Miata Hate Thread

how many layers of irony is this

look at this drumpf supporter having a MELTDOWN over here

>triggered gayboi

>I can't be seen in that fag car, people might suspect something!

I don't hate the Miata, but it has some of the worst owners.

discussion over

this can be said of literally every car

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How the fuck can you hate such a cute car? Miata deserves hugs and kisses!

Because I'm not a 13 year old girl.

You are younger than that ;^)

Wow awesome thread OP
Oh wait NOT

that looks terrible

t. miata owner.

nowhere near honda, bmw and alfa fags
but they are up there

>t. someone who lost a race to a miata

only closet fags are this vocal about hating them

obligatory

youtube.com/watch?v=GBajx5ejjec

hilarious, saved

more like
>I can't be seen in that fag car, qts will think I'm a fucking faggot and not even give me the time of the day
>How the fuck can you hate such a cute car? Twingo deserves hugs and kisses!
FTFY

when will these dumb assumptions of bmw drivers being shitty stop

>alfa
kys
>tfw no milfista gf

a lot of girls actually like the mx5 and ur more likely to get one to like a mx5 than a gtr

>dumb assumptions
it's statistics
the only worse drivers than BMW drivers are Prius drivers

r u saying I'M a bad driver?

I'm not. Stop taking offense from general statements if you're an outlier.

i'm not talking about the skill or how they behave on the road, it's just that the fanbase is obnoxious

fuck off with your shitty memes
you don't know how bad alfists are here in europe
it's a fucking religion, worse than honda worshipers

Nah man more like
>I'm not attractive, successful, or confident enough to pull chicks because of a fucking car.
I've picked up girls in the Miata, then when we're at my place she sees the motorcycle

the Miata hugs the road like a man hugs another man

This type of manlet hate from the left is why Trump won

Looks like a heterosexual couple to me.

I think the fact that you need proof that not every single Miata owner is homosexual says enough

>WMAF
I'd rather see fags desu

>you don't know how bad alfists are here in europe
>it's a fucking religion, worse than honda worshipers
I'm not European but I'm part of the cult. Now stop being a faggot.

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i like miata

Also posting more Milfisti™

im seriously considering a miata (probably an nb) but itll be my second car. my current car is a corvette, and i just cant justify another two seater rwd car. a much more practical choice would be a golf or something but i still want the miata

I love Miatas

can't wait to trade in my faggy Mini Cooper to get a faggy Miata

>those wannabe bmw mods
top kek

the nb looks like a miniature Dodge Viper hehe

They figured it would be stupid boiracing faggotfucks in Miatas who crash into the rails 99% of the time.

The test was a failure - the rails were designed to impale the cabin and kill the occupants.

>no horizontal bracket for extra dampening
WTF is Sweden doing
t. civil engineering student from south america

Cancerous trash. By far the gayest car culture out there. Worse than Toyobaru and Evo/STI fanbois.

I'm not a huge fan of Miatas either but I'm not autistic enough to start a thread about my feefees.

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you will be when im done with you

i-is that a trap?
>trying to make it look like a Bentley
ayyy truly nigger tier

nc's are so under rated

>easy 2.5L swap
>looks great when lowered with wider wheels
>strong gearbox
>lots of interior room
>softtop version weighs 2350lbs

bar of soap on wheels

what do you think

yea but they can look like pretty nice bars of soap

I can't make up my mind but my dick says it's a trap, it refuses to get hard.

you sure about that user?

use image search you fool

instagram.com/ella.freya/?hl=en

Ella Freya

literally took 2 seconds with a reverse search.

>it's an actual girl with no dick

>tfw you accidentally find out you're really gay

DAMN
that's like an actually pretty version of Elle Fanning
didn't care enough tbqh
kek

she is queen of qts

>fall for the miata meme
>dmv messed up and put the title as 10k more miles than it had
>started to rust
>paint started to chip when I washed it
>zipper on the soft top broke, so I had to get a hardtop
>can't sell it for 2,000 more miles

Why wouldn't you demand they correct their mistake?

I was too worried that they will change the title to say that the mileage is not accurate. It has been almost a year now, and it is probably too late to get anything done about it now.

Should have done it in the moment it happened unless you didn't realize until it was too late.

Put the rear on jackstands and get it "going" so it gains mileage without actually going anywhere

Girls think mx5s are cool.

I'm sorry to tell you this user, but if it has a dick it ain't a chick. Also "feminine dick" is an oxymoron and traps are gay.

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should I get an NB miata or a mini-cooper?

kek

And it's gay as hell.

RIP that car.

If those are the choices, a noose.

>girls don't like small, sporty convertibles
Kek talk to a girl irl m8

cause it has a couple hood vents? I'd hardly call that chopped up or riced

Fastback hardtops fix everything that is wrong with the Miata's look.

It's a shame they're so fucking expensive.

>blumpfkins getting triggered by it

>south america
Slit your throat.

I feel ya oppie, i hate the mememachine too myself. But there's something about the nc miata which i really dig
>inb4 le flip up headlights xD memelords call it the worst miata

It only looks good at that exact angle. The rest of the car looks like some artisan soap you scrub your balls with before dipping out on some chick.

When bmw drivers stop being shitty.

I just think it looks dumb.

probably

no u