the socialclub website?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Fried_Sushi
blacklisted cuck, eat my nut

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Spazyfool
I just did, 69coryinthehouse is my ingame name on gta 5, I thought that was the name to use.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Fried_Sushi
Crew killed gtag along with your irl non gtag friend, don't think I don't fucking remember. Anyway don't bother replying to this I'm going back to work, stay mad.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

have you seen some guy in the crew called mr_none or something he's always farming crates and cars by himself on a solo session what a loser hahahaha

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Soft_member
If you want a nice balance that's still super-high end, get a Tempesta. It's a dream to drive.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@CodeBuns

taking some autistic list this seriously
ever
for a video game

This is sad.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Fried_Sushi
That's cause you're banned you fucking retard

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@BlogWobbles
mfw

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Fuzzy_Logic
sounds like qt

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lord_Tryzalot
there are better ways to criticize the list, though

if you just post some crummy parody i'll just continue posting my list, i can be the user people reply to and you can be the sideshow. we can do this forever, you and me

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Fuzzy_Logic
You shouldn't call people out like that. Maybe he does them in solo because he wants to remain enon-ymous

Illusionz
Illusionz

So I know adding a spoiler to a car increases its traction, but does the type of spoiler matter? Or are all spoilers equal across the board, and the only difference is visual?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Dreamworx
Oh turns out you are a banned crew killer so I guess instead of requesting through the website you might have better luck fucking off.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Fuzzy_Logic
we should help him out, don't you think? tell a modder this mr_none guy really needs money and then send him over to solve all his problems?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Illusionz
why would you give a fuck about something that affects less than 1 second of lap time. You're gonna be crashing into shit anyway, put whatever you want on it.

Techpill
Techpill

@Fuzzy_Logic
he's just trying to make money/rp so he can freeroam grief later with all the guns. nothing wrong with that

iluvmen
iluvmen

tfw playing sp with snow

Feels good man.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Illusionz
All the spoilers add the same amount of traction.
@SniperWish
Lmao at your trolls tbfwyf

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I hate you all

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@King_Martha

I'm not even posting that list, all the lists are fucking dumb.

Evilember
Evilember

Go to vinewood holls
Steal a car
Go to pay and spray
Sell car
Get back to personal vehicle
Do a couple stunt races
Repeat

So how long until I'm good enough for heists?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Fried_Sushi
can you honestly prove that most of this list doesn't denote players worthy of a bullet to the face?

eGremlin
eGremlin

when you get a modder banned AFTER HE GIVES YOU MONEY and the session rages at you

when an edgy modder crashes your game after you insult him

lol

massdebater
massdebater

@Evilember
You'll probably get kicked from other peoples heists if you're under level 50. Get the 200k Del Pero appartment and start them yourself if you're over level 12. You can surely find 3 other gtag to help you

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Evilember
Whatever level unlocks the sniper rifle's suppressor is all you need.
And even then you don't need that because marksman rifle and its suppressor are available from level 1.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@StrangeWizard

I would still prefer the other list in that case, everyone and everything needs to die in my book.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Harmless_Venom
different strokes, user
don't pretend the list includes literally everything though

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Evilember
Also when you do the heists for yourself do them all in order. If you do all setups/heist in order you get an extra $1m at the end. You get an extra 100k after doing each heist for the first time so PacStan pays at least $1.5m the first time you do it.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Lunatick
1 foot in the air
Armor and full health

do rockstar intentionally increase how much damage you recieve from everything in missions? i swear

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@SomethingNew

It should, you autistic troglodyte.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Are people still trying to solve the Mt Chiliad thing?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@BunnyJinx
It was already solved.
At least one end.
It ends with bigfoot vs. beast.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@TurtleCat
I mean this

The giant mystery at the top of the mountain that has taunted us since day 1

viagrandad
viagrandad

What's the closest I can get to a Cadillac?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Methshot

Sent a request for GTAG PC, SC: ebolasandwich

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@viagrandad
http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Albany

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Playboyize
gotcha

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Who's your favorite stranger/freak? Mine's the two creepy elderly celeb stalkers

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

PC IGN Limerance/Itsukarine probably the former.

Been kicked twice for inac, third time is the charm since I feel more inclined to play now.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@eGremlin
Playing in public sessions.
Calling hackers "modders".

takes2long
takes2long

@BinaryMan
that's just your opinion, user

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methshot
requested invite for gtag pc
sc: geneward

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@kizzmybutt
How do I get enough cash to buy anything I want

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TurtleCat
kill god

Methnerd
Methnerd

@TurtleCat
you play gtao a lot

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Flameblow
Bmw i8

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

How much money do i receive if i help a ceo to sell cars??

5mileys
5mileys

Baby Boy

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Burnblaze
you can get the wedge for that?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@CodeBuns
5k

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Fuzzy_Logic
There's a glitch that lets you spawn Special Vehicles inside contact missions.

massdebater
massdebater

@haveahappyday
what is it, user?

also, has anyone tried going back to their vehicle warehouse during a mission?

FastChef
FastChef

God I'm getting so tired of this game. It's so hard to make money grinding ceo is just soul draining and tedious. Why can't they just use their brains and make fun ways to make money? Bank heists, train robberies, truck robberies, tugboat related stuff. I don't mean free roam events, I mean just planning to go rob a train, truck, or bank, whenever you want. Of course there's a cool down, but not setups, just get a van, burst in, and rob the fuck outta em. It's also bullshit that you only get one million in the last heist. I'd say 1 million is good for the just run in and rob them plan though.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@CodeBuns
You get a constant payment of 5K that goes up 500 every sale unless the host does a special car collection sale, then you get paid 25K, 37.5K and 62K

farquit
farquit

As a matter of interest what determines the wage bonus when hired as an associate?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@massdebater
Do not have any active personal vehicle; returning your active to its garage will also work just don't have a PV on the map
Spawn Special Vehicle of choice
Destroy it by any means
Enter and complete a race, any race will work just be sure to use your own vehicle instead of a rental
Return to freeroam and use the interactions menu, select "Request Personal Vehicle"
The game will cough up the Special Vehicle you destroyed earlier

