Reminder that homosexuality is vain hedonism and as such is a cancer on society.
Hunter Rivera
Nice game dotards.
Juan Lee
>3 matches and call it a day nice fucking lan chinks
Hunter Mitchell
dota will never die
next incarnation will be as a custom map for warcraft 4
Juan Williams
>queue for game >spot something i dislike >well i didnt want to play anyway >instantly go mid and feed
can somebody PLEASE give a legit advice on how to stop it?
no "just stop playing bro XDD" reddit shit.
i need help. i hate this game but continue playing it.
Samuel Sanchez
WHERE ARE YOU FROG1?!
Carter Perry
uninstall you retard
Elijah Jones
just ward his jungle
Ryan Green
RIGHT HERE MY MAN
Cooper Lopez
I want to dedicate this thread to QoP
Ayden Ward
GIVE FROG3
Nathan Bailey
Find the person who owns this frog, we need more pictures of the frog.
Jaxon Bailey
there is no frog 3
THERE IS NO FROG 3
T H E R E I S N O F R O G 3 H E R E
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N O
F R O G
3
Gavin Johnson
WHAT DO I DO NOW
Justin Kelly
tfw he is probably dead by now
Jaxon Jackson
could someone give me some broodmother tips?
Nicholas Perry
dont afk in your lane 24/7
Robert Baker
>My SF last hits like a pro and rotates amazingly. >Their mid can barely Raze to save their life and can't ult worth a shit
>My Luna stack camps with her Hotd creep and has impeciable map sense. >Their carry just pushes the wave to tower non stop and ults near creeps.
>Our timber has mapwide presence >Meanwhile enemy suicide lane Bristleback is underleveled and underfarmed
Explain this Dotards!
Justin Jenkins
I can give you this tip *unzips dick*
Owen Wilson
its a beta
Connor Smith
Could someone explain to me WHY is the massless field flux NOT limiting itself ???
Ryder Sullivan
Reminder to do at least 20 mins of cardio a day dotards!
Alexander Green
So who is there to watch right now? Watching EE fuck himself is only so entertaining.
Jackson Richardson
smelly _________ ! (fill in the blank)
Landon Stewart
imagine neo-blizzard making warcraft 4 it would be such an abomination
Landon Collins
Digital Chaos is gonna WIN WIN WIN!
Ryder Walker
Because you were ricing like my ancestors did but you died to Lone Druid twice so he ended up finish's 3 items from those kills and give his bear a nice Keenfolk steak.
Matthew Taylor
>no female keen hero >no female goblin hero >no female oglodi hero we need more monster waifus
Jayden Roberts
there's 7 billion people in the world they can't find people with ideas? i can't believe the shit they've done to the lore to make money
they should do the 100 years later trick, when all the shitty used up story lines are in the past, though some creatures will live through that
Jeremiah Bennett
>no difficult female hero DODARDES?
Bentley Smith
is that Lil? also >vp literally nowhere to be found after consecutive loses after boasting they are the best most JUST team of 2016?
Ryder Adams
I don't care what anyone says. Offlane invoker is viable!!
Cooper Wright
Bone-chan shut the fuck up.
Joshua Johnson
IM GOING TO KISS YOU SOFTLY LYRALEI!
Brayden Bennett
I'm glad this shit popped up before I quit Dota. I saw it several times in 6.88 and it was funny every time.
Adam Kelly
yeah, they weren't the most flexible team outside some of lil's pocket strats and probably got figured out
However nothing but TI really matters. Knowing the frog neither visage or zet will become relevant heroes by then though.
Christian Reyes
give me a (You) when esports starts thanks
Tyler Stewart
>they can't find people with ideas? its not that they cant find people with ideas, its just a better use of their money to not make warcraft 4 after the disaster SC2 was.
Josiah White
U ARE NOT GONNA KISS HER QT
Leo Watson
I AM AND I ALREADY HAVE!
Nicholas Parker
>Kerrigan abandoned Jim worst ending ever like fuck you reeeeeeeee
Sebastian Murphy
intense homo passions itt not that i'm judging
Tyler Johnson
This pleases spaghetti vase.
Nolan Rivera
go mid hide in webs if no other heroes are nearby, emerge to feast on delicious creeps repeat until game ends
Alexander Bailey
VP chokes at TI too though
Brayden Scott
>play two games each with a russian 4 man premade >they report me because they dislike westerners (playing on EU W) >get LP because of 8 reports I thought you guys said party reports only count as one? well im officially done with this pos game.
Juan Ortiz
never gotten a report from russians 'because they don't like westerners' you probably suck
good riddance
Xavier Walker
>Valve turning this game into Heroes of the Storm didn't bring in new players >Just drove off long time players
When will Icefrog realize his grave mistake and roll back 7.00?
Parker Howard
he should just fix jungle creep respawn timer
Ian Miller
Won both games so yeah "i probably just suck" lol enjoy your dead game that third world countries only play
Christopher Lewis
>When will Icefrog realize his grave mistake and roll back 7.00?
