xth for why do all pubs blow we're only playing on bronze why do I have to keep rezzing you all
Jackson Morales
>They are not playing a pure class on insanity Top cuck
Jonathan Martinez
Better question, why have I successfully completed this silver item box mission three times, and not gotten my item box?
Nolan Diaz
what would alec say if he could see them now
Easton Carter
>pay to win elitist Neck yourself
Cooper Jones
>You have been chosen >Leave fear, you are uplifted Hmmm what does this remind me
Zachary Lee
>I should have kept my helmet
Nicholas Nguyen
I dunno. I think they were trying to insult each or something. I couldn't get past the graphical glitch that had two Jaals in the scene for me.
Parker Ross
He let FemRyder eat paste for a year of her life. He clearly doesn't give a shit.
Xavier Nguyen
>they're kidnapping the locals >what if that was us
Nolan Murphy
Soldier or Sentinel for maximum defense?
Joshua Butler
TURIAN WAIFUS ARE BEST WAIFUS
Zachary Campbell
???
Benjamin Johnson
>This is somehow bad logic Oh man the mental gymnastic /pol/tards will do to try justify their mental illness of being unable to deal with diversity are hilarious
Luke Brooks
Amen.
Josiah Anderson
Free our families!
Free our families!
Free our families!
Justin Davis
Fucking non compatible species makes you part of the problem. Everyone needs to procreate and continue their populations
Ethan Howard
But they can adopt!
Angel Reyes
>the Remnant are the pre-343 Forerunners >the kett are organic Reapers >the angara are friendly Protheans mixed in with some Sangheili >the Initiative is just a Randian version of the Citadel Council
Is there a single original thing about Andromeda?
David Thompson
Brainwashing classroom.jpg
It is literally like they are genetically changed nazis who suck the Archon's dick and believe whatever idiocy he tells them
Carson Turner
Why didn't the Reapers kill everyone on the arks and Nexus as they went through dark space? Why are quarians so incompetent that their ark had to be conveniently delayed? Why are there no batarians whatsoever? Why are the jafaara or whatever they're called, the remnant creators just rehashed protheans? Their architecture even looks similar Why are 90% of people in ME:A either flamboyant, british, or gay?
Jackson Carter
>head to new solar system in unexplored galaxy >every planet is already named >cant name anything >cant claim it in the name of humanity >can't give smallpox blankets to the native population
What is even the point of this game?
Connor Roberts
We have colonists for that. Pathfinder team would probably be too busy to settle down anywhere in the near future in any case.
Jonathan Parker
I'm saying that it's just ripping off ME2, you cock.
Joshua Diaz
>>cant claim it in the name of humanity kys
Ian Turner
someone shop a MAGA hat on male ryder. asking for a friend
Lucas Reed
Archon probably compensating for something ;^)
Based Vetra truly is the best!
Asher Edwards
Do the planets really not have day/night cycles?
Chase Williams
>Why are there no batarians whatsoever?
Why would you bring them? At least Krogan have a use.
Jordan Ortiz
Purest ship tbqh.
Mason Reyes
batarians are space niggers
Isaac Allen
It seems all their animators worked on the ending. Cause that's the only time I see anything besides the lips move
Lincoln Bailey
I saw someone post a pic back before launch of Ryder with a "Make Andromeda Great Again" hat.
Dylan Moore
>"We can't open it without codes."
Remember in ME1 when certain classes could hack computers, unlock doors? Remember when We could hack and unlock things in ME2 as a universal non-Class specific skill?
Neither does Mass Effect Andromeda. It's locked. We can't open it without codes.
Luis Watson
Did the species have to fund their respective are arks themselves? That could explain why the quarians are late because they have to scrounge
Josiah Rodriguez
Why would Ryder stay on a planet long enough for the day/night cycle to be necessary? batarian romance. 2 vaginas
Aaron White
>youre_waifu I like your style.
Ayden Cooper
Early parts of the game have Forehead wrinkle.
Carter Harris
>Why would Ryder stay on a planet long enough for the day/night cycle to be necessary?
It kills immersion and is incredibly easy to program. Why are you defending lazy developers?
Andrew Carter
he was referencing ME2. the mental gymnastics some people come up with to see their /pol/ boogeyman everywhere is just astounding.
don't forget Chris Schlerff, the writer of Halo 4, was actually hired to write this.
Luis Perry
>multiple genetic stuff on kett Do they convert all the species they find into themselves :O?
Tyler Evans
So why does Vetra have so much cereal?
William Reyes
It's should kill immersion anyway if a planet has a 50 hour day and it flips from day/night every 5 minutes.
Angel Perry
There's some cutscenes few and far between that have your ryder display some emotions
Xavier Green
>lazy If not giving every planet a fucked up spin so that sunrise is every 20 minutes is lazy, then yeah I'm defending lazy developers.
Levi Rogers
There was no day/night cycle in Inquisition either and Andromeda is basically a reskinned Inquisition.
The lack of day/night cycle is what really turned me off to Inquisition, tbqh. Everything felt so static. Same feeling in Andromeda, unfortunately.
David Barnes
Because cereal is delicious and she wants to lure you in.
Benjamin Adams
>BlastOhs
Heh.