It works across sessions and through mission lobbies and every SV I used has been fully functional.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@FastChef

just buy shark cards goy

takes2long
takes2long

scriptfags have figured out how to make awarded money appear in game files and on accounts as purchased shark cards

Prepare your butts, this is gonna be a big one

hairygrape
hairygrape

@takes2long
Oh boy another 3 threads of "oh fuck I got banned"
Month tops before bans, cheating in cash isn't safe anymore.
This shit should be obvious

askme
askme

which menus let you give weapons to other players

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@askme
why don't you just drop them for players?
if they don't have the level required to retain the weapons or if the weapon isn't available in GTAO it'll disappear the next time they play

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Lord_Tryzalot
Is that Matsuko Deluxe?!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Any mods that remove weapons permanently?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Have any leaks come out since Import update or are we all still wary of youtubers circling the general? I've been out of the loop since the game bored me into a coma for about a month.

FastChef
FastChef

@StrangeWizard
Yeah, a gun locker in your office for $500,000

Supergrass
Supergrass

how do you get rid of cars permanently? I have a bunch I either don't want or are destroyed that won't go away

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@FastChef
fuck it, worth it

eGremlin
eGremlin

Do you guys think GTA6 online will suck as hard as GTAV?

girlDog
girlDog

@eGremlin
Probably even more

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Supergrass
Yeah, a car locker in your office for $1,150,000

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@SniperWish
fuck it, worth it

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Supergrass
Sell them.

If you can't sell them, which shouldn't happen but we're going to pretend it can, fill up the garage they're in with street cars, then drive another street car in and choose to remove the offending car.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TalkBomber
which shouldn't happen
There's a few cars that it can happen to.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@StrangeWizard
Tell me now before I cut you

TechHater
TechHater

@Methnerd
It happened to my Futo and Rusty Rebel.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Supergrass
If you can't sell them, put them in a full garage, and overwrite them with a car you picked up from the street

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Bidwell

@Illusionz

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@RumChicken
yeah, the physics are meh but maxed out (with like one or two unnoticeable settings turned down or off) at 4k it looks pretty decent tbqh

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Carnalpleasure
takes like 20 or so, the non-gun one

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

How does the Verlierer hold up?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Deadlyinx
fuck you pal

Emberfire
Emberfire

PRAISED BE LAMAR

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@kizzmybutt
I like it and I've won races with it before but I don't know how good it really is compared to other cars

viagrandad
viagrandad

@StonedTime
I fucking hate this.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TurtleCat
ask r* nicely via handwritten letter

Booteefool
Booteefool

@AwesomeTucker
Gotta add spoilers on a harrier jet. Without that extra traction, you'll just slide along the air.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Emberfire
Don't forget a seal with your own special wax.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

the only girl isn't in the Discord
nobody plays

girl stops playing
everybody leaves

fuck this crew

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Burnblaze
okay

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@RumChicken
tfw I hoped I was completely wrong but no user has provided the actual story
tfw I must've been right this whole time

WebTool
WebTool

@Carnalpleasure
Name IG?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@WebTool
-Vanilla_Rice-

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Is it worth trying GTA: O now?

I played for a couple of days on pc release but the server issues put me off it for years and then I ended up too busy to play at all. Just wondering if coming back now would be viable. Would making money and getting levels be boring and extremely long or is it doable in a few weeks?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

sometimes cops are these crazy psychic aimbot terminators
sometimes
https://youtu.be/sq3J3Nw9fhY

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Lord_Tryzalot
It's okay I guess

iluvmen
iluvmen

@FastChef
Your personal vehicle has been impounded!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Boy_vs_Girl
He was one of the equal opportunity hires, being blind and deaf shouldn't hold somebody back from being a cop.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@PurpleCharger
loading a script is hacking
injecting a dll is hacking

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Boy_vs_Girl
@Deadlyinx
Nah, he was just going like
fuck this shit, my shift is over

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Lord_Tryzalot
lobbys still all leave (you disconnect) if your shit isnt set up right

however online has a bit more to do than it used to making it more fun to play

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Lord_Tryzalot
get it on consoles if you're interested in GTAO, a lot of people are getting banned on the PC for (((some reason)))

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Methnerd
anyone who has the paci stan karuma garage house does since it is a medium

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Burnblaze
Take care, brush your hair.

askme
askme

Fuck you gtag, I'm free of this shithole, just got banned

Methshot
Methshot

Whoever designed the bumpers and accessories for the comet retro need to be fired. This is some hot garbage.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@askme
okay

eGremlin
eGremlin

@StonedTime
Name IG?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@GoogleCat
You want a smack?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@BunnyJinx
Yes please

SniperGod
SniperGod

delivering cargo to my warehouse in a lobby with like 10 other people including a roving organization with about 4 active dudes all clustered together
they go right by me
and ignore me as I make 3 trips 1 block away from them for the shitty "kill the robbers" variant

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@eGremlin
when an edgy modder crashes your game after you insult him
funny
I was telling him to use his mods to make his avatar less of an uggo (before the update to pay 100k to get plastic surgery)

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Stupidasole
gargoyle's liftoff is more predictable and you can do stunts :)

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Evil_kitten
Blogging about shit that happened weeks ago.
Calling hackers "modders".

