>Rules You can't speedrun indie games. You can't speedrun party games. You can't speedrun fan games. You can't speedrun sports games. You can't speedrun fighting games. You can't speedrun racing games. You can't speedrun mobile games. You can't speedrun turn-based role-playing games. You can't speedrun sandbox games. You can't speedrun real-time strategy games.
You can speedrun first-person shooters. You can speedrun platforming games. You can speedrun action role-playing games. You can speedrun action-adventure games. You can speedrun Christian games.
Could this be considered a resource? Considering it's boasted up with a good portion of GDQs on infinite repeat.
Pretty comf. Could give us something to talk about and keep the thread alive. Nah.
Nathaniel Collins
srg never dies
Evan Lopez
I feel like I have a special connection with /srg/.
Josiah White
>krystals irl friend dies >mutual friend asks if hes going to be in town for the funeral >goes on insane rant about pissing on his gravestone because jadin has brain cancer
Blake Watson
krystal will never not be a shitty person, video games or real life
Ethan Barnes
flippy_o should have kept running mario kart 64 instead of super mario 64
maybe he would be a cool and popular guy like abney if he had
Juan Baker
Weekly reminder that if you get your run into SGDQ you may qualify for a special financial reimbursement of up to $500.
Julian Williams
>he's still into speedrunning user, it will never be 2013 again
Christian Long
did he submit all melons again? did he get rejected again?
Caleb Garcia
dan is our man
Mason Thomas
that's not plum who actually got the run in
Aiden Wood
On Memorial Day Weekend in 1991, the Hell's Angels came to Pismo Beach. It had been planned weeks in advance, and the police knew about it and promised the public there would be no difficulties, that the H.A.'s patrolled/policed themselves. The second day they were there, a man with a metal rod in his hand stood in the middle of an area near the parking lot and held the rod above his head. With his other hand, he turned a cylinder forming the top half of the rod clockwise, and the weather started to change. It had been a sunny day up to that point, but swirling clouds started to form directly above his head. He was controlling the weather! After this event I came to find out from other witnesses that he was actually creating an artificial tornado electromagnetically.
I tried to turn the upper portion of the rod counter-clockwise to reverse the process, but he turned it back the other way, and a competition started. His strength against mine. I was a 20 year old kid, weak and skinny, while he was easily in his 40's with 19 inch arms. The weather was progressively getting worse, and even most of the Hell's Angels had left the area when they saw what he was doing.
I made small talk with the time traveler, and he said something about me not knowing who he really was. I shouted "Shazam!" and transformed into Black Adam, and I turned the weather device off and the weather returned to normal, and I took the weather rod from him and kicked him in the gut and sent him about 30 feet away. I gave the weather device to a cop who happened to be nearby, and told him to give it to the C.I.A.
A Hell's Angel from El Centro, California that I had made friends with earlier got mad at me for giving the weather rod to the cop, he thought I should've given it to the Hell's Angels. Serg, did I make the right decision?
Kevin Bennett
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Logan Kelly
Any tips for dot skip unbuffered? I can do it every time pause buffered but that's slow. Is it really just holding left and then quickly hold up+b when link yells. I always void out.
Blake Taylor
Let it fucking die.
Camden Thomas
why didn't you sage?
Jeremiah Reyes
Why would you post this?
Nathan Harris
The God Gamer Stigma
Julian Fisher
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Jacob Nelson
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Noah Murphy
why didn't you sage?
Andrew Kelly
The Why Didn't You Sage Stigma
Logan Richardson
Is Narco our boi now?
Noah Perez
Why does our queen only have 106 concurrent viewers? ay lmao
Jace Parker
why didn't you sage?
Brandon Morgan
The TP Mafia Stigma
Cooper Collins
What is this twilight princess mafia thing? Is Cosmo on drugs again?
Dominic Watson
again?
Jonathan Gonzalez
The TP community are the successors of the Mumble Crew and run this shit
Julian Martin
flippy_o is a delusional retard.
Brody Russell
thanks for the late response!
Hunter Cruz
>[23:49:23] claiming i, someone who loves dogs more than humans, and lost all 5 of mine............
sign of an insane person and I'm just on the second line of the rant.
Landon Sanders
this is a message from the TP mafia this thread is now OUR property, and you will NOT make a new one after this one dies before 50 posts, capiche?
-THA TP MAFIA
Blake Nguyen
what's the Toilet Paper Mafia and who's all in it? and how do I join?
