this Koragon guy looks just like a character i had a crush on awhile back, but with a smaller, even cuter wiener. What server does he play on? Nost PvP?
Christopher Cook
I want my gaimu.
Carter Young
Why don't Horde have Paladins?
Aiden Taylor
30 minutes
Jackson Bell
>12 HOURS ETA Are you fucking serious?
Oliver Hughes
guess ill just kys mys
Carter Hall
Offline?
Ian Reed
what the fuck is wrong with you
Jason Price
>walking through stonetalon as alliance >spot some horde afk near a lake >mind control him underwater and sit by the shore for him to drown to amuse myself >warlock comes up and gives him underwater breathing
what are the chances a warlock would be there at that exact spot, realize what I was doing and actually bother to prevent it
it's just so unlikely
Jason Lopez
Why don't Alliance have Shamans?
Ayden Taylor
>dat hueg everything
Dominic Allen
>I didn't get to an inn in time
Jason Jackson
Because we don't celebrate Easter?
Cameron Richardson
>Using Mindcontrol
That's a ban for you.
Joshua Collins
because the server hasn't progressed to BC yet
John Gray
Nice, I got Blackfang and some other blue dagger the other time. How'd you get so much money, though?
Adrian Hill
Nothing?
Elijah Scott
>restart >server doesn't start again
Luis Flores
Should have just killed him.
Isaac Cook
>not playing THICC races
Chase Fisher
I don't get the meme, sorry friend
Ayden Adams
It is just honor update faggot, it will take a few minutes.
Jaxon Myers
another """restart"""
Eli Phillips
>gf(male) >reeeee >green texting
so....this...is...the power....of moh...autism
Oliver Ortiz
>get automuted for talking too much in BGs >get automuted and banned for mentioning "gold" or similar in a whisper to a friend >these messages haven't ended up in any kind of a filter for over a week despite having the same exact elements in every single one ...
Chase Moore
What is this fucking meme? Can I ever play this game again?
Dominic Cox
>auction spare cloth >vendor grey drops >refuse to buy anything from the AH unless it's absolutely necessary for a quest chain
Money-making is that simple.
Benjamin Thompson
too basic
Landon Lopez
You call that thicc?
this is THICC
Daniel Martinez
>cucked out of a kill because you were too busy memeing
I'm doing exactly that, in addition to pickpocketing every humanoid mob I can in instances/group farming and I only got about 65g at lvl 38.
I might finally cave in and learn how to fish. I've never done it, retail or private server.
Caleb Young
you cant handle his potions, adventurer.
Joseph Robinson
>restart >doesn't start again
Sebastian Harris
>tfw 3k hp in bearform at 34
Adam Ramirez
is now the best time to start?
is everyone 60 and raping MC without me already?
ty
Carter Powell
you gotta support the elysium team
Luis Ramirez
How the fuck do you even get to this point?
I've never understood it.
Ayden Peterson
>tfw can't decide between resubbing Legion or buying Elder Scrolls Online
Jacob Ramirez
there are 2 fresh server were everyone is still leveling
Ayden Cook
Why is Lumi Karu's voice so fucking erotic?
Connor Nguyen
This girl did well.
Levi Ramirez
if this isn't your server select screen then kill yourself
Jacob Campbell
Are you not American?
Landon Barnes
whichisbest
Josiah Cox
Not giving a shit. Having people around you that enable your behavior.
Thomas Ward
I started playing on K2 4 months after it launched and got to the top progression guild, so...
Jackson Sanders
You gain gold at an exponentially higher rate as you level up. Getting 10g at 41 might take just as long as getting 30g at 43. Obviously lucky drops play a big factor, but grey loot is the most reliable way to get gold as you're leveling. ALWAYS loot everything. I've seen shitters ignore 80s-1.5g greys in dungeons before because "muh bagspace" or "not a quest item".
Aiden Morris
The server's not even a month old. Now's the perfect time to start playing. The main wave of people leveling up is around the 20-30 range. The horde only has a handful of people at level 60 yet.
Logan Sanchez
there is 1 fresh server
Jason Nguyen
Its too late man you missed the start so you'll be forever behind unless you roll on zethcuck.
Christian Butler
Go fuck yourself Karu, you retarded piece of shit. Take your faggotry back to /lolg/.
Aiden Gutierrez
Fuck me that was long glad i can keep grinding raptors.
Brandon Davis
>not being a dual-server Elysium-Zeth'kurbull
enjoy not playing when one server goes down faget
Jeremiah Collins
not only is grizzly the #1 guild (ROFL 5 'pro' guilds cumming together to wipe on ubrs whelps), they are also teh #1 memers
9000 hours in photoshop
Charles Ross
also can you give me server details websites down ty
Connor Foster
No really, is this just a "your tastes are shit" type reply, or is there something seriously afoot here, like is this guy jail bait?
Jason Rivera
you will be forced to rename your char in a month or so :^)
Adam Nguyen
"Phew!" The Freshcuck breathes a heavy sigh of relief, as he turns in the first stranglethorn tiger quest at the Nesingwary Expedition.