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

can't nigger size the rims

W H Y

H

Y

askme
askme

@lostmypassword
having 100% full-blown super autism

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@lostmypassword
calling menu kiddies hackers

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Dreamworx
Calling them modders.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TalkBomber
Calling them hackers.

farquit
farquit

@AwesomeTucker
If they release all of this at once, they'll have nothing to release next month, idiot.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

hackers are the good guys who do IT security shit and crackers are the bad guys who fuck your shit up
everyone still calls crackers hackers

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Ignoramus
All crackers are hackers, but not all hackers are crackers.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@ZeroReborn
Calling them modders.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@ZeroReborn
yeah, but it still bugs me

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Ignoramus
At this point it's safe to assume that you are literally retarded.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BinaryMan
Calls hackers modders.
Calls people that are right retarded.
So which region of opposite land do you hail from friend?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Fuzzy_Logic
Florida

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

tfw still don't have enough money for ceo office

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Where do you guys get info about (((((rare)))) spawns/cars?

massdebater
massdebater

@ZeroReborn
So whats the difference between hackers and modders

RumChicken
RumChicken

@lostmypassword
It's a Florida Man.
Oh that explains a lot. You're not retarded, you're just high on bath salts and raping an alligator.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Nude_Bikergirl
tfw had to disconnect my ethernet like 6 times today just to get a solo lobby that sticks

Evilember
Evilember

@massdebater
There isn't one.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@massdebater
Not him but just off the top of my head here I go,
Hackers
typically does direct network based attacks, such as DDoS or gaining unauthorized access to the game servers to manipulate the host's files/records
they "hack" into things

Modders
attacks by manipulating data on their client
modify client files to change the game (such as changing flags in Mount and Blade or using a custom map in killing floor)
can modify files to interact with a game server, such as giving yourself gorillions of cash by triggering events run on the client with a script to send cash update data to the server.
Neither term is mutually exclusive

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@RumChicken
but I thought this was opposite land...

so I'm NOT doing those things

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@BinaryMan
Florida is essentially our Australia. It's just swamp magic instead of barren wasteland magic and there are not quite as many things that want to kill you.

RumChicken
RumChicken

How do I get into an empty lobby?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Carnalpleasure
What rare cars? You can buy pretty much all of them

FastChef
FastChef

@Deadlyinx
not quite as many things that want to kill you
ehhh, just replace spiders and drop bears with mosquitoes and minorities(or cops if you are a minority).... and terrorists

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Who /poorfag/ here

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Sharpcharm
this pic looks kinda depressing

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@FastChef
minorities
Aren't our minorities in America tame compared to the petrol sniffing Abo hordes?

Also from my quick google search Florida has better gun laws than Australia, so you can defend yourself better. Doesn't Zim Zam still live there protecting the state from thugs and terrorists?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Raving_Cute
Dubsta2, stuff like that

Booteefool
Booteefool

Other than the carbonizzare what's the next car that feels more Ferrari like? I've driven someone else's Osiris and it didn't feel like it.

Methshot
Methshot

@Sharpcharm
good

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Booteefool
Bestia

farquit
farquit

@Sharpcharm
what are your settings?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@kizzmybutt
Zim Zam can only do so much
especially when the bath salts hit

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@farquit
Maximum but with DoF, FXAA, etc blur crap turned off because it's ugly.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Burnblaze
I guess that's true. Stay safe out there, don't let the literal lizard people drag you into the swamp.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Sharpcharm
tfw I've made maybe 300k total
tfw I blew it all on shitty cars, shitty weapons, and stylin clothes

takes2long
takes2long

@Burnblaze
tfw I just made 500k in a single car sale

5mileys
5mileys

@takes2long
But are you having fun?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@kizzmybutt
Florida has really bad drug addicts that typically do things ranging from masturbating in public to trying to eat people.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Sharpcharm

More than anything even if it's an additional daily business fee. I want rockstar to let me be able to clean my fucking office.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BinaryMan

I think it's a little ugly but i'll give it a try.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Harmless_Venom
NPC's have multipliers for their health, damage and fire rate that does vary for missions, but here's some rules of thumb
police shotguns and pistols do 3x damage
there is a random NOOSE with perfect accuracy and 5x damage, he will cut you the fuck in half with a single MP5 burst
generic mafiosos have 3x health most of the time, and 2x damage and 2x rate of fire for Martin's contact missions, turning basic MP5's and AK's into supremely deadly bullet hoses
Vagos on the Airfield heist setup have 2x health so it's harder to dunk it with heavy snipers from the end of the runway
Securoserv nooks are literal terminators capable of shrugging off headshots
Being J* it's probably some kind of deliberate measure rather than giving them better guns because players could take them and use them!!!1!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

What is the best AR?
What is the best pistol?
What is the best supercar?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Snarelure
Quit playing on hard.
They only get that stupid on hard.
1.5x the cash isn't worth it unless it's pacstand

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@GoogleCat
Carbine Rifle
Heavy Revolver
Pfister 811

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@GoogleCat

Special Carbine
Heavy Revolver
Tyrus or if poor T20 if REALLY poor Vacca/

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@GoogleCat
Objectively:
Advanced Rifle
AP Pistol
RE-7B

Based on preference:
Bullpup Rifle
Heavy Revolver
Tempesta

Nojokur
Nojokur

@5mileys
having fun

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Snarelure
Being J* it's probably some kind of deliberate measure rather than giving them better guns because players could take them and use them!!!1!

but this is false. the newest NPCs (I/E missions) use special carbine sometimes and even the heavy revolver

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@GoogleCat
Special Carbine
AP Pistol
Sultan RS

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Snarelure

Didn't the vagos have miniguns at airports? Makes me wonder why they still bother having gang attacks at all.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Nojokur
not having fun

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@ZeroReborn
Noted. I'll have to investigate the lower difficulties.

@Sir_Gallonhead
but that's false
gives example from literally latest update
That doesn't really invalidate what has been historically done, and I note that the Special Carbine and Heavy Revolver are DLC weapons available at Level 1.

Flameblow
Flameblow

asshole uses a menu during a race to go 9 times the speed of everyone else and blow up the lobby

Is there any game mode these faggots dont ruin?

WebTool
WebTool

@Flameblow
It's alright. They'll come back to the thread and spam their DINDUS and FUGGN J*

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Flameblow
be in the top 3 of a race
some nigger is just teleporting all around the track barely staying in first place
stunt races are still worth it just for the moment you BTFO some guy on a stock shotaru or hakuchou with a custom Akuma. Even better when they fuck up and can't seem to regain the lead.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Dreamworx
also most professional NPCs use the carbine/advanced rifle which can be just as lethal in the hands of a player

viagrandad
viagrandad

who here /LegitCuckedByRockstar/?
I've had my level brought down for no reason when I dindu nuffin. R* seems to ignore my support ticket for it so I've just been grinding it back up, can't wait for them to do it again.

