Mass Effect General - /meg/

The Ass was fat edition

Launch Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=X6PJEmEHIaY [Open]

Multiplayer Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=6OmW-4F4h30 [Open]

Character Creator Video
youtube.com/watch?v=vneuvpFQQy4 [Open]

Pax Main Stage Presentation
youtube.com/watch?v=0OitlhG0oIM [Open]

Quarians, Drell, Volus are out
youtube.com/watch?v=ijqN2pMWyOo [Open]

Tour the Tempest and Meet the Crew
youtu.be/jY0RK-i1dGc [Open]

MEG's updated Pastebin
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

Unlocking the game early via VPN
pastebin.com/AKx8Bz5X

MegSev adventures: MegSev dot blogspot dot com

All previous Collages that we know of: imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=318QozVlibY [Open]

Letterbox List of Science Fiction to watch while you wait for ME:A
letterboxd.com/meganon/list/meg-watch-while-we-wait/

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Post Vetra

Cora butt is phat !

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Source?

>Daddy said Andromeda was humanity's rightful property.
>Daddy said aliens should get in their arks and go back the way they came.
>Peepee. You are an alien.

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Is this Sara Ryder?

Is PB a virgin or not? She makes it seem like she has never done the embrace eternity thing before in her dialogue with Sara

Also how old is Cora?

>when your yams are bad

Does anyone have 1080 HD screenshots of spaceship/spacestation interior?

>scott... where are you scott!

I hate my life

what went wrong?

I want to kiss FemShep's soft throat.

You can only pick one:

>PB
youtu.be/3O6qkd2H0Y4

>Cora
youtu.be/UdXS7xYzzno

>Vetra (also known as best girl)
youtu.be/qoI1uh2e-QI

Thank you /meg/. I have fully accepted autistSara as my headcanon and can play her with no issues

How do they make the Krogan look WORSE?

And why change his armor?

>kills a man by squeezing a potato

me too

>whore pretends to be retarded on camera
>gets efame for it
Amazing.

What's the meming of Sara and Lego?

EDI is not for sexual

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vetra, hands down

but if you're a brap-lover, go with cora

I have a very hard time imagining anyone would fuck the ogre, no matter how slutty bioware tries to make it be

autistic kids love lego

Reminder that the Angara belong to the bbc.

Remember to honor him

PB is fine with you fucking other people though

here is the kicker, Cora and Vetra (and Suvi) want to be exclusive. So You can't fuck PB and another girl. You have to fuck PB and a guy

go to sleep Seth Meme

Console downgrades, per usual.

You can fucking have them nigger

holy shit Sara's ass in some of these armors...!

>Even reviewers hate Liam

God I hope you can treat him like shit.

Get to work, user.
>i.imgur.com/04dXUaQ.jpg

Indeed.

i hate consoles so damn much

Damn, why tho? I thought he could be the one tolerable character.

So is it like one were its a meh game that sets a good foundation or are future ME games fucked?

>all these bullshit sidemissions

Come on. Why am I expected to do literally everything?

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>sexualizing a poor confused autistic child
what the fuck is wrong wit you

she should get that mole looked at

BRAP

Cora is cute!

I choose Gil

Some

>miranda on suicide watch

Nope, moles are cute.

There won't be any more mass effect games after this one

BODY

>tfw XBox Live crashes on the eve of Andromeda

Of course.

Vetra

Liam and Cora are pretty cool but Vetra and PB+J are pretty memey.

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What a slut.

strawpoll.me/12574695

Important poll

There are people who will unironically buy this trainwreck of a game just because of the Autistic Sara meme...

i feel part of something special, i saw the birth of this meme and helped to spread it, meme magic is real.

It's just
So big

>kasumi
Reminder that she's interested in the PRIIIIZE

It seems like the former, the main gripe are technical issues, which is to be expected since this was the C team first game.

Besides that the next big problem was a slow start, if you like the start you'd like the rest of the game, and enemies not being the reapers, over all tho this are easy things to improve.

Do you think it's possible Shepard was also autistic?

>constantly asks stupid questions about other races

>doesn't know how to end conversations so he just reuses a single phrase

>often takes weird long pauses before responding in conversations

>collects model ships obsessively

>can't fuck normal women like Gianna Parasini or Shia'la

>can only romance other autists like Liara/Tali/Kaidan/Steve or really dominant women like Ashley/Miranda/Jack

>often has a lack of emotion when speaking (he gets better at it though)

>the Council just thinks Reapers are his imaginary friends

>Council thinks Shepard misunderstood a social interaction and assumes Saren did nothing wrong

>TIM assigns Jacob because Shepard needs a people person to help him with social interaction

>Morinth is attracted to autists, which is why Samara uses Shepard as bait

>eventually TIM figures only autism can beat autism so he sends weeaboo Kai Leng to kill Shepard

Holy shit, it all fits.

I gave it birth. First I just wanted incest, but then I noticed how weird she acted and looked and started saying that she was autistic. It's been a nice ride.

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Having an autistic sister is not all its cracked up to be. Shit is literaly a ball and chain that needs to be taken care of and looked after like a dog. I feel like fucking killing her sometimes

Cora ALL DAY. I need to kiss her nose.

everyone in mass effect is autistic

Anyone having an issue where when you try to open origin to accept game invite it auto closes?

How do i fix this shit.

Vetra is unsurprisingly demolishing the competition.

geez ppl.. show more boobs.

No
This is an ass thread

I'm going to worship her massive musky futa cock

Liam romance scene when?

Cora is a fucking babe, too bad i'm not really interested in the rest of the fetch-quest infested game. Going to have to wait to get at that booty.

Do squadmates comment on your relationships and shit this time around too?

Gonna make Sara into a slut and there's nothing any of you faggots can do about it.

>being a brap-lover

the best

Too much ass

can't wait for the sfm and the fics

is it another whatever the black guys name from ME2?

I know that feel user.
Just be glad that you won the genetic gamble.
Some people have it worse than we do.

>her mouth is always open
Literally a mouthbreathing retard.

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its just shitposting user, problably in the ME universe autistic people can have good medical treatment and turn out to be adorable goofballs like Sara.

No rudeness pls.

>Getting that massive musky dong rubbed on your face

>Vetra love is real
Glorious.

Worse apparently, to paraphrase. "Jacob was dull, but I never hated him. Liam on the other hand I despise". Atleast Vetra, Drak, and Jaal look interesting.

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Who was the one faggot who wanted shrek?

>vetra will never get breast implants for you

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can anyone give me a quick rundown on this game?

You forgot about David Archer?

Liam is an impulsive retard.

mmmmm ______SO GOOD________

Mac Walters.
Probably crying into his keyboard.

>2014

Why would I do anything about it user? Godspeed.

Well, that's what I intend on doing afterwards.
Her sweaty balls needs a tongue bath, too.