>Daddy said Andromeda was humanity's rightful property. >Daddy said aliens should get in their arks and go back the way they came. >Peepee. You are an alien.
There are people who will unironically buy this trainwreck of a game just because of the Autistic Sara meme...
i feel part of something special, i saw the birth of this meme and helped to spread it, meme magic is real.
Grayson Hughes
It's just So big
Mason Jenkins
>kasumi Reminder that she's interested in the PRIIIIZE
Tyler Clark
It seems like the former, the main gripe are technical issues, which is to be expected since this was the C team first game.
Besides that the next big problem was a slow start, if you like the start you'd like the rest of the game, and enemies not being the reapers, over all tho this are easy things to improve.
Caleb Ramirez
Do you think it's possible Shepard was also autistic?
>constantly asks stupid questions about other races
>doesn't know how to end conversations so he just reuses a single phrase
>often takes weird long pauses before responding in conversations
>collects model ships obsessively
>can't fuck normal women like Gianna Parasini or Shia'la
>can only romance other autists like Liara/Tali/Kaidan/Steve or really dominant women like Ashley/Miranda/Jack
>often has a lack of emotion when speaking (he gets better at it though)
>the Council just thinks Reapers are his imaginary friends
>Council thinks Shepard misunderstood a social interaction and assumes Saren did nothing wrong
>TIM assigns Jacob because Shepard needs a people person to help him with social interaction
>Morinth is attracted to autists, which is why Samara uses Shepard as bait
>eventually TIM figures only autism can beat autism so he sends weeaboo Kai Leng to kill Shepard
Holy shit, it all fits.
Daniel Jenkins
I gave it birth. First I just wanted incest, but then I noticed how weird she acted and looked and started saying that she was autistic. It's been a nice ride.
Having an autistic sister is not all its cracked up to be. Shit is literaly a ball and chain that needs to be taken care of and looked after like a dog. I feel like fucking killing her sometimes
Hunter Walker
Cora ALL DAY. I need to kiss her nose.
Nathaniel Clark
everyone in mass effect is autistic
Carter Diaz
Anyone having an issue where when you try to open origin to accept game invite it auto closes?
How do i fix this shit.
Jackson Campbell
Vetra is unsurprisingly demolishing the competition.
Samuel Wood
geez ppl.. show more boobs.
Liam Myers
No This is an ass thread
Daniel Watson
I'm going to worship her massive musky futa cock
Nathan Anderson
Liam romance scene when?
Jaxon Lee
Cora is a fucking babe, too bad i'm not really interested in the rest of the fetch-quest infested game. Going to have to wait to get at that booty.
Do squadmates comment on your relationships and shit this time around too?
David Martinez
Gonna make Sara into a slut and there's nothing any of you faggots can do about it.
Levi Martinez
>being a brap-lover
Ian Garcia
the best
Carter Harris
Too much ass
Jeremiah Mitchell
can't wait for the sfm and the fics
Colton Ward
is it another whatever the black guys name from ME2?
Nolan Foster
I know that feel user. Just be glad that you won the genetic gamble. Some people have it worse than we do.
Bentley Smith
>her mouth is always open Literally a mouthbreathing retard.
Austin Gutierrez
...
Aaron Murphy
its just shitposting user, problably in the ME universe autistic people can have good medical treatment and turn out to be adorable goofballs like Sara.
Nathan Mitchell
No rudeness pls.
Jordan Hall
>Getting that massive musky dong rubbed on your face
Cooper Murphy
>Vetra love is real Glorious.
Xavier Carter
Worse apparently, to paraphrase. "Jacob was dull, but I never hated him. Liam on the other hand I despise". Atleast Vetra, Drak, and Jaal look interesting.