Having spent 5 painstaking hours trying to tag mobs previously, and 8 hours in the queue before that, the Freshcuck endlessly plickers to and fro the graveyard every 5 minutes, mounds of bones from player corpses stacked as high as the jungle canopy surrounding him. He begrudgingly accepts the next tiger quest from the big game hunter himself, just before two undead rogues, the 5th and 6th unique ones in less than 10 minutes, step out from the shadows of the tent and the Freshcuck is once again forced to run himself back to his corpse. Unfettered, the Freshcuck grumbles "At least we're on an even playing field......." while waiting out the resurrection timer, which is now at 10 minutes.
After finally resurrecting himself after waiting for the 6th time in half an hour, the Freshcuck manages to tag one of the elusive panthers that have been endlessly camped for the past week and a half, and is close to killing it when out of nowhere he is charged and mercilessly cut down in a single stroke by a Bonereavers Edge wielding level 60 Warrior in full pvp armor...
"At least we're on an even playing field....." The Freshcuck grumbles once again, while running across the river back to his corpse with a now 12 minute resurrection timer. The Freshcuck takes solace in the fact that, being a melee class, he actually has something to raid for in molten core, unlike every single other class that has to settle for greens that are better than anything out of the Molten Core from 5 mans for the next 4 months.... "At least we're on an even playing field......" Echoes through the piles of bones littering the ground and the endless lines of people waiting for all the quest entities to respawn for all eternity.
Ryder Parker
>see xiaowarr has aggroed three mobs, two more than he can handle >he's tagged them with thunderclap in an effort to reduce their damage but he's on 20% health and about to die >i throw a heal or two on him to bring him back to full health just as he finishes killing the first mob >the other two mobs make an immediate beeline to me >xiao runs away >i have to kill his tagged mobs for no xp or drops or die every fucking time
bonus >i say 'fuck it' and just run away >mobs permaleashed to me and chase me all the way across the other side of the zone and in to the next one >forced to kill them anyway th-thanks nost core
Zachary Smith
>cheating best girl server with the yellow fever whore server there are no words
Brandon Turner
i want to ____ madti's ____
Evan King
quality post shit faggot
Nicholas Thompson
>muh bagspace I get really mad when I see level 40 players with 6 slot bags. Like, really, come the fuck on. Dropping even 2g to upgrade to silk packs will make you so much goddamn money in the long run.
Nathaniel Gray
who?
Samuel Edwards
You are a moron. A greentext memeing moron to boot.
Nolan White
slit throat
Nathan Rogers
man being a warlock irl would be awesome but that shit probably hurts so bad
Jonathan Scott
delete characters
Blake Nelson
why would you heal a xiao?
Andrew Wright
>helping a chink
Not even once
Jason Hill
>healing chinks
Found the commie.
Zachary Smith
i masturbate to my warrior every day, i can't stop thinking about him
Thomas King
THANK YOU finally someone agrees with me, I've heard many a voice in my gaming career but none are as sexual as Karu's.
Sebastian Brown
You're fucking retarded faggot if you heal chaintagging Xiaos
Jaxon Bennett
>ETA 11h
Michael Nelson
...
Adrian Baker
Fact that healers are the ultimate cucks.
Joseph Kelly
>tfw randomly grouped up with some chink mage to get the stupid bernards book or whatever in silverpine >we end up dying but i managed to get the book first >could have left him high and dry but decide to help him slog his way through the inn again and get the book, even after he got us killed yet again in the process.
dono it's just my nature
Elijah Gutierrez
What is it about healers that make them the most hopelessly cucked players in the game? I feel both disgust and pity for them.
Landon Richardson
We assure you that you will not feel any difference in the cores except for a potential increase in quality. We assure you that you will not feel any difference in the cores except for a potential increase in quality. We assure you that you will not feel any difference in the cores except for a potential increase in quality.
Robert Walker
That's what you get for helping yellow pests. You should have left him to die.
Parker Morris
I haven't found a single fucking blue, much less a goddamn epic. All the fucking greens I find are vendor trash too. How the fuck do you people get this shit? IT ISN'T FAIR.
Nicholas Jackson
Who is this semen demon, storytime fag?
Landon Wood
do xiaos play alliance or horde more? i want to get them fired
Robert Harris
So what the fuck is wrong with alliance players. Nobody EVER buffs me back, mages charge me for water (even in dungeons, quitted twice already because of these faggots) and most of them are generally dickheads. Only Paladins are the exception but their entire class is a single buff.
Elijah Howard
I encountered a decent seeming yellow folk once.
Connor Evans
I am assured. I am assured. Repeat it with me. I am assured. I am assured. I am assured that I won't feel any difference.
Henry Walker
They don't replace core yet, retard.
Camden Powell
>Appears that all servers have responded well to the extended maintenance. Website is next priority, will continue work to get it back up. :^) >Server restart in 10 minutes.
David Harris
Seems like horde have more.
Brandon Baker
>who is skin diamond
oh boy, wait 'till you find out about dicks, fapping and porn