/utg/ - Undertale General

Yeah I remember that, I can see how you'd put that together.

Without removing any characters, how would you change undertale to improve the quality of the fandom?

Kill off Sans at the end

Add hardmode that allowed you to save Asriel and confirm sans as asexual

make it blatantly clear that toriel's and sans' relationship is purely platonic.

lol this

>giving them more justified angst/edge wank material
Jesus christ what are you doing.

Kill off Sans 30 seconds after you shake his hand regardless of path.
He's literally the center of almost every single non-furry shit part of the fanim

Jeez picrelated literally are S&P. I only realized it now.

>and confirm sans as asexual
...and what exact purpose it's supposed to serve?..

oh look, the image fell off.

>...and what exact purpose it's supposed to serve?..
Gets rid of all the pedo ships and Soriel
>any sibling reference must be a reference to Sans and Papyrus
kek

>pic
Are they from the hit 1400s play Undertale?

Make it so you can save Asriel and then Asriel becomes real and cutebleats and sucks your cock and then he puts on his dom mode and fucks your urethra with his powerful shota pecker

It will dissuade false fans who don't understand who the most important and sexy character is from discussing the game

pastebin.com/hf9Q6A2Z

Which Frisk would you parent? Regardless of gender.

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Hardmode where Asriel can be permanently saved in goat form.
In hardmode genocide you actually fight Sans just before getting to the hotel, and the ordinary Sans fight is replaced with Burgerpants.

Hmm, but why improve the fandom.

Add an Undyne/Alphys wedding cutscene in the credits where Undyne tosses her bouquet and Toriel grabs it, looks at Sans, and they both blush.

Why improve the fandom when you can have fun with fanning the flames?

Soriel is a high-tier ship anyway regardless of how canon it may be or not.

And just to make things more interesting, lets just go ahead and imply infidelity between Undyne x Alphys with more Undyne x Papyrus dialoge hints/jokes (i. e. he gives her the bone on a regular basis)

chef

I'd impregnate them all.

I really hope this post is just trolling

every time a new thread is created it is an act of trolling rendering all posts within shitposts

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>Gets rid of all the pedo ships and Soriel
You've never seen the word 'platonic' anywhere, I reckon, it's basically the get out of jail free card for shipping

And what does that have to do with anything?
I'm not even that who said he should be Asexual but if you think that any of the Sans ships out there are good then you just have shit taste since most of them are OOC garbage, Incest or pedophila.

The only not awful one I can think of is Grillby x Sans and Gaster x Sans

Not Sans x himself
shit taste

That's just Sans you dummy

I meant that turning him asexual will solve nothing regarding people shipping him with anyone. But don't let me stop you from frothing at the mouth, you seem to be having fun with being assmad.

Why is everyone talking about ships all of a sudden?

Who cares what pairings you like just don't be a dick about what you ship, don't push it as if its canon if its not, don't get pissed if people point out why they themselves don't like and don't use it to shit on people you don't like and no one will give a fuck which two characters you want to fuck.

What about the most popular ship, Sans x Reader

Of course not since Toby already confirmed he was Asexual with his tweets anyways. I was just pointing out that all the popular Sans ships are terrible in different ways.

Maybe you shouldn't be taking this so seriously

Your favorite x you is the most pure ship out there.

Prove me wrong
you can't

For me it's incidental trolling with a genuine opinion.

I do ship Soriel.

I also ship Papdyne.

>a ship where we are both unhappy and at least one of us isn't attracted to the other's gender or species
>pure

Your taste is garbage but you can ship whoever you want

What do you think about Alphys and Asgore?

>Alphys being impaled on Asgore's cock
Pretty funny desu

Take out the signs that Sans is connected to Gaster. All kinds of fanwank from that.

>Kuroshitsuji
Kind of surprised to see that here. The personalities don't match all that well, but I guess there's a slight resemblance.

Play date looks like a fun kiddo.

I guess it's less about the ships and more about the people who do ship them and never shut up about them. I've got nothing against the Soriel pairing myself (or Papyton for that matter) but I'm not terribly fond of their fans.

