>Mtisubishi brings back the Eclipse
>It's a fucking SUV
You had one job.
>Mtisubishi brings back the Eclipse
>It's a fucking SUV
You had one job.
>2018-Mitsubishi-Eclipse-Cross-rear-exterior-athletic-sporty.jpg
That is what this image is actually named on the Mitsubishi website.
reminder we are all dead and that this is hell
what in the literal fuck are these japs thinking
For fucks sake!
They couldn't pick a new name could they?
They had to soil the eclipse name didnt they?
I HURT MYSELF
TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
people laughed and called the aztek ugly. now every fucking car looks like the aztek.
I FOCUS
ON THE PAIN
THE ONLY THING
THAT'S REAL
THE NEEDLE TEARS A HOLE
THE OLD FAMILIAR STING
TRY TO KILL IT
ALL AWAY
BUT I REMEMBER EVERYTHING
just fuck my shit up senpai
Friendly reminder the Evo is dead and will never come back.
WHAT HAVERSION I BECOME
MY SWEETEST FRIEND
EVERYONE I KNOW
GOES AWAY
IN THE END
Mitsubishi needs to be put to sleep. It's the kind thing to do at this point.
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
I WILL HOLD YOU DOWN
I WILL MAKE YOU HURT
Mitsubishi and Nissan should dig their own grave and be shot in the back of the head
I WEAR THIS CROWN OF THORNS
UPON MY LIAR'S CHAIR
FULL OF BROKEN THOUGHTS
I CANNOT REPAIR
nissan is still making proper sports cars tho
>Mitsubishi reveals a cuckover car with the name of a long revered sports car from their past
>immediately after being bought by Nissan-Renault
Should have seen it coming
Well considering the last two gens were shit, its not as if it could get much worse.
BENEATH THE STAINS OF TIME
THE FEELINGS
DISAPPEAR
YOU ARE SOMEONE ELSE
I AM STILL RIGHT HERE
Lmfao
WHAT HAVE I BECOME
MY SWEETEST FRIEND
EVERYONE I KNOW
GOES AWAY
IN THE END
Sure looks familiar
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
I WILL LET YOU DOWN
I WILL MAKE YOU HURT
Giving me the same vibes.
IF I COULD START AGAIN
A MILLION MILES AWAY
I WOULD KEEP MYSELF
I WOULD FIND
A WAY
>dawn of the new millennium
>release one of the coolest looking sporty cars of the web 2.0 age
>forget to give it any of the things that made the previous generations of the car special/good
>no turbo
>no AWD
>could have made a future-classic desirable performance monster
>instead made a shitbox
Fuck Mitsubishi
literally go for 1k in my area
>not doing a turbo/supercharged 3.8l MIVEC V6 5speed AWD conversion
Pigfat from the factory but have plenty of potential. 2g is unanimously a best, but 3g is underdog.
On a related note WHY THE FUCK do you need a crossover to fit between nothing but your crossover/SUV line? What point is the Outlander Sport at this point?
>You can do better, Carlos
I'll let you in on a secret: the Outlander Sport isn't actually sporty at all. It's just small.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Introducing the 2018 Mitsubishi Asuteka, a totally not rip of what the Pontiac Aztec would look in modern time.
Typically, Mitsubishi trying to rip off Subaru
Stop forcing this image. Literally only you see it. The crosstrek is much smaller.
It's honestly amazing to think that if the Aztek had been made just a decade later it would have sold like absolute fucking hotcakes, but at the time people still liked non retarded looking vehicles so they all said it was ugly.
Just kill my brand up senpai desu
No similarity
No. Nissan makes a car. 1 car. Literally everything else is shit.
I'm sure their 99% Filipino consumer base will gobble them up.
You are so fucking blind it is laughable
>this
And they still fuck it up
>slotted between the Outlander and Outlander Sport
>a separate fucking model crossover between two trims of a different model of crossover
Blunder of the year, calling it now. This will be the bullet that finally puts down the walking corpse that is Mitsubishi Motors
Mitsubishi is now partner is with Nissan, so they won't die anytime soon. We're not getting the old Mitsubishi back ever, however.
For what fucking purpose isn't the outlander their fucking main suv vehicle why even bother making another one Mitsubishi should just quit and pull out of the car industry they're fucking retarded
DSM was fucking garbage
You f&f cucks are delusional
fuck...
You have to admit this is less gay than the 4th gen eclipse
Damn, I actually really like this one.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S REAL
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!AAAAAA
GHOSN YOU FUCK
>GTR/EVO
>Sylvia/Starion
When? Carlos Ghosn said he wanted to restore faith in Mitsubishi enthusiasts, that would do the trick.
Also there has been talk that Mitsu will bring a new truck to the US when the l200 and Nissan Frontier end their production run.