Delivery driver feels

>deliver fucking cookies for a living
>spend all that money on your car instead of investing, education, or something useful

i bet you guys live paycheck to paycheck. stay poor, alabama fags

Insomnia Cookies is really popular around college campuses. I would assume these guys live in a college town.

How many figures do you earn a year

I bet delivering cookies would be way more chill than pizza. Too many assholes order pizza.

>tfw the only one with a fun car to deliver in

It's hard to have fun with co-workers when they either hate driving or drive boring shit like a Chevy Malibu or a Trax.

>offered delivery job
>literally $9 below minimum wage
>fuel not paid for, will be operating at a loss
>no tips

The fuck do you get these magical jobs, i've had two and they were both terrible

the same as 90% of the population; 5

lol I'm in college and it's my second job. it absolutely is dude, everyone is happy and/or wasted so nobody is ever an asshole

Yeah I couldn't imagine an angry person ordering cookies. If only there was one closer to me. Nearest is over an hour away.

>he delivers cookies in his miata like some sort of gay takumi

do you keep a glass of milk in the cupholder?

This would be amazing.
Do NBs have cupholders?
My NA didnt.

Im happy for u user, keep the good feels going!

GAS GAS GAS!!!

>Meaty tyres
fap fap fap

>be me
>run pizza in a 32 year old ford escort
>do mad skidz all over

I get nervous at the thought but when I'm actually driving I feel natural. Kinda developed the nervousness due to having an accident with a retard the last year.
I have the fear that when coming back to the car from a delivery there will guys sitting in my passenger seats. Do you guys lock yer cars after getting out or just leave it open cus you'll be quick?

I deliver in a chevy squarebody pickup.

>get asked weekly if its for sale

>get told daily "hey nice truck man" or "i used to have __ year squarebody with __ mods"

>get asked all the time if its cammed and it's just a crate 350 with headers and exhaust

>get the "hurr mileage must be a bitch in that thing" from people who don't tip anyways

Right now I'm getting ready for my work, delivering car parts in the company's Nissan Versa. If only the stereo wasn't so shit, then I'd be blasting Eurobeat at full volume instead of 'outdoor voice' level.

>When maintenance costs are higher then salary

aren't you allowed to shoot people who don't tip?
I thought this was 'merica

>delivery driver feels
Why are delivery drivers the worst drivers on the planet?

>always speeding
>can't take a turn properly
>drives like shit
>car looks like shit

KYS my man

my local toppers pizza delivery crew work on their cars between orders. Looks pretty comfy.

Christ I wish I was 17 again.

That look like the newer bp in downtown auburn.

You deliver fucking cookies and you have to drive your own car? I hope they fucking pay you extra for that.

I purposely don't tip people who drive ricer mobiles and shit boxes

Here in the states it's common to tip the deliveryman with either a handful of .45 bullets or a Mac-10 for really good service.

check'd, but where the fuck do you live where delivery drivers are bad? Are you just a petty asshole?

>delivery driver
>shitbox
You must not tip anyone user.

>my dad owned a taco shop
>he got into delivery
>he would wake my ass up at 2:00am to deliver tacos sometimes
>he never delivered himself
>he made me drive his 1993 corolla with a 1mz-fe engine swap it had shitty front shocks so it ended up looking like he lowered the front like a stance fag
>handled like shit
>I would only drive fast because I was 16 at the time and had school to look forward to in the mornings
Thank god I don't live with the fucker anymore
>mfw the manual transmission on that corolla is worth more than the car Or at least to eBay

Tacomi?

10/10

Yeeeaahh Fellow Alabama Miata driver!

>do you keep a glass of milk in the cupholder?
holy shit lost my shit

holy shit this thread is a goldmine

got much traction with those?

I'm not fucking kidding I rarely got tipped and I never got payed to do deliver. Like who the fuck orders 8 cow tongue tacos and 2 coronas at 2 in the morning. Shit was chaos m8

KEK
I lost a race to a pizza delivery guy in a mustang once, shit was hilarious..
I ordered a pizza later that night from the same place and he delivered it in like 5 minutes.

I did deliveries on my motorcycle for a pharmacy for awhile.

The pay was good and they reimbursed for gas.

Every day I'd do at least 200 miles, drive from Los Angeles to Orange county.

