San Dimas high school football rules

>hurr my slow ass crown vic is better for going fast
I'm not underage you're just retarded

Not in any stock civic you aren't faggot.

>yfw the tail lights are off a Dodge Grand Caravan

if you care about going fast why are you buying a 4000lb american sedan? you could get a 540i 6-speed for that price. or you could get a 330i/ci.

>buying a BMW

better than a chrysler product.

540i 6 speed - yes

But good luck finding one where you don't have to refresh the suspension and other stuff for that price.

not really. They're just as reliable, except BMW parts are uber expensive for no particular reason.

>Shit that looks awesome
Have you been to the optometrist recently?

368hp is barely fast, hold out for something like a LS3 powered Caprice ppv

I've never seen one of those in my area, I don't think any of the local PDs have them.

the point I think he was trying to make was that morons like this car because

>muh crank hp

but don't bother to contextualize horsepower with weight. that and the r/t is a slow, land whale (which it is).

>his car has less than 368 horsepower
stay mad

kek, it does have less than 368 horsepower. That's exactly what I'm saying. Good luck trying to catch my though when you're playing pretend police officer in your fedora mobile.

>catch me if you can
>Heh, fedoramobile

Yes exactly, and that 2008 Charger R/T even being 4000+ lbs still has a significantly better power-to-weight ratio than any factory stock Civic ever sold in the United States to date.

being this btfo

Autism

I'm sure this is probably bait, but just do the math, it isn't that hard. Simple division really, I think you can handle it cupcake.

im not a cupcake!

>this mad that his civic is slower than a 4000lb landbarge
Poor guy, maybe when you grow up you'll be able to afford something faster.

Oh but you're my cupcake ;-)

They aren't that fast. I beat older RTs in my 280 hp 6cyl. If you get a 6 speed TL you can walk 360 hp Chargers, and still get 30 mpg highway with much better reliability

the TL Type-S (i assume thats what u drive) and a charger R/T have the same 0-60 time of 5.5 seconds....and that's with a Type-S which aren't that common, are much more expensive than an R/T (rice tax), and are likely to be beat to shit.

Personally i dislike both but the charger has a much larger aftermarket that he could easily utilize to squeeze out more power of the 5.7 hemi V8. Plus its more fun to hoon around in since its rwd.

good luck when your civic wheezes out at 120 meanwhile that "overweight whale" will probably push that speedo needle to 160

huh

R/T is a cruiser with a proper engine. If you want to go fast you have to get the SRT. It's not necessarily a bad car it just a modern landboat.

>0-60 time of 5.5 seconds
I don't think that's particularly fast but it's not like it's a slow car

2009 Dodge Charger R/T? slow piece of shit...i can smoke the fuck out of this in my 1994 EG hatch with a couple of simple mods:

- 10 point cage with Parachute
- 3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
- spec-R full drag suspension
- Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
- 1 044 bosch pump
- 1200 rc injectors
- golden eagle sleeved block
- cp 10:1 pistons
- Eagle rods
- arp headstuds
- oem h22 headgasket
- Balance shaft delete
- competition clutch twin disc
- Port and polished head
- skunk2 valve springs and retainers
- Str cam gears
- crower stage 1 cams
- aluminium radiator with slim fan
- gsr transmission with itr lsd.
- qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
- k20 rbc manifold
- qsd throttle body spacer
- blox 70mm throttle body
- 4bar omni map sensor
- 6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
- hks bov
- Garret 102mm turbocharger.
- Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
- 44mm tial wastegate
- Custom water to air intercooler set up
- aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
- tuned on chipped p28
- 13 inch volks drag rims
- 2 15 inch volks rear rims
- arp extended wheel studs
- si cluster
- 150 shots of nitrous

im making 348 horsepower to the FRONT WHEELS because thats the only place the power should ever be.

I want to find the one that said something like "auto manual transmission"

Please be pasta

nice paste man

...

Wut, I like that song?

newfag

smirnoff is good, Just not ice.

I would give that guy asking price and a handy outside the car with full release.

Buy it OP!

>Nigmobile

>A couple of simple mods
>List so long its basically another car
...oh wait...

>no particular reason
The reason is you live in "land of le free xddd" you fucking inbred retard

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>olde cop car
>nigmobile
having nigs in the back seat doesnt make it a nigmobile

A v6 Mustang is faster than that.
Which automatically makes it a bitch car.

Seeing 2 dozen chargers per day and literally all of them being driven by nogs does though

>automatic transmission
Other than that I'd get it

>Be excellent to each other
-Abraham Lincoln

>idles for literally days because police car
>cams flatter than a 10 year old

>Hnnnng, is there anything wrong with these other than >chrysler?
Does there need to be?

Step up to the 2011-2014

Just got a blacktop edition R/T

I can beat ricers like Z, Civics, and v6 Mustangs/Camaros.

You would look like a nignog and or wannabe cop.

No fuck you Bonita wrecked your shit every year at the Smudge Pot so suck dick lil bitch ass nigga race me downhill GMR to prove you have a fully functional set of testicles yoy fucking faggot

it weighs as much as a fully loaded mercedes

and its not fully loaded

None of those cars you listed are very good / fast

You must be very proud of yourself

Ya, I am.

I love my car. Its loud, fast, and comfortable.

And if my in laws visit they can just sit in the back seat without moving the seats around. Already got plans to upgrade this baby.

Your car is just as fast as a mustang v6/Camaro v6.
Don't even mention the civic, that shit is too slow.
I've also beaten chargers rt in my v6 mustang