Why are Australians driving pathetic, little and girly "ute's" rather than REAL pick-up trucks?

Why are Australians driving pathetic, little and girly "ute's" rather than REAL pick-up trucks?
picrelated choice of men.

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>Ford
>men
I see more women in Fords than anything.
Shit even my 18 year old she-cousin drives around in a Superduty lmao.

That ford branding is terrible senpai

If this is a manly pickup, let's see a burnout cunt.

>2.7 v6
>manly
Wew lad

Nuffin wrong wit a Barra ute m8
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Are we done with the daily Raptor shilling yet? I hope you're at least getting paid by Ford for all your troubles.

I'm sure your wife likes that you can fit all her children in the dual cab on your access day.

DO I SEE LEAF SPRINGS ON THAT
WHAT THE FUCK

Half ton load rating m8.

>Americans need a gigantic barge to haul 2,000 lbs

>rated for 500kgs
>meanwhile the AU Falcon can haul half of the mass of the known universe

it's almost like all the teens that grew up playing halo are now adults with disposable income, so these massive wastes of money are made to look like something out of halo

you can tell it doesn't take 87 octane, it only takes gamerfuel

That must be why it comes in 2 liter containers.

RRAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!! I'M A FORRRRD!!!! glug glug swish slop, i'm stuck

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Kek these new trucks do kinda look like those halo humvees.

To OP, you're a faggot. New trucks are the least manly thing you can buy, a real man buys a 30 year old hunk of shit Stepside that he restores, swaps a 454 in and races fuqboi's at night on the highway with.

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Post pic of cousin

>capacity is only about how much the springs give and not important things like stopping

Why are Australians retarded?

Ute's are fucking retarted, nothing more than station wagons. If you buy a ute over a wagon you are an idiot, there's a damn good reason only inbred bogans buy them.

Perfectly suited to the world's toughest flat dirt roads.

no, but she looks like a supermodel.
If i lived in the south i would totally knock boots.

At least post a slut that looks similar you faggot

>american
>"off-roading"
Mate, you can't compare a 4x4 to a rwd sports utility. You cunts are weak at off-roading, any d-max, patrol or 70-series landcruiser would shit all over your piles of shit.

Shorter wheelbase than wagons, and there isn't a business case for V8 wagons being sold in huge numbers because there's not enough softcocks here to need a wagon.