Dota 2 General Thread - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/28351/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
dotabuff.com/
opendota.com/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
Streamlink Twitch GUI: github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui

>COSMETIC ITEM BETTING
dota2lounge.com/
dota2.vpgame.com/

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Your game won't be good until you have both region lock and solo queue, dotards. Let this braindead game have the death it deserves

>no replies

ded game

I am a holy man, and Jesus gave those in need fish when they were hungry, compassion is the foundation of the human race. Until you watch a loved one die within a matter of months from cancer, even if they were a 6'2 beast, your heart will not be softened as those that have.

Love is the unique aspect of the human race, we can extend it to those who we have bonded with, as well as strangers. It transcends skin colors.

Valve has really stepped up their game with this newest arcana for Windranger.

And what if I told you that blacks, spics, and half of modern Asia is incapable of this white empathy?
Tbqh desu you're lucky my hard drive with that nuclear redpill that connected bell curves to anecdotes of public defenders to crime statistics to the beheading epidemic in spanishland or otherwise I'd lay your bleeding heart ass down on the fucking digital pavement right this fucking second and eviscerate your argument with a well-placed tactical maymay, redditor.

my hard drive went kill*
fuckign autopost kikes and their stupid broken captcho

Dire's structures are fortified.

why dotards have so shitty waifus ?

NEED

BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPFPFPFP

dotard waifus are not shit

Radiant's structures are fortified.

triss is the shittiest of waifus

How accurate are these?

qop is the only decent waifu

"decent"

queen of pain is a succubus

youtube.com/watch?v=rNaBUcSww1I

I want to go back

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electric

You know how to take it back from them, user.

Post more bulbasaurs

>Virtus Pro
who?

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>not even 1.5k mmr

rofl some 'professionals' these fags are

youtube.com/watch?v=hdXZGQ6nsDY
No going back
Only despair
Stop playing

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Does anyone have that pic of Capitalist where he smiles like a doofus?

Is there anything more beneficial than finding out someone on the enemy team is streaming the match?

Is the coordinator down or is it just my internet sucking?

Does anyone play this game or do people just watch esports?

>Cruising through the Doto Wiki and I have found this:
>It is rumored that at some point, IceFrog approached Blizzard Entertainment about the possibility of developing DotA as a standalone game, but the company was uninterested and asked him to port the mod to their upcoming StarCraft 2 map editor for free instead.

It seems Blizzard truly never changes.

>lose 13/15 matches trying to play new heroes, im not very good with them

>go back to bread and butter braindead right click carries

>win 10 in a row, all absolute stomps, including a game where i had all 21 kills on my team and zero deaths

im not ready for the ass pounding im about to get from forced 50

Blizzard is completely clueless when it comes to balance.

this, I played 100 hours of overmeme last summer, and I deeply regret it, game was shit

I also put about 20 hours into HoTs and 1 hour into league last fall before settling on dota, i dont know enough about league bc everything was locked behind a paywall, but hots is so unfulfilling, the new objectives are fun at first, but even "burst" heroes can only take the squishy heroes to half hp, you pretty much just hang around objectives constantly healing until 1 person accidentally dies.

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I played dota once.
It was horrible.

Stopped playing 4 months ago. Even sold all my hats.

Been any changes to make it worth while coming back? How's the dire/radiant balance playing out?

Do people play this shitty game anymore?
I haven't found a single ranked game today and beating the shit out of retards unranked is unfun

So are there any legit scripts that still work for this game? getting kinda bored of the meta and feel like pissing people off

So, where can I download hacks / scripts just to fuck with people, im done with this game, so may as well get banned.

Uh... dotards?

Biggest samefag of 2K17.

no samefag here

Retarded anti-Dota poster.

Nope.

Retarded Veeky Forums X poster.

>YOUR WIFE FOR MINE
What did he mean by this?

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guys I need you to post a lot of webms

bare with me

kek

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K.

>4 smurfs on enemy team
>none on mine
>enemy team is incredibly selfish and tries to make dumb plays constantly
>my team has decent teamwork outside of earth spirit just not knowing his hero very well

Fucking disgusting.

such a classic

keep 'em coming

>mfw 100% win rate as jakiro

its only like 6 games but still, i usually get fucking horrible players on my team when i play support

old void was based

So who is le free MMR man this patch?

Just DDoS the enemy carry for a free win

h-how

techies, monkey king, lina, juggernaut

Techies is free low prio

ded

NA low prio > SEA 9k

>forced 50% winrate isn't rea-

We live in the "jack of all trades, master of all trades" era so it isn't hard to figure out. Where certain heroes are almost straight upgrades to a dozen others.

Int heroes in general are absolute trash with the lone exceptions of Necro, Ogre, Silencer, and CM (to fuel the tanky dps enginer with mana, see below)

Agi heroes are mostly all just bad versions of Jug, Monkey King, or Lone Druid

Str heroes, the ultra cancer is Pudge, Axe, Centaur, and Slardar. Underlord recently nerfed out of the tanky DPS cores.

WINDRUNNER IS THE BEST WAIFU! SHE IS NOT SHIT! DELETE THESE POSTS IMMEDIATELY!

2 HUG!

>bs
>lc
-l

Yeah, been a shit week with my randoms. I hope I can random so good heroes soon.

WHY CAN YOU NOT SWAP TERRORBLADE COLORS ITS FUCKING STUPID

havent kept up with dotes pro scene in a while but it seems that envy and aui are on a shit-tier team like they belong

is it true?

>envy and aui are on a shit-tier team
user they ARE the shit tier team

>shit tier team
>still placed better than EG
Really jogs the nogs

The only player who shines on team NP is MSS. He was a mid player and started playing offlane for them and is by far their best player. PPD was praising him so much. MSS has a bright future for sure. Envy and Aui are dissapointing as per usual.

What's the Dota equivalent of this album?

playing in the offlane all of your life

DELETE THIS

d-delete this

Delete both of these posts!

dead game

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delete yourself

is it 2 days until esports?

yeah bb

does d2g have a discord server?
i need a place for lewdposting between rank breaks

Hey!

twitter.com/LiquidMATUMBA/status/846971691116957696

Can someone make a webm?

hey!

Matched with a 7.5/10 on tinder, and she plays dotes and likes anime.

W-what do I do from here?

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im sure thats not dota 2

Is that Paparazi?

That guy looks just like someone I know from Uni

>EG
>good

Pick one and only one.

What does d2g think of /fitjew/'s sister?

Would make sweet sweet challah with all night long.

should I even fucking bother picking doom with people trying to force jungler roles in every single game? is he still a worthwhile pick with that new ability?

>login youtube
>see chink tourn
>check /d2g/
>less than 100 posts after 5 hours
Is game dead?