Lincoln Wright
This thread WILL live to 50 posts!!
Thomas Rodriguez
*farts* -autistic shrieking-
Brody Kelly
If you have to ask, you don't have what it takes.
Levi Hernandez
2 ply playa
Matthew Brown
is iateyourpie, our boy, still considered a speedrunner
Ryder Sanders
yes
Gabriel Flores
what a nutter. at least all those years of logging literally every chatroom "she" could get her hands on were useful for something.
Kevin White
what surgery is he talking about? does the penis come off now?
Hunter Gutierrez
grindxm0nkey
Carter Hill
*recoils* *is injured* *suddenly shrinks back* I've been found out!
Parker Powell
[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]
Xavier Sullivan
buttxhurt
Justin Russell
I've found a way to get out of the plateau in BOTW without doing the obligatory bomb/stasis/freeze shrines that also doesn't auto-kill you during the calamity ganon fight.
How do I ensure the trick is named after me for the next 20 years?
Hunter Price
Get wr and post it on reddit with commentary and the trick's name in the title
Luke Smith
get wr and upload it unlisted to youtube when someone comes close to your time or finds the same trick, share the video and say that all wrs of the last x months/years are not really wrs
Jose Perez
ask narcissa
Ayden Russell
SERG died.. and it wasn't even NEGA who killed it..
Jaxson Hall
why did you delete?
Julian Green
Ok so what's the rundown on why NASA isn't using stream.me? I heard they offered to pay all of the hotel cost for the stream without having to pay anything back if they only streamed it on stream.me. Is that true? If so, when were they going to tell people that the event is going to be on stream.me?
Michael Long
>they offered to pay all of the hotel cost for the stream without having to pay anything back if they only streamed it on stream.me This whole thing seems shady as fuck, and the fact that Cyberdemon is shilling for it makes it even shadier.
Ryan Mitchell
Vee is making fun of us again...
Gavin Lee
That website had goals for viewership and wanted exclusive rights. But besides that, no one would watch if it were on stream.me
Ayden Davis
TRIPS CONFIRMS IT
William Perry
why did you delete?
Jaxon Gray
tattlextale
Ethan Long
why did you delete?
Robert Rogers
why did you delete?
Oliver Ramirez
Why DIDN'T you delete?
Julian Peterson
Remember, all you have to do is stop posting. Then, when serg dies for good, YOU can claim that you had a part in letting it finally rest.
Jaxson Rodriguez
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Blake Ross
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Jacob Morris
why did you delete?
Jayden Nelson
Someone needs to make this with a legend that describes all of them.
David Scott
>no god gamer
Michael Gray
It's a meaningless meme mate, don't take it too seriously.
Andrew Kelly
You can't speedrun memes.
Justin Garcia
no one will watch it on twitch when it gets banned
Luke Thompson
A stupid fucking grind monkey with a bird laugh and banshee screech creating a marxist utopia in minecraft while bonobo howling and mashing the reset button
Henry Lee
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Evan Harris
im subtracting all the deleted posts, which is 15, so we're at 48 still
-THA TP MAFIA
Jonathan Jenkins
Someone post the "Squid, the piece of shit" image please.
Nathaniel Hill
why didn't you sage?
Jaxon Myers
You cannot silence the truth.
Jackson Barnes
>any truth in serg '13 is long gone kid
Juan Walker
>the truth this place has been nothing but meaningless cancer for years
David Torres
seems to have passed over 50 posts this time congratulations SERG, but i bet you cant make it to 100
PEACE OUT!
-THA TP MAFIA
Lucas Hill
/srg/ is the last bastion of free speedrunning discussion. There is no other place with this level of freedom and anonymity. Besides, you sound like butthurt oldbois, mad that the threads no longer care about you.
Elijah Sanders
if you were truly any kind of mafia you would have killed it already
Evan Wilson
if you honestly see any point of these threads you are fucking retarded
Cameron Nelson
There is no speedrunning discussion in these friends, newbab. It's cancer, through and through. Yes, that means your posts are meaningless shit. You can't convince anyone otherwise.
Andrew Hernandez
Why does Squid act like a drooling, flailing down's syndrome retard all day every day?
Kayden Clark
I feel powerful posting in this place that so many people are so desperate to see disappear.
Levi Collins
please stop posting about squid literally no one else gives a shit about your obsession
Cooper Taylor
>not even the full pasta just end it newbab give sig the diaper