Inmate
Inmate

Who here /goodgoywhodindunuffin/?

Got 200k a couple of days ago, i've done multiple glitches in the past, and never got caught;if you don't count adderbonds as having been caught

Also never bought a shark card :^)

Bidwell
Bidwell

@VisualMaster
I've thought the same thing with the way they vomit bullets, but it's just an AK with a rate of fire boost. Carbine rifles are exceptionally rare but I have seen them, but I get the feeling they're only in contact missions unlocked at a level where you can buy a carbine anyway. Plus you can swipe those off NOOSE and Merryweather, but this is R* logic we're dealing with.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Bidwell
Them firing high amounts of bullets in impossible time is caused by latency and the difficulty.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Put in request for gtag PC

SC: CaptinKornflake

I'm aware captain is spelled with 2 a's

Techpill
Techpill

I currently have an apartment with a 10 slot garage, another 10 slot garage and an office. Are there any downsides to just fully upgrading my office, moving all my cars there and living there?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Noob question.

In story mode, should you just avoid putting money into cars other than your characters signature?

The car is just gone forever if you lose it at some point?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Ignoramus
Car upgrades are dirtcheap in singleplayer and if you lose a vehicle nine out of ten times they go to the police lockup across the bridge from Lester's factory and the LSC.

Inmate
Inmate

@TurtleCat
Ok thanks, I'm still poor but I'll keep that in mind.

idontknow
idontknow

@Bidwell
I get the feeling they're only in contact missions unlocked at a level where you can buy a carbine
I had a gas station clerk pull a normal carbine on me as I turned to leave after robbing it when I was around rank 15 or so.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Inmate
Remember the area around the chrome horse near the fancy barber shop has a relatively good chance of spawning an adder parked to the side.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Is it sensible to sell your full warehouse of goods all at once while solo, or is it physically impossible to get done in time since it says there are multiple vehicles?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Inmate
But, yeah, you should probably just stick to the character's signature.

But, you shouldn't upgrade Michael's Tailgater until after "Reuniting the Family" because spoilers
Jimmy drugs you, steals your car,and fucks off to God knows where.

likme
likme

@Bidwell
Well.
He does return it later.
Also don't post pictures of that area if you don't wanna spoil him.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@likme
What? It's a picture of Dead Rising 4's ORIGINAL RETURNING PROTAGONIST, FRANK WEST

God, why? That game isn't even dead rising any more.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

This is a pretty cool car

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@AwesomeTucker
There's a cooldown timer for export so the rhythm is usually import two export one. The export being a high end vehicle so you keep getting import missions for those and keep lows and mids in your garage. When you get a full group of randos or friends you can sell off mid levels.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Post playlists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDFLO-p6NqI

Mine while driving my Elegy.

idontknow
idontknow

@Harmless_Venom
Talking about crates.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Ignoramus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAX3lUr2xpM
Mine while driving my GTB

WebTool
WebTool

doing heist with level 290
he's the pilot
ground team executes their part with no errors, quickly as possible
end of heist, only thing left is to hop in the heli and fly away
level 290 flies the shit sideways and saws me down with the blades, killing me and failing the whole thing
"COME ON, FUCKING SERIOUSLY? LOW LEVEL NOOBS!!" he screams, blaming me

i love doing heists with randoms

StonedTime
StonedTime

what is the comfiest car?

idontknow
idontknow

@StonedTime
Elegy.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@StonedTime

Whatever Toast is driving until shorty1k blows it up

Skullbone
Skullbone

@AwesomeTucker
@idontknow
I think it might be possible if you're very quick about it.
Assuming it's vans anyway.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@StonedTime
Sultan regular

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

steal a Glendale off the street from an NPC to finish a delivery
this after I deliver

wat

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

delivering ETR1
notice somebody is following me
throw a proxy mine
it lands on my car and kills me
YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Anyone up for all the 4man heists? 40/20x3, randoms are giving me a tumor.

Spamalot
Spamalot

What's the best way to level strength?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Spamalot
punch a lotta shit

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Spamalot
Go in a mission so you don't attract the police
Drive to the beach
Punch a load of civilians

Or you could have some fun with golf.

RavySnake
RavySnake

doing cuban 800 cargo delivery
get 12 deliveries done
all of the remaining 8 don't work at all with either of the cubans, I press the button and the bomb bay opens, but nothing comes out
fail and make $0

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Flameblow
Is it possible to do solo missions so I don't have pissed off randos yelling at me to stop punching shit and do the mission?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@RavySnake
should have just disconnect and you would lost max 3 crates, but yes, cuban delivery shit's itself all the time

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Emberburn
Hasn't this crap been in the game for like 8 months? How can a multi-billion company like Rockstar allow this shit to be so broken for so long?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Booteefool
Why should they give a fuck? They already have your money?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Booteefool
multi-billion company
try to look up net worth of R*
google pops up with 80 Million
about to BTFO your claim
notice that's the net worth of the CEO
first page of google is nothing but "top X richest people" shit
What the fuck man, I just want to know how much R* is jewing from us

Lunatick
Lunatick

@kizzmybutt
They made a billion in 3 days. Just on initial GTA V release.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Lunatick
well shit alright. Any idea what the company itself is currently worth though?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@RavySnake
@Booteefool
They dont fix this stuff on purpose. Youre supposed to get frustrated and buy a shark cards. In any case, dont do large sales over a few hundred thousand. The benefits of selling 111 is tiny and not worth the risk at all. The crates increase in value quickly and then just kind of stop valuing at about 40 crates or so.

Also, import export straight up pays more right now with the bonus 25%. 50k a mission vs 40k max for crates.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Need_TLC
5 different studios made GTA. Im pretty sure an entire studio of about 100 people made the map, and thats all they did.

