Hold up, the Zen using discord orb through shields didn't make it to public? And none of the Lucio changes either?
What the hell?
Aaron Jones
Get Orisa's and fuck with everybody.
Jordan Reed
Still online.
Juan Peterson
No, you're just a retarded brony.
Jordan Torres
>Sombra buffs are now live Feels good.
Jaxon Thompson
>Zen using discord orb through shields Scrapped, too bad he's not the beloved grandma of being perma top tier. >Lucio changes Will be on PTR for a while.
Anthony Campbell
We xboners literally cannot play
Entire Xbox service is offline
I just wanna play Orisa goddammit
Henry Stewart
Niggatron on PS4 yet?
Evan Foster
Yes and if you use it you're a confirmed twifag
Benjamin Kelly
fuc, Why do they hate Zen? I mean the changes he got were nice, but they're nothing major.
Bentley Hughes
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Jace Cooper
>we'll have a week of people shitposting about how Sombra is somehow good now, before it becomes undeniable that she's still utter garbage thanks blizzard
Brody Lopez
>wasn't expect her to have voice lines
Lincoln Harris
she might not be the optimal pick for pro play but she is definitely good enough to carry games in GM because she was good enough for that already before these buffs
Oliver Wood
What did you hear?
Gavin Cooper
>he's not intelligent enough to master her spread Wew
Colton Reyes
>Mystery Heroes >Ilios >Well >Enemy team started with three Roadhogs
Xavier Hernandez
BARRIER META
Kayden Edwards
...
Samuel Carter
At what percentile can you brag about being there? Top 5%? Top 1%? Also, does percentile really mean anything if your SR is low?
Zachary Bailey
Jeff doesnt play him, only plays Ana and Road.
Really makes you think.
Thomas Barnes
Can dva eat/ genji reflect her graviton thing?
Jack Jenkins
>master her spread t-that's lewd
Parker Bennett
Why does this game always dump me back into the game I left
Jordan Sanders
>master her spread
That's the plan
Brandon Richardson
stop playing qp
Brody Torres
fugg
Ethan Reyes
>I'm simply following my programming >Current outook? Uncertain
Samuel Cruz
Her ass looks better from a distance but that's a good skin. I prefer widow ass for sexual
Jayden Brooks
>Mystery heroes >Enemy team gets two Mercys GG
Julian Richardson
I always hate the release of a new character. You can't even properly try them out in a game because someone always insta-locks them and this time it's worse because you can even use them in comp for a week
Robert Gutierrez
Yes
Samuel Thomas
Go to custom server and make 1 hero limit
Christopher Anderson
Play Sombra. The 4 second cooldown on her translocator makes her fun as fuck
Nathan Taylor
Ay thanks bro
Grayson Foster
She does a fuck load of damage for a ranged tank
Elijah Wright
I want to get my face full of blueberry antioxidants.
Juan Rivera
Who should I buy golden weapon?
I already own Piggy's, so who'd be next? Thought a lot about buying one for Orisa now that she's live
Hunter Walker
Does she have any interactions?
Dylan Powell
I don't get it, is Bastion not nerfed on PC?
Jeremiah Ross
>mystery heroes >my team gets mercy >he jumps off a cliff as soon as the match starts GG I guess
James Smith
Fucking Tracer is the bane of my existence.
Jacob Cruz
The last character you played as is now your room mate for the year, how does it go?
Christopher Martinez
CHEERS LUV!
Jason Parker
Doomfist
Camden Allen
Bunny Outfits for Easter Event when
Alexander Bennett
>non-Winston main detected
Evan Young
The 20% damage reduction instead of 30%? We got that weeks ago on PC.
Carson Cooper
>Also, does percentile really mean anything if your SR is low? huh? how can that be?
Jose Ortiz
He was nerfed 3 weeks ago
Brandon Reed
>Symmetra cleans my room and organizes all my things by color
Neat.
Liam Nguyen
LITERALLY NEVER THERE WILL BE NO EASTER EVENT
Julian Sullivan
>ywn cuddle your husbando's cold rotting corpse and get rawed by his post mortem erection daily JUST
Kayden Gutierrez
Zenyatta would make for a great roommate. Always chill, always pays his portion of the rent on time, always willing to help out.
Christian Jenkins
winston is food for tracer what are you on about
Ayden Roberts
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Joshua Martinez
>Tracer
fugg, I'm already messy as it is.
Joshua Evans
>organising by colour Now that's fucking autistic. What possible use could there ever be for having things organised by colour?