There were ridiculous amount of bad drivers, the random ass weather changes, trying to find weird addresses, and delivering to some shit parts of town.

None of that was as bad as giving people their meds.

The pharmacy was exclusively for hospice patients. Every customer had 6 months or less to live, and all of them were in bad condition.

After a few weeks of delivering to someone, suddenly there would be no more deliveries, and you'd never hear about them again.

Nothing quite like spending 8 hours a day 5 days a week dealing exclusively with people who were suffering and wasting away.

Riding my motorcycle everywhere was a lot of fun, got to ride through some really nice areas, but by the end of the day all I wanted to do was fall asleep and stop thinking about death.

I delivered pizza for a few years in my teen years. That never happened. But I'm from a small town

I've only raced against a coworker, once, in the rain, when I still had my CB7; I'm sure I could have stayed on his Baja-loving ass if my rear tires weren't balding, causing the rear to swing out on corners.

Now, I just do what I usually do and just rocket down the same winding road whenever a delivery is down that area, in my CM5.

fuck man, thats dark.

i used to do deliveries on an old school moped in downtown boston (pic related, my baby. i miss u ;_;). shit was so fun ripping through downtown. boston is a crazy yet fun place to drive as long as you know where youre going. how i never got hit by a truck and killed is beyond me

>Death's delivery boy
>A story how Death knocks, but you answer to young man here to add some extra grains into your hourglass

how are cookies gonna feed your kids nigger

you gotta think boy

>how are cookies gonna feed your kids nigger
just eat the cookies lmao

kek

this is the largest meeting place for bus enthusiasts and riders alike.

>Alabama
>touge
You can't fool me.

man that is a beautiful NB

I never understood why Veeky Forums loves being delivery drivers, you make shit money, barely any tips, and have to pay for your gas which is just another expense, was so bad I couldn't even make rent

Never again unless part time and bored

anyone tried delivering for uber eats?

>2 coronas
do you live in some kind of weird initial d/f&f crossover universe?

Veeky Forumstists tend to like driving and dwelling in their parents basement, so delivery is generally an easy first job to do, barely any human interaction, and makes decent money if you have 0 expenses and education

>Alabama
>Insomnia Cookies
Any of y'all in Tuscaloosa? Cause I am.

Stupid phone turning pictures sideways.

DAGUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Montgomery here, dawg.

Alabama? Fuck, are you in Tuscaloosa?

I'm going to Bama next year for college

Sounds like an idea for a movie that would make you chill when watching and make you think when finished

>be me
>Live in big city (take a wild guess)
>Uni student
>papa johns delivery driver
>deliver pizzas in an e34 M5

How bad did i goof this?

It's a southern thing I think. They had it in college station too.

Being from the area, I'm impressed you didn't get killed, Massachusetts drivers are crazy.

No there's just a lot of Mexicans here where I live kek

Kys faggot get of the govs welfare dick and get a job hoe

>Initial F: Jessie delivers Coronas and tuna sandwiches to customers of Dom's shop in his dad's old Jetta. He masters drifting in a straight line, denying street access to pizza delivery boys.

Dom's cross-town rivals are Red Sons Pizza.

>be 17, just recently got license
>animefag
>live in the bay area
>little brother is some sort of fucking phenom at swimming
>parents make me drive him to before-school practice at 3 AM in our automanual VW Golf
>remember that sick show initial d
>eventually start waking up later and later, realizing I could just go hilariously fast because there aren't any people or cops on the 10 miles of residential roads from our house to the pool
>make my little brother sit in the back of the car like in the one episode
>go flying down hilly corners at retarded speeds
>ignore the screams of my passenger like Takumi always does
>tell my brother I'll beat the shit out of him if he tells our parents how I drive in the morning
>parents always wondered why the car required so much maintenance

not gonna lie, I was really sad when my brother finally got his license. I really enjoyed those drives. first thing that got me hooked on cars.

i drove it pretty aggressively too. only reason i didnt get killed is cause the thing could only do 25mph, and accelerated like a semi. I know if i ever got a real bike id kill myself on it

This is gold lol

the depreciation of the cars is more than they get paid

That's a damn genius idea, if you were located in a legal pot state.

>NB Miata
>EF Civic
>depreciating

Naw