Its worth noting, it doesnt matter how rich they are, 2k is there publisher and owner- and they have their own problems.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@eGremlin
I'm only doing crates out of my shitty small warehouse because that's all I could afford and I was absolutely fed up with doing stunt races in stock vehicles and heists with randoms. I'm sure in about a week or two everything will be okay and I'll have all the shit I want.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@kizzmybutt
It doesnt really matter how much money they have.

They have a lot, they could afford to do whatever you want them to do.

Competition is what drives development, and right now there only competition is very terrible physics watchdogs, budget game sleeping dogs, B-team crap Just cause 3, and series is canceled for crappy squad shooter Saints Row franchise. Like it or not, GTA is the best open world game out right now by a mile and rockstar is very aware of this.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StonedTime
Hol up, they canceled the Saints Row franchise?

5mileys
5mileys

@whereismyname
To be fair how could they top Saints Row IV?
If your gimmick is that it's more over to top everytime then you'll eventually hit the ceiling

TechHater
TechHater

@5mileys
I've never played Saints Row, I just didn't expect it to end

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TechHater
@whereismyname
The series might come back eventually who knows. They just are doing something else now. It looks truly terrible in my opinion but whatever.

StonedTime
StonedTime

I don't have 3 minutes, I have a wife

Soft_member
Soft_member

@CodeBuns
@TechHater
@5mileys
They should've kept it more down to earth. SR series is where you could actually customize your gang, go into full on turf wars with them so it'd be about the gang while GTA is about the individual.

@StonedTime
mortgage
having to deal with kids because of muh culturez
Lmao. Must be shit living in the US.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@StonedTime
Gonna need some context, bud.

likme
likme

@Emberburn
https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaglitches/comments/5n6y1y/glitch_ps4_bypass_export_cool_down/dc9dg63/

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

How do you make your cars faster? Engine upgrades? Some guy had a T20 that left mine in the dust.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@likme
that pic
OMG THAT¨S WHY WE NEED MODS TO HAVE FUN (read: cheats) CAUSE KIKESTAR IS JUST GREEDY NO FUN ALLOWED FUCKS, EVERYONE IS HAVING FUN ON THAT PIC, MODDED LOBBYS (read: a session with a cheater going all out) ARE THE ONLY FUN IN THIS GAME!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BlogWobbles
Break upgrades and window tints

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

get bored of sourcing vehicles, decide to RDM when some guy starts on me
ends up with three people in the same organization ganging up on me
This is clearly a sign from the patron God of Rockstar, Moloch, to continue on with the mindless grind.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@BlogWobbles
Engine upgrades
Obviously. Most performance upgrades. Saying "most", because in some cases, lowering your suspension makes the car worse.

Aside from that, there are certain physics bugs that can be exploited, such as driving over curbs.

And then there are trainers that allow you to increase your speed enough to drive faster than everyone else, but still not as fast to make it obvious.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@hairygrape
Pier pressure worked for me. No cops, lots of punchable people near the beach.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Just driving around, chilling listening to some music and waiting for a tasty looking invite.
Look at the minimap.
Notice there's a insurgent blip following me.

Evilember
Evilember

@MPmaster
Dark roll

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

fastest way to level stealth?

Methshot
Methshot

@New_Cliche
Slasher adversary mode. Walking around shanking civilians.

Techpill
Techpill

@New_Cliche
Go into your apartment and rubberband your analog stick while in stealth mode. 40 minutes later you should have max stealth.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Methshot
adversary mode
Get out of here Martin.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@New_Cliche
1. Get a controller
2. Go to invite-only session
3. Drive to a secluded location like the radio station behind the Vinewood sign or the Military Practice Ground forest behind Beeker's Garage by Paleto Bay
4. Go into Stealth Mode and rubber-band the controller in a way that your character moves in circles
5. Come back in an hour

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Techpill
Couldn't I weigh down the W key to do the same?

FastChef
FastChef

@Lord_Tryzalot
That works too, but you'll need a loooong straight way so you don't bump into a wall and stop, controller is more guaranteed.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Lord_Tryzalot
As a diehard keyboard user it is surprising difficult to find something thin enough to only cover one key yet heavy enough to hold one down.

massdebater
massdebater

@Lord_Tryzalot
playing on KB+M
Though you would have to have like WA or AS both held down so you do a continuous circle. You also want a rather spacious area to avoid bumping into something and stop moving.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@massdebater
Namefag console peasant.
Filtered.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@w8t4u
a 6 sided die, a ruler, an object a little bit taller than your keyboard, and something to balance on the ruler for weight works quite nicely

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TalkBomber
It was a joke, obviously KB+M is superior for shooting though if you get offended so easily online then maybe you shouldn't be on the internet.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@w8t4u
When I was younger I would use a hairbrush and stand it up against the monitor while using it to hold a key. I'm sure there's better ways though

MPmaster
MPmaster

Do different wheels affect bike performance or is that only on cars?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@MPmaster
Just cars, and even then, it only works on just a handful of cars.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Lord_Tryzalot
Jam toothpicks or matches or something similar in your W and A or D keys.

You gotta move in circles, holding just W makes you hit a wall eventually, and stop moving.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@idontknow
I've had them pull a combat MG on me

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Anyone game for a comfy GTAG-only session tonight? We had a good one running last Friday night, but it was bland af the rest of the weekend.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@kizzmybutt
I'm down, would love it as long as I can get associates to sell car collections and no one blows us up

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Fried_Sushi
Awesome, yeah usually we just run import missions then everyone helps out on exports when someone's off cooldown.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

As a 60lvl what can i do against cocky russian lvl200 bullies steamrolling me with minigun & heavy sniper?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Sir_Gallonhead
Just avoid them. You have less health and less of an arsenal to deal with them. Just don't give them the satisfaction of spamming in chat. If they're unavoidable, just leave the session.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@iluvmen
You could have been talking about gtag.

