Today is the last day you can buy early bird tickets for Brit/o/s biggest and best meet of 2017, Ultimate Street Car at Santa Pod Raceway. There'll be camping, wrestling, traps, cars, the best drag strip in Europe and there's a tent where porn stars put things inside each other.
The website is ultimatestreetcar.co.uk
If you want to join our Slack (It's a bit like IRC) channel and read ghost stories about Nissan Micras, leave an email in the thread and we'll send you an invite.
Isaiah Nelson
What price are tickets?
James Wright
£48 for the 3 day camping.
Got until midnight tonight (GMT) before the prices rise to £70+ I think?
Jose Phillips
REMINDER:
Sam is a girl
Austin Morgan
Random mystery chip on my freshly painted lip, which has actually torn a chunk out of the lip itself, not just the paint. And there's a load just sat there ready to fall off as well as the stuff that's already come off.
Sticks out like a sore thumb on an otherwise completely black car.
Gutted :(
Leo Ross
Am I too autistic, or not quite autistic enough for a brit/o/ meet?
Jayden Nelson
Asking yourself this question means you're the perfect autism level. TFW prices have now risen. At least Shakespeare meet is still cheap
Joshua Phillips
I can confirm that there will be trap booth babes to pose with your Corsa
Alexander Ward
If you're vehicle is unattended it might get flipped and burned alive
Parker Baker
Don't forget to bring a spare clutch
Ryan Anderson
Perfect! Should I sell my car for a K11? Should I become a trap before the meet? Will I be having intercourse with Sam? Is Sam a grill?
Eli Gonzalez
Wot a ripoff
Adam Ortiz
A music festival and drag racing for £70 is not a ripoff, shut-in user. The price to do run what ya brung is the rip off.
Alexander Rogers
A K11 will be the best car to bring but some of us have garbage like twin turbo chasers and M135i so anything is welcome. Sam is not a grill. Intercourse with Sam is also not included in the ticket price. You can pay an extra £35 to either Danny or Rob and you'll receive Sam for an entire night. You will have to sign a contract not to abuse him. Have fun!
Colton Murphy
How much for Danny? I heard she is a grill.
Ryder Harris
Danny is a grill but she's mine
Leo Jones
O R A N G E B U S H E S
Ethan Perry
Now add VAT ;_;
Lucas Ramirez
I..Is she gonna be okay..????
Hunter Stewart
Why wouldn't she be, senpai?
Oliver Rivera
Fucked by jews mate
Ryan Carter
Driving a car with a polybushed roll bar when you've been driving it with broken brackets (and effectively no roll bar) for months is such an experience
Landon Gray
T R I P L E jewed. Too expensive as it is then add another 20% ;_;
Christopher King
Have you checked your chasis for rust lads?
Nolan Wood
This is especially important if you own a Starlet as they tend to rust to nothing extremely quickly, even when undersealed religiously
David Sanders
In addition, a non turbo 4E engine will emit a pulse above 3.5krpm which rusts the body at an accelerated rate. Accidents make the effect more pronounced
David Diaz
Fellow Brits, do not fear coming to Shakespeare, there will only be wrestling and BBQ with a dash of cars
Dominic Williams
What about food?
Asher Williams
I'm sure raiding Tesco won't be a problem or if you want you can buy food from the little stand and later expel it into the toilet
Austin Butler
They do chilli con carne on hot dogs
Dominic Rodriguez
I won't be squeezing everything in the MR2 again, someone else can bring the table
Elijah Morgan
We love Danny
t. Danny fan club 2017
Cooper Bell
If I'm invited I'll squeeze stuff into my passenger seat. There's a sports exhaust where my boot should be, so I'm a bit limited there, but I have no friends so the seats will do
Dylan Rogers
Everyone is invited, what meet would you like the details for
Ryder Sanchez
All the meets!
Asher Wood
Only ones planned at the moment is at Shakespeare raceway in April and USC at Santapod later in the year. Been thinking of heading to the Haynes museum in Somerset too but nothing set in stone. Give us a burner email and we can invite you to the slack