You're transported to Jew York City in the 80s

Buy Microsoft shares.
Buy Apple shares.
Buy Google shares.
Buy Berkshire Hathaway shares.
Buy BTC day one.

Become richest man alive.

As Veeky Forums how I should invest the money

Invent bitcoin and then invest all my money in it.

Live at home to save money
Wait until the 2010s
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Invest it in the S&P and become richer than him.

>Buy shares
>Become richest man alive.
No way that's going to work. All those companies listed only have a minority of their stock freely available. But it's the 80s! Buy out Gates and Allen before they go public with Microsoft, then *become* the inventor of Windows. Hire Larry Page and Sergey Brin straight out of college and *become* Google. Partner up with Zuckerberg at Harvard and *become* Facebook. *Become* the company that introduces iPhones. *Become* the owner of the World Trade Center who insured his building in Summer 2001 against terrorism.

You have a lot of opportunities at hand and you want to buy shares and sit on them? Seriously?

Assuming I know the future?

Find Grandpa Bill who is top executives at Microsoft. Tell him lol, let's go windows. Bill Gates gonna be YUGE. Make billions, cash out in dot com boom and help my friends and family die rich or wealthy and happy.

Become angel investor and philanthropic.

Help The Don win America in 2016.

>*Become* the owner of the World Trade Center who insured his building in Summer 2001 against terrorism.

what did he mean by this

make a hotel or whatever else racks in thousands per person. maybe even an upscale restaurant in a white area.

and id use that profit to make another business. cant really make a chain store without knowing if the first one is successful.

that it was an inside job

>distribute crack to the black communities

Nice meme. Even if he invested in SP500, he would have to time the bottom, avoid paying taxes somehow, and spend almost nothing.

Hmm, don't think I'd take the money since he's likely to cheat me somehow, leave me holding the bag. He's got a track record for that

Put a bunch in Berkshire and hath, keep some for bitcoin, use the rest to live modestly

This desu. Also put 500k in the s&p between then and about mid 90s get a great return and then meet mark at Harvard and tell him I can help him start up the company better than Shawn parker

This made me chuckle. Thanks user.

buy $1million of berkshire hathaway

Trump has literally never given anyone startup capital.

and he probably didn't have a million dollars in the 80's, that's about when he started declaring bankruptcy once a year.

just for reference as well, it was about $260 / share back then. that wouldve got you about 3846 shares.

now they'd be worth $930 million

If he didn't time the bottom he'd be about where he currently is.
bloomberg.com/view/articles/2015-09-03/should-donald-trump-have-indexed-

that bush did it

Spend 300k on acid and music instruments, 200k for a rainy day, other 500k in berkshire hathaway.

invent AOL

>*Become* the owner of the World Trade Center who insured his building in Summer 2001 against terrorism.
so good

i will buy trumpcoin

i would invent cryptocurrency and get it to overtake the US dollar and then use my unlimited power to stop 9/11. thus america is 100 years in the future by the time 2017 comes around. life and liberty for planet earth

Take the money and give 10% of it to a nigger gang to assassinate him, pay the other 90% on completion

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