Inmate
Inmate

seeing somebody pull out a minigun in the middle of a sniper fight, killing me, and then killing themselves to preserve their k/d
I think I developed terminal cancer right fucking there on the spot.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Inmate
Caring about k/d
In gta

Do people do this?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Inmate
Sounds like something Kaz would do to preserve that 8 KD of his.

Snarelure
Snarelure

love the way the 811 looks
love the sound
amazing top speed
solid acceleration
absolutely terrible handling
WHY?

TechHater
TechHater

@Sir_Gallonhead
git gud

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

we will never be able to buy a cop car

We can't even really get the Stanier to look like one

5mileys
5mileys

Tyeosur requesting GTAG invite.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Sir_Gallonhead
2017
Not having 142857184 K/D ratio

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@lostmypassword
crew rank 1
hheheheheheheh

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Sir_Gallonhead
Being bad
In anything
Do people do this?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Inmate
Sniper fights are cancer anyway, but that's what every fight becomes with the shitty way the respawn system works.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@lostmypassword
What's the deal with the IGN crew anyway?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Sharpcharm
It's pretty much the "default" crew. A lot of people joined because it was made by IGN and then the second wave joined because there were a lot of people and assumed that they would get a lot of people to help them out and then more people joined during heists because they also thought they would get people to help during heists and things just continued to snowball until people just join because it's kind of the crew to join if you don't have an actual crew.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I feel like we've traveled back in time to 2015.

WebTool
WebTool

@Raving_Cute
@viagrandad
@LuckyDusty
simple sight

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Techpill
You cannot start heists from an office; Only a high end apartment.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Techpill
You need at least one high end apartment to host heists

Evilember
Evilember

@Techpill
no, nothing except two empty garages because you can't sell properties yet. just downgrade them to something in paleto bay/sandy shores

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Burnblaze
NPCs don't drive Glendales.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Flameblow
Dinka = HOnda/Acura
The new NSX is branded as an Acura, not Honda. So yes, it's a 2014+ Acura NSX

eGremlin
eGremlin

@WebTool
Fuck off furfag.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Putting my name in for PC GTAG.

SC: Turb0Lood

SniperWish
SniperWish

@eGremlin
not even a furfag

i just liked the movie

Flameblow
Flameblow

@kizzmybutt
They do in that area. It's fairly common to find glendales, pigalles, rhapsodys, dukes and pantos around there. Can find vindicators,and stallions too, but I've only seen those around the del perro pier and up in paleto bay too.

They're somewhat rare, but once they spawn you can find a lot of them. Sometimes when you enter, you get kicked out with a message saying you don't have access to this vehicle.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@SniperWish
Then you're a furfag. Don't you have khajiit porn mods to install in skyrim or someshit?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Flameblow
correction: NPCs don't normally drive Glendales in GTAO.

see, what they did was patch the enhanced edition so the could drive slightly newer vehicles (any sedans/motorcycles released before enhanced edition) but not fully allow you to keep/customize those vehicles because of inflated prices

i miss sentinel corp tbqhwy

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Bidwell
see
@Methshot

likme
likme

@Raving_Cute
@LuckyDusty
is the joke that your aim here doesn't matter because the players are literally invincible?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Stark_Naked
jerking it to animals is the same thing as enjoying a film.
wew lad

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BunnyJinx
denial
Get past the first stage already.

Lunatick
Lunatick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M0tXec4N98

Methnerd
Methnerd

@BunnyJinx
That's pretty horrifying, desu.

Emberburn
Emberburn

sc: spyride
PC GTAG

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@PackManBrainlure
even better when you set a new world record lap in a race against others

askme
askme

@Nude_Bikergirl
for some reason, no matter what color option I choose, it's matte.
The only difference is how matte it is. Matte matte is very matte. Metallic matte was slightly shining.
chrome matte was an icy-white

Methnerd
Methnerd

@BunnyJinx
You're not furfag just because you enjoyed the film.

You're a furfag because you obviously just want to fuck that bunny and you should probably just kill yourself now before your weird fetish starts to take over your life

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Nude_Bikergirl
shame about that acceleration tho

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@cum2soon
suspension lifting/lowering
performance upgrade
lularooney

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Emberburn
Gotcha.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Snarelure
It doesnt have amazing top speed and solid acceleration. It has the BEST top speed and the BEST acceleration by a huge margin. In a drag race it makes the zentorno look like a minivan off the line- its not a slight difference. The 811 is a fucking freak of a supercar. If it had good handling, it would break the super class so hard that no one would bother driving anything else.

idontknow
idontknow

@BunnyJinx
So you admit you here it to animals?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Raving_Cute
You sure that happened, buddy?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@askme
tf are you on about user? if that screenshot is the same car you're talking about then it's obviously not matte whatsoever

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@RumChicken
check the leaderboards for lap times
other people are 10 second lappers or using faggios to achieve less than a minute laps

takes2long
takes2long

@5mileys
Sorry didn't specify. PC GTAG.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@BunnyJinx
sauce on that breast beast pls

Playboyize
Playboyize

@RavySnake
kys

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@CodeBuns
go check it out user, lowering your suspension affects handling in a big way. probably has something to do with where the vehicle's weight is centered

whereismyname
whereismyname

@kizzmybutt
I would be but I need to be accepted to GTAG.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@kizzmybutt
I'll be there

farquit
farquit

@MPmaster
I have the same car, no matter what option I choose, it is matte.
Was it hard to read? I thought it was pretty simply written.
@CouchChiller
Of course it does, but calling it a performance upgrade however, that's bold.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TurtleCat
Is this legit? The acceleration and speed seem about on par with the RE and X80 for the couple I've sourced.

idontknow
idontknow

@Spazyfool
seems like he's exaggerating user
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjT0Cr3Gxa4

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@BinaryMan

Yesterday at work
Hanging outside with one of my creepier coworkers
See a scooter
He points at it and goes "Hey, ya know what they call those in GTA?"
"Uh..a Faggio..<groan>"
Laughs like a fucking maniacal retard for literally two minutes

I'm so fucking glad he plays on XB1.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Spazyfool
The RE-7b has some of the worst engine power/acceleration in the supercar class, and it also has a terribly meh top speed. Its a track car, it corners well and thats it, really. That combined with its very light weight and rear wheel spin is why you never see those things in freeroam.

