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THE STATE OF NA DOTA edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/28266/
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Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
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Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
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Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
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evil garbage is getting trashed

>nu-eg

RTZ IS GOOD I SWEAR HE STOMPS US SERVER PUBS!

-reddit dot org

>shartour shitaev

will not win a valve event in his pro career

>feed the fucking moonshard to rubick
>alch still havent eaten aghs himself
>magnus no aghs

???

Just woke up can I get a quick rundown?

>rtc dies again

Blade mail spotted

>burgerfat dota

LMAO

GET FUCKED

>EG
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Standard first day for EG

EleGiggle ELE GIGGLE EleGiggle

rtz bloodseeker pos 4
:thinking:

>they fell for the group stage honepot

Lower bracket hype

Sloppiest game ever. Holy shit.

post your rtard losing face

>NA DOTA

>nu-EG

Fucking americans, why are they so fat and retarded?

Hahahahha! What the fuck, EG?

>Dive fountain
>Aegis expires in the middle of it
>No buyback
>Still win

>eg

>It's an icefrog keeps releasing patches until China wins a plan episode

Getting real sick of valve's shit tbqh

rtz is going back to secret

i fucking hate sheever

This what the fuck.
Magnus aghs gives everybody FREEEE DAMAGE
why the FUCK did he give everybody moonshards before giving him an aghs
what the actual fuck

Arteezy is the worst carry in the professional scene.

LMAO RETARDS THINK OUR GUYS EG WILL REVEAL STRATS IN THIS IRRELEVANT CHINK HONEY POT LAN LMAOOOOO

all western favorites except for OG are shitting the bed

EG was a mistake

rtz? more like r too ez amirite??? hahaha

>his team is falling for a honeypot

Cr1t is a dumb numale that cant draft

>centaur feeds and fucks up his cheese
>storm dives fountain as aegis expires

EG losing to literal 5k LOL

>DIRECT INVITE

Valve literally clinging to anything to make >burger dota relevant

...

he had 10 bb cd you ignoramus

EG isnt NA tho

>hey guys lets replace our elite captain and drafter with that one random dude from that one random danish team that never even qualified to a lan

>wake up
>open twitch on phone
>FORCE STARFF OF THE ALCHERMIST -Tobi
>10mins later eg loses


any of the games worth watching?
I watched the first 2 games of the day

AHAHAHAHA YOU CAN HEAR HOW DISAPPOINTED PETER IS IN HIS VOICE

What went wrong?

Both Liquid-Newbee

...

>secret

nah
Rose to coach
Aui to 4
EE to Mid
RTZ to NP

Do you think Sheever ever consciously thinks about how she is only ever on panels just because she's a woman?

You mean
>do shitty alch build that soaks up farm and has little to no late game
>lose

>lategame with an alch that's fed your entire team aghs and moonsharts
>still can't win

delete this or else

no

rtz had less gpm than zai

>Giving everybody moonshards before you even give everybody an aghs
>Not giving Magnus an aghs
>Not giving yourself an aghs for extra HP
>Giving the fucking Rubick a moonshard
Sumail is such a fucking meme cunt.

>Sumail 1200 gpm
>teezty 360gpm

>EG CEO IS WATCHING THIS.
PPD IS FUCKING MAD.

alright thats fair

ENDURANCE RUN

...

Is PPD actually the CEO of EG? Like actually?

I RUN RAMPANT

Yes

He lost his arrogance

BananaSlamJamma and ixmike won't be seen playing any official matches in the near future as Team Freedom have decided to go on hiatus.

QUICK SPRINT

Yes, he owns the brand

repostan for ''eg-wont-stop-picking-alche'' thread edition

it goes like this
>insert person that doesnt like the game and hasn't liked it for years, except they dont realise it
>person plays with, talks about or watches a dota stream
>WTFF THIS IS SOO bAD TFFF wTFFF so baaad IM NOT ENJOYING THIS REEE
then top it off with them being retarded, supremely bad at dota, narcissistic, little to no self-insight, about to drop out of school/still living with parents and little to no social life apart from circlejerking about their hobbies and political views on ruggboard of 4chinz and you get your typical d2g unironic whiners
its basically what many people make fun of league players for, ''they wont stop playing the game even though its turned to shit because they spent so much money on it'', whilst these guys refuse to stop talking/complaining/playing dota because they invested so much time and emotion into it

there's plenty things to criticize about valve and dota, both current patches and past patches but its still important to shit on these fucks because they never have anything of value to say

rtz sucks man...
EG.SingSing when?

>EE to mid
I wonder what role EE is playing right now. Really makes you think.

these ppd sheever bantz

...

2-0

Alex Garfield retired, PPD was promoted to CEO with Fear as co-owner.

Wheres vp

its just shitposting u autist lmao

>ppd playing with his fingers in between subtly flaming EG

yes, this salt is perfect

>pos1 player with zero valve event wins feeds and loses on bloodseeker

>pos1 player with three valve event wins gets kills and wins the game on bloodseeker

Was Lelouch our guy all along?

[screams internally]

meant rtz to mid > rtz to np

>no updated beard edition
????
also last image is not 2017
being ceo doesnt make you the owner of a company
I mean, yeah they sometimes are, but in general they decide and do everything, unless the shareholders/board tells him no

what does valve have to do with doturd 2? they parted ways in mid2013

> man I sure miss playing Gwent, even the new patch is out. wonder if monsters are still cancer

what is he thinking about right now?

do you think he regrets buying EG for almost all of his dota earnings?

Its time for yet another game full of disaster and laugh

they got fucked by ddos during DAC quals
so they playing some shitty local tourneys right now and preparing to Kiev

all these dota2 fags shitting on EG compared to when they win

Fuck off LEL Ouch
nobody gives a shit about you
and stop formatting like a redditard

Of the Dota division or all of it?

All of it.

>EG is notable for under-preforming on Day 1
>All this "EG disband" talk

Are we being raided by new friends?

>me ooga
>team booga

How can you get 1.2k gpm and still lose?

is blink the most underated chinese mid ever

stop this
you dont get 'promoted' to own the fucking company you work in
if you want to own any of it, you have to talk to the people that DO own it, make them give it/parts of it to you, then give them monies

EG is

not nu-EG

god old secret was so hyped ;_;

>zai is the only one who pulls off the glasses
>he's the only one who looks like he really wishes puppey hadn't listed to arteezy's stupid entrance idea

Time for B-god to take out the trash

>zai ha higher gpm than arteezy

rubick and bloodseeker fed 23 kills

How can you be lvl 24 an hour into the game when its common to get 25 at 35minutes...