Elijah Harris
Can I fuck Mei?
Bentley Allen
HNnng same :)
David Collins
No, Mei is mine and only mine
Leo Clark
Symmetra is literally autistic, google it.
Dominic Carter
This has to be bait. Unless you're actually retarded.
Jayden Perez
Blizz need to rethink the medals system because you can just pick orisa and spam bullets everywhere and you get credited for all the kills despite doing barely anything. I've played her in multiple games, felt like I wasnt doing anything but when pressing tab I have all golds.
At least add an option for a more normal scoreboard, please.
Jacob Robinson
why don't Americans celebrate Easter?
Asher Hughes
Relax, it's just a casual fuck
Aaron Butler
>Gold healings as Sombra
Aaron Davis
>Bastion Guess I better buy bird seeds.
Isaiah Rogers
This also applies to soldier, bastion and some degree to tracer.
Jose Cox
Played with a guy who claimed he was in the top 3% of Widows but his career high SR was 2900. Fuck if I know, I guess you can play literally one hero and climb percentile but still suck at comp?
That's why I'm asking. Isn't top 3% still like, 15,000 people ahead of you anyway?
Jeremiah Davis
>Bronze healing as Lucio >Gold in everything else Hippity hoppity, get off of my poperty
Ayden Roberts
>YFW CEASE YOUR RESISTANCE
Camden Gutierrez
American is a Christian holiday, of course they celebrate Easter. But this is Overwatch, a diverse utopia™ The Christmas event wasn't even Christmas it was just "Winter Wonderland". Valentine's was too lewd and Easter is too Christian. There will be a Spring event, but bets are heavily on "fashion week" right now
Dylan Allen
>Zarya >Wake up in the morning alternating days on who gets to shit first >massive protein shits. We always leave it in the toilet so the other can admire it first >make oats and protein for breakfast every day >shower together after sweaty sex for low reps high weight >both go to work in construction >come home, grill chicken >watch pumping iron together >shower again together >cuddle and sleep together in our king size bed
It could be worse
Henry Rodriguez
>Add the option for a more normal scoreboard
Fuck no, then you get all the cod fags talking about their k/d ratio all fucking match
Luke Morgan
>Orisa critbox
Besides Ana, critboxes in this game are extremly lenient but this one is D.va tier of bullshit.
Jace Rogers
>zap her >BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMZIPBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMZIPBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMZIPBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMREWINDBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM >dead monkey
A weapon that tracks isn't very useful when the target easily escapes from its short range and pitiful damage, can heal herself instantly, and has high DPS right into Winston's huge headbox.
Christopher Lewis
Don't forget Junkrat. And Pharah too. I can't tell you how many Pharah shitters gloat about golds when they had zero objective time and spam the heal button more than Genji.
Adam Jenkins
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Oliver Barnes
Ah so you are in fact retarded.
Jayden Foster
I want to cum on her palms
Adam Baker
The enemy has a teleporteur.
Camden Robinson
>No Limits. >Pick Tracer. >Single handedly perform an Orisa genocide that would rival the Holocaust.
I don't care about your fun. I want my loot boxes.
Jose Rivera
No humanbois allowed
Adam Kelly
This update fucked something up >no music at all >other player models not showing up
Jaxon Barnes
careful. with all that edge I would have assumed you were a genji main.
David Cooper
I do everything the megamasterpros tell me to do, and Tracer still zips everywhere behind and around and out of the lightning while rewinding all her health back and shooting constantly. Barrier doesn't help when she can either just go through it or move out of range thus rendering it useless as a way to do damage while blocking damage.
Jeremiah Parker
Holy fucking shit Orisa is so fucking OP.... I thought PC faggots were testing this shit. How did you retards let her slip through the cracks????
Jayden Peterson
>walks around all day in tight clothes Help
Eli Barnes
Sounds to me like you're the one who is retarded.
Parker Cox
>mercy + rein on 3v3 fuck off holy shit
Logan Garcia
>Winston makes cool gadgets and has food always around.
Could be neat. Plus I'd sleep with him
Cameron Fisher
>tfw was the 5th highest healer as sombra in the world last season
Mason Rogers
>ywn be blackmailed by Sombra into helping her out on her jobs >ywn start to fall for her >ywn come home to every media device in your house playing a recording of you masturbating to Sombra >swn appear behind you and make you her man
Kevin Ross
Should Winston do more damage to enemies trapped in his barrier?