The x80 proto is the only supercar that beats the 811 off the line, but the 811 will pull ahead after a hundred yards or so and will win your typical airport drag- the 811 beats everything to be clear.

Of course, if its acceleration you want, desert raid and rocket voltic.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

What's your favorite chopper /gtag/? Obviously I just mean looks, because if I want speed I jump on the tronbike.

I'm wondering if there's anything that's more CHOPPER than the zombie.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@idontknow
this video is straight up incorrect. he states the x80 has a higher top speed, which is just not correct. Broughy has already tested them to be 125/129

Never trust youtube videos.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Raving_Cute
Skeleton bike. Obviously.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

tfw not sure if I should buy the 811 or Tempesta

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Stupidasole
Tempesta 100%.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Stupidasole
Get both, you're not poor or something, are you?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@BunnyJinx
but broughy is on youtube!
who do i trust?!

WebTool
WebTool

@Stupidasole
Tempesta is a fantastic all rounder, especially great if you spend most time in Los Santos compared to the rest of the map
811 is only for speed, which is great if you constantly drive out to Sandy Shores/Paleto Bay

MPmaster
MPmaster

@idontknow
@BunnyJinx
mrniggerftw

Methshot
Methshot

i should do preps on normal and heists on hard right?
cause doing hard with randoms is suffering

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Methshot
randoms

Booteefool
Booteefool

Last night I won a race and was then told it was because my processor was faster. I've heard it all now.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Carnalpleasure
you look like raidou kuzunoha

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Carnalpleasure
I don't see it anywhere on SASA, did I miss it?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Booteefool
higher fps does give you a speed advantage tbqh

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Carnalpleasure
You're the only person I know who unironically likes that terrible bike. Good on you.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@MPmaster
but it's not him

having trouble reading?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Snarelure
Oh wow I didn't even know who that was but that was pretty cool. It was just my nazi zombie halloween costume

@cum2soon
Yeah, you did, it was a halloween exclusive.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@RavySnake
it was a halloween exclusive
FUCK

WHY

WHY C*

WHY

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Gigastrength
hating on the bone mobile

Booteefool
Booteefool

@w8t4u
For like a month whenever that one flavor of the week super shitter car was still glitched. Stop talking if you have no idea what you're saying.

askme
askme

Give me one reason why I should sell my Bati (everything is a ramp) 801

Booteefool
Booteefool

@askme
The Ruffian exists

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Booteefool
there is some truth to that. Curb boosting is dependent on frames per second. In general, people playing on PC go faster than people playing on consoles.

I remember back when the re-7b glitch was still on, people with sli graphics cards could get it to 240 or so instead of bog standard 190.

Its usually not that extreme though so likely just salty.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@askme
It's obsolete and very hard to get its potential out of. Anything the bati does another bike can do better at this point and it just looks like a generic sports bike.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Firespawn
the autistic guy with a spreadsheet and massive writeups on vehicle physics

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TreeEater
Acura is just Honda USA edition

likme
likme

@Booteefool
it still applies to every vehicle, asshole
the re-7b is just where it was most apparent

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Booteefool
the bf400 and cliffhanger exist. Theyre faster than the ruffian and better at tricks.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Raving_Cute
I love the super volololito

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Raving_Cute
And the car is not a Honda. Not produced by Honda or in Japan, like a Honda. It's an American, I wouldn't be surprised if the engine was a damn V8

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Spamalot
Huh, I didn't know that and full disclosure it was Plummet with 15 other shitters so I did do my fair share of curb boosting. My i5 and R9-280x are the best upgrades to my T20 ever!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Harmless_Venom
AMD

RumChicken
RumChicken

@AwesomeTucker
The spreadsheet IS broughys, not sure who these write up you mention are

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Ignoramus
Don't judge me.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Methnerd
Of course, if its acceleration you want, desert raid and rocket voltic.

mfw the Desert Raid, 811 and Rocket Voltic are my DDs

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Harmless_Venom
I did do my fair share of curb boosting

Can you let me in on this secret?

massdebater
massdebater

@RavySnake
sena kashiwazaki

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Which special vehicle CEO jobs don't require associates?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Spazyfool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POzEQjxGiYo

farquit
farquit

@Spazyfool
Move back and forth over curbs to gain tiny bumps to your speed. Specifically on Plummet (or any stunt track) it's the candy cane colored curbs I was using.

FastChef
FastChef

@BlogWobbles
if you're talking about special vehicle missions that you do for discounts, none of them. you need at least one other associate to do all of those

if you're talking about VIP work, Velocity/Plowed/Fully Loaded/Transporter/Fortified

King_Martha
King_Martha

@kizzmybutt
Obsolete
Still easily one of the fastest lap tomes in game

Wew?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@King_Martha
you have to be doing wheelies almost constantly, be in a race with few curves and/or have a huge lead if you don't want a shotaro/drag to catch up to you

Soft_member
Soft_member

Do you have to sell all the vehicles before you can swap the warehouse?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@FastChef
And Stockpiling

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@MPmaster
Yeah so besides the uggo and the cashgrab it's a fucking top tier bike

Evilember
Evilember

@Crazy_Nice
that one can't be easily done solo though, can it?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Garbage Can Lid
Bati is outdated. Shotaro will blow it out of the water in every situation or race.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Garbage Can Lid
the regular hakuchou and akuma will also beat it user

let go

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

have $25m
have nearly every car I want except for a few like the X80 or Tempesta which are just meme cars
have every plane/helicopter I want
have every boat I want
have an office
have a crate warehouse
have a car warehouse
have a clubhouse

What do I do now?

Evilember
Evilember

@LuckyDusty
go play something else

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Soft_member
yup. all the mid range and standard ones to change your mind.