I meant the characters themseles since people that ship Soriel tend to hate Asgore and people that ship fishbones tend to hate Alphys

Papyton is dumb but i've never seen any of their fans be dicks or really push it beyond just being a thing they enjoy so I never had a problem with it. Same with Kingdings and Chara x Frisk

I hate Alphys. Decidedly neutral on Asgore.
I'm also not the person you originally responded to but I ship Soriel, not papdyne though

>Papyton is dumb but i've never seen any of their fans be dicks or really push it beyond just being a thing they enjoy so I never had a problem with it.
Other botfag but I find it dumb and I'm tired of searching for bot porn and finding only skeleporn

>I hate Alphys
Why?

Reminder that every Undyne ship except Undyne X Alphys is actually more canon than Undyne X Alphys

Undyne and Papyrus are good friends and she teaches him how to cook and fuck and they fuck and love each other and Papyrus helps Undyne get over the time she was raped when she was young by fucking her

Undyne says she hates Mettaton but really she loves him and wants to fuck him and they are beautiful so they want to fuck and that lizard gets in the way but they fuck

Asgore is Undyne's dad and knew to groom her properly so she would love him and she loves him and wants to be fucked by him and they fuck

Reader Name is handsome and smart and powerful and makes Undyne know her place and be obsessed with him forever and he fucks her but she can't fuck back because Reader Name does not allow it

Probably Hotland phone calls if he's like most.

Annoying mopey weeb that ends up being a constant fuck-up with some huge skeletons in her closet, to be succinct about it.

Sounds a lot like Toriel

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so much for that retirement huh

Have a magically enchanted day, you n'wahs

The thing about retirement is that when someone retires, it creates a job opening.

So that triggers you but not any of the other shit posting?

Have a good day too.

>this thread
>tfw this is all your fault
I just wanted to talk about a way to improve this fanbase, man.

YOU MANIAC
YOU BLEW IT UP

Baiting is not improving.

I want to take a sexy bath with Tori!

having many faves I never understood the hate for sans seems the people that don't like him is either due to the popularity or the fans that don't like him only love asriel but thats just my opinion.

Is this one of those times were we pretend that people aren't just having a normal conversation about their opinions on ships / whatever and are instead getting triggered and shit posting all over the place?

I know that people here suck at reading tone and think that anytime someone uses a curse word its because they're buttmad but there hasn't really been anything bad in this thread.

Can we all agree the best ship is sans' pet rock x Ruins Rock?

yeah, it rocks

Alphys is actually Toby Fox's way of making fun of autistic weeaboos

It gets me hard

I never understood how papyrus hated anime despite not knowing about it.

I'm sure Undyne mentioned it to him once or twice.

All

If Flowey and Demon Chara ever got to hang out, do you think Flowey would be Chara's little bitch forever or do you think he'd eventually stand up for himself?

If by "Demon Chara" then Flowey is Chara's little bitch for as long as Chara allows them to live.

If it's Demon Chara, I highly doubt Flowey is even alive, or will survive hanging out

He'd die
>captcha flowers

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If they're just hanging out then Chara would want a partner/henchman/bitch so they probably wouldn't chimp out on Flowey day 1. Even if they're bitter about the betrayal they'd probably want to punish him more than just killing him quick

>Want more fishlizard content
>The only guy writing fish fics and taking requests hates Alphys
Do I have to do everything around here

>not taking the Frisk romance route instead

Flowey's bad at this game

He did, but Frisk reset after they got all they could out of him.

Write by yourself.

>Frisk couldn't be satisfied with just Flowey

l-lewd

Get an editor

hey guys
what if undertale was gaster all along

The reason I'm posting now, and that I didn't post yesterday was because the internet where I live doesn't work anymore, and I don't know when it will work again, or if I'll be able to post everyday. It will probably be fixed within 2 weeks though.

Since I don't know when I'll be able to post, I'll take the first 8 requests and post those along with the comic when the internet comes back on.

Ghost cousins I guess

good luck, daddy

Mini gaster
I know him standing next to asgor makes him look small but he's so cute when he looks mini sized

Thanks user!

This but with Frisk and Chara.

Flowey hiding in a pillow fort?

Someone did a size comparison using overworld sprites.
Gaster is just half a foot shorter than Asgore.

Guy Fieri taking Undyne and Papyrus to flavortown

Bob Ross painting a happy slime from the Mtt resort

Your favorite doing a kickflip

Asgore......but as the devil!

A bonus drawing of the rock with a mustache