Occasionally. Heck, they even attempting forehead emotion through the helmet.
Landon Harris
Who doesn't like cereal?
Grayson Morris
Cereal is shit and milk is bad for you.
Justin Kelly
Bioware obviously has a hard-on for the big bad turning your species into their soldiers.
Carter Sanchez
I want to hug femturs!
William Long
is shotgun/melee heavy biotic not viable at higher level/higher diff? just getting shrekt on by everything
Cameron Hughes
So does anything change if you don't bother putting an outpost down on each world? I've just gotten to Voeld and I really can't be assed with this place.
Nicholas Reyes
Jaal said he was going to write a poem for Vetra and have it engraved.
How do I ditch him?
Colton Parker
I want to behead femturs!
Hunter Rogers
...
Easton Gutierrez
user corruption is a hawt concept ;^)
Grayson Lewis
Jaal is apparently a walking adonis who melts pussies everywhere he goes.
Which considering he got cucked by his brother makes you wonder just how much of a sex god his brother must be.
Hunter Peterson
Remember, this is the development team that gave your Antogonist a build right onto his head, so you can hold onto it while you fuck him in the ass.
Wyatt Perez
stop playing bad games
Luis Allen
Smuggled in for the crew's comfort. Thanks mom!
Jeremiah Clark
>He actually thinks i listen to4 chan cucks Sorry i do waht i enjoy!
Nathan Martinez
One of the guys on the couch should be fapping.
Jace Scott
I thought this was funny.
Also the ending was decent enough. The terminal with the endless thank you messages was a nice touch
Jace Lopez
What up /meg/?
Between real life obligations and playing through Andromeda, I haven't been in here for about a week. So would you guys mind giving me a quick rundown on what launch shenanigans I missed?
Were the memes dank? Was best waifu decided? Was Sara able to get enough Good Girl Points to earn her legos?
I fugged Vetra but didn't get to see no ass. I WAS PROMISED ASS WALTERS. WHERE IS MY RAPTOR ASS
Asher Howard
>calls Veeky Forums posters cucks >while posting on Veeky Forums
Didn't think that one through, did you?
Carter Hughes
Your post makes me hope a vast global cataclysm destroys all life on earth.
Julian Moore
Wooh it is so fun fighting those -_-
Seriously, have to keep ressing my squadmates cuz they look at the pretty bubble
Brody Hall
rightly so
Colton Johnson
What should I do with these protesters on the Nexus?
Samuel Russell
fucking dots man
Grayson Murphy
I always did want to be responsible for my own genocide. Maybe then the pain will stop.
Jeremiah Nelson
>be infiltrator >destroy orb with fire combo and some pistol shots >cloak >sniper headshot for massive damage >ded
Feels so good.
Landon Allen
Bolice Prutality
Angel Smith
>Finally upgrade the M-6 Carnifex pistol to level IV >Add in augmentations and mods to make high penetration and larger mag >Headshot after headshot taking down gangs on Kardara like some Space Death Wish shit >pic related
Why is the Carnifex the best pistol in every ME game?
Thomas Ward
But you can't make babies with the space-raptor
Joseph Russell
shoot them
David Hill
Dont think that works on insanity as fast but i am sure it is probably the best.
I ll go sniper infiltrator on my 2nd playthrough
Which is the best one shot rifle? From what i ve seen the angaran green/white one has more damage than black widow+
Nolan Gray
Sara is best waifu. Her not being romanceable is just a glitch that BioWare will patch soon.
Levi Wood
best reason for why you should cum deep inside sara, because she can make make white babies
Sebastian Ramirez
not in Mass Effect 1
William Walker
You can, you just have to try. Many, many times in every conceivable way.
Jeremiah Perry
You could do something simple like a RNG that determines what it is when you land. Then it's not the same. Or just make it the opposite each time.
Juan Perez
>actually playing this game
Grayson Nelson
wut?
Thomas Rivera
Not with that attitude you can't
Christopher Butler
>Was Sara able to get enough Good Girl Points to earn her legos? She will soon.
William Jones
I'm heavily tempted to try this. It seems fun.
Camden Gray
Yep, the angaran one is amazing. Shame it looks like a toy.
Lincoln Diaz
DELET THIS
Josiah Roberts
I am pretty sure unles you have a giant dick under there you are nowhere near the pinnacle of evolution, too ugly
Tyler Gomez
Fucking seriously, the one I fought on the Asari Ark was so fucking lame. It doesn't try to get close to you at all there, so I try sniping the ball. Well, the ball moves so it's tricky but doable, but then, this fucking shit teleports randomly. I had to resort to sniping, lobbing biotic lances at it, and allowing my teammates to do the rest. The rifle I had made it hard to follow up shots though, so I had to time the Lance so I could do the most damage before I repeated it. Took me like 15 minutes to fight him and it wasn't fun. I like the game, but goddamn this shit grated me.
Jason Bennett
>tfw no turian son
Easton Hill
One of the most annoying things about the game for me is the fact that the Sidewinder is such a piece of junk compared to the Carnifex. It's extra fire speed is pointless when the ammo pool is barely better, and the damage is so much worse.
I wanted my space revolverfu.
Andrew Gray
Holy shit, do we have drawfags now or did this meme escape into the wild?