I kind of want to warn people about this sometimes, but realize it will make them want to blow a million on the useless expensive warehouses.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@whereismyname
This. Haku will dominate it on the straight and Akuma will dominate it in any race with turns. Bati a shit

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@LuckyDusty
get a golden trophy for your office and fill your clubhouse with money?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@whereismyname
let go

n-no

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Evil_kitten
lol
@Raving_Cute
Why do you people still think any track worth racing on is just one big long drag strip. You guys should try racing some time. It's really fun because you clowns fly off the track on the first turn.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Spazyfool
Well I will only do it when it's on sale. Can afford to waste millions though. What is the standard day they change sales, tuesday or thursday?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@LuckyDusty
the only cars with actual utility in gameplay
meme cars

If you haven't tried racing yet, which you obviously haven't, then you should

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@LuckyDusty
Get creative or find a new game to play Mr. Xbox achievement man.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@LuckyDusty
Make friends, buy a decent bike, and do backflips off of everything.

Methshot
Methshot

@LuckyDusty
start a new game

RavySnake
RavySnake

@LuckyDusty
Shit on randoms

viagrandad
viagrandad

@happy_sad
It's really fun because you clowns fly off the track on the first turn.
Which clowns have you been playing with? You can't mean /gtag/'s clowns, surely, because they juggle tires and drink motor oil like it's a beverage.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@happy_sad
Exactly, no race is just a long strip which is where the Bati shines. That's why the Akuma or Shotaro tears the Bati a new asshole everytime

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Emberburn
Just stop posting

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@viagrandad
GTAG only talks about racing. When asked to actually race they are roaches when the lights come on.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@happy_sad
bati struggle to take corners and then have to regain all their speed afterwards
shotaro rips through a corner at full speed

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@happy_sad
fact of the matter is that anyone with 1 of 4 other bikes (hakuchou, hakuchou drag, akuma, shotaro) who isn't a retard will likely demolish the bati on most tracks

she's an old horse, user. let her rest

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Booteefool
This is a public forum.

Don't get triggered just because someone is sick of your brown stanier hipster contrarian bullshit for the 300th thread in a row.

Literally the only reason those are meme cars to you is because they're in the top of their class.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TurtleCat
Show me a group of people who race and who are not bullies and who don't ram people of track and I'll join for sure, with my [spolier]bati and entity[/spoiler]

Everyone has a sore asshole when it comes to racing
They win
"Haha fuck you shitters you're all garbage"
They lose
Chat goes so fast I can't even quote it

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spamalot
@CouchChiller
@TalkBomber
You need to put more effort into your trolling.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TalkBomber
don't feel like buying another bike that I'll never ride besides in stunt races

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@viagrandad
D E N I A L

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Spazyfool
https://youtu.be/-3J5ZzYzDVA?t=6m42s

likme
likme

@King_Martha
if you have the money and actually want a better chance at winning races, why wouldn't you? you can't just rely on the incompetence of your opponents every time

5mileys
5mileys

@likme
Actually yes you can

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@5mileys
you deserve every skilled shotacon that comes your way, user

RavySnake
RavySnake

hi i play gta

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@5mileys
The Hakuchou is only like 175k after upgrades.

Stop being so cheap, you can easily make that in one play session and you don't even need to sell comfy bike.

TechHater
TechHater

want to buy a sort of nice car instead of all the stolen shit I have been driving
want to get a buzzard so my bros and I can do missions faster

What do guys?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Stark_Naked
I'm agreeing with you.

fuck hipsters.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@BunnyJinx
You shouldnt be happy that bike racing is completely trashed and pay to win now.

@TalkBomber
The akuma is an old horse too, it got trashed by the haku drag too. Rockstar gutted the whole class, and despite what /v/ says, it was pretty balamced- the other bikes make up for lost speed with nice handling. Now theyre all worthless in a race.

This is just another shark cards ruining good game design. We cant argue what bike is better anymore. its the million dollar ones.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TechHater
Do you have an office? If so get a buzzard

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TechHater
Buy a nice but only moderately expensive car to keep yourself entertained without setting yourself too far back from your Buzzard.

Try the Schafter V12, the unarmored one is only a couple hundred thousand and it's a damned good car.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@PackManBrainlure
tfw bought all the expensive vehicles with free glitch bux

takes2long
takes2long

@TechHater
Buzzard first. You will be using it the most to make whatever kind of money you need. If you want a PV so bad, you can just get a decent bike for around $6k-20k.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Hello i am here from reddit

Techpill
Techpill

@TechHater
get a Jester or Massacro

Nojokur
Nojokur

@haveahappyday
hello do you want to play gta with me?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@PackManBrainlure
The akuma is an old horse too, it got trashed by the haku drag too.
my point is that in any scenario where the four other top bikes (including the akuma) are also in play, the bati will likely not finish first.

Rockstar gutted the whole class, and despite what /v/ says, it was pretty balamced
but that's wrong. the akuma and bati were always the top two bikes before updates came along. the hakuchou was one of the first new bikes (if not the first) introduced via updates and it broke the class. it's really not uncommon for DLC vehicles to break a class.

likme
likme

New thread when?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@PackManBrainlure
Bati is still the best for Trench1 or Afterburner stunt races

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Deadlyinx
anything the bati does the hakuchou can do better

Methshot
Methshot

@likme
why dont you make it,, sweet cheeks.

Methshot
Methshot

@Deadlyinx
lol wut I demolish batis with my shotaro in that race

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Methshot
Sure you do big guy. Sure you do.

Methshot
Methshot

@PurpleCharger
I haven't seen anything but the Shotaro win those races since it's release. Are you on PC or PS4? I'll show you a thing or two bud.

Emberfire
Emberfire

N-new thread
/vg/thread/165464063#p165464063

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Methshot
Which ever I pick you'll choose the opposite so you won't actually get to be a big guy. Why don't you show us a recording of your dominance.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Emberfire
you too

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Ignoramus
I have it on both so make your choice bud

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