/owg/ - Overwatch General

Bane?

every woman goal is to be like Bloo.

>Phew, that was some hard work
>Time to take a break
>That requires me to remove my pants

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Scotland or Ireland

>That headshot machine
>Little damage
Git gud

Canada
Greece
Arabia

If only...

>enemy team has shield man, triggered robot and pedophile medical practitioner
>your team suddenly lose chromosomes when they cant deal with them

>Canada
>Greece
>Arabia

because theyve nerfed his everything and hes still being picked and they dont understand why

We need more funny accents.

Fareeha.

Canada- A Woodsman hunter
Greece- A Hoplite fisherman
Arabia- A camel rider shepard

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Benzyn, the Arabian scientist support who came into contact with Omnic life energy oil
>M1: rapid fire bullets from oil coated palms
>M2: throw wave of oil onto allies, eliminating stuns and debuffs like Ana's grenade. Short range, wide spread
>L-Shift: Spill a wide field of oil that increases ally movement speed by 50% and decreases enemy movement speed by 50% while in the field
>E: throw an injection of oil into an ally that eliminates their cooldowns
>Passive: oil heals self while standing still
>Ult: oil fountain that covers LoS allies, increasing movement speed and eliminating cooldowns for allies in the area

>cheers, habibi! sorry can't leave spawn without my husband!

But muslims don't exist anymore in the overman worlds

they do, and they are so sexy

>Reminder that Jeff Kaplain Survived 8 minutes with Tim Willits and he won Quake Champions Alpha and Beta invite for leaving Tim StoneCold Willits Beat Randy Dickford on DICE quake tournament Yesterday

>youtu.be/h_7M93WRFng?t=6h22m14s

>Quake World and OW are now in peace

Is op image real?

Italia

They're back to worshiping cool gods like horus and anubis

check twitter

no it was made in mspaint

no youre hallucinating
please wake up

Will the numbani spawn look like this?

Yes I was witnessing everything with my own eyes

>Muslim
>Has Eye of Horus tattoo
Retard

Hopefully

Neuros, the Canadian flamboyantly gay secretly evil sleeper agent who disrupts enemy team unity
>M1: throw knife projectile
>M2: knife homing (if last thrown primary fire comes in range of an enemy while still airborne, immediately home the knife into the enemy
>L-Shift: phase through walls
>E: friendly fire neurotoxin (affected enemy can do damage to their team for a duration of time)
>Ult: force an enemy to activate their ultimate

Thanks for the link, lost this shit because i had to listen a shitload of sperg from a fellow Tracer player yesterday and i lost this gold moment in Vidya

Now get him to design a map for OW

not mutually exclusive. I know a few muslim girl with ankh tattoo.

ITALY

I like playing Bleu. Why is she so perfect?
>*dink* Pharahs allday

Holy fuck, he looks like a zombie. I guess he would be though.

>tfw Kaplan blueballed us again

Ana was built for impregnation.

to see the shitfest from the community about Quake 3 maps being hard

hell the fuck no

What would an italian character be? A roman swordsman? A photograph? a car designer?

The only religion that exists is the Iris because Omnics are primitive metal munchers and humanity has largely moved past stupid things like religion

>winstons horizon colors
>anas horus colors
hmm

yes
also because the fist has been stolen back youre no longer escorting the fist, youre escorting efi

I play to win!

A plumber

Not on this patch LOL
Yes this is ironic shitposting

>nobody says hello ever since I've reached lvl80
elitist fucking twats

Marco, the Italian Circus Performer/Acrobat/Magician
>Intended to help heroes with vertical mobility
>M1: Shoots spell from wand tip which explodes after a short distance
>M2: Create up to 6 decoy holograms, depending on how long mouse is held. Longer cooldown the more clones are created
>L-Shift: Dive towards enemy and latch onto them. Kick the enemy a huge distance away with M1 or launch yourself far away with M2
>E: Deploy trampoline that allies can jump on to launch themselves into the air. Disappears after 5 seconds
>Ult: team within the area gets a massive boost to their jumping ability and gain ability to jump off walls

Someone needs to be fucking autistic to sperg againt remade quake series an Unreal Tournament Maps in Overwatch

id love to see fucking aerowalk for duels and 8 player ffa

A brown, lazy wop with low IQ. Italian are the Somalian of europe, they have no redeeming quality, no interest, nothing.

reaper pls

>never say hello because too autistic
>aways feel bad

I don't care as long as he has a big curly cue mustache

he can wield a pizza cutter though right

aquatic themed wetwork man for hire

are you fucking kidding me it has to be a chef

MAMA MIA PIZARIA

Do you think Blizzard actually intended to create a game where doing damage to the enemy is a bad thing half the time, or do you think they just tried to make a conventional FPS with ebin ultimates without realising the implications on conventional play?

Straya map when?

>paladins completely p2w now

guess copying ow doesn't get you far enough

Mafioso

Map made by him would be a best promotion for Map Builder

>off season comp is just the regular cancer of quickplay spread out over more rounds

Into the trash it goes

Old people

>Sniper only brawl
>Enemy has korean gold weapon widow

every
time

>wetwork man for hire
FUCK
mercenary

i couldnt think of the word, im dumb

>they dont understand why
this is so fucking infuriating
it's like blizzards hero ideas fell out of the fucking sky and they're now trying to figure them out while having down syndrome
speed boost is one of the best abilities in the fucking game and they're puzzled about him having 95% pickrate in comp
i mean jesus fucking christ blizzard

>scottish hero
>throws explosive haggises
>bagpipe airblast like lucio boop
>throw a deep fryer on opponents to increase damage dealt to them
>ult is him lifting his kilt and stunning enemies

lawl I just thought you meant a plumber

>we are going to have another ARG

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What makes you think that?

no i was visualizing a like scuba diver that kills people

No we aren't. There's nothing for us to find.

Imagination is the essence of discovery

This is the same kind of teases they've done with other hero reveals. Not everything is an ARG now.

How embarrassing!

>It's amazing what you can find, if you just search for it, right in front of you, you just have to look closer

I'll bet the 3000 comp points I was saving for the new hero and waste them on Hanzo if new hero isn't on PTR by Tuesday update.

I can't wait to see you all in action.

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Its kinda hard standing here knowing somewhere there's somebody that needs to be blown up

no theyre just stalling until march so they can coast for another month

I'm going to own all these noobs!

African child soldier hero when?

Who's the worst character in the game?

I'd say between Junkrat and Hanzo.

>I don't know what an ARG is

Do you know the difference between teasers and ARGs?

imagine if you fucked sombra while she was wearing this

'Dis Ol' Daug Still knows a Few Treecks!

right now its bastion
on ptr its probably torb