What is triggering your autism so?
Ayden Allen
>turning a dead game into a more dead game that's icefrogs fault , if he turned dota into lol instead of dota to hon then probably it won't be as dead like now compared to before.
Brody Johnson
>I thought you guys said party reports only count as one?
literally nobody said that
its another reddit alternative fact
David White
I have read it in the gulag several times, guess i just got trolled. nice game where a solo queue player is unable to do anything when playing with shitty premades.
Julian Cook
Has anyone here ever managed to make roaming support invoker work?
I usually steal some xp from the offlaner and then go roam with ice wall and cold snap
Tyler Bailey
stay 0mmr
Dylan Garcia
As all third worlders, russians get drunk on success very quickly. They won summit so they started slacking off. They aren't "hungry" anymore.
Also 9pasha is way to mediocre player for an offlaner.
You can have shit players as carry or 5. Never as offlaner.
Elijah Russell
I don't think pasha was a major problem, he was pretty bad for a while after role transition but in the more recent events he's been a fairly solid player for them.
Cameron Roberts
Icefrog isn't developing the game anymore dude.
Henry Morales
guys i have a new game idea its called SADIM mode.
Everyone cant buy any items except from consumables and had to end the game at that state.
on a serious note, i think midas mode is complicated and just a hyped up goldmine of boredom.
Jeremiah Parker
>buy all items first >just farm levels all game
nah, doesn't sound fun
Caleb King
>Everyone cant buy any items except from consumables and had to end the game at that state.
ARDM basically already investigated what you'd get. Which is literally everyone on a team just getting blink, eblade, dagon, boots of travel, necrobook, and 1 optional hero/composition dependent item
Kayden Martin
>why is tiny going offlane >well I guess void will be fine safe, fuck we need a support >I'll go ogre since they get a lot from attack speed >void goes brown boots linkens >tiny goes blink dagon >-30
Grayson Campbell
Why doesn't the game just end when you get megas? I think that to end the game should either need to kill ancient OR kill all three sets of barracks.
>b-but muh comebacks Just a meme. This never happens.
Lucas Morgan
>Get tired of peruvians ruining games on USE >Decide to pay them with their own coin and ruin their games on peru server >Can't bring myself to feed because everyone is nice and tries to win
I don't understand. Why are all immigrants such fucking scum of earth and those who live in their place of birth actually nice people?
Thomas Hughes
>I didn't watch TI6: The post
Jose Rodriguez
When peru sends us their players they aren't sending their best.
Colton Mitchell
>ember spirit on my team goes old damage build >"game is dragging on so I guess that's fine" >furion bloodthorns him from invis and kills him with literally 2 actions for at least the 5th time >"you should get a manta or bkb so you don't die all the time while splitpushing" >"wtf are you high manta es lol" >"â–¶Need 4899 gold for daedalus" >-26
Joshua Morris
>but the middle east literally is
really makes you think
Jason Diaz
IM GOING TO PAT UR HEAD!
Blake Murphy
most peruvians you play with are 14 year olds in an internet cafe. if they aren't getting the instant gratification of an easy stomp then they'll just feed or abandon to get the most out of their...sol.
Easton Russell
At this point Lone Druid needs to be deleted from the game almost as badly as Techies
Linuxbros. What is the best torrenting software if I want to avoid becoming part of the botnet?
Caleb Myers
>player_behavior_score_last_report: 7960
Ayden Richardson
>icefrog literally can't delete heroes because $35 cosmetics
Jaxson Ortiz
Whatever Just temporarily give him NP's skillset for the time being until a brand new skillset can be devised. That would effectively delete him from the game
Liam Perry
that's what you get for speaking spanish on an american server breh
Isaiah Stewart
>posts on an imageboard that knowingly tracks your IP >wants to avoid becoming a part of the botnet i know ur trolling but heres your (WEW)
Luis Nguyen
doesn't /g/ have a wiki for precisely this sort of shit?
Asher Foster
So basically Bristleback, Enchantress, PL, Brood, and Nature's Prophet literally only exist now to punish people who random?
Ryder Hughes
I forget dotards, which team are Our Guys at Starladder?
Landon Gutierrez
yes, but you missed arc warden
Cameron Martin
i dont have any matumbaman pictures but it's team Liquid and maybe OG
Andrew Sanders
>i dont have any matumbaman pictures unacceptable
Luis Ward
>dropped to 7.5k behavior score >tfw player_behavior_score_last_report: 9295
>playing doter at 4K mmr >guy picks invoker >asks for 2 tangos and a ward >I give it to him, I'm playing silencer support >safelane goes well >I got a 4 min haste rune and gank mid >invoker has a huge advantage in both levels and gold >he singlehandedly manages to fuck up mid game, tilts like the dummy he is, and throws the game >check dotabuff after game >49% winrate overall >